Chapter 010: The Sorrow of the Little Man
Yi Xiaobin and the three of them walked on the mountain road in no hurry, it was still early at this time, so they didn't have to rush too much, no, the three of them were talking nonsense while eating wild fruits picked from the roadside.
"Well, this peach is really good, big and sweet, I haven't eaten such a peach in a long time, I remember that we used to pick and eat it when we were children. ”
"Brother Xiaobin, you must not eat it often after you have been away for so long, I am tired of eating, I have eaten it for several years, and I think those imported peaches in the city are still delicious. Erdan chewed a peach in his mouth and said with a disgusted face.
Seeing Erdan's appearance, Yi Xiaobin immediately knocked a chestnut on his head, and then said out loud: "Your kid is still from the outside, isn't it? What's wrong with the peaches in the mountains, they are pure and pollution-free, and they don't use hormones, if you kid doesn't eat them, bring them to me." ”
Seeing that Yi Xiaobin snatched all the peaches in his hand and put them in the pocket of the soil baby on the side, Erdan immediately cried and said: "Oh, my brother, I didn't say it's not delicious, don't take it all if you want to take it, at least leave one for me." ”
Erdan's plea at this time was obviously ineffective, so he immediately turned his attention to Tuwa on the side, but Tuwa's attitude of not advancing with oil and salt immediately made Erdan defeated.
Seeing Yi Xiaobin and Tuwa joining forces to bully themselves, the second egg was also helpless, anyway, he was really tired of eating the peaches, so he chirped, looked at Yi Xiaobin and asked, "By the way, Brother Xiaobin, what do you say we should do in the city this time?"
Hearing Erdan's question, Yi Xiaobin didn't answer yet, and the Tuwa on the side said: "Brother Xiaobin, I heard that those people in the city who move cement on the construction site have more than 100 yuan a day, should we also go get this?"
This time it was Tuwa's turn to suffer chestnuts.
"I said that you kid shouldn't be so short-sighted, okay, we must live in a bungalow when we go to the city, drive a good car, and the most important thing is to make beautiful women. ”
"I'll go, Brother Xiaobin, you have a good idea, those beauties in the city are all beautiful, if you can let me marry one, even if I live ten years less, it will be done." "The second egg looks like a nymphomaniac.
"You kid is also short-sighted, where is one enough, at least two, you boss and I are ready to collect as much as you want, you little brothers must keep up with the boss and me." ”
Hearing Yi Xiaobin say this, Erdan's eyes immediately lit up, but the soil baby on the side was full of doubts, and Yi Xiaobin was helpless in his eyes, after all, he was a baby who had never been out of the mountains, and he still knew very little about the tricks in the city.
It took almost half an hour for the three of them to get to the intersection, just like when Yi Xiaobin came back, the three of them stopped a second jumper and drove towards the FT County bus station, and when they came to the station, there was just a minibus going to the city, and the three of them immediately bought tickets and sat on it.
At this time, the minibus was already full of people, Yi Xiaobin was still sitting at the back of the car, and Erdan and Tuwa sat in front of Yi Xiaobin together.
Seeing this scene, Yi Xiaobin chuckled in his heart, and couldn't help but think of the scene when he first met Li Yuting that day, "It can't be such a coincidence, right?" Yi Xiaobin muttered in his heart.
But the person who came up was not as Yi Xiaobin thought, it was a woman who was about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with a very thick makeup on her face, a golden chain around her neck, and a few rings on her fingers, looking like an upstart.
As soon as the woman got into the car, she immediately glanced around the carriage with a very disdainful look, and finally saw that there was a place next to Yi Xiaobin and walked over slowly.
Seeing the woman walking towards him, Yi Xiaobin forcibly endured his nausea and moved into his seat, after all, the makeup drawn by this woman really made Yi Xiaobin dare not compliment.
"Hey, hillbilly, don't you see I'm going to sit here, move in. The woman came to Yi Xiaobin's side, looked at the somewhat crowded seat, and said in a very disdainful tone.
"I think this man is just right, and I can't move in, if you can't sit down, then you can stand, who told you to be so fat. Yi Xiaobin was about to ignore it, but when he heard the disdainful tone of the woman in front of him, Yi Xiaobin immediately made a sarcastic voice.
"What, you say I'm fat?" the woman said with an incredulous expression, and then immediately jumped up as if she had been stepped on by her tail, and spat at Yi Xiaobin with an angry face.
"Where did you come from, are your eyes pierced or smeared with? Miss Ben's S-shaped figure is said to be fat, and you are really blind. ”
"I'm not sure if it's an S type, but the bucket waist definitely has your share, and please close your toad mouth tightly when you speak, don't spray me with a spitting star, you're not afraid of poison, I'm also afraid of being infected with some disease." ”
When Yi Xiaobin said this, the woman became even more popular, her whole mouth was like a machine gun, and she suddenly rushed towards Yi Xiaobin, "Stinky boy, you haven't even grown your hair and dragged it like this?" I think it must be that your parents didn't educate you well, so they let you out and embarrassed you." ”
"Maybe my parents didn't educate me well, but they at least taught me one thing, that is, it's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's your fault when you come out to be scary, may I ask, why didn't your dad shoot you on the wall in the first place?"
At this time, the people in the entire carriage were watching Yi Xiaobin and this woman arguing, but it was obvious that this woman's King Kong mouth was not as good as Yi Xiaobin's three-inch tongue, and finally she could only walk to the driver's seat angrily and get angry at the driver, asking for a seat.
The driver couldn't bear the woman's shrewd behavior, so he had to ask a passenger to sit next to Yi Xiaobin, thus giving up a place for the woman.
got the seat, and the original anger in the woman's heart disappeared a lot, and she glanced at Yi Xiaobin with a proud face, and sat down on the seat.
Looking at this woman's appearance like a winning hen, Yi Xiaobin smiled helplessly, but at this time, the second egg sitting in front of Yi Xiaobin said loudly: "King Kong teeth toad mouth, strawberry butt spiral waist, Brother Xiaobin, such a person is really Sister Kenbi Feng." ”
Hearing Erdan's words, Yi Xiaobin immediately burst out laughing, and the woman sitting in front obviously heard this sentence, and immediately jumped up from her seat, and scolded with her hands on her hips: "Which little deflated three said just now, stand up for me, see if I don't beat him to death." ”
"This aunt, I'm sorry, I said it just now, I didn't say it just now, I just said that it was you, what are you so excited about? Do you think you are like that?"
In addition to admitting that she is a handsome guy and a beautiful woman, there really is no one in the world who admits that she is ugly, and this woman has no choice but to glared at Erdan and Yi Xiaobin angrily, and she did not forget to call out in her mouth.
"A bunch of hillbillies, dirt buns, who haven't seen anything out of the world. ”
This woman's words can offend the whole car, after all, the people in this minibus are basically farmers facing the loess in the north, you are noisy, but you can't involve others, everyone in the carriage immediately scolded.
"What to call, what to call, it was originally a group of hillbillies, and then call and wait for the place, Miss Ben wants you to look good. Hearing that everyone was scolding herself, the woman immediately became furious.
Although the people in the carriage were not convinced by what this woman did, but they were stronger than themselves, and judging from the clothes of others, it was obviously not caused by themselves, and more things were better than less, so everyone in the carriage closed their mouths one after another.
Looking at the proud face of the woman in front of her, as if she was a queen, Yi Xiaobin couldn't help but close her eyes and stopped looking at her, but muttered in her heart, "Hey, if you can't fight back, you can't scold back, this is the sadness of the little people." ”
At this time, the minibus suddenly stopped, the door opened, and three big men dressed in rural areas got on the bus, although there were no seats, but the driver would still pick up people halfway to make some extra money, and the people in the carriage were not surprised.
Looking at the three people who got into the car, Yi Xiaobin's pupils contracted slightly, and then the corners of his mouth showed a playful expression.