Chapter 379 Li Zhan let out a serial fart
Although the Arowana looked anxious at this time, Li Zhan, who was sleeping, didn't hear what he was saying clearly at all, and only felt as if a fly was buzzing in his ear, which was really annoying.
Arowana said a lot of things to himself, but it turned out that Li Zhen was still sleeping, is there any mistake, this is already burning your eyebrows, you are still thinking about sleeping.
At this time, the Arowana slapped Li Zhan's chrysanthemum suddenly, and said angrily: "Are you mistaken? This is already a very anxious time, how can you still think about sleeping." Hurry up, hurry up, do you hear it, your Weibo king has been snatched away, are you still in the mood to sleep?"
Li Zhan was falling asleep in a daze at this time, after all, it was winter, was there anything more refreshing than sleeping?
Now for him, the places outside the bed are far away, the places that are out of reach are other places, and the toilet is a business trip to a distant frontier.
But at this time, Li Zhan, who was sleeping, suddenly felt that his chrysanthemum was attacked by others.
In his dreams, he dreamed of a very perverted fellow, constantly patting his chrysanthemums with his hands, singing as he patted - the chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile is yellow......
Perverted, perverted, so perverted.
How can there be such a perverted person in this world?
Li Zhan wanted to escape, but he couldn't run away, because he found that he was tied to the bed at this time, and he was in a very shameful position.
The obscene man who was constantly patting his chrysanthemum just now, looking at his struggle, laughed aloud with a lewd face: "Scream, call as much as you want, I like to see you struggling, even if you cut your throat, no one will take care of you, hand over your chrysanthemum." Hey, hey, hey, hahaha......"
Li Zhan was taken aback at this time, seeing that the man's groping pig hand was about to touch his chrysanthemum again, Li Zhan struggled desperately at this time, and suddenly woke up.
When he woke up, he found that the Arowana was in front of him, and then he realized that he had just had a dream.
Li Zhan really didn't know what evil he had created, how could he have such a lewd dream, it scared him to death.
Arowana saw that Li Zhan finally came to his senses at this time, but he still looked dazed, slapped his chrysanthemum again, and said excitedly: "Li Zhan, your kid has finally woken up, hurry up, your kid's Weibo King has been robbed, today is the night of Weibo, I didn't expect your Weibo King to be robbed, it's really hateful." ”
Li Zhan felt that Arowana's hand touched his chrysanthemum at this time, and suddenly felt that his chrysanthemum tightened, and he couldn't help but let out a fart.
Bang...... Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang......
It's not the most terrible thing to fart out, the most terrible thing is that Li Zhan actually let out a serial fart.
It turned out that what he had just now was not a dream, then everything turned out to be true, someone really attacked his chrysanthemum just now, and this person turned out to be Arowana.
Damn, hateful, just too damn.
He regarded him as his best brother, how could he treat him like this, it was really hateful.
After Li Zhan made a fart sound, there was suddenly an unusual smell in the air, and the scene was very embarrassing at this time.
Arowana only took a slight breath at this time, and suddenly felt that his whole body was about to die.
No, no, I can't stay in this room anymore, if I stay in this room any longer, I'm afraid I'll be suffocated by lack of oxygen, and I'm afraid I'll have to find a woman to do artificial respiration for me at that time.
What? Find a man to give yourself artificial respiration?
Arowana swore to heaven that if any man dared to do artificial respiration on him, he would break the man's third leg.
Arowana covered his nose at this time and said very helplessly: "You kid is really ugly, I have never seen such a stinky fart."
What's so great about being handsome, isn't it the same thing that handsome people fart about? And it's unusually stinky, if you let those fans of yours know, especially those female fans......
Okay, okay, you kid hurry up, I'll go out first, I'll wait for you outside!"
The Arowana covered his nose as he spoke, and ran out with a disgusted expression.
Li Zhan was also embarrassed at this time, he was really embarrassed just now, he actually put a serial fart in front of the boss, it was really embarrassing.
After Li Zhan got dressed and brushed his teeth briefly, he hurriedly ran to the living room, and found that the living room was already neatly filled with people at this time, and he didn't know that he thought something big was going to happen.
Li Zhan looked at Chen Xiaoyue and kept smiling at him, and said with a smile on his face: "Teacher Chen, why did you get up so early? Didn't you sleep a little longer? If there is nothing to do today, I really want to lie in bed for a day and wake me up so early, is there anything wrong?"
Arowana said with a solemn and serious face at this time: "Of course there is something, Guoguo, you now tell him about the current situation on the Internet, this kid is like a fool, such a big thing has happened on the Internet, and he himself is still sleeping so soundly in bed, he is really convinced."
I really don't know whether to say that he has a big heart or a lack of heart!"
Su Guoguo also said with a serious face at this time: "Idol, because we have been promoting movies for the past half a month, we have ignored the vote on the Internet about your Weibo king, the huge advantage we achieved in the early stage has slowly disappeared in the past half a month, and in the early hours of this morning, your first position was kicked down, which means that your Weibo King is gone."
Liu Junjie is now temporarily in first place with more than 20 million votes for you, tonight is Weibo night, the voting channel of Weibo King and Weibo Queen will be closed at ten o'clock today, and we only have less than 10 hours left.
Although I have mobilized fans to vote desperately for you, but the fans of Liu Junjie on the other side are also voting desperately, according to the current situation, your Weibo King will be snatched away!"
Li Zhan originally thought that everyone was calling him up with such excitement, what was the big deal? It turned out that it was because of this incident.
He thought it was the end of the world, and no matter how bad it was, it would be a mudslide, an earthquake, a volcanic eruption, but it turned out to be such a big thing, and it disturbed his good dreams, no! nightmares.
Isn't it fragrant to talk about the nothing to do in this winter, sleeping in the bed, sleeping in the warm bed?
Why did he get up early in the morning to discuss this matter, was there any mistake, I knew that he had continued to sleep well just now.
I still miss the very warm quilt just now.
After Li Zhan heard the words of Su Guoguo and Arowana at this time, he said with a nonchalant face: "I thought it was a big deal, isn't it just a Weibo King?"