"Cheng Yafeng, you bastard! I curse you for drinking all horse urine, prostituting prostitutes to shemales!"

Cheng Yafeng licked his lips,

I'm sorry, I don't drink alcohol, I don't prostitute myself, take it away. ”

I've heard of prison bullying! I'm not fully recovered now, this bastard locked me up with a murderer, and I'm okay?

"Brother Cheng, I was wrong..."

Cheng Yafeng waved his hand, "Don't come to this set, you didn't cherish the opportunity you gave you just now, it's too late now!"

…

Several policemen took me to a prison, and the fierce eyes in the cell made my heart tremble.

The police carried me to the door of a crowded cell.

There are exactly ten people in the cell, and it seems that they are divided into two factions...

The two sides are tense, and there is a posture of fighting if they disagree.

The policeman knocked on the iron railing and said,

"The death penalty will be carried out tomorrow, and there is still a fight? Save some strength to fight below!"

Hearing this, the ten prisoners all crouched back in the corner.

The guards, opened the cell, kicked me in...

I coughed a few times and said hello with a weak heart,

"Hehe... Hello everyone. ”

Ten people stood up from the corner, and one bald looked at me and said,

"I'm the big brother in this cell, 'Mickey', where did the kid come from?

Damn, with such a rogue appearance, why did he get the name of Mickey Mouse? Why didn't he call Crayon Xiaoxin?

"No, I'm just okay to come in for a few days..."

A big flat head came from another corner, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, very handsome,

"I'm the boss of this cell, 'Hua Ye,' how did the kid get in? Is it murder and arson, or rape and molestation?"

I shook my head, "I said it was all a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Hua Ye said, "Misunderstanding? If you come here, there is no misunderstanding!"

"It's kind of a fight. ”

Mickey said, "I, Mickey, have been walking the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, fighting all over the ice city, who have you fought with?"

"I..."

Hua Ye said angrily, "It's just you, the invincible opponent of Ice City, come, let's practice!"

Hearing this, the four people behind Mickey immediately stood up, "Don't you accept it?"

The four people behind Hua Ye also jumped up from the ground, "What?

Ten people you stare at me, I stare at you, and at last they all stripped naked,

Hua Ye was the first to speak, "What are you looking at?"

Mickey yelled with someone, "Look at you!"

Hua Ye shouted with someone, "Try another one?"

"Try it, try it. ”

"What are you looking at?"

…

I hurriedly interrupted them, "Ladies and gentlemen, calm down first, you will be executed tomorrow!

Mickey said, "Of course not, I have a common enmity with this flower ass!"

I shook my head awkwardly, "What hatred?"

"He robbed my wife!"

Hua Ye roared, "She is still my first love, it's too aggrieved to marry you!"

Mickey said, "Marry you and don't be wronged?"

After saying that, the two groups of people were about to do it.

I stood in the middle of them and said, "Listen to me, since this is just a hatred between the two of them, then let the two of them fight well."

Why should everyone fight in a group and hurt the peace, why don't you sit down, watch the excitement, and bet on winning or losing by the way?"

Mickey and Hua Ye roared tacitly, "Are you here to stir up the situation?"

I said aggrievedly, "Of course not." ”

Hua Ye and Mickey walked up to me with the same hatred, "I'm going to see Marx tomorrow, let's take out my anger on you today!"

I hurriedly waved my hand, "Everyone, you go on, I will squat in the corner and don't speak." ”

Mickey grabbed me by the collar and said, "It's late!"

Hua Ye, patting the Pleasant Goat tattoo on his chest and saying, "We are very cruel! Are you afraid?"

I forced a laugh and said, "Big brother, I was wrong. ”

Mickey pushed the flowers, "You also call it a tattoo, look at me!"

Then we turned around and found that Mickey had a gray wolf tattooed on his back...

"See, I'm going to arrest you!"

Hua Ye said, "You can't catch me in this life!"

"Don't accept a fight?"

I whispered, "Guys, this is your last night, so why don't you take a shower and go to bed early?" ”

"It's the last night, so I can't sleep!"

I cautiously asked, "Why don't you all tell me how you got here?" ”

Mickey was the first to say, "I killed the boss of a routine loan!"

Lao Tzu only borrowed 3,000 yuan, but he asked me to pay back 100,000 yuan!

When I was angry, I took my brother and cut down all the bosses and legal persons of that company!

Hua Ye pursed his lips, "What are you? At best, it can only be regarded as countering violence with violence, and it will not solve the problem reasonably!"

"Hello, you know the Fa, why did you come in?"

Hua Ye said, "I'm much more rational than you! In our village, there is a village tyrant with a group of thugs, bullying men and women, and running rampant in the township!

The villagers dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and finally deducted the villagers' subsistence allowance!

My Hua Ye has no father and mother since he was a child, he grew up eating hundreds of family meals, this bully is not removed, how can he be worthy of his hometown fathers?

I petitioned and filed a lawsuit, which made him lose his office.

The village tyrant held a grudge and brought someone to me for revenge, and I took my brother to destroy the village tyrant, so that's all there is. ”

Mickey stepped forward and shook hands with Hua Ye kindly, it looked like he was late to see each other, but what he could say made people have black lines on his head...

"You're not bad!"

Hua Ye said, "Each other and each other." ”

It's a pity to think about it, both of them, this is to eliminate harm for the people, but such a person will go to the execution ground tomorrow!

I can only regret it... There is something that still needs to be resolved through the law, and countering violence with violence can only reap the consequences.

It's ironic to think about my own situation, and I feel sorry for others... Isn't that how you got in?

"Two good men, I'll also tell you why I came in. ”

Hua Ye said, "Don't say it, I believe that you are also a person who values love and righteousness, if you can get out alive for the New Year, help me and my daughter-in-law buy some underwear and underwear." ”

Mickey said angrily, "That's my daughter-in-law!"

The two of them are going to come together again, what are you looking at on both sides?

I rubbed my dazed head, I'm not a person of the world...

At this moment, a graceful figure came from the prison, and the two groups stopped arguing, lying on the iron fence, drooling...

Mickey's mouth and the boss who opened his mouth, "It's really beautiful." ”

Hua Ye dragged his chin, "It's not too much to fall into the country and the city." ”

I looked at the figure closely, but the prison lights were dim, and my eyesight had not fully recovered, so I could only be sure that the figure was a woman.

The figure walked to the door of my cell, and the prison guard opened the iron door,

"Mengfeng come out and change your cell. ”

I looked at the guard suspiciously, "Why do you suddenly want to change cells?"

"Less! let you come out, you will come out!"

"I'm fine here. ”

A graceful shadow walked up to me, "Are you alright?"

"Yuhui, why are you?"

"Why can't it be me?"

"I was just a little surprised. ”

Mickey looked at me with envy, "Brother Yan Fu is not shallow! If I have such a beautiful girl, it will be worth dying tomorrow!"

Hua Ye patted Mickey's head, "Or I'll die tomorrow!"

I waved my hand, "Don't make a noise!"

Second Miss, have you forgiven me?"

"I haven't told my sister about leaving while she's in a coma! ”

I pointed to the sky, "I will be frank and lenient, and strive for leniency." ”

Yu Hui raised her eyebrows and said, "Come with me." ”

"Where are I going? I'm going to have a court session tomorrow?"

"Sleep with me!"

"Forget it, I'm very good here, and these brothers also take special care of me. ”

Yu Hui smiled slightly, and then shouted loudly, "Whatever I tell you to do, you will do it for me!" Put on your clothes and follow me. ”

I arched my hand to the people in the cell, "Guys, we'll have a meeting later." ”

Hua Ye said, "I regret it indefinitely, such a beautiful girl... You kid need to take care of yourself!"

Mickey retorted, "This is a bad statement, there is a delicious food in the world, even if you die, you have to eat it, brother, don't listen to him, we are still young, let's squander it!"

I said meaningfully, "Brother, I understand, I will definitely burn paper for you during the New Year's holidays." ”

Mickey echoed excitedly, "Remember to burn two girls for me..."

Seeing that I was talking endlessly and refused to come out for a long time, Yuhui grabbed me by the neck and dragged me out of the cell.

"It's not endless, this girl is worried about prison bullying, you will be wronged!

I didn't expect you to mix so well here, shouldn't I come to see you today?"

looked at Yu Hui with an angry face, but her heart was full of relief, this girl still can't let go of me.

"Thank you, Second Miss misses, Xiaosheng is grateful, if you two sisters want to have sex with me tonight, then I will reluctantly obey you for the sake of your late-night prison visit. ”

Yuhui slapped me in the face, "Poor mouth again?"

Mickey and Hua Ye both shuddered, "It's still a little pepper!"

Yuhui roared loudly,

"Shut up!"

Then he yelled at me, "And you, if you don't obey in the future, you will die in prison, and I will not come to see you!"

I wiped the blood from the corner of my mouth and said weakly, "Am I still not good to be obedient?"

Yuhui gently patted my face with her little hand, "This is good." ”

"Hey, hey... I've always been well-behaved. ”

Yuhui took me into a separate cell and pushed me to the bed.

I coughed a few times, "Second Miss, how did you get in?"

"Don't forget, I'm a person of status. ”

I straightened up and said, "Second Miss, where do you still have an identity now? At best, you are a person with an ID card..."

Yuhui slapped me again and knocked me down on the bed.

"Are you still poor?"

I lay on the bed and smiled dumbly, "Your sister used to treat me like this, do you enjoy the feeling of abusing me?"

"I'm not interested in abusing you, my sister said, I'm going to give you the best food and lodging, you have a good rest, and you're going to go to court tomorrow." ”

"I'm not going to be sentenced to 180 years, am I?"

Yu Hui clasped her hands to her chest, "Will shoot!"

"Then I will rest assured, please move the second lady to another place, and I will sleep naked. ”

Yuhui rode on top of me, "Okay, then let me see the naked one." ”

I coughed violently a few times, "Second Miss, you come down first, I can't breathe..."

Hearing this, instead of coming down, Yuhui pressed my chest with her elbow,

"Is it better now?"

I coughed a few times and nodded helplessly, "Much better!"

After speaking, he coughed violently, did Yuhui want to torture me to death?

yuhui gently brushed her fingers over my cheek, "aren't you going to sleep naked?" ”

"I'm sorry you're here. ”

Yu Hui said sharply, "What's so embarrassing, don't you ask me to give you a hundred children?" I'll give you one right now. ”