Standing in front of the door of dormitory 305, Li Zheng took a deep breath.

In fact, strictly speaking, it is not called a dormitory.

It's a college.

The internal structure is also more like a guest house.

Judging from what I knew before I came, it feels very international, and the style is very high, and it seems that the usual conversations are mixed with Chinese and English, and the feeling of literary and artistic elegance is high.

Li Zheng is actually very afraid of this.

Regarding growth, environment and compulsion, he prefers to grow with "roots".

Just like the relationship between a tree and water and soil, it absorbs nutrients little by little in the process of growth, and under the premise of a solid trunk, it develops branches and leaves in a down-to-earth manner to become what you want to be.

On the other hand, he is very afraid of suddenly entering that kind of lofty environment, which is full of large patterns and high visions, and it is a case when he opens and closes his mouth, and an offer day and night.

It feels like a dandelion fluttering in the wind, inexplicably climbing a tall tree.

High is high, but rootless and sourceless.

Then he assimilates into it, incarnates into a lofty label, and no longer knows where he comes from.

In simple terms.

It's okay to pretend to be forced.

But don't pretend to be the template of the West.

Of course...... If the academic ability is greater than 1500, you can come as much as you want......

After all, if you study well, you can do whatever you want, which is the first rule of school.

Li Zheng had thought enough before he pushed open the door of the dormitory.

Then there was a glare.

It's a hall!

There's a hall here!

Although it is small, the dining table and sofa can be placed after all, probably the feeling of a board game bar private room.

Of course, it is also very suitable for group learning.

As soon as Li Zheng entered the hall and closed the door, half of his body leaned out of the inner room.

It was a man with messy hair and slightly curly, extremely flamboyant.

The face is deep and old, the eyes are uninhibited and disdainful, and the thick and savage beard is also curled just right.

Li Zheng only glanced at it, and then felt it......

The temperament of a leader!

It's the temperament of a leader!

The moment he looked at the man, Li Zheng even had a hallucination of entering a Cuban guerrilla camp.

And the man just sat on the chair with a cigarette in his mouth, kicked his legs on the edge of the table, looked up at Li Zheng at a dangerous angle for a moment, then frowned slightly, leaned over and grabbed the strange cigarette case from the table, and threw it out casually.

Li Zheng caught it in a hurry, and then shook his head weakly.

The man suddenly felt disappointed, shook his head, leaned over and snuffed out the cigarette butt: "Come on, I'll go to the balcony to smoke in the future." ”

With that, he curled up on his legs, sat down in a chair in a strange position, and played with the mouse and keyboard against the computer screen.

"Still not free. The man let out a long sigh, "Why don't there be smoking dormitories?" ”

Li Zheng then pulled the box and walked into the back room.

The dormitory has two bedrooms, and this is just one of them.

The room is about a rectangle, with two single beds on either side of the long side, two sets of desks, one by the door and the other by the window, and the wood-colored furniture is very new and simple, like I just bought it from IKEA.

This kind of configuration is supposed to be a treatment only available to graduate students or above, and it can be regarded as a living fee in the early 1,000s of this semester.

It's just that......

Leader, what are you doing, Leader!

Li Zheng stared at the colorful screen in front of the man, and could only see that this should be an ancient turn-based game, much rougher than the game Liu Xin and the others played.

"What?" the man glanced back and smiled, "The children nowadays don't even know about 'Journey Back to the West'?"

"Isn't Dream Back to the West a mobile game?" asked Li Zhengmumu.

"Everything is a mobile phone, and today's children know mobile phones. The man turned off the game boringly, stood up on his slippers, pursed his lips and sighed, "I haven't played for a year, but I finally came, and I played day and night for two days before I realized that I didn't need it anymore...... It's a kind of freedom, right? ”

After saying that, he habitually took a cigarette in his mouth and stretched out his right hand at Li Zheng.

"Tu Yikou. ”

Li Zheng was shocked, and his whole arm trembled.

"Slaughter, slaughter, slaughter...... Slaughter what?"

"Yes, it's the two words you thought of, my grandfather took it, and he suffered a loss. The man scratched his beard and smiled, "When I first went to college, the county asked me to change it, and I asked them to ask my grandfather." ”

Li Zheng shook hands tremblingly: "Grandpa's anger should be gone now, right?"

"It's gone, it's been more than 20 years. After Tu Yikou shook his hand, he subconsciously lit a cigarette, picked up the lighter to react, then put it down again, picked up the cigarette and asked, "What do you call it?"

"Li Zheng, the grandiose Zheng. Li Zheng raised his hand and saluted, "It's okay, smoke it, I rarely stay in the dormitory, don't smoke it when you sleep at night." ”

"Come on, I'll go out and smoke in a minute. Tu Yikou stroked the leader's hairstyle and asked with a smile on his face, "Look at your appearance, it's your first time in college, right?"

Li Zheng was stunned for a moment, and looked back at the dormitory door nervously.

Is this a detention center?

"So......" Li Zheng swallowed and spat at the mouth and asked, "Brother Tu is not the first time?"

"I'm ashamed to say it's the third time. Tu Yikou smiled deeply, and then subconsciously picked up the cigarette, a little uncomfortable, "Why don't we go to the balcony to talk?"

"Brother Tu, please. ”

I came to the open balcony, lit a cigarette, and looked at the girls' dormitory building opposite.

Tu Yikou's leadership temperament has become more and more intense.

"University, not free. ”

"Jinghua, who went to Jinghua for the first time, was persuaded to quit in my sophomore year, and I said that I would take credits in the second half of my senior year, but they didn't let me. ”

"I went back to the college entrance examination again, changed my taste, and went to the philosophy department of Renda University, I thought that the people who did this would be freer, but they were persuaded to quit in their freshman year, and the counselor said that Renda is a place to train cadres, and people like me will corrupt the team. ”

"This is the third time, I did a little research, and deliberately chose the most liberal major in the most liberal school, absolute freedom is already ridiculous, try to pursue relative freedom. ”

Li Zheng was shocked when he heard it.

In a few words, he has passed this series of ecstasy years, and Big Brother is really open-minded.

Li Zheng hurriedly coughed his throat and said, "Brother Tu, my brother has a word, I don't know whether to ask or not." ”

"Ask whatever you want. ”

"Brother Tu Guigeng?"

“25。 ”

"That's okay...... Li Zheng hurriedly covered his chest, "I always feel that you are almost forty, and I have the illusion of communicating with your elders." ”

"It's nothing. Tu Yikou took a cigarette and tilted his head, "I look like this when I am 15 years old, and the transfer students call me the teacher when they meet me, and today I went to the restaurant and the little girl told me that the teacher is good." ”

"It's normal, you could be a teacher now. Li Zheng then asked, "Then take the liberty of asking, was persuaded to retire before because of how much he failed the course?"

"Well, let's just say it...... Tu Yikou said, scratching his beard, "Although I have been in college for three years, I still don't know what the university classrooms are like. ”

Li Zheng was in awe.

Master.

This is a real master.

It stands to reason that a monster like Tu Yikou should be a black hole of academic ability, and the opposite of Li Zheng is.

However......

【Tu Yi Kou】

[Academic Ability:1009]

This is in Yingpei, which is an upper-middle school ability.

The key is that he didn't take a single class, and he must not be very good at flipping books.

In this case, purely relying on the aura of heaven and earth, he has accumulated such academic power.

This terrifying physique, in the standard study rank, can no longer find his place.

Probably.

This is the study of demons.

Tu Yikou looked at Li Zheng and laughed: "My former classmates didn't like to see me, I see that you are quite excited." ”

"How to say [ ]. Li Zheng stood with his hands in his hands and looked at the sheets drying in the girls' dormitory, "In the past, I probably thought that people like you were wasting my country's education funds, and we should give the opportunity to those who need it more." ”

"Yes, that's what the counselors at the University said. Tu Yikou snorted and nodded.

"But now, I think things are a little more mathematical. Come to think of it, since the education system gives you three chances to get into a top institution, that only says one thing. Li Zheng nodded sideways, "You have the value of investment, although only 1% of the hope can be successful, but it can bring 1000% return on investment." ”

Tu Yikou was stunned when he heard this.

"It's the first time I've been judged by math expectations...... "I'm leaning back on the balcony, staring at the interior of the girls' dormitory, his face full of depth, "Yes, math is free." ”

After that, he turned his head again: "What's your name?"

"Li Zheng. ”

"Okay, remember this time. Tu Yikou then pointed to the bedroom, "You can use my computer, you can play whatever you want, it's all top-level, by the way, I have been a professional player for three months, and I played a substitute ...... LPL."

"Thank you, but I don't play games very much. ”

"You can imagine how bored you are. Tu Yikou shook his head, looked at the cigarette in his hand and sighed, "Hey, I'm more bored, how can I play games and smoke if I'm not bored enough." ”

Li Zheng chuckled: "Speaking of boredom, I have a good way to solve it." ”

"Sex?" Tu Yikou said very quickly, as if it was a reaction of the autonomic nerves.

"No, ......" Li Zheng said with a straight voice, "It's learning." ”

Tu Yikou was stunned.

Although he has had many classmates, he has never met such classmates.

"Learning fills me. Li Zheng patted Tu Yikou as he spoke, "When Brother Tu wants to study, he can cooperate with me, I'm looking forward to it." ”

"How did you do that...... Tu Yikou swallowed and foamed, "I've never been so sincere when I find someone to play games......

"There's no way, when you meet someone who studies well, you just get sincere. ”

As he was talking, a glasses poked out of the second bedroom next to him.

Glasses inch head, Li Zheng has seen too much.

But this one is very different.

It's the kind of very smooth, very pure inch head, like the kind of Ikyu, and the head shape is very accented, and it also looks like a Ikyu.

Glasses, which are also very pure glasses, without any styling considerations, are the purest glasses, so pure that you will forget the person and only see the glasses.

The glasses looked at Li Zheng and hurriedly shrank back.

Li Zheng has read countless mirrors, and he has never seen such an impressive one.

Can this still make him slip away?

"Huh? Li Zheng hurriedly rushed to the door of the second bedroom along the balcony.

I saw glasses and a small head, pretending to study in front of the desk by the window, very nervous.

What's even more amazing is that on the other side of the bed, a long-haired man wearing a tight white vest and full of muscles is doing a handstand with one arm, like a floating mop.

What the is this!

The eldest brother who stood upside down with one arm naturally saw Li Zheng too, so he just kept the handstand and nodded upwards without moving.

"Mo Nian. ”

The voice was magnetic, as the male's taste was so strong that it was impossible to hear what he was saying.

Li Zheng was also stunned for a long time before he realized that he was introducing himself, and Mo Nian was his name.

"Li Zheng. Li Zheng also nodded.

"There are 73 seconds left. Mo Nian didn't move, he didn't even seem to be moving, "Let's talk again." ”

"Don't be in a hurry," Li Zheng turned to the glasses in front ......of the table again.

The glasses were also looking at him, but when they realized that they were being watched, they immediately shrank back and worked hard, pretending to be studying.

Li Zheng had no choice but to take the initiative to ask: "What is the name of this benevolent brother?"

Glasses nervously studying.

"Friends?"

The glasses are even more nervous.

"Yes, I'm asking you, Brother Glasses. ”

Forcing this, the glasses paused, raised the glasses awkwardly, and squeezed out two words in a thick accent: "Fungus (three sounds)......." ”

"It's Yang Jun. Tu Yikou pushed Li Zheng, entered the house with a smile, and sat on the small glasses table casually like a big brother in the detention center, patted the shoulder of the little glasses and smiled, "This little brother is not easy, he came out of a special poverty-stricken county, when the counselor explained to me, he said that he used to spend four or five hours to climb the mountains in his last school, anyway, the current situation is like people from primitive tribes in Africa entering New York, a little cramped." ”

Tu Yikou said and said to Li Zheng: "Don't mind, people don't mean to look down on you, it's just nervousness and shyness plus a little inferiority, I used to have such classmates, and I got used to it in a few months, and they are all the most simple and good people......"

Tu Yikou said, and lowered his head sadly: "Alas...... As a result, I took people to play games...... In the end, I played more fiercely than me...... I don't know if that little brother has graduated or not......"

The little glasses shrank when they heard it, and they were so frightened that they sweated out.

Li Zheng really widened his eyes when he heard it.

In this era, the college entrance examination is a very hard educational resource.

While everyone knows there is something wrong with this and is trying to change it, it is still a reality.

Because of this, it is even more commendable to be able to be admitted from a super-poor county and to a top university.

It's just that probably because of the limited books and information he can access, Yang Jun's academic ability is only 184.

It is also conceivable that he can be admitted to Jida University with such a low academic ability, and outside of the college entrance examination, he probably knows nothing about the world, and he will inevitably be frightened even if he says a word to his college classmates.

On the other hand, being able to fight your way out of such a barren environment is like a young seedling breaking through a wall on a rock.

With this tenacious character, I'm afraid I can change my job to learn demons.

Li Zheng didn't think about it anymore, leaned over and asked directly, "Have you chosen a course?"

Yang Jun was stunned for a moment, then shook his head dumbfoundedly.

"Then come to my side to choose together?" Li Zheng pointed to the next door, "A dormitory, let's discuss it." ”

Yang Jun was stunned again, and then weakly swallowed and spit, "Brother, thank you, brother...... I'm going to go over when I'm done with this question?"

"Anytime, I'll put the computer on the table in a moment. ”

Yang Jun smirked and scratched his head: "I'm alone...... Not likely to use ......"

"Then I'll teach you when I'm done. ”

"Thank you, brother!" Yang Jun was first happy, then his eyes were red, he wiped it, and then he didn't say more, and suddenly solved the question.

"Brother, you...... Well...... Delicate enough. Tu Yikou had to purse his lips and nodded.

He has been here for so long, he didn't expect that Yang Jun didn't have a computer or a smart phone, and he probably didn't dare to bother the counselor, this kind of course selection is easy for others, but for Yang Jun, I'm afraid that he has been holding this burden for a long time.

As for Li Zheng, he himself didn't know why he thought of this immediately.

Perhaps, if you have a girlfriend, you will naturally become gentle.

On the other side, without a sound, Mo Nian, the long-haired man, landed with Jiu-Jitsu.

The hair was flicked, beads of sweat were scattered on the ground, and the hairstyle was more like a dun cloth.

As for Mo Nian himself, his complexion is brown and dark, but his skin looks smooth, if it weren't for the simple face of a standard northern man, I am afraid that he would be recognized as a Venezuelan student.

After picking up a towel and wiping the sweat, Mo Nian poured a glass of cold white water, walked while drinking, looked at the sheets in the girls' dormitory building opposite, closed his eyes and looked up, and said faintly: "Smell carefully-it's the smell of blood." ”

"Hahaha. Tu Yikou laughed and jumped off the table, patted Li Zheng and said, "This is a great god, I can't talk anyway, you try to come." ”

With that, he picked up his cigarette and went back to the balcony.

"It kills olfactory cells. Mo Nian raised his hand, brought a healthy cup of cold white to him, nodded his nose and said, "As your senses become numb, you will need greater stimulation." ”

"Thank you, Brother Nian, I'm just a layman. Tu Yikou picked up the thermos cup and took a sip, and then returned to Mo Nian's arms, and went to the balcony to light a cigarette.

Mo Nian was not disappointed, nor was he angry, he just turned to look at Li Zheng, and suddenly frowned, and after he stopped talking, he took the cool white and returned to his desk.

This Nima is very uncomfortable.

"Brother Mo, if you have anything to say......" Li Zheng chased after him.

"What is inexplicable, it is also said in vain. ”

"It's so uncomfortable, just say it......"

Mo Nian immediately put down the cup and looked at Li Zheng with some concern: "You are in an intermediate state of sexual repression and sexual release, it is useless for me to say anything, go and experience it." ”

"???" Li Zheng exclaimed, "Big ...... Master?"

"It's just a comprehensive analysis. Mo Nian gently pinched his face, "The face is the embodiment of endocrine data, you should be close to the female color, but you haven't entered." ”

"Wait......" Li Zheng raised his hand in a trance, pondering and said, "Master...... I'll have to digest that......"

Behind him, Yang Jun at the desk also turned his head nervously: "Brother...... Show me too?"

Mo Nian looked at Yang Jun and nodded: "You are just simply sexually suppressed, get used to it as soon as possible and exercise more." ”

Yang Jun's eyes were red again, wiped a handful, and continued to bow his head and do the question angrily.

Mo Nian looked back at Li Zheng, who was troubled, and said calmly: "You can coordinate through Ukulahlwa practice, and the one-arm handstand meditation I just did is part of the practice. ”

"Woo...... Wu ......" Li Zheng fought hard, "Ukula Hawa?"

"It's Ukulahlwa. Mo Nian nodded his head, "A kind of soul cultivation, I don't want to rise to the religious level. ”

"It's ...... Where is the genre?"

"The genre I created the day before yesterday. ”

"......" Li Zheng looked at him tangledly, this person was far more incomprehensible than the leader.

【Mo Nian】

[Academic Ability: 1133]

This is...... Gone mad?

Mo Nian didn't care about this, he just pulled a rubber band, tied up his hair, took off his sweat-soaked white vest, and opened the wardrobe.

Wow!

There are at least 20 tight-fitting white vests piled inside!

After changing into the same clean white vest, Mo Nian put on the mobile phone on the table and asked Li Zheng, "Eat together?"

"I'll be later, and I have to choose a class with Yang Jun. ”

"Tu?" Mo Nian asked outward.

"Walking. Tu Yikou then pinched the cigarette butt, and shook Mo Nian all the way out of the dormitory.

It's all out, and the sound is still clear.

"It's the smell of tar...... You're killing my cells again. ”

"Cells are not valuable, they will still be. ”

"Cells are part of the ecology of the human body, they are free individuals. ”

"No, it's not free, it's hard to say anything else, the cells must not be free. ”

"Cells have relative freedom in the physical environment. ”

"Then the cancer cells are absolutely free?"

"Sort of ......"

"Don't don't, I can't talk to you about biology, I can't lose freedom, no one knows freedom better than me......"

"Then you took a philosophy class?"

"No, I'm philosophy. ”

"Ukulahlwa is. ”

"Yes, so is Ukulahlwa. ”

"Well, argue and reconcile, what do we eat?"

"Eat some free ......"

The voices of the two men drifted apart.

Suddenly there is a weird sense of CP.

Li Zheng shook his head vigorously.

The sound of a pen clapping was heard behind him.

"Brother, I'm done. Yang Jun straightened up, holding the metal pen case that had been polished to no pattern, and said, "That...... Do you have Mandarin lessons?"

Li Zheng shook his head and greeted him with a smile, hugging Yang Jun and walking to the balcony.

"Let's look for it. ”

This hostel ...... This group of dudes ......

It didn't disappoint.

It's just a bunch of treasure boys.

It's weird.

But in the eyes of others, how can I not be a monster?

It's just that......

What exactly is the intermediate state of repression and release?

Suddenly...... Erection without hair?

If you don't say it, I do have this kind of anxiety that I dare not advance or retreat......

Why don't you try Ukulahlwa?