Chapter 9 The most handsome cow dung on the

Zhang Yifei and the old dean's visit did not end until after three o'clock in the afternoon, during this period of time, Zhang Yifei can be said to be tormented, he has no right to decide anything, and completely plays a supporting role.

Is this a blind date? Is this an engagement? Who has ever seen such an engagement, Zhang Yifei cried. It's too bullying.

And the Shao family was very enthusiastic to send Zhang Yifei and the old dean to the door.

When all the Shao family left, Zhang Yifei couldn't bear it anymore, so he grabbed the old dean's collar: "Did you like Shao Ningdie's mother before, people didn't look down on you and Shao Tianzhi for running away, you want to take revenge on others, so you come to sacrifice me." ”

When the old dean heard this, his face suddenly darkened.

"Get out, get out of Lao Tzu, am I that kind of person?" the old dean scolded, at this moment there is still a virtuous and respected elder phenomenon, completely like an old scoundrel.

"You are such a person, not such a person, can you sacrifice me?" Zhang Yifei became more and more sad the more he talked, he was sold by others in such a daze, and he had to break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

"Actually, I'm for your good, you see Fluttershy, isn't it good there?" said the old dean to Zhang Yifei in a serious tone.

"She's all good there, nothing bad. ”

"I'll ask you one thing first, and you must answer me truthfully, without any concealment. Zhang Yifei looked at the old dean very seriously.

"En!" Seeing Zhang Yifei's very serious expression, the old dean also became serious.

"Is Shao Ningdie sick, otherwise, why are you in such a hurry to try love before marriage?" This is what Zhang Yifei is most worried about, if this is really the case, then he Zhang Yifei will lose a lot of money.

Originally, the old dean thought that Zhang Yifei's serious expression was to ask something important, but who knew that he couldn't spit out ivory from his dog's mouth.

"Zhang Yifei, you get out of Lao Tzu!" The old dean was really speechless, what was in the mind of the person in front of him, how could he think of anything.

"Then why is she so anxious to live with me, what is the conspiracy in it. Zhang Yifei is still very worried.

He was afraid of being deceived by Shao Ningdie, and now no matter who he looks at, it seems to be deceiving him.

"People are fairies in the sky, you are a lump of cow dung at best, what kind of conspiracy can people have. The old dean said without scruples.

This time it was Zhang Yifei's turn to have a black line on his face.

This old man typically speaks with a clear conscience, can he be cow dung?

There is a magic weapon in this world, called a mirror, Zhang Yifei also often looks in the mirror, not to mention how to be able to do it, let's dress up a little like this, it is also a pear flower pressing begonia, looking like Pan An's character.

Even if we are not a stunning fresh grass, we are still above average. The more you look at it, the more flavorful it is to look at the handsome guy at second sight. Now it's being used as cow dung. Just rely on this sentence ......!

"There is some cow dung, and I don't want to let some flowers be planted!" Zhang Yifei said fiercely, too bullying, isn't he an orphan?

The old dean looked at Zhang Yifei speechlessly, what can you do when you meet such a person, this person is already invincible.

"If you don't have cow dung like me, how can you bring out that she is a flower? Without cow dung like me, can't you say that she is still a flower that is about to wither?" Zhang Yifei felt that what he said was too right, and in order to praise himself, he lit a red tower mountain for himself.

The old dean looked at Zhang Yifei speechlessly, the tree will die without bark, people are invincible in the world, the person in front of him is faceless and skinless, he is already invincible, what else can you say?

Zhang Yifei suddenly ran to the old dean and said, "Are you dazzled by the old man, take a good look, have you ever seen such a handsome cow dung?"

I...... Even a person with a good connotation like the old dean couldn't stand to burst out a foul word.......

If you don't have such a torturous person, wouldn't you just say a word of cow dung? This man was able to come up with so many words to refute himself.

The old dean wept silently, and asked inwardly: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, what did I do wrong, you want to punish me like this." ”

I admit that I sneaked into the girls' toilet at school when I was a child, and I admit that I used to look into the sleeves of my female classmates when I was a child, but that was only when I was a child, who didn't make a mistake when they were young?

The old dean regretted it very much, he knew that he would not do such a thing, and sure enough, it was someone who was doing it and looked at it again, not that he didn't report it, and the time had not come.

Now this good and evil retribution has finally hit himself with a bad retribution.

The old dean sighed deeply, he could have lived to be a hundred years old, but if he was with Zhang Yifei for a long time, I am afraid that he would not even be able to live to eighty, and he would be able to torture you to death with his shameless expression and shameless language.

"Did you say you've ever seen such a handsome cow dung?" Zhang Yifei saw that the old dean was silent, and then asked again.

"I haven't seen you, you're the most handsome cow dung I've ever seen. The old dean said very reluctantly.

When the old dean said this, he couldn't help but want to vomit.

"Really?" Zhang Yifei touched his face unconsciously.

"Really, it's more true than a needle!" the old dean only felt a tumbling in his stomach.

"It is not good to lie, especially if you speak with a clear conscience, for there is retribution. Zhang Yifei's eyes flashed vigorously a few times.

"You're the most handsome cow dung I've ever seen. "Even if it is retribution, the old dean will say.

He really can't bear it, if God is giving him a chance, he will definitely not introduce his wife to Zhang Yifei, if he has to add a deadline, then he will not introduce Zhang Yifei in this life.

"Seeing that you are so sincere, I will reluctantly believe it. ”

When the old dean heard this, he finally put his heart in his stomach, he was really afraid, afraid that Zhang Yifei would ask again.

"I think so too, I'm the most handsome cow dung. ”

"Ahem!" the old dean finally couldn't help coughing.

"Look, when you're old, why do you want to learn from me, you want to be the most handsome cow dung. Zhang Yifei patted the old dean and said.

The old dean felt that he was very aggrieved at this moment, when did he learn from him, he would never learn from him in his life, and he would never make cow dung, even the most handsome cow dung.

"Although you can't be the most handsome cow dung, you can be the second handsome cow dung. Zhang Yifei touched his chin, thought for a while and said.

The old dean's stomach was tumbling again, and he secretly prayed, the person in front of him was not talking about cow dung, okay?