Chapter 100: Su Feed, Su Feed
"Huh?"
Because of excessive nervousness, Lin Qingyan screamed in fright.
After calming down.
Lin Qingyan pushed the urinal, but the urinal didn't move.
After being stunned for three seconds, he quickly reacted: "Is the position of the spout aligned?"
Qin Tianyao looked away: "No!"
"So..."
Lin Qingyan asked Qin Tian's opinion: "I'll grab the spout to find a position, if the spout is aligned, you just say it, how about I stop immediately?"
"Okay!"
As soon as Qin Tian's words fell, Lin Qingyan touched the spout along the body of the pot with his right hand, and began to slowly move the urinals left and right, wanting to align with the position.
Although he was holding the spout, when Lin Qingyan moved the urinal with his hand, he could still feel that the spout was as soft as a sponge, which made people feel an indescribable weirdness.
Just as Lin Qingyan was quietly feeling the strange feeling, Qin Tian suddenly said, "Okay!"
"Aligned?"
The sudden voice made Lin Qingyan, who was concentrated, raise his head and repeat happily: "The spout is aligned?"
It felt like a clueless case suddenly had a clue.
"Why are you so happy?"
A little unable to stand the smile on Lin Qingyan's face, Qin Tian nodded, and answered Lin Qingyan.
Lin Qingyan said what he thought in his heart without concealment: "I just didn't expect to find the right position so quickly, I'm a little excited!"
"A woman's heart, it's really a needle under the sea!"
"No one can guess!"
Qin Tian felt that Lin Qingyan was as happy as winning the lottery with five million when he got a urinal.
But before he had time to think about it, Qin Tian felt a burst of urgency: "You let go and close your eyes!"
"Hmm!"
Lin Qingyan withdrew his hand from the quilt and stood in place with his eyes closed.
Seeing Lin Qingyan close his eyes, Qin Tian took a deep breath and calmed down his inner emotions.
It was only two or three minutes just now, but I didn't expect to be soaked all over, which shows how nervous he was just now.
The dam gate opened, and in an instant, the suffocating urge to urinate disappeared immediately, replaced by the pleasure of opening the gate and discharging the flood.
But just as Qin Tian was enjoying this pleasant feeling, a strange voice sounded in the ward.
"Whew... Zizi...!"
The sound of water hitting plastic.
The voice echoed through the room, unspeakably harsh.
In addition, there were only two people in the ward, which made the culprit Qin Tian's body shrink, and he didn't dare to open the floodgates to his heart's content.
Rather, put a little, take it away, put a little, put it again.
Suddenly, the voice echoing in the ward became, Zila... Zila... Zila...!
The sound of the intermittent stream of water hitting the urinal was even more harsh.
This also made Qin Tian embarrassed, and he didn't dare to close the gate directly.
Raising her head slightly, her dark eyes looked at Lin Qingyan, wanting to see how she reacted.
Lin Qingyan lowered her head, her white cheeks were slightly red, and her plump chest rose and fell because of the violent wheezing, which showed that her heart was also very nervous.
Seeing this scene, Qin Tian scratched the back of his head and began to think of a way, how could he make this embarrassing voice disappear?
Hearing that there was no zila sound, Lin Qingyan, who couldn't figure out what the situation was with his eyes closed, asked out loud: "Are you done urinating?"
"No... Wait!"
Qin Tian hurriedly spoke up, for fear that Lin Qingyan would open his eyes and see an embarrassing scene.
"There it is!"
Qin Tian, who was thinking about it, suddenly thought of a brilliant idea, and he could open the floodgates to his heart's content.
"One, two, three, go, toot... Doodle... Sue Feed Su Feed... Sue hey, Su hey!"
This DJ Divine Comedy "Su Hey" is the only song that Qin Tian can sing, as for the degree of singing, don't overestimate it too much, barely in tune.
While singing, the muscles on Qin Tian's ass were no longer tightening hard, and he immediately opened the gate again to release the water.
Not to mention, the rapid sound of the water hitting the plastic bottle is not heard at all under the cover of singing.
"Oh...!"
After opening the floodgates, Qin Tian, who was so suffocated that he almost peed his pants, stopped singing, and let out a moan very unproductively.
Probably judging from Qin Tian's moaning voice, he was over, Lin Qingyan suddenly couldn't help but smile and asked, "I suddenly want to ask a question?"
Qin Tian was stunned by Lin Qingyan's sudden words: "What's the problem?"
Lin Qingyan's ghost sent a sentence: "Are you waiting for pee?"
In an instant, Qin Tian was stunned.
Waiting for urine?
That seems to be a male disease, right?
In the past, when I went to the toilet, I often saw small advertisements posted on the wall.
Urinate frequency, urgency, waiting to urinate!
Please come to XX Men's Hospital.
Obviously feeling Qin Tian's embarrassment, Lin Qingyan suddenly laughed, holding his lower abdomen and laughing, even ignoring that Qin Tian was in front of him.
"Have you laughed enough?"
At this moment, Qin Tian's male self-esteem was almost zero.
"Enough is enough!"
Obviously feeling that Qin Tian's face was getting more and more ugly, Lin Qingyan hurriedly put away his smile: "I'm sorry, I really can't help it!"
"It's all because you're too funny, you have to sing a hi song when you pee, are you men like this?"
Although Lin Qingyan didn't smile when he spoke, the expression on his face that seemed to be smiling but not smiling made people feel like he was holding back a smile.
Qin Tian explained with a dark face: "First of all, I declare that I am a normal man, and there is nothing wrong with me!"
"Then why are you singing all of a sudden?"
Qin Tian had a bitter face, not knowing how to explain.
In the end, in order not to pull the majority of male friends onto the thief ship, I can only find a lame reason to explain.
"I just wanted to sing, so I sang!"
"I was really defeated by you!"
Lin Qingyan said helplessly, and his right hand reached into the quilt and groped for a while.
Qin Tian, who was stunned by the blow, panicked after seeing Lin Qingyan's movements: "You... What are you doing?"
"What can I do?"
"Throw the urinal?"
Lin Qingyan looked at Qin Tian and asked in surprise, "Is it difficult to keep covering in the quilt?"
"Oh!"
Qin Tian nodded like a chicken pecking at a little woman waiting to be married, blushing and not daring to look directly at Lin Qingyan.
Lin Qingyan reached into the quilt with his right hand, moved forward slowly, touched a hot plastic urinal, grabbed the tail of the urinal, and carefully took it out.
After taking out the plastic urinal, Lin Qingyan immediately smelled an unpleasant smell, which couldn't help but make her frown.
Qin Tian, who had been secretly observing Lin Qingyan with the peripheral vision of his eyes, lowered his head in shame and pretended not to see anything.
Lin Qingyan put the urinal on the ground, put his hands into the quilt and put on his pants for Qin Tian before carrying the urinal to the bathroom.
As soon as Lin Qingyan left, Qin Tian hurriedly raised his head, only to feel that his heart was beating faster and his whole body was hot.
The dark eyes stared at Lin Qingyan and went into the toilet with the urinal, and secretly swore: "I swear that next time if I can't move while lying on the hospital bed, I will never let a woman do this work!"
"It's so embarrassing..."