Chapter 11 can't tell jokes

"This person is really, I don't know how to say thank you when I praise her. Hearing the sound of the bedroom, Lu Tianlong muttered.

He set his eyes on Murong Wan'er again.

A pair of flattened volleyballs were so attractive that he lowered his head and leaned forward to see it more realistically.

Of course, it was so close, so he had to cover it up somewhat, so he glanced at Murong Wan'er's book and said with a smile: "Huh, Tianlong Babu? Do you like to read martial arts novels?"

"Hardcore martial arts fans, as long as it is the content of martial arts novels, there is nothing that this girl doesn't know!" Shangguan Wan'er was very proud.

Lu Tianlong smiled and said, "Don't talk big, the questions I ask you are all in martial arts novels, if you can answer them, you will be considered amazing!"

"Okay, whatever you ask, I can't answer, whatever you want!" The little girl was also interested.

Compared with famous martial arts novels, she has read each one at least ten times, and she is quite confident in herself.

The first question, in the Condor Heroes, asks: Yang Guo has been waiting for Xiaolongnu for eighteen years with a broken arm, may I ask, how did Yang Guo cut his fingernails in the past eighteen years!"

"Huh?" Shangguan Wan'er stretched out her little hand and gestured, stupid, thought for a while, and pouted: "Uh, I have to think about this again, let's talk about the second question first!"

Lu Tianlong waved his hand generously, "Okay! The second question, in the Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, Xiao Zhao has been chained to her feet for so many years, may I ask, how did she change her pants!"

"Huh, change your pants?" Murong Wan'er was stupid again.

"I don't know, the third question, in the Legend of the Condor Heroes, Mei Chaofeng cultivates the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, her nails are so long, and she has a hook, may I ask, how did she wipe her buttocks!"

Murong Wan'er completely collapsed.

"Xiao Hachiro, I didn't expect you to be quite powerful! I have read the three novels you said more than a dozen times, and I have never thought of these interesting questions!" the little girl tilted her head and praised.

"That's, actually, I'm best at telling jokes!" Lu Tianlong said proudly.

"I like jokes too, tell two of them!" Murong Wan'er said happily.

"Lu Tianlong, do you want to tell Wan'er a joke? Okay, very good! You tell me, let me listen to it too!"

Su Lingyue, who had changed her clothes, walked out of the bedroom, just in time to hear the conversation between the two, she clenched her little fists, with a smile on her face, but there was fire in her eyes, and her eyes swept to the kitchen knife in the kitchen from time to time.

This bastard has ruined himself, and now he doesn't even let Wan'er go!

Seeing that she looked like she was going to kill, Lu Tianlong didn't dare to continue to tease Murong Wan'er, and hurriedly said: "It's not early, I'll tell a joke next time!

Su Lingyue made a bun with her hair coiled on it, put on light makeup, and changed into a purple evening dress.

Semi-suspender style, revealing a slender neck and snow-white shoulders, the clothes are relatively slim, a standard S-shaped curve, the perfect figure is fully displayed, and from a distance, it looks like a noble purple swan, with a seductive charm.

Seeing his eyes looking at him unscrupulously, Su Lingyue was even more angry.

"Lu Tianlong, if you dare to tell Wan'er jokes in the future, I'm not done with you!"

"Sister Ling Yue, why, I like to listen to jokes very much!" Murong Wan'er protested beside her.

"If I say no, I can't! He's not a good person, what good jokes can he tell!" Su Lingyue was very angry, she couldn't tell Murong Wan'er clearly, this bastard specializes in telling meat jokes.

Murong Wan'er pouted and said, "I think Xiao Hachiro is very good, humorous, erudite, and good-tempered, you are so fierce to him, he always smiles." ”

"Bosom friend!" Lu Tianlong almost burst into tears, it was the first time he had received such a high evaluation.

"Humorous, that's called a flamboyant tongue!" Su Lingyue gritted her teeth and said, "Don't talk nonsense with you, anyway, you won't talk to him in the future." ”

"Hmph, it's not fair, you've been with him eight times a night, and it won't work for him to tell me two jokes. Murong Wan'er looked aggrieved and muttered.

"What did you say?" Su Lingyue was furious.

Seeing that she was really angry, Murong Wan'er hurriedly said, "I know, Sister Ling Yue, isn't it okay if I don't talk to him more in the future?"

said so, but this girl quietly turned her head and made a lip gesture to Lu Tianlong.

"Tell me secretly next time!"

Lu Tianlong nodded solemnly, since he promised others, he had to do it.

There was not much time before the opening of the cocktail party, so the two said goodbye to Murong Wan'er and drove to the venue of the cocktail party.

In the car, Su Lingyue, who couldn't hold back, took the lead in getting angry, and sat in the back seat and said hatefully: "Lu Tianlong, you are not allowed to pay attention to Wan'er, she is only eighteen years old!

"I'm also very simple, it's you who want to be crooked!" Lu Tianlong said very strictly.

"You're still innocent, what happened just now!" Su Lingyue had never seen such a thick skin.

"Wan'er said that the milk you got from the prairie is delicious, and I want you to bring me some to taste next time, is there any problem?" Lu Tianlong asked confidently.

"You ......" Su Lingyue was speechless angrily, and simply smashed a powder fist on his shoulder.

Lu Tianlong protested, "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth!"

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman!What can you do with me!" Su Lingyue's small chest straightened, and she finally gained the upper hand in the confrontation with Lu Tianlong, and she had a sense of accomplishment.

"What else can I do, redouble my efforts, get your heart as soon as possible, unlock more postures!, and then clean you up!" Lu Tianlong grinned.

"You...... Bastard!" another pink punch.

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Yijiangnan, the top villa group in Haiyang City, is located in the center of the wetland landscape belt in the center of Haiyang City, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with pleasant scenery.

This is where Zheng Shaofeng organized a drinking party, and it is said that this is one of his many mansions.

This is a three-story villa, and there is a large courtyard in front, when Lu Tianlong and the two arrived, the above-ground parking lot in the courtyard was already full of all kinds of luxury cars.

In comparison, Su Lingyue's Porsche Cayenne is relatively inconspicuous.

The two got out of the car and, under the guidance of the staff, walked side by side into the villa hall.

It can be clearly seen that there have been many people gathered in the hall, about twenty or thirty, most of them are young people in their twenties, the men are all suits and leather shoes, and the women are all noble dresses, which is a very high-level private party.

The arrival of the two of them also attracted the attention of the hall, after all, Su Lingyue was so good that she could easily become the focus of attention wherever she went.

"Ha, Su Lingyue is here!" all the men were brightly lit up.

"Hmph, look at your bear-like appearance, don't you see people with male companions around you?" all the women's expressions were unnatural, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

The men were all stunned, yes, it seems that Su Lingyue rarely participated in such a drinking party before, and occasionally participated, she has always been alone, she has brought a male companion, and now who is this man standing next to her?

"Ling Yue, you came just in time, the cocktail party is about to start!" Seeing Su Lingyue, Zheng Shaofeng, who was talking to a few people in the center of the hall, walked over quickly, and greeted him warmly when he was more than ten steps away.

But seeing Lu Tianlong beside Su Lingyue, he was obviously stunned, and there was doubt in his eyes.

"Do you know what you should be doing tonight?" Seeing Zheng Shaofeng coming up, Su Lingyue said in a low voice uneasily.

Lu Tianlong nodded and said, "I know, what you should do to be a boyfriend!"

"What should a boyfriend do? I warn you, without my permission......"

Halfway through Su Lingyue's words, Lu Tianlong moved, he suddenly reached out to support Su Lingyue's little head, and kissed the delicate red lips fiercely under her stunned gaze.

The audience was shocked, everyone opened their mouths wide and stared wide, stupidly looking at the two people who were kissing together.

Zheng Shaofeng even had a smile on his face that suddenly froze, and he stood in place.

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