Chapter 798 The Roaring Sky Dog is pregnant, I did it!

Lin Hai looked at the mobile phone screen, and at the same time expressed deep sympathy and silence for the God of Wealth who was inexplicably lying down and vomiting blood, he also admired the ability of these gods to make the crooked building of the building.

Nima, the theme of the group, was obviously discussing who stole everyone's birthday gifts, but he was led astray in minutes and went directly to Java Island, and Lin Hai was also drunk.

But fortunately, these teasing immortals, the suspicion of Sun Wukong outside the words is not gone, as long as they recognize that Sun Wukong stole it, but there is no evidence, then it will be easy to do!

Lin Hai remembered the matter of asking Lin Yun for the purchase of exercises, and edited a purchase information.

Little Foolish Immortal: I want to buy a book of exercises suitable for women's cultivation, and some of them will cost me!

Little Foolish Immortal: I want to buy a book of exercises suitable for women's cultivation, and some of them will cost me!

Little Foolish Immortal: I want to buy a book of exercises suitable for women's cultivation, and some of them will cost me!

......

The kung fu of this gang of teasing immortals to chat and fart is too strong, Lin Hai directly copied and pasted, sent several messages, and swiped the group screen, otherwise his information would definitely be drowned out by those unnutritious chatters immediately.

Erlang God: Little foolish fairy, I want to report it, you swipe the screen, unless you send me spicy strips!

Thor: Little foolish fairy, I also want to report it, you swipe the screen, unless you send me spicy strips

Seven Fairies: Little foolish fairy, people want spicy strips and Sprite, otherwise they have to report it.

......

Burst!

Seeing these teasing immortals, not mentioning business, but jumping out one by one to threaten themselves, Lin Hai's nose was almost crooked.

However, as soon as they said this, Lin Hai also muttered in his heart, Taishang Laojun, that old guy, but he is cunning, he kicked himself once last time because of the screen, who knows if he will come again?

"Grass, forget it, let's break the fortune and avoid disaster. "Lin Hai is really afraid of them, which idle egg hurts, go to Taishang Laojun to report, and take advantage of Taishang Laojun's absence in the group now, quickly block their mouths.

Little Foolish Fairy: You shameless and obscene robbers who take advantage of the fire, don't you just want red envelopes?

Lin Hai was not forgiving, and took the opportunity to damage these teasers.

Seven Fairies: yes, there's a red envelope grabbed, that's great!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: Hurry, hurry, you're ready!

Mo Liqing: With the speed of my hands that have been single for thousands of years, hehehehe, you know......

Nezha: Daxian, send more, it's better to have Wahaha and the third episode!

......

Lin Hai saw that the emotions of these immortals were mobilized, and he couldn't help but laugh in his heart.

Small, a high-ranking immortal, brother a few packs of spicy strips, will get you!

Little Fool Fairy: Say yes in advance, after I send the red envelope, if anyone reports it again, I will curse him Jiji for being shorter and shorter, and for women, I will curse her Mimi for getting smaller and smaller!

Mo Lihai: I'm rubbing, it's a vicious curse!

Zhu Bajie: Ladies and gentlemen, for the sake of my old pig's sexual well-being, please don't report it.

Electric Mother: Don't worry, whoever reported it, once the curse is hit, the old lady will definitely be the first to find out.

Lei Gong: Electric mother, Ah Dian, why did you find out first?

Electric Mother: Lei Gong, get out!

......

Lin Hai ignored these teases and farted in the group, opened the red envelope, and prepared to send them some spicy strips.

"Huh?" After opening the red envelope interface, Lin Hai was surprised to find that it seemed to be a little different from the original.

"I'll go, password red envelope!" I don't know when, among the types of red envelopes, there was an extra kind of password red envelope, Lin Hai was moved, and suddenly laughed evilly.

Don't you all want to take advantage of your brother?

Ding dong!

Lin Hai sent a password red envelope in the group, and immediately, the group of immortals frantically robbed it.

Erlang God: The Howling Sky Dog is pregnant, I did it!

Zhu Bajie: The roaring dog is pregnant, I did it!

Morale: The Howling Dog is pregnant, and I did it!

Seven Fairies: The Howling Dog is pregnant, I did it!

Lei Gong: The Howling Sky Dog is pregnant, I did it!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: The Howling Sky Dog is pregnant, I did it!

Fortuna: The Howling Dog is pregnant, I did it!

......

Whooling Dog: Whew!

"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai looked at this bag of teaseful fairies, scrambling to issue the password he set, he was almost laughing and cramping, and rolled on the ground with his stomach covered!

Little Foolish Fairy: Damn, I don't even let go of a dog, this fairy deeply despises you!

Lin Hai jumped out again gloating and despised the immortals, and hurriedly came out of the group before these teasing immortals had time to denounce themselves.

Ding dong!

As soon as Lin Hai came out of the group, WeChat rang immediately, and when he looked down, he saw that it was sent by Chang'e.

Chang'e: You're so bad.

"Forehead......" Lin Hai looked at the words sent by Chang'e, and his head suddenly felt a reverie, and he couldn't help but want to tease her.

Little Fool Fairy: Where am I bad?

Chang'e: It's bad everywhere, it's bad to the bones.

Little Fool Fairy: Haha, there's no way, men aren't bad, women don't love it, what do you say?

Chang'e: Giggles, what kind of crooked reasoning, to get to the point, you need exercises for women to cultivate?

Little Fool Fairy: yes, do you have one?

Chang'e: Of course there is, I'm a fairy, and my jade rabbit is also a woman.

Ding dong!

Chang'e sent you x1, please check it in the Qiankun bag.

"Damn!" Lin Hai was overjoyed in his heart, and secretly said that Chang'e deserves to look the same as my little baby Xinyue, and it is really interesting to my brother!

Lin Hai hurriedly opened the Qiankun bag and checked it.

Xuanyue Secret Classic: The Moon Palace Chang'e Fairy's original exercises, suitable for women's cultivation.

Skill level: Immortal rank middle grade

"Immortal rank middle grade, good thing!" Lin Hai was excited for a while, and gave this to Yun Yun to cultivate, which couldn't be more suitable.

"By the way, there is also Xinyue!" Since this is suitable for women's cultivation, Liu Xinyue can naturally cultivate, but Liu Xinyue is usually too busy to know if she has this time.

But no matter what, Lin Hai was so satisfied with the exercise that Chang'e sent him.

Little Foolish Fairy: Fairy, thank you so much, this fairy doesn't know what to say.

Chang'e: Giggles, do you want to thank people?

Little Foolish Fairy: Gratitude is natural, how do you want this fairy to be grateful?

Chang'e: Giggles, it depends on your mind.

Little Foolish Fairy: Alas, this immortal's family is surrounded by four walls, a lifetime of poverty, and what can really be done is this graceful and suave, the jade tree is in the wind, people love it, the flowers bloom, and the strong and upright body, in order to repay the great grace of the fairy, the fairy has to promise each other!

Chang'e: Phew, it's not uncommon!

Little Fool Fairy: Fairy, you have to think about it, this fairy is stronger than eggplant, cucumber, banana, carrot and any other stick!

Chang'e: Can you eat it too? Are you Tang Sanzang?

Burst!

Why did you go to Tang Sanzang again? After seeing her own dirty thoughts, Chang'e didn't understand it at all.

Chang'e: If you really want to thank people, just send them a red envelope.

"Red envelopes? It's easy to say!" Lin Hai was just about to send some spicy strips to Chang'e, when he suddenly pointed his fingers, remembered something, and his eyes suddenly lit up.