376 Toilet Bro, Run!

Li Zheng is a person who doesn't like to gather with many people, just because there are many people together, his speech will become only a scene, no content, and finally degenerate into a very formal "team building" activity.

But now that everything in the paper has finally been cleared, everyone has been tossed enough, and it is always inevitable that he will have a blood.

Anyway, eating in the cafeteria is also eating, and eating outside is also eating, and I just want to thank Ou Xingzhuo for his work in repairing computers.

However, Lin Moming was troublesome, and asked Li Zheng if he wanted to call Lin Yujing, and Li Zheng gave it a bite, firstly, for the dining experience of other people, and secondly, there was only one couple of them, and there would be a feeling that the host and his wife were feasting guests, which was very uncomfortable.

At four o'clock, the hot pot restaurant outside the west gate had two big tables.

Li Zheng also participated in a dinner party, in order to study comfortably at night, he must not drink a drop of wine, and he can only drink a bottle with Lao Li when he is very happy.

Only this time...... He really underestimated Tu Yikou......

Tu Yikou didn't pour wine, but he did...... It's very cool to watch.

Take a sip and a cup, the more you drink, the more you drink, instead of saying drunk words, the more you go up, the more reliable you are.

On the left, he talked with Mo Nian about the absurd past, and on the right hand, he talked with Ou Xingzhuo about the graphics card.

Telling a joke can make Lin Moming laugh off the table, and chanting a poem makes Chang Keqing have to obey.

Whenever we chatted to a hearty time, I swallowed a glass of wine, and then "ah" beautifully, and poured another glass comfortably.

In such a scene, everyone is inexplicably hungry for alcohol.

Unknowingly, except for Chang Keqing, they all poured themselves on.

Among them, Lin Moming is the most energetic.

"Wow, wow, wow......" Lin Moming raised her arms vigorously, poured herself a beer, and couldn't control her swallowing, "My former classmates always secretly drank without me...... Hey hey ......"

In the blink of an eye, the glass was full, and she was just about to hold the glass when a hand fell from the sky and snatched the bottle from the top of her head.

"Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol. Chang Keqing said coldly.

"Oh, just a drink. ”

"A glass is not good, haven't you studied biology?" Chang Keqing shook the wine bottle and said, "Children will become big fat when they drink wine." ”

"Ah???h

"After alcohol enters the bloodstream, it will stimulate the child's immature gonads and secrete too much progesterone, yes, it is the kind of substance we use for experiments, and then the excess progesterone will make the body think that you have a baby and start to suck nutrients like crazy, but because you don't have a baby, no matter how you absorb it, it will not be born, so this process will continue indefinitely, and finally it will grow into a very, very, very fat big fat dun. Chang Keqing nodded seriously as she spoke, and handed over the wine glass, "Of course, if you're going to become a heavyweight judoka, discus, or weightlifter, you're almost going to start drinking now." ”

"Hmm...... Lin Moming shuddered in fright, "That's it...... When I was in the country of magnesium, the people on the street were so fat that they were ...... A dozen people my age, are they all because they drank alcohol as children?"

"Of course. ”

"Don't bully me for not understanding...... I ask someone else. Lin Moming immediately turned to look at Li Zheng, "Is this what Sister Keqing said?"

It's a ghost!

But for the sake of children.

"Hmm...... It's not bad. Li Zheng raised his glass and took a sip, "Adults' organs and gonads have matured, so there is no problem, but even then you can't drink more, and if you drink too much, you will become Mo Nian." ”

Mo Nian was named inexplicably, and his face turned grim.

But seeing Lin Moming's inquisitive eyes, she still shook her head: "The worst thing is my sister, who drank with me, and now looks exactly like me, with more beard than me." ”

"Hmmmm......" Lin Moming was so frightened that she quickly pushed away the cup full of beer, picked up the fruit orange and poured herself a full cup, "My classmates are so pitiful...... I'd better wait until I'm as mature as Sister Keqing before drinking......"

"Speaking of Keqing...... Li Zheng immediately got up and saluted the table, "This time, whether it is the research stage or the follow-up treatment, Keqing has paid the most and contributed the most, it is my honor to know you, I will learn more from you." ”

Chang Keqing's side was about to push the wine glass to others, but when he saw this, he suddenly froze in place.

Again!

Suddenly the scum got up!

Blame had to call girlfriend......

Is it all to get me drunk......

No, I'm not like that!

After Chang Keqing's fierce psychological struggle, he pushed the wine glass to Wu Shu next to him, and said with a completely stiff face: "Got it." ”

The atmosphere was a little cold for a while.

However, everyone also understands that it is worthy of Chang Keqing, and they are all on this page, and they still have to maintain the image of Gao Leng Senior Sister.

Wu Shu hurriedly took the cup, and smiled at Li Zheng with a smile: "I drink and I drink, so I should be guilty, today's tutor's matter is that I didn't understand the situation." ”

"I don't blame you......"

As soon as Li Zheng raised his hand, he didn't have time to stop it, so he saw Wu Shu drink it all, and arrogantly turned the cup upside down, not a drop was dropped, which made Li Zheng have to kill it in one gulp.

At the same time, Ou Xingzhuo next to Wu Shu looked very worried.

"You...... You drink less......"

"Haha, happy!" Wu Shu said and brought the wine bottle and poured it down.

"What are you happy about...... Ou Xingzhuo raised his hand to stop.

"Alas, you don't know, Li Zheng made me recognize the true face of my mentor, and I will continue to be self-taught in the future. Wu Shu said and patted Ou Xingzhuo away, "You don't drink it, what kind of mess." ”

"Shh......h

Others looked at their bickering and were secretly frightened, was something wrong?

The most stunned was Shi Yang, who entered a rampant state after drinking a few drinks with Tu Yikou, and asked directly: "Are you two getting better?" Li Zheng and Lin Yujing are about to hold the child......

Suddenly, the atmosphere became awkward.

Wu Shu was okay, he only blew his bangs and shook his head.

Ou Xingzhuo blushed, and complained to Shi Yang: "It's you...... He also said that others ......"

"I'm popular, okay? Shi Yang shook the cup and sighed, "Sometimes I also think, why don't I ...... It's just like a cloud, I'll do it as soon as I open my mouth. ”

Hearing this, Wu Shu, Ou Xingzhuo, and Li Zheng came out at the same time.

"What, don't you believe it?" Shi Yang glared, this is awesome, and he picked up the phone and wanted to send WeChat.

"Don't, don't, don't!" Mo Nian hurriedly stopped, "Don't call the girl after drinking." ”

However, it was too late, and Shi Yang launched WeChat on his mobile phone.

"Yiyun, are you free at night? The first author of Science asks you to come out. ”

Shen Yiyun seemed to be very idle, and he came back in an instant, and Shi Yang also turned on the amplifier arrogantly.

"Drink too much, huh? Silly hat. ”

"Where are so many words. Shi Yang replied with a look of gentleness, "Just ask if you can't get out." ”

Shen Yiyun: "Impossible Shi Yang, all the girls in the Academy, along with the doctors and graduate students, have already sentenced you to death." Listen to my sister's advice, you will face girls in the future, pretend to be dumb, and hope is greater. ”

“…………”

With a click, Shi Yang's mobile phone fell to the ground.

looked at Li Zheng with an aggrieved face: "Why...... I thought the first author of Science would be sexy...... It's all like this, and the girls still don't approve of me......"

"Let's think about the good. Li Zheng comforted, "She only said the problem of your mouth, maybe your face can be saved." ”

"Hmm. Wu Shu raised his glass and nodded, "It's still cute that you don't speak, and the aunts should like you very much." ”

"I don't want an aunt, I want a sister. ”

"Uh......" Wu Shu patted Chang Keqing, "Then what do you think......"

Chang Keqing looked Shi Yang up and down, and did not speak, but sighed, sighing very sincerely.

"I ...... I'm going to the bathroom......" Shi Yang wiped his eyes, grabbed his phone and got up, "I...... I can wait...... As long as Yiyun is fatter and fatter...... Just keep her until she's fat enough...... She wouldn't have a choice but me. ”

With that, he ran to the bathroom.

Although his logic is somewhat strange...... But there is also an inexplicable trace of rationality.

Just like waiting for a rabbit, guarding the clouds and waiting for fat seems to be a kind of spiritual sustenance under despair.

After Shi Yang left, the scene returned to enthusiasm, and when the atmosphere was about the same, Li Zheng put forward the idea of inviting Wu Shu and Ou Xingzhuo to join the marginal of science.

Naturally, everyone is unanimously welcome, and the combination of the physical queen + ace network manager just complements the shortcomings of the lineup.

Wu Shugang abandoned his mentor and happened to be happy to come.

Ou Xingzhuo thought that he could have more time with Wu Shu, so he was also sullen and reluctant.

Li Zheng immediately took advantage of the situation to set a schedule for the bi-weekly activities of the scientific marginal group, and they can do anything, focusing on discussing and learning, introducing the progress of their familiar fields, and of course they can put forward ideas together.

By the time Shi Yang came back, everyone had already eaten and drunk, and they were clamoring to find a place to start the first meeting and look for the next topic.

Although Shi Yang was not full of wine and food, he was unexpectedly not greedy, urging Li Zheng to settle the bill quickly, and then poured out of the hot pot restaurant with others.

Until they walked a few hundred meters away.

The owner of the shop rushed to the door and shouted.

"Who pulled it? so many, blocked, all blocked!!"

"You are not allowed to pull the note, and you will be fined 500, if you don't pull it, how can you ......"

"How the can you pull so much!!"

When Shi Yang heard this, he shouted: "Toilet brother, run!!"

Then he ran away alone.

"I know it's you! The boss shouted from afar, "Boy, don't let me get caught!!"

Next event...... I'm afraid I won't be able to come here.

I have to find a place where the water is smooth and Shi Yang can play.

……

At six o'clock, a group of people entered the "special" workshop in the basement of the college dormitory to continue chatting, but the focus was not on the envisaged topic, but on ......

Share the news.

No way, after nearly two days of fermentation, the paper has quickly spread out of the campus, and the titles are very magical.

[Come and worship the 19-year-old god of science!]

[The champion of the all-science competition, Huang Er's core rocket engineer, and the freshman with a major publication in Science, they all have a name - Li Zheng. 】

[The second Yuan Yuan was born!100% pure domestic!]

[A group of interdisciplinary gods were born, and general education has been proud since then!]

[A new student of thistle, a fortuitous attempt, opened a new era of chemistry!]

Some of these news are very exaggerated, some are very simple, but they are generally applauded, and some are even accompanied by comments from domestic professionals, and the most excessive is that some people even boast that this can be nominated for the Nobel Prize.

Looking at some over-hyped reports, Li Zheng admitted that it was time for him to be interviewed by some media.

The real greatness is the inventor of the cryo-EM, who has just made some "inspirational" attempts, although there are indeed some breakthroughs, but they are still far from the fundamental academic leap of hard core.

On the other hand, these reports invariably highlight Li Zheng personally, at most adding the words "he and his companions", not to mention the names of the members, and even Zhou Yi is rarely mentioned.

In communication, this star-making movement is indeed more eye-catching, but it is too unfair to others who are also making the effort.

However, except for Shi Yang, others have no complaints about this, from the lead to the end is Li Zheng, it is natural, news reports cannot be as rigorous as academic papers, as long as they have a reputation in the circle, don't care about these things outside the circle.

As for Shi Yang, he originally fantasized about his name being posted on the streets.

It doesn't seem right to post it, so let's spread it all over the place......

Now, the dream is shattered again.

Mo got academic stars, Mo got fan letters.

Li Zheng, Li Zheng, it's all Li Zheng......

At least mention the toilet bro.

At this time, relatives and friends, and even Li Zheng's parents only learned about it from the news, although it was an exaggeration, but those who knew Li Zheng could still reluctantly accept it.

The only thing that is not accepted is ......

[Zhang Xiaoke: Master !! you've said that you will take me to study and transfer to another hospital when you go to university. 】

[As a result, I didn't pay attention to it at all!]

[Make a big voice yourself!]

[Woo woo, it's not because of Master, otherwise who would want to study environmental engineering (drop the book)!]

[Master, Master, you have a reply!]

【……】

[Master, I was wrong......]

[I'm sure I'm still happy for you (big eyes cry)]

[Master, do you take care of me......]

[Master, you are the best, you don't need to take me to study, environmental engineering is all talents, they speak well, and people are not afraid of not having a job, I like environmental engineering the most. 】

[Just ...... Just sort me out once in a while......]

[Master won't block me, will (cry)]

[Hey......]

[Shimen's wine and meat stink, and the road can be frozen to death......]

[Master, do you remember the apprentices who were accepted by the shore of Sakura Lake......]

[I'm afraid that I have accepted new apprentices, and I like the new and hate the old......]

[I see the newcomer laughing, how can I cry when I see the old......]

Ding Dong Ding Dong kept ringing, Li Zheng finally couldn't bear it and replied.

[Li Zheng: I can't bear the loneliness so much, won't you come to Yingpei to find me!!]

[Zhang Xiaoke: Ah! Master still remembers me! I ...... I don't dare to look for you indiscriminately, for fear of affecting Master's study, and I've been waiting for Master to call. 】

[Li Zheng: Then you continue to wait. 】

[Zhang Xiaoke: Don't!!Let's have breakfast together tomorrow?]

[Li Zheng: Well, bring your class schedule and textbook, and I'll arrange it. 】

[Zhang Xiaoke: Okay!!Finally I can experience the joy of being dominated by learning again. 】

[Li Zheng: Don't you know how to teach yourself......]

[Zhang Xiaoke: It is more motivating to be arranged by the master to learn. 】

The happy time of enjoying the results in this way was fleeting, and at the last moment when the academy was closed, Yingpei and the others sent Wu Shu, Ou Xingzhuo and Shi Yang away, and each said goodbye to the dormitory.

The trio in room 403 were a little physically and mentally exhausted, but as soon as they pushed the door open, they immediately became refreshed.

A half-haired, young-looking glasses guy is sitting in the living room working on the computer, with a large suitcase next to him.

Although there is only one side.

But what Niu Gang looked like, the three of them still remembered.

Seeing them returning, Niu Gang immediately got up and took the initiative to greet them, and first shook Li Zheng's hand.

"Congratulations to you Li Zheng, congratulations to all of you!" Niu Gang looked at a few people excitedly, "Sorry, I'm late." ”

The three of them were excited, and hurriedly bowed and saluted.

"Dean Niu. ”

"Dean Niu is a good ......"

"I've been waiting for a long time. ”

Yang Jun in the back room also came out at this time, cowering and not daring to speak.

"Why didn't the dean tell us when he came?" Li Zheng asked.

Yang Jun winced and said, "The dean won't let me urge ...... Just say just wait. ”

"You're so real. Li Zheng glanced at the neat desktop, and slapped his legs helplessly, "...... who doesn't even pour a glass of water"

"Alas, students, they should look like students. Niu Gang only smiled and raised his hand, "I have been to the Department of Education first, I have understood all the situation, the most serious problem, Wang Xueli has been responsible for dealing with it, as for our Yingpei, although it has not reached the autumn queen, but the account has to be calculated." ”

As he spoke, there was a knock at the door.

A man who was also pulling a suitcase gasped and smiled, "Dean, several, am I late?"

As soon as Li Zheng heard this transparent voice, he became energetic.

Looking back, it was Zhou Xiao who was sent out by Zhang Shandong.

It's only been two weeks, and it's a lot darker, and it's as distressing as going to the countryside.

"It's not too late. Niu Gang smiled, turned around and put away the computer, "Zhou Xiao, I called back, in the future, he will be responsible for your subject work, and any professors, equipment, and resources that need to be contacted can be handed over to him to deal with, and he will have as much power as I have in this regard." ”

After that, Niu Gang pulled up the suitcase again, pushed Li Zheng and the three of them and walked out: "Let's go, have a supper, and talk while eating." ”

Mo Nian nodded dumbly: "Dean, the dormitory is closed......"

"Well, there's a back door. Niu Gang patted the key in his jacket and smiled, "I'm old, I can't climb the wall, otherwise I won't need the back door." ”

The atmosphere has come to this point......

No matter how full you eat, this supper is going to be a tough one!