Chapter 64: What is one plus one?

For a small child, the problem of one plus one equals how many and two plus two equals how many is no longer a problem, but for a four-legged cat, it is definitely a miracle if it can be calculated.

"Hey, Yueyue, hurry up, do you have any coins, take a few out, I'll teach Sika, it's so smart, it must learn it as soon as it happens!" Li Wanqi was very excited.

"Really fake...... Cheng Yuanyue got up and grabbed a handful of coins in the cabinet and came out.

The two pulled the quilt off the bed, leaving an open space, Li Wanqi put Sika on the bed, and the pile of coins was placed in front of Sika's eyes.

Oh, stupid girl!

Sika looked disdainful, but still pretended to be stupid, it tilted its head, looked at the pile of coins curiously, and looked at the two girls suspiciously: "Meow?

Li Wanqi picked up a coin with great interest and began to teach Sika arithmetic.

"Sika, you see, this is one, it's the one of a small dried fish. ”

"Meow. ”

Getting Sika's response, Qiqi was very happy, like an old mother teaching her son to count, and found that her son seemed to be a little talented.

She went on to pick up another coin.

"This is also one, and it also means a small dried fish. ”

"Meow. ”

I saw that Li Wanqi became serious, she put the two coins together, pointed her fingers on the coins, and said: "This is one plus one, that is, a small dried fish and a small dried fish, which is equal to how many small dried fish?"

"Meow?"

"Huh?"

Sika ignored her, turned around and jumped out of bed, ran to the stool and bit Cheng Yuanyue's clothes.

Cheng Yuanyue couldn't help laughing, went over and snatched the clothes that Sika was biting, and said with a smile: "Poofhaha, Qiqi, you want to laugh at me, it's a cat, do you really plan to teach it arithmetic and tell it why one plus one equals two?"

Li Wanqi looked at Sika, with a look of hatred on her face, and said helplessly: "Then how to teach it arithmetic? Sika, don't scratch the stool!"

Sika's clothes were snatched, so he scratched the stool with his paws, it hated to cut its nails, it felt like cutting its fingers, fortunately, he usually collected his cat's claws, otherwise Li Wanqi would definitely force it to cut it.

Sometimes it's a little ticklish, you can scratch it on the cat scratch board, and scratch the stool without a cat scratch board.

Li Wanqi came over and slipped Sikati to the bed, and said in a straight voice: "Sit here, don't move." ”

"Meow. ”

Cheng Yuanyue said with some pity: "Sika is so well-behaved and so smart, how can he be such a stupid master." ”

Li Wanqi: "???"

"Qiqi, if you train a little more, Sika will definitely be able to surprise everyone. Cheng Yuanyue said with a smile.

Li Wanqi frowned and said, "Forget it, it likes to sleep, it's good to be happy, what is training." ”

Sika was moved and arched her with her head.

"Meow~!"

"You sit down. ”

Li Wanqi held down Sika and asked, "Then if you don't teach it arithmetic, how can it know what one plus one is equal to?"

Cheng Yuanyue patted her head, as if she was possessed by a scholar, and said: "My stupid Qiqi, have you learned biology in junior high school in vain, train small animals, and use the teaching method of conditioned reflexes!"

"Huh?" you continued. ”

"'One plus one equals how many' is not a problem, but the conditions we set, when we shout 'one plus one equals several', Sika only needs to take out two coins, then our purpose has been achieved, the video effect is that Sika calculates that one plus one equals two. ”

Li Wanqi seemed to understand whether she understood or not, and said: "I seem to understand what you mean, that is, 'one plus one equals several' is actually to ask Sika to take out the instruction of 'two', right!"

"That's right!"

Cheng Yuanyue smiled: "You can teach it again and try again." ”

"Uh-huh, I'll try. ”

Li Wanqi was about to teach, and Cheng Yuanyue shouted: "Wait a minute, I'll go get some original squid shreds as a reward." ”

Sika was about to fall asleep listening to the stupid conversation between the two, and when he heard the squid silk reward, he was refreshed again.

Cheng Yuanyue jumped out of bed, ran to the living room with her bare snow-white feet, and took out a pack of plain shredded squid in the refrigerator.

Sika's nose moved, and he could smell the fishy smell of shredded squid from afar......

Teaching officially begins.

There was a pile of coins in front of Sika, and Li Wanqi looked into its eyes and said, "What is one plus one?"

Sika didn't move.

At this time, Cheng Yuanyue grabbed Sika's little paw and pulled out two coins from the coin pile and brought them to it.

Li Wanqi: "Wow! Sika! You're awesome! You're so smart!"

Sika: "......"

Li Wanqi pretended to be very happy, and used small scissors to cut a piece of squid shreds and sent it to Sika's mouth.

Sika ate with relish.

The second round of training has started again.

Li Wanqi: "What is one plus one?"

Hearing the command, Cheng Yuanyue pinched Sika's little paw and pulled out two coins.

"Wow! Awesome, reward~"

Sika ate with great pleasure.

The third round of training begins.

Li Wanqi: "What is one plus one?"

Hearing the command, Cheng Yuanyue moved quickly, grabbing Sika's little paw and pulling two coins......

Finally, Cheng Yuanyue noticed that something didn't seem right......

This conditioned reflex is trained to ...... Training...... How did it become Li Wanqi's command, and Cheng Yuanyue executed the action?

"Poisonous!"

Cheng Yuanyue reacted at this time, she was like a ninety-pound fool, and she acted faster than anyone else when she heard the command.

"Oh, Yueyue, it's okay, what are you talking about with Sika, come on, try a few more times, Sika will definitely learn." ”

Li Wanqi fed Cheng Yuanyue a shredded squid and continued to encourage her.

"No, I'm quitting. ”

"Just one last time. ”

"No, I don't. ”

Li Wanqi ignored her, and shouted out the order to herself: "What is one plus one?"

Cheng Yuanyue was about to listen to the command to grab Sika's little paw, when the two were surprised to find that Sika moved!

It tilted its head as if in thought for a moment, then stretched out its right paw and carefully pulled a coin from the pile of coins, and then pulled out another ......

Two coins, successfully placed in front of Sika!

Seeing that the two girls were in a daze, Sika meowed impatiently, "Meow?

Li Wanqi came back to her senses and got carried away with excitement.

"Oh my God, Yueyue, I'll just say that our Sika is the smartest cat in the world! It learned! It only took three times to learn that one plus one equals two!"

"Buy one, 666, this fairy is willing to bow down, a hundred times stronger than my family's Duobao. ”

"Hahaha!"

Seeing that Sika had calculated correctly, Li Wanqi was as relieved as an old mother, and quickly took out her mobile phone and sent a message to the circle of friends: "Our Sika only used it three times to learn that one plus one equals two, should I register it for a school?"

Cheng Yuanyue immediately gave her a thumbs up.

Sika: "Meowβ€”"

Hey, where's my shredded squid?

Sika slapped the coin with his paw and meowed twice.

"Yes, yes, I forgot to reward my little darling. ”

Li Wanqi hurriedly cut off most of the squid shreds and sent them to Sika's mouth, and it was satisfied.

Cheng Yuanyue reminded: "It's better to train a few more times to consolidate, and then you have to use the cap of Leyou yogurt to train, and you can't use coins anymore." ”

Li Wanqi said: "It's okay, Sika is so smart, he will definitely learn it!"

"Ahhh

"Hahaha, it's good that you have a lot of treasure!"

Sika lazily watched the two girls playing around and munched on shredded squid as she began to wonder if she should be a little more stupid.

After all, if you are stupid, you can eat more shredded squid......