People always do stupid things.

If you just know it, then you are stupid.

If someone else sees it, then it's no longer a simple stupid thing.

It's a silly moment that I will never forget.

No matter how young you are, no matter when, this moment will quietly emerge like a demon, making people want to die instantly.

And this kind of embarrassment is the easiest time to surface.

It's time to go to bed.

For example, this night, when Lin Yujing got into the quilt, he suddenly thought of the fact that he couldn't do math problems and lay on Li Zheng's shoulder.

"Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm----"

She crell in shame and sneaked into the bed.

Lin Xiangye on the other side of the quilt was already about to fall asleep, but after being like this, he got up again: "Ah...... What's the matter, come out and say, Sister Jingjing......"

"That's what happened today...... Now that I think about it...... Lin Yujing trembled just thinking about it, "It's too shameful, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm----"

Lin Xiangye rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't talk about it first, come out and say it......"

Almost at the same time, Lin Yujing, who was in the bed, suddenly twitched her nose, and then went up.

She lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed, panting for a long time before she grabbed the side of the bed and scolded, "You fart secretly!!"

"......" Lin Xiangye scratched his face, "I have eaten too many fish......"

"But this is our common bed. ”

"Just don't get into it......"

"The skin will absorb it, too. ”

"Then my ass will pout out when I put it again......"

"It's not like it's still going to smell. ”

"I don't want to either......" Lin Xiangye blushed and fanned the quilt and said, "Hey, don't you fart?"

"Don't let it go!"

"What about you...... There must be a lot of hiccups, right?"

"Get up, get on!" Lin Yujing climbed back into the bed and reluctantly got back into the bed, "Don't let it go anymore." ”

"Then try to hold it back......" Lin Xiangye quickly changed the topic and asked, "What are you talking about being ashamed?"

"It's just that the math problem is not made, and it is still a fool ......"

"That's it?" Lin Xiangye sneered, "Occasionally show weakness and pretend to be inferior to boys, so that it looks cute." If I'm always strong, boys will only feel unattainable, and occasionally there will be more perverted people who show me as an old enemy...... Compete and learn something, like a dumbfounder, which girl will stay to study with you. ”

"............" Lin Yujing retracted the quilt again, "No...... Shouldn't it be like this?"

"How is that possible? Boys like cuteness, and being better than them will only make them hate you. Lin Xiangye said and rolled over, also got into the quilt, grabbed Lin Yujing's hand and said, "So it's actually just right for you to be coquettish today, don't you see how happy Li Zheng is at night?"

"Hey......" Lin Yujing gritted his teeth and said, "He must not be happy because of this, but just happy to see that I lost in mathematics." ”

"Not really......"

"Hmm......" Lin Yujing's eyebrows tightened, and her expression gradually became solemn, "In short...... Now that I have fewer and fewer advantageous disciplines, there are more and more people outside the scum who are engaged in it, so it can't go on like this...... First of all, we must return to the wind...... No way...... This man is really strong in math...... What if you're smarter than me......"

"Hah...... Not necessarily......" Lin Xiangye persuaded him, "I have been a classmate in the morning training class for a while, he must be smart, but his efforts in mathematics are no less than anyone else's, it is said that he brushed up on college problems when he was in junior high school, don't look at him giggling, but he actually only has mathematics in his life, don't you compare with him...... You see I've been preparing for so long, and then I haven't done a single question...... None ...... Hmmm......"

Lin Xiangye was originally comforting others, but when he smiled and laughed, he cried.

"Hmm......" Lin Yujing grabbed the past and comforted, "It's nothing, it's a good thing, at least you can give up studying mathematics......"

"Is that a good thing?"

"Well, my grandfather told me that a lot of people in their math department have a very depressed life, and they can only be normal people after graduation. ”

"Why?"

"Because when I was in school, I felt like I was mentally retarded. Lin Yujing rubbed Lin Xiangye's head and said, "Just like you now." ”

"I ...... I want to cry even more...... Lin Xiangye said with tears in his eyes.

"Think about your strengths, have you ever won good results in other competitions?"

"Bio...... Won the silver medal. ”

"You see, the brain melon can still meet the needs of marginal disciplines. ”

"Don't say it...... Sister Jingjing, please don't talk about it......" Lin Xiangye rolled back again, "I won't ask for escort...... I'm not going to go to thistle...... I'm never going to compete again......"

"Well, well, I actually hate competitions too. Lin Yujing patted Lin Xiangye and said.

"Then you're still here, and you're still doing math?"

"I just don't want to be left too far by the scum......" Lin Yujing lay on the bed and sighed softly, "I'm also wondering, if it would be more comfortable to lie flat like you and let him be on top......

"It's comfortable. Lin Xiangye immediately became excited again, and rolled back with a grunt.

For her, it was impossible to make herself smarter.

But it can make others stupid.

As long as everyone lies flat, then the world will not be so scary.

However, at this time, Lin Yujing's face was slashed: "No!"

"Huh, are you not feeling well right now?"

"It's uncomfortable, it's very uncomfortable...... Lin Yujing said to herself, "Usually I can win by lying down, but now it's getting worse and worse, if I continue like this, it will only get worse and worse......"

"Hey, don't compare with Zhengshen, you are Zhengshen's girlfriend, not an old enemy. ”

"What I hate to hear the most is 'Zhengshen's girlfriend', they should say 'Jingshen's boyfriend' to ......" Lin Yujing gritted her teeth and said, "I'm annoyed...... Don't like him in the first place......"

"Wow!" Lin Xiangye covered his face and said, "Suddenly inexplicably sweet...... I can't sleep, I can't sleep, I'll talk about your affairs again~"

"There's nothing to talk about...... Lin Yujing turned around, "Sleep, sleep, I already know what to do, thank you." ”

"??? what did I do?"

"Hoo ......"

"Hey, this snoring is so fake, let's talk about it again. ”

"Hoo ......"

"Hey, I can't sleep at all, and I want to fart. ”

"Hmm...... Whew......"

......

The next day, the second test.

Everyone's mentality is much better, there are no more voices like "smash, spirit" in the classroom, and people like Porridge God are also very friendly to discuss local food or something, and no one wants to talk about math.

Lin Xiangye was the only one, the bags under his eyes were obviously swollen, and his face was dazed, as if he had forgotten what he was here for.

Li Zheng shook his hand and asked, "Won't you burst the reality today?"

"Don't say it...... It's all your fault......" Lin Xiangye said fiercely, "I can't sleep all night...... Fart...... Forget it, I'm a little fairy, I can't say ...... this."

"Huh?" Li Zheng was shocked, "I warn you not to think about me, I didn't even treat you as a sister." ”

"Ahhh......hhh Why are you two like this!!" Lin Xiangye scratched his head and said, "Post it when you need me, and kick it away when you run out, I've had enough!!"

"So......" Li Zheng probed, "burst, reality?"

"Smash it, spirit!!" Lin Xiangye instantly followed, "Disappear, this world!"

"Yes, it's going to work. Li Zheng nodded steadily, "I can't be discouraged today." ”

"Don't be discouraged, I'm the best, you ungrateful guys waiting to be sanctioned. ”

"Well, isn't this momentum just rising? Li Zheng shook his head and grabbed the pen, his brain and hands warmed up together, "I like to take exams with you." ”

With this momentum, Li Zheng launched the second test to answer the questions.

Because of this momentum, Lin Xiangye's last spirit was also shattered.

Maybe if she didn't meet Li Zheng and Lin Yujing, she would still be able to score a few points to compete for a silver medal.

But now, it's too late to say anything.

The victim, as well as Zhou Zhouzhou in the rear.

He was a generation of generals and porridge gods, and he had been practicing hard for many years, and he wanted to kill Li Zheng under the horse and make a name for himself.

But who knows...... I came with my girlfriend......

was originally a famous general's potential, but he encountered such an opponent.

is in the same class as Li Zheng, and it can only be said that the exam is not timely.

In fact, the questions of the second test.

It's not harder than a formula.

According to past experience, the questions in the second test are mostly biased towards the International Olympiad Finals, which seems to be more difficult.

But in fact, that final was probably a bit easier than the domestic final.

So if you try hard for the second time, you can still answer.

When the bell rang, Li Zheng basically finished answering, and Lin Xiangye also wrote more than half of it unexpectedly, but he had a tie with the porridge god.

When I left the school after the exam and returned to the Feng Division, I didn't see Lin Yujing's little red car, but was blocked by Konopurev, Kuznetsov and Smirnov, who wanted to eat fish.

But Li Zheng was not obliged to entertain them, so after discussing with one party......

They decided to exchange Konoplev's ICHO medal for fish.

Of course, Konopurev himself disagreed, but he was too thin compared to his two compatriots.

Seeing that Feng and Lin Xiangye were really eating fish and vomiting, they did not participate in this trip and returned to the hotel by bus with the army.

In the evening, when they returned to the hotel, the candidates were pouring towards the multimedia hall.

"Okay, I like this efficiency...... Konopurev rubbed his hands and licked his lips, "Chemistry lost Shi Yang, physics lost Du Zicheng, I always have the bad luck to meet your strongest person...... This time, Li Zheng, if you didn't lie to me when you answered the question, I should have won, and I don't believe that you can be a monster in mathematics. ”

"Alas......" Li Zheng only sighed and patted Konoplev, "Isn't this just catching up again." ”

After that, he squeezed over with the Mao brothers.

squeezed and squeezed, and squeezed into the trio of Lin Xiangye, Lin Yujing, and Guijianfeng.

"How is it, who is the first?" Li Zheng asked when he met.

"I can't see it, I can......'t see it at all," Lin Xiangye said with a sad face, "The three of us are too fragile...... It's going to be squeezed to the front, and it's squeezed back again. ”

Gui Jianfeng struggled and turned around and said, "By the way, Lin Yujing also did the second test in the afternoon, and scored 51 points out of 63, how are you?"

"I can't say, a lot of places are hard-made. Li Zheng turned to look at Lin Yujing, who was leading the team and barely drilled hard, and smiled, "It's okay, don't you feel painful to do these questions?"

"Hey......" Lin Yujing gritted her teeth and pouted, "I thought about it, I shouldn't cheat, the agreement is still valid, but the two tests will be counted together." ”

"Don't push yourself. Li Zheng patted her and smiled, "It's good to lie flat, call me Brother Zheng, and forget it." ”

"Hmm...... Spit out!" Lin Yujing turned his head and scolded, "You can't squeeze it, don't squeeze it away!"

"Why bother. Li Zheng sighed and waved his hand, "You let me go, I'll open the way in front." ”

He moved forward, and the three Mao brothers next to him also followed.

The team's pushing ability instantly became stronger.

But it's still moving at a turtle pace.

After all, pushing at this time is not a simple competition, but a sense of purpose.

Most of the people here are rushing to sign a contract, and the number on the bulletin board almost means their lives, and in the face of this motivation, even the most vulnerable people will burst out with a strong pushing force.

Relatively speaking, although Li Zheng's team is strong, there is not such a strong motivation to escort the escort and return to his hometown when he should return to his hometown.

"Hey, hey, can you do it?" Lin Xiangye jumped behind him, "Russian brother?

Konoplev seemed to understand something, turned his head and raised his glasses, brushed his long hair and said: "For a gentleman, this situation is not worth doing unseemly things. ”

"Okay......"

"Hmm......" Lin Yujing thought for a while, suddenly his eyes lit up, he took out his mobile phone and clicked it a few times, turning the volume to the maximum.

Cha!!

With a bang, a deep and majestic symphony suddenly appeared.

Although Li Zheng and the others didn't know what it was, Konopurev, Kuznetsov and Smirnov trembled at the same time.

Then look at each other.

At this moment, they went from being gentlemen to warriors.

Then, with his head raised, he marched in unison like three T-34 heavy tanks.

The children who were run over next to them were just about to turn around and scold, but they were shocked by their momentum and didn't dare to say anything at all.

"It's ...... What magic??" Lin Xiangye grabbed Lin Yujing's mobile phone in surprise, "Unbreakable Alliance-Su ...... Union of Soviet Socialist Republics...... National Anthem" ......"

The atmosphere of the entire multimedia hall followed the Soviets.

"This ......," Gui Jianfeng whispered, "I remember...... They disintegrated before they were born, right?"

"I'm just going to try. Lin Yujing also whispered, "I didn't expect it to work...... I can be considered to know how to make the hairy people do things......"

Before the league song was played, the team had already marched to the results board.

Almost at this moment.

Konoprev, just pulled his crotch.

Covering his face, he let out a piercing scream.

"Seventh ?!?!?!?"

And then Kuznetsov: "29??"

Smirnov: "I'll stop talking......"

Lin Yujing paused the alliance song in time to avoid causing more damage.

At the same time, Li Zheng opened Konoplev and walked side by side to the display board with Guijianfeng.

The West is not bright and the East is bright, and the two did not hesitate and aimed directly at the top of the list.

【1st place】

【Guijianfeng, Inmin University High School】

[First try: 63.] 】

[Second test: 63.] 】

[Total score: 126.] 】

[Note: The special solution to questions 1, 3 and 6 of Guijianfeng has been unanimously approved by the marking teacher and the competition committee, and has won the special award of this mathematics competition, which will be publicly displayed later.] 】

【2nd place】

【Li Zheng, Yinghu Middle School】

[First try: 53.] 】

[Second attempt: 56.] 】

[Total score: 109.] 】

【3rd place】

【Bingyi Xu, High School Affiliated to Nanjing Normal University】

[First Try: 54]

[Second test: 53]

[Score: 107]

......

【7th place】

【Aleksei Konoplev, Russia】

[First try: 47.] 】

[Second attempt: 52.] 】

[Score: 99]

......

[19th]

【Zhou Zhouzhou, High School Affiliated to Hunan Normal University】

[First try: 39.] 】

[Second test: 36.] 】

[Total: 75]

......

[211th]

【Lin Xiangye, Renmin University High School】

[First Try: 3]

[Second test: 33]

[Score: 36]

The total number of participants in this edition was 463, and according to the experience of previous years, the first 200 were gold, the next 160 were silver, and the rest were bronze.

Lin Xiangye seems to have gotten another silver medal?

No, at least a silver medal was mixed.

Judging from this achievement, this year's topic is indeed too sad.

With a total score of 126 points, the silver medal cut-off should be around 20 points.

The gold medal score is probably in the 40s.

If you score more than 60 points, you should be able to enter the training selection.

Under the backdrop of this score line, the unprecedented perfect score of the first place is even more exciting.

Not only perfect scores, but also special prizes.

This award was set up in the finals only two years ago, and there is no reward in terms of interests, it is purely an honor to commend the big guy who created god-level problem-solving ideas.

Generally speaking, this kind of thinking is fate, and the big guy who created this kind of thinking is not necessarily an absolute powerhouse in mathematics, but more like a miracle that happened to be held by a passing god and erupted in inspiration.

Embarrassingly, the award was always vacant for the first two years.

However...... This year, Gui Jianfeng directly took it three times?

Gui Jianfeng saw this ranking, and slowly breathed a sigh of relief: "It's improved, when I came to junior high school, I was still a dozen......

Li Zheng turned his head abruptly and grabbed Gui Jianfeng's shoulders.

"Ten times my intelligence, plus ten times my training......," Li Zheng howled, "You fucking be a person!!"

At this moment, the demon realized that he had encountered an existence that made him even frightened, an indescribable existence.

This is probably Cthulhu.

The exclamations of the people around him were also endless.

"Crazy, crazy...... Fengshen is really not human......"

"Zhengshen has finally been fucked, happy ......"

"This hairy man can't do it. ”

"I don't know, what will happen to the Calm God Competition......"

"Hey, it's a pity, the god of tranquility is gone, and he is already a vassal of the god Zheng. ”

Lin Yujing was beside him, silently covering his face.

She actually competed off the field......

Two tests 51+47...... 98 points......

One point lower than Big Maodu......

This is the first time that he has been pulled out of a realm by the scum in the same exam.

"Hmm......" Lin Yujing clenched his fists and bowed his head, silently dissipating into the crowd.

On the other side, it was Lin Xiangye's feast of ecstasy.

They are different, and everyone has a different situation.

Although Lin Xiangye's 36 points are only 1/3 of Li Zheng's.

But so what!

As long as a person lies flat, his vision will naturally be lowered!

"Hahaha, silver, silver!!" Lin Xiangye jumped and grabbed Li Zheng and Gui Jianfeng's shoulders, "I'm silver again! ”

"Clever, clever. Li Zheng turned around and said, "What about Lin Yujing?"

"She seems to be a 98 ......," Gui Mifeng sighed, "Maybe she was stimulated." ”

"That's also eighth, right?" Li Zheng looked at the results list and said, "She's completely unprepared......

"She's the kind of person who only aims for the first. Gui Jianfeng pushed Li Zheng and said, "What are you stupid to analyze, go and coax." ”

"Hmm...... Then I'll ......" Li Zheng turned to look at the three Mao brothers who had pulled their hips, and nodded earnestly, "Come on, work hard and be strong." ”

At this moment, all the "husbands" were reduced to "little kovs".