There is a record in the book of Dayan Kingdom: There is a woman in the Tianshan Mountains, whose name is condensed jade bones, her power is unpredictable, and she calls herself Tong Mao, and there are few opponents in the world.

One night of wine and talk, on the vintage of sorghum wine, a sip of gold scales a little drunk, a person drunk is easy to talk a lot, he is quite aggrieved today, for a while, is not vomit unhappy, said:

My mother hurts me like a treasure, you must know that today I will be beaten half to death, and I should cry in distress.

As he spoke, he thought of the old bustard's kindness to him, so he sobbed in a low voice from Sister Yao.

Suddenly, a slap slapped his head hard, and the golden scales were in pain, and the little tears and stars also shrank back. I saw that Tianshan Tong's eyes were open, and the withered old man pointed at him and scolded:

This seat looks down on the man to shed tears the most in his life, just like his mother and little woman, he beats you with his hand, you break his hand, he kicks you with his foot, you kick him off, his own ability is not good, he knocks out his teeth and swallows it in his stomach, so your ancestor Shenxiao is also a first-class hero, the blood of 100,000 horses killed is like a river, and there is no piece of armor left, why is there such a soft egg for you under the door!

Jin Yan wiped the tears that were still in the corners of his eyes, and said stupidly:

"What do you mean, why did he beat me, how can I fight back?"

Tianshan Tong nodded and said with a long smile:

"A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, Fang is the true character of a man's hero, if you don't dare, just think that this seat is the wrong person, don't mention it!"

Jin Liang was secretly ruthless, this night he often thought of Song Linglong's lofty face, and said secretly: The crazy woman is right, the little lady is right, the little lady is self-respecting and noble, and the young master is also raised by his parents, why is your Song Dashouza's daughter a person, and the son of the old bustard is not a person? The master said: The prince will have a kind of Xiangning! If you punch me, I will get it back with ten punches, otherwise, I will be sorry for the dignified eight-foot man!

However, suddenly he seemed to think of something, and said with a bitter face:

"Still can't fight!"

Grandma Tong glared, and she was angry, if it weren't for the fact that her hands and feet were locked at this moment, according to her temper of the king of Hades, she would have slapped this unfortunate boy and scolded:

"Little rabbit cub soft bones, or do you not have the courage to fight?"

Jin Liang looked at Grandma Tong's angry appearance, and she was also ashamed of herself, and couldn't help muttering:

"In front of the Soul Locking Stone that day, Master Ke saw at a glance that I was born with a blocked bloodline, and I was an unscrupulous waste, how could I refine my soul?"

His words were thrilling, and according to ordinary people, he must sigh, this life is over! Unexpectedly, it is Tianshan Tong's grandmother, this old monster who has lived for hundreds of years, snorted coldly and said with a smile:

"Ke Zhen evils this kid, it's really bullshit, there are tens of millions of natural treasures in the world, and the frog at the bottom of the well dares to speak out!"

Jin Liang was startled, and when she called Ke Zhen a bad boy, she was quite contemptuous, and said in surprise:

"Although I also hate that old thing surnamed Ke, but, in terms of seniority, it can be regarded as a senior uncle, and you are a bit inappropriate to raise an old boy!"

Grandma Tong's empty eyes glared, and it became even more weird, raising her hand was a slap, and after scolding:

"His master Zhen'er is my same generation, I don't call him a kid, what is it called?"

Jin Liang was suddenly awakened by her slap, and he silently calculated in his heart, and couldn't help but exclaim:

"Oh my God, aren't you the same generation as my grandmother's grandmother?"

I saw that Tianshan Tong's grandmother smiled slightly, as if she had the temperament of a seventy or eight thousand-year-old demon, and said lightly:

"See that you kid is not stupid, in the future, you can call me grandma!"

Jin Liang has only had his mother since he was a child, and his grandmother's scream is extremely twisted, but he has a faint sense of indescribable intimacy.

Grandma Tong nodded with satisfaction, you must know that this 10,000-year-old demon is a living Hades, in the past, in the blessed land of Langhuan, others were only a little disrespectful, and they didn't blink their eyelids on the spot, but now, let a half-sized doll call her grandma, which is a blessing that Jin Liang has cultivated for several lifetimes!

So, he pointed:

"I just tried you, and it's really a waste material like no other!"

When Grandma Tong said this, Jin Scale's heart ached, and her face slowly darkened. However, she smiled again:

"The root bone is not good, then the understanding to make up, I remember well, you seem to be under the Qiankun Palace, that is the world's genuine swordsmanship, sword cultivation, require a comprehension word, this seat to see your talent, stoic temperament is actually very beneficial to the swordsmanship, if you are willing to use a little hard work, why worry about not teaching a few juniors!"

The golden scales were clicked by him, and his eyes lit up at the moment, and he suddenly remembered the taciturn senior brother of the Qiankun Palace.

The next day, the sky was still bright, and the golden scales drove dozens of miles of mountain roads, until the legs and feet were sore, and finally found the Qiankun Hall before noon.

This place is still as dilapidated as usual, but it rained a few drops a few days ago, and the moss and mud in the martial arts training ground are more abundant, and it is even more annoying.

I hate it, but I can't forget the etiquette, I first went to the ancestral hall to worship a group of fellow doors, and then I saw the incense and ashes on the altar, and I knew that the big lazy dog must not have gotten up yet. I held back my temper at the moment and cleaned the ancestral hall back and forth.

He thought, after all, there are requests for others, and it is better to open his mouth when he is diligent, so after he finished his busy work, he wiped the oil of the dead ghosts again, and stood at the door of Youheng in the cold wind of September and waited quietly for him to wake up.

This is a long time, Xiao Jin Ye stood with a cramp in his heel, and then faintly heard a sound of breath coming from the house.

He thought to himself, a few days ago, he could offend this senior brother a lot, and now he has to learn the spirit of Uncle Liu Huang's three visits to the thatched house, and he must not fight back or scold. Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang to come out, got three points of the world, I invited you to Heng with golden scales, and also learned a method of swordsmanship to become an immortal.

Not long after, You Heng opened the door, his dark eyes squinted, and he saw that the scourge of Shenxiao Palace that had not been out of a thousand years was looking at him with a smile, and suddenly, Niu Ling's eyes widened, goosebumps fell to the ground, and he hurriedly closed the door with a "bump".

Jin Liang didn't shout out yet, he ate a closed door on the spot, so he was not embarrassed, he was about to launch a treasure, and suddenly, he thought of the allusion to the thatched house. Immediately, he took a deep breath, put on a smiling face, and said softly:

"Say hello to Senior Brother. ”

Finally, from the room came the voice of Youheng's laziness, saying:

"Why are you coming to me if you don't deliver food?"

As soon as Jin Yan heard that there was a door, he hurriedly said:

"I want to learn swords. ”

Unexpectedly, as soon as he spoke, a cold snort came from inside the room, and he said:

"You kid is not right, I can't teach you!"

Immediately, I was trying to ask why, but You Heng didn't speak, the room was terrible, and there was a sound of You Heng snoring, and he fell asleep.

A failure can not dispel the idea of Xiao Jin Ye to learn swords, in the next few days, he is the same, before dawn to run to the Qiankun Palace, first cleaned the ancestral hall, and then went to You Heng in front of the door to beg him, let what he said how the sky fell, all kinds of routines were exhausted, You Heng just cowered in the house, did not meet and did not make a sound, hated the little Jin Ye teeth itching, almost did not want to order the house.

However, fortunately, Jin Liang also has some backbone, he knows that the twisted melon is not sweet, even if he asks for Youheng, he doesn't have to teach him when the time comes, it is also a chicken feather, and there is no use for eggs.

There is no place to stay here!

Jin Liang pondered for a whole day, and finally his eyes suddenly lit up, slapped himself fiercely, and said:

"It's really stupid, I have a treasure mountain, how can I go home empty-handed!"

On that day, it happened that the moon was full and the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the Shenxiao Palace, according to the custom, was to raise the heavens to sympathize, and the disciples and elders of all veins would gather in the Wuji Hall to celebrate. Before the banquet, Ke Zhenwei carefully counted the heads, and found that except for the golden scales and his master who didn't know whether to live or die in the Wind Thunder Pavilion, everyone else was there, so he took a big breath for a while and said secretly:

A day without this kid is a good day!

So, where did the little Jin Ye go? The answer is self-evident, this little cub ran away enough and went to Heyang City to purchase congratulatory gifts. As a disciple of Shenxiao Palace, going down the mountain without permission is a serious crime, and it is a good fight to be handed over to Ke Zhen's evil hands! However, what kind of person is he Jinscale, he is better than a monkey without inserting hair, the path that Xiaohuzi took up the mountain has already touched the light car familiar road, and in the past few days of going back and forth to the Qiankun Palace, nothing else has been seen, and this foot and endurance have been practiced properly.

A hundred and ten miles of mountain road, a back and forth did not last half the night and rushed back, during the period, and went to the temple to go around a group of thieves to give money, wine and meat is needless to say. provoked the little tiger to be excited, so he said that he had meat to eat with the boss, and the touched little Jin Ye immediately rewarded the other party with a few brain runs.

Besides, back in the forest hut, Grandma Tong was already impatient to wait, shouting that the stinky boy was going to starve to death! This is not to blame her, after all, a few days ago I was going to ask You Heng to learn the sword, and she had no wine or meat to eat for four, five, six or seven meals, and the gluttonous worms in her stomach had already been hooked.

When the golden scales were lifted from the outside in large bags and small bags, Grandma Tong smelled the smell of sorghum wine through the door, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said with a smile:

"Even if you kid is polite to grandma, a little filial piety. ”

Jin Liang smiled, he was waiting for this sentence, if Grandma Tong was in a bad mood, he wouldn't have a chance to open his mouth. So, what sauce board duck, Su Rong cakes, sweet and sour mandarin fish, all of them are famous dishes in Heyang City, and I don't know that he thought that his kid had emptied the entire Longfeng Restaurant.

During the period, from time to time, he poured wine diligently, served Grandma Tong for dinner, not to mention how much eyesight she had, and the happy old woman smiled, calling Lin'er well-behaved, Grandma didn't hurt you in vain.

It was the wine that passed thirty years, the food passed five flavors, the golden scales rolled their eyes, suddenly changed their faces, and sighed:

"Grandma, after eating this meal, you and I will be fateful. ”

Grandma Tong was surprised and said strangely:

"Why do you want to leave Grandma?"

There are a lot of tricks in the golden scales, and the seven points of the current school are really three points of deceit, and he said with a bitter face:

"I listened to your words and went to learn the sword from the senior brother, and in the future, I'm afraid I won't be able to serve your old man. ”

Grandma Tong looked panicked, she thought of the scene of the little Taoist priest holding a steel whip in her hand that day, she couldn't help but be shocked in her heart, trembled all over, and said hurriedly:

"Do you dislike grandma for scolding you and beating you on weekdays, so you left grandma alone to enjoy Qingfu?"

Jin Liang was actually laughing in his heart, and said secretly: No matter how smart Grandma is, she never thought that I would attack her today, and watch me step by step and take her into an army.

So, a certain person was quite aggrieved, and said with a sad expression:

"Where is it, the master's life is like a mountain, if you want me to send food, I will send food, if you want me to learn the sword, I will learn the sword, you don't say that the swordsmanship of the Qiankun Palace is authentic, but you taught it. ”

Grandma Tong was speechless for a while, and suddenly, remembering that she had lifted a stone and hit her own foot, she immediately became angry and said angrily:

"You want to leave me, no!"

Jin Liang was secretly a little frightened, but he didn't expect his grandmother to start a fire, it was really terrible, and he was secretly ashamed, she was forced to thunder during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and she was really a little sorry. However, when I thought of the gang of deflated calves in Luoxia Palace, all these guiltes were thrown out of the clouds.

"Then if I don't learn swords, how can I take revenge?"

Grandma Tong's eyes were almost on fire, the little thing Golden Scale really didn't know what to do, and every sentence was twisted with herself like a sword blade, if it weren't for the baby's appetite for herself, she would have been slapped to death.

At that moment, he swept his sleeves and knocked over the wine and food in front of him, and said evilly:

"What's so much to learn about the old swordsmanship of the bull-nosed road! Grandma's ability is to force them thousands of times, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to clean up a few hairy boys after teaching you a few tricks?"

Jin Liang was overjoyed, he was waiting for Grandma Tong's words, so he leaned down and bowed, and said:

"Thank you grandma for making it happen!"

The heavenly grandmother was amazed for a while, and with her wisdom, she immediately broke the means of the golden-scaled cub, her eyes were like torches, and she looked at him suspiciously, and said:

"You kid didn't frame me just now, did you?"

At this moment, he didn't have to pretend, so he told the encounter in the Qiankun Hall a few days ago, during which he did not forget to add oil and vinegar to exaggerate how ruthless and cold-blooded You Heng was, and the Tong grandmother who listened to it raised her eyebrows coldly, and almost got angry again.

"What you say is true?"

The golden scale raised three fingers to make an oath and said:

"Don't lie to you, that stinky Taoist priest said that my heart is not right, and learning the way of the sword will definitely endanger the common people, so he refuses to teach!"

Grandma Tong's face was gloomy, and she shouted:

"What kind of mental trick is not right, it is this kid who is stubborn, I think the Qiankun Palace is about to die, you Heng, this kid really has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade, it's best to lock up in the Wind Thunder Pavilion with his unsuccessful master and wait for death!"

After speaking, she looked at the golden scales again, stretched out her withered palm, stroked the young man's little head, and said softly:

"They treat you as wood, grandma when you are a treasure, stinky Taoist priests don't teach, we won't learn from them, this Shenxiao Palace is also Liuyun Old Dao still has some means, what other first elders, in your grandma's opinion, it's just a fart, if it weren't for ......"

She glanced up at the pair of stainless steel pipa bones on her chest, and sighed:

"I'm going to kill them all!"

Although, what she said was fierce, but the golden scales were so warm in her ears, a huge Shenxiao Palace, he remembered every face that bullied him, and he could still be a little warm here at his grandmother.

Immediately, he was silent and didn't dare to speak, and the tip of his nose was a little sour.

Grandma Tong thought that he didn't believe it, and immediately said coldly:

"I'll teach you a trick of transposition, and after five days of training, you will fight with that group of little Taoist priests again, and let you know how to know grandma's methods!"