The audience was still immersed in the emotions just now, but the stage once again turned around, and Jing Jian seemed to be back to serious: "The healthy competition in learning reflects the friendship of the classmates. The same classmates are all destined to get together from all over the world. What kind of friendship is that? In ancient times, they all burned yellow paper, drank blood wine, worshiped heaven and earth, and could worship as brothers and sisters. Put the incense table, catch the rooster, light three sticks of incense, drop a drop of each person's blood, and then ...... Blood is actually ...... , they are all fused together. ”

The laughter of "boom ——!" was deafening.

Jing Jian was still serious, shook his head and sighed: "Hey——! this time, our leaders and teachers in Huaqing will be embarrassed. ”

The leaders and teachers who participated in the party were already smiling, and some even took off their glasses to wipe their tears. Chu Zhiwen was still laughing and scolding: "This kid has a poor mouth!"

Jing Jian continued: "But then, the leaders, the Youth League Committee and the Student Union actually ...... Suddenly burst into tears! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the problem of early love was finally solved, hey?"

Amidst the laughter, there was a warm applause.

Jing Jian made persistent efforts, raised his arms and shouted: "You stinky boys, go and scourge the stupid girl in the broken university opposite——!"

The laughter, applause, and cheers were earth-shattering, and this sentence scratched the itch of all Huaqing students. As a "feud", the attitude towards Jingda has always been how disgusting and how to step on it!

"The leaders of the Family Planning Commission were not very happy. Please, isn't this in line with eugenics......? Isn't that stupid girl over there lowering the average IQ of offspring?"

Jing Jian's witty words were full of words, and every word he said caused the auditorium to boil. The scene is completely hot. Everyone has understood that Jing Jian is not performing poetry recitation at all, but performing stand-up comedy. Several people were already laughing and taking out pen and paper, wanting to record all Jing Jian's words.

Jing Jian suddenly showed a suddenly realized expression and asked the audience: "Doesn't that seem right?

In the midst of the burst of laughter, Jing Jian was serious: "Ha, the poem recitation, "The Song of Haiyan"!"

This strong contrast caused wild laughter, and laughter resounded in the sky. Jing Jian showed an embarrassed expression again: "The Song of Haiyan...... Brothers and sisters, you are laughing like this again, there is no atmosphere?"

The laughter was louder......

"This ......" Facing Cao Haiyan's direction, Jing Jian spread his hands, "Haiyan is very sad——!"

Cao Haiyan held Wu Yaodong's shoulders and laughed wildly. But Wu Yaodong smiled a little embarrassed.

One goddess after another was ridiculed, making all the male classmates boil with beast blood. The whistle came and went. Mu Guangzhong even raised his arms and shouted: "Allah doesn't want to recite poems——!!"

This shout also caused warm applause......

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In fact, no one knows that Jing Jian has carefully prepared for this show. The exquisite jokes circulating on the Internet in the previous life, removing some very vulgar and meat content that does not conform to this era, combined with the bits and pieces of Huaqing, the content becomes full and humorous. In addition, Jing Jian's eloquence was good, he often gave speeches and reports in his previous life, and his movements and expressions were also quite in place, and he would not have stage fright, so this performance became quite exciting.

Afterwards, there were statistics of good deeds, applauding 57 times, laughing at themselves 5 times, ridiculing the 3 goddesses, and stepping on Jingda 8 times. It's hard to count the laughter, and it's basically from the beginning to the end. And the content of this program was later published in the school magazine, causing a sensation in the whole school, and even some jokes suddenly became popular. It was completely beyond Jing Jian's imagination.

In this era of lack of entertainment, its influence has even gradually spread beyond the school......

But that's all for later.

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By the time the "poetry recital" was over, the entire auditorium was already hot and the atmosphere was completely hot. Since then, the program has been sublimated to the state of a carnival for all. It wasn't until many years later that many of those present recalled the show and considered it one of the most memorable images of their lives. It has nothing to do with the quality of the program, only the burning youth!

Undoubtedly, Jing Jian has also become the brightest star. After returning to his class, he ushered in warm cheers, and was coaxed by Wu Heng, who threw melon seeds and candy countless times. Of course, they have retribution, and after the party, they are punished to stay and clean.

Finally past zero o'clock, ushered in the new year, has been out of the schedule, the audience spontaneously sounded the singing contest. Take each class as a unit, scrambling to be the first and competing for ....... Seeing that it was nearing the end, regardless of Wu Heng's complaints behind him, Jing Jian laughed and fled the auditorium amid the scolding of "unrighteousness".

However, as soon as they left the gate, they were stopped by Zhao Xia and the others......

"Xiao Jian, you melon baby, dare to arrange your Sister Qin?" Qin Zi was full of prestige, crossed her waist with a smile, and took the lead in powering, "Sisters, don't forget to help me clean up this kid in the future." ”

The women giggled, and immediately a small pink fist appeared in front of Jing Jian's eyes. In the midst of laughter, Jing Jian begged for mercy: "Sisters, we are all cultural people, if we want to speak well, we will spare this time?" ”

"No sincerity!" Wei Rong laughed and coaxed, "After watching today's performance, I understand that no one will be deceived by your broken mouth again." Lan Lan, what are you hiding? Are you afraid of this kid? Come up, let's criticize together. ”

"I don't have it!" Gao Lanlan squirmed.

Zhao Xia had fallen into the last position, biting her lip, her eyes hesitating. Suddenly, she pushed away the people in front of her and squeezed to the front: "Little ...... Jian, a notice has come, and Qin Zi and I are leaving on the 5th. ”

"Oh?" Jing Jian's smile froze, then smiled even brighter, "Congratulations to both of you." Do you have any luggage? What else do you need to buy? Do you have enough money?"

"I don't have much stuff, and there will be a stipend. We can still work. If there are some things that I don't bring with me, I will sort them out and give them to you when the time comes. There were too many classmates around, and Zhao Xia was still not too embarrassed to say some intimate words.

"Hmm! Jing Jian nodded, "During the winter vacation, I will bring it to your parents." Notify me when you leave, I'll send you. ”

"Yes, we set off at school. While answering casually, Zhao Xia faintly had a question, most of these are her own things, why did the little baby bring them to her parents?

Glancing at Jing Jian's smiling face, Zhao Xia just wanted to ask, but suddenly found that a few claws appeared on his back: "Traitor, finally caught." Brothers, take him in, and share the blessings and the troubles!

Jing Jian laughed exaggeratedly and struggled: "You can share the blessings, forget it if you are in trouble! Help! Hahaha!" In the laughter, Jing Jian waved goodbye to Zhao Xia, "I will send you when the time comes!"