Chapter 735 Routines for Dealing with Men!
Sun Lili couldn't help blushing even more when she heard the words of her good girlfriend at this time.
Just heard her cheap husband say such a lot of meaty names, she was already shy enough, and when she heard her best friend's teasing, Sun Lili couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
However, Sun Lili is usually a relatively smug woman, and at this time, when she saw her good best friend smiling and trembling, she couldn't help but retort: "Mengting, if I'm not mistaken, you don't even have a boyfriend now, and if I'm not mistaken, you haven't even talked about a relationship, and you pretend to be old-fashioned to teach me how to manage men." ”
"Tut-tut...... You said that you are now such an old person, and now you don't even have a boyfriend, since you haven't even talked about a relationship, but this routine for dealing with men is emerging one after another, you said that you have learned so many routines for dealing with boys, have you long been unable to hold back your spring heart, and you have long wanted to fall in love!"
Zhang Mengting was still laughing and trembling just now, and when she heard Sun Lili's words, a pretty face of the whole person couldn't help but turn red, and she scuffled with Sun Lili when she went up.
"Giggles, looking at you so excited, did you miss my heart by me, and your face is still so red, shouldn't it be shy!"
"Do you think I'm as stupid and naïve as you are, deceived by a few words of a man?"
"Honestly, what do you want to do after learning so many routines to deal with men, have you long been unable to hold back your spring heart, and you have long wanted to fall in love!"
"Bah, do you think I can't live without a man like you? Do you think I'm going to die like you in order to fall in love? I can earn my own money, I can wash my own clothes, I can do housework by myself, what more man do I need?"
"Okay, what you said is indeed very reasonable, women can indeed do many things on their own, but there are some things that women can't do alone?"
"I think you're farting, we women are worse than their men, don't I have a large group of men under my hands now?
"Mengting, you are indeed very powerful, according to the words of a man, you are a strong woman, but no matter how independent and strong a woman is, she can't have children by herself, giggle......"
"Phew, I'm really not ashamed at all, I just got married today, and I thought about having a baby!"
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The two of them scuffled on the bed as if no one was around, at this time the two of them were already panting, and even the clothes on their bodies were torn and cracked a little at this time, if a man stood next to him and saw this day, I am afraid that he would definitely not be able to help but have a nosebleed.
But at this time, there were only two people in the whole large room.
Although Sun Lili has met many classmates in college and has a lot of work partners at work, if you want to say that she has always had the best friend, there is only one Zhang Mengting.
So this time at her wedding, Zhang Mengting did not invite her other college classmates and some partners with better relationships at work to be her bridesmaids, but only invited Zhang Mengting to be her bridesmaids.
Zhang Dacang was standing at the door at this time, wiping the cold sweat on his face, not only was he glad in his heart, but fortunately he was clever enough to finally pass the pass just now.
Thinking about the meaty names he just shouted, Zhang Dacang not only felt that he had goosebumps all over his body at this time.
Zhang Dacang poked his arm fiercely with both hands at this time, he really couldn't imagine that the person who said such a lot of fleshy names just now was not him.
When he reacted now, he himself felt a little nauseous just now.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Zhang Dacang heard a smug laugh at this time, and couldn't help but look over at the laughter, only to find that his cousin was holding his chin with one hand at this time, looking at himself with a smile on his face.
As soon as Zhang Dacang saw his cheap cousin, he was angry, thinking that he didn't even help himself just now, and let himself face such a difficult problem alone.
Of course, it's really hateful that this cheap cousin of mine doesn't help himself, and he is still watching his jokes on the side.
Zhang Dacang not only gritted his teeth a little at this time and said: "Li Zhan, you are really my good cousin, your cousin gave you a look just now, didn't you see it? Do you really bear to let your cousin go alone to face the sword mountain and the sea of fire in front of you? You are still not my cousin, why don't you talk about righteousness at all?"
Seeing his cousin's angry and depressed look, Li Zhan quickly bit his tongue and felt a very painful feeling coming from his tongue, and Li Zhan reluctantly suppressed his laughter at this time.
He really can't be blamed for this, after all, when he saw that his cousin, who was five big and three thick, suddenly shouted such a lot of fleshy names just now, and his voice became a little sassy, he really couldn't help but want to laugh.
This cousin of mine has a taciturn and honest image on the surface, but he didn't expect that once he snorted, it would be a death sentence.
Li Zhan could still see the goosebumps on his arm just now, but seeing the depressed look of his cousin looking at him, Li Zhan knew that he shouldn't be as heartless as he laughed just now.
Li Zhan took a deep breath and muttered silently in his heart: "Ge Laozi, I am professionally trained, no matter how funny things I hear or how funny things I see, I won't laugh unless I ...... Unless you can't help it!"
Li Zhan didn't know why at this time, and the kind of snorting of his cousin just now appeared in his mind, the kind of affectionate shouting all kinds of sensual names, and suddenly he couldn't help but snort and laugh again.
Zhang Dacang saw his cheap cousin smiling heartlessly at this time, and he really couldn't help but want to rush up and beat his cheap cousin hard.
Damn, damn, it's really hateful, it's really hateful that my cheap cousin didn't come to help him when he was in trouble just now, and he was still watching jokes on the side.