Chapter 292: Uncle Cannon's Past
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The sound, like a thunderclap, rolled on the surface of the sea.
Wang Yan raised his wings and flew down.
A distance of several hundred meters, it flew in just a few seconds. Raising his wings, he arrived in front of Yan Zun and said with a hippie smile: "Uncle Pao, you are really majestic and domineering." That Mr. Hades had the audacity to want to kill you, but he turned out to be hehe......"
took off the bronze mask, revealing the bearded face that smelled of an old man. Uncle Pao glared at Wang Yan viciously and said, "Stinky boy, don't open the topic for me, explain to me, what is Uncle Pao's life-saving? What is Uncle Pao, they want to dissect me and test my human body? You are very idle as Lao Tzu, and the commissary at home doesn't need to open the door." What should I do if my neighbors can't buy soy sauce because of you, and the food you cook when you go home is not delicious, causing conflicts between husband and wife?"
Wang Yan was dizzy, his face showed a look of gratitude, and he choked up and said, "Uncle Pao, your old man is so good to me." In order to save my life, so many big things were put down. Master, you are so good to me. Then, sneakily winked at Duke Rose.
"Know the master...... What's the situation?" Uncle Cannon had just said half a sentence seriously, but he only felt a fragrant wind coming, and Duke Rose suddenly opened his arms and hugged him.
"Jing Luo!" Duke Rose screamed bitterly, "I, I thought I would never see you again in my life. The voice, miserable and tactful, was like the cries of a chick and heartbreaking.
Uncle Pao originally subconsciously reacted to run, but Duke Rose's miserable cry seemed to touch the deepest part of his heart.
In this instant, he was pounced on by the Duke of Rose, and he was warmly and softly embraced.
The Duke of Rose, who can cause changes with a stomp of his feet. At this moment, she was like a little girl who had been bullied, and threw herself into Uncle Cannon's arms. Tears poured out, sobbing, as if suffering countless grievances.
"Sisi, what's wrong with you?" Uncle Cannon instinctively hugged her waist and gently patted her back and comforted her softly, "Tell me." What grievances have you suffered? Did those old bastards of the Dark Council bully you? Don't worry, I'm going to beat them up...... Belch...... What's going on?"
Uncle Pao was half comforted, but he heard a crisp hissing sound. It turned out that Duke Rose tore open the long white dress, and the slender legs of Bai Huahua hooked his waist. For the sake of her own happy life in the future, Duke Rose is also quite hard.
"Sisi, let's have something to say, don't be like this, Xiaoyan is still on the side......" Uncle Pao was weak, and he only persuaded half of the situation when he didn't know the situation. But he found a scene that shocked him. I saw my baby apprentice, I don't know when he took out a mobile phone, and he was clicking and shooting happily.
"Hey, what the hell are you two doing?" Uncle Pao's eyes widened wider than the copper bell, and he said in shock, "Xiaoyan, what are you doing taking pictures?" ”
"Master, it's too late. Wang Yan said with a smile, "I use the instant upload mode." I have given these photos to a friend for safekeeping. He's a computer whiz who can process these photos into hundreds of different poses in minutes. Scenario. ”
Uncle Pao was stunned, looked at the jade man in his arms, and then looked at the baby apprentice. It's already obvious that he's fallen into a trap. After 0.5 seconds, he showed a sad and indignant expression and said, "Xiaoyan, being a teacher is so good to you. How can you do such a heartbreaking thing for the teacher?" he understood very well what happened to those photos after they fell into the hands of Concubine Linghu Yao.
And make hundreds of poses and scenes in minutes!?
This is the rhythm that is going to kill him!
"Uncle Cannon, you are indeed very good to me. Wang Yan nodded seriously and agreed. Then he smiled and said, "But the little master is better for me." ”
"Little, little master!?" Uncle Pao seemed to have been struck by lightning. Dumbfounded on the spot. Why doesn't he, the client, know that he suddenly has a little wife?
Duke Rose's pitiful appearance suddenly retracted, stretched out his green jade finger and pointed at her beautiful face, and showed a pair of cute little fangs, and said shyly: "I am the little master." ”
Uncle Pao's face stiffened, the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, he looked at Duke Rose, and then at Wang Yan. Immediately scratched his head and said with a smile: "You two are really funny, my old Cao is old, high blood pressure and high blood lipids, let's stop making this kind of joke in the future." ”
"Are you kidding? Cao Jingluo, the old lady is fighting so hard, do you still think I'm joking?" Duke Rose's face turned cold, and he hissed and tore his skirt even more, and even his career line and waistline loomed. There was a cold chill in his tone, "Xiaoyan, keep shooting, shoot a few more angles." Look at this negative old thief who dares to talk nonsense again. ”
"Yes, little master. Wang Yan received the order, flapped the Bat King's wings and filmed in a circle, and commanded while shooting, "Uncle Cannon, you can put your hand down a little more." Yes, yes, that's it, that's good. Little Master, don't be so prodigal with your expression, don't look like you want to eat Uncle Pao and wipe it clean, and even swallow the belt bones. The eyes are gentle, yes, that's it, more affectionate. Yes, that's it, that's it, to meet his eyes, to spark. It's great, it's very GOOD. Uncle Pao, turned around slightly, and his face faced the scorching sun on the sea. ”
Uncle Pao felt a little shaky, and glared at him angrily: "Stinky boy, don't go on endlessly, okay? When this is taking wedding photos? You little master, no, how much benefit does Sisi give you? You sell your master thoroughly enough." ”
"Uncle Cannon, you can't say that. I'm an apprentice, and I'm also thinking about your happy life in your old age. Wang Yan patted his chest and said with an expression of "I am good for you," said our little master is so gentle and considerate, virtuous and kind, dignified and generous. You can make her favor you with all her heart, and enjoy the blessings of all people, which is the virtue accumulated by her ancestors in eight lifetimes. ”
Uncle Pao rolled his eyes, and secretly thought that Lao Tzu accepted you as an apprentice, and it was the ancestor who had fallen for eight lifetimes. I've seen a pit master, and I've never seen such a pit master. It's enough to have a tigress at home, but wouldn't it be a ruckus to make a fuss with another one?
is also gentle and virtuous, dignified and generous, does this have anything to do with the slightest hint?
As soon as he thought of this suffering, Uncle Pao couldn't help but want to cry and ask Cangtian with a sword, is this fair to me Cao Jingluo?
"Uncle Pao, I'm really doing this for your own good. Wang Yan put away his mobile phone and said with a smile, "Think about it, if there is only one tigress dictatorship in the family, because there is no competition, you must be in a weak position." If the little master joins the big family, the situation will be different, and they will definitely change their ways to be good to you!"
Uncle Pao's eyes lit up, and then he slowly took out a mobile phone and said, "Xiaoyan, you are brave enough now to dare to call Concubine Yao a tigress." Hehe, I've recorded your words. When I have time back, I'll show her to listen, and she'll definitely come to talk to you. ”
Wang Yan's heart was cold, and he remembered the terrible appearance of Concubine Linghu Yao. His face turned a little pale, and he said with a dry smile: "Uncle Pao, we are good masters and apprentices who love each other, don't take me like this." ”
"Obviously, you were the first to be the teacher, and the teacher was forced to fight back. I also have a friend who is computer savvy and can make hundreds of flowers out of this audio. Uncle Pao looked smug, "Young man, Jiang is still old and spicy." ”
"Hehe, Uncle Cannon. Wang Yan clasped his hands and said with a smile, "It doesn't matter if you really want to die with me, anyway, it's your wife, not my wife." Big deal, I'll run away, run for ten or eight years, and then go back. Why don't you run away Uncle Pao, and let's go to the ends of the world together?"
"Get out. Uncle Pao put away his phone with a bitter look and glared at Wang Yan. Then he turned his head, looked at Duke Rose affectionately, and said softly, "Sisi, it's really not good for me to speak." It's me who has too many scruples and has failed you all along. It's ......"
"Omitted. Duke Rose gently stretched out his onion finger and sealed his mouth, and said with a misty look in his eyes, "I know, I know everything." You are a responsible man, and you dare not accept me because you are afraid that the combination of the two of us will have a great negative impact on the non-developed National African Bureau. ”
"Sisi~ You haven't experienced my childhood. Uncle Pao sighed softly and said, "At that time, our nation had been weak for many years and had suffered all kinds of humiliation. I've seen and experienced too many tragic things. That year, when I was a child, my city was slaughtered, and too many people died, but fortunately my master saved me. But even if it is my master, he can save ten, hundreds, thousands, or even ten thousands. But he could not save the whole country and the nation. Then I grew up and did many, many things. Until we met Lao Han, we discussed how much more we could do, and we agreed that no matter how strong an individual is, there is a limit. Only by organizing the superpowers of the country can a sharp blade be truly formed. ”
Wang Yan listened to these words on the side, and also put away his hippie smile, and looked at Uncle Pao with some reverence.
"I know that you have gone to great lengths to establish the National Africa Bureau. In the end, taking the opportunity of the rebellion of the Demon Venerable of the World, the major sects and idle superpowers in the country were organized. Duke Rose gently knelt on his chest and said affectionately, "Back then, the National Africa Bureau was created, you married Sister Yao as your wife, and you did not hesitate to promote the peaceful coexistence of demons against public opinion, breaking the situation of demons fighting each other since ancient times, which has made you criticized." It was only then that you stepped back into the background to make the plan come to fruition. If you were to openly be with an elder of the Dark Council at that time, I am afraid that the National Africa Bureau would be targeted and hostile to countless superpower organizations. After a while, I understand your sufferings. ”
…… (To be continued.) )