Chapter 960: Gags

"Yes, yes, the seniors are really insightful. These Oiran female cultivators are naturally twilight and pitiful, especially those who cultivate a little higher, and there are some special means, and even some are naturally gifted, so that the male cultivators who are with her can get unexpected benefits, those are the objects pursued by many sect master-level Jindan great cultivators and the great elders in various sects. ”

I saw Ni Suanqiu talking endlessly, spitting lotus flowers, and describing the prosperous scene of Hongfang Street in Xingyue City, and hearing the young man in green clothes who seemed to be ignorant of the world, began to shake his head, as if he had fallen into a dream of yearning and hope for that kind of fireworks and willow lane.

"Hey....... ”

I only saw the young man in the green costume who drank a sip of Almartini after a while, and suddenly slapped the table with indignation, and then felt sorry for himself: "I have a fart insight, I have lived so long, I have never even touched the tender hands of a female cultivator, and I have never even seen the butt of a female cultivator, Xiaoyou, you say, this thing is not hateful?"

"Damn!" Ni Suanqiu nodded very affirmatively, and then said in a righteous manner, "Not only is it hateful, it's simply infuriating! Senior, you look so jade, you are so good, you are so majestic, you are simply loved by everyone, flowers bloom, you haven't even looked at a female cultivator's buttocks, you haven't touched it, you are willing to agree to this matter, and I Ni someone can't agree to it!"

"Sit, sit down. Seeing that Ni Suanqiu was suddenly more angry than him, one foot stepped directly on the table, and the young man in green clothes sitting opposite was startled at first, and then immediately opened his mouth to stop it.

"I said Ni Xiaoyou, in fact, I can't blame others about this, it's my life is too bitter to go out, otherwise, if I could be like you, without any fetters, I would have gone to the cultivation world in the outside world and lived happily. As he spoke, the young man in the green costume poured down another glass of spirits.

"Can't go out?, what's the situation with this girl?" Ni Suanqiu said secretly in his heart, his brows tightened.

But soon, Ni Suanqiu respectfully helped the young man in green clothes opposite pour a full of wine, and said flatteringly with a smiling face: "I said that the seniors have unlimited longevity, and the exercises are excellent, and there are so many high-level talismans on the seniors, how can you not get out of the cave here, could it be that outside the cave here, there are more powerful senior monks waiting to block the way of the seniors?"

"Hmph, good boy, a senior who opens his mouth and closes his mouth, do you want to trick the old man and me again, so that you can leave this dense place of the mountain gate of the Polar Sun Mountain?"

Ni Suanqiu immediately put on an extremely innocent look, and continued to smile: "Where, where, I also care about your senior's life experience, I just think that your predecessor is so powerful, and you have lived so hard, you have been staying in this cave, and there are no seventeen or eighteen beautiful Taoist companions to accompany you, it is really a bit lonely, which makes people feel a little regretful." ”

"Well, there is no way to do it, who told me to have a mission, promised the man, to stick to this place forever. Until......" said the young man in green costume and tapped lightly on the table.

Ni Suanqiu leaned forward with great interest: "Unless what, senior?"

"Unless someone can answer those three questions correctly. The young man in the green costume paused word by word, and said sonorously and powerfully.

In an instant, Ni Suanqiu turned into a bitter gourd face again, and sat on his stone bench dejectedly.

"Damn, after talking for a long time, I went around to those three questions, Lao Tzu's 8,000 lower-grade spirit stones and a bottle of tulip wine are fed to the dogs today

Ni Suanqiu muttered to himself in his heart.

Suddenly, the young man in green clothes on the opposite side also saw the strange look in Ni Suanqiu's eyes: "Why, do you think that you can slip under my hand in front of me, blowing nonsense?

"No, no, what did the seniors say, just answering the questions, what are you afraid of? I'm just thinking, seniors, you have lived for more than 8,000 years, and what seniors are powerful, you should know a lot of advanced kung fu and magic, it's not as good as this, seniors, you first teach me some powerful exercises and techniques, and I will help you complete some unfulfilled wishes and ideals. Seeing the young man in green clothes on the opposite side, he brought up the question again, Ni Suanqiu scratched his scalp again, and squinted one eye and gaged.

"Fart exercises! If I knew so many exercises and spells, I wouldn't have been trapped here for so long, and after nearly 10,000 years of hard life, I didn't come up with a good way?" Speaking of this, the young man in green clothes on the opposite side directly complained bitterly and shouted.

Ni Suanqiu was even more dumbfounded, he couldn't understand, this Jindan power, which has such a magical strength and is shocking to the heavens, actually doesn't know some decent exercises and spells?

Could it be that he's been here for too long and his brain is broken?

"What do you think, old man, although I can only refine some magic runes, but it should be more than enough to deal with you bunch of ants, this group of snobbish monks. It seemed that he was dissatisfied with Ni Suanqiu's snobbish eyes, and the young man in green clothes on the opposite side hurriedly shouted in a young and old voice.

"Yes, yes, yes, what the seniors say is what they say, I am a boy who does not enter the stream, I don't open my eyes, how can I understand your profound knowledge of the seniors. Ni Suanqiu nodded hurriedly, accompanied by a smile, and calmed the other party's noisy and fickle emotions.

"Hmph, in terms of knowledge, no one here can compare to me! Don't look at me as handsome, like a child, but I am also an old antique who has lived through seven or eight thousand spring and autumn periods, just ask this world, who else can compare to my profound knowledge?" Speaking of knowledge, the young man in green clothes slapped the table with the strength of wine, and said with a heartfelt voice.

Seeing this situation, Ni Suanqiu nodded again and said yes.

At this moment, he didn't dare to mention the Red Bull Brother with the Instrument Spirit hidden in his waist, if he let the other party know that he had a Tool Spirit boss who lived longer than him and was more knowledgeable than him, then this old guy in green clothes, don't you get up immediately and jump to scold your mother?

"Senior, come. Don't just patronize and drink, first take a sip of Yunling Continent cigarettes to dissipate your anger, what is this, answer your three questions, the younger generation is naturally not a problem, but there is no hurry. It's better to tell me about this endless sea again, is there any interesting place there, such as whether there are fish, whether there are islands, whether there are exotic flowers and plants on the island, and whether there are some kind of elixirs, pure gold, and jade that I have not seen?"

But at this moment, the young man in green clothes was half leaning on the table, eating a stuffy cigarette, and began to turn his back to Ni Suanqiu, remembering his thoughts.

Damn, what's going on?

Could it be that this person is testing my abilities and trying to lure me into a sneak attack from behind?

At the same time, several Golden Beast-level Great Cultivators outside the light curtain of the soundproof magic array all gave Ni Suanqiu a dark look, signaling Ni Suanqiu to hurry up, and even standing farther away, Zhan Shura, who was dressed in white-robed battle armor, also raised the long knife in his hand and made a posture of slashing head-to-head.

Ni Suanqiu shook his head lightly, indicating that he ignored it, and then, he also silently took out a bottle of cigarettes, and ate the stuffy cigarette with the young man in green clothes opposite.

Time is little by little, passing quickly, the two of them sat quietly for an hour or so, until the bottle of cigarette was completely smoked, the young man in green clothes opposite threw it away, turned around, and said: "I said boy, what you said to me before, how much is true and how much is false?"

"Eighty percent. Ni Suanqiu made a gesture of eight, very seriously.

"Fart! you liared the ghost, that Ou Ran Meng is so jade and unruly, and he is so gifted and has the best spiritual root physique, how can he look down on any woman from a good family, do such a bad thing, and rob the people's daughters?" I saw that the young man in green clothes suddenly slapped the table, and shook all the wine and good food on the table.

Blow, you keep blowing for me!

After the young man in green costume slapped the table viciously, he stared at Ni Suanqiu, who was sitting opposite him.

I saw that Ni Suanqiu was not angry, but pretended to be calm and took out a bottle of wine with purple fox flowers, and then with one hand, he directly pushed the entire stone table, miscellaneous pots and pans off the table, and then said in disgrace: "This person will change, and the moon will be full." Who can guarantee that after they go out, they will still be as simple as before, only knowing how to fight and kill, asking for some spirit stones and elixirs, but not knowing how to enjoy them. ”

"Maybe if you have freedom, you want to drink a few sips of wine, and if you have wine, you want to be accompanied by a few beauties. Immediately afterwards, Ni Suanqiu slowly poured the purple fox flower wine in his hand on top of another crystal cup, and said with a light smile.

Immediately, with a light roll of True Yuan, he had already handed the wine glass containing the Purple Fox Flower Wine to the opposite side.

"Well, that's true. However, you have to assure me that that Sea Immortal Sect was not made up by you, after all, I also have a deep relationship with the former sect master of the Sea Immortal Sect, if you dare to lie and deceive people, then you must not get out of this mountain gate. As he spoke, the young man in the green costume tapped lightly on the table a few times, then picked up the wine glass and drank it, immediately frowned, and said with a smile, "This wine is good." ”

Suddenly, Ni Suanqiu felt a lot of pain.

After all, this purple fox flower is also a rare one in a hundred years, and it is not easy to come by, plus the many heavenly treasures configured inside, its value is at least more than 300,000 lower grade spirit stones.

But think about it carefully, if your life is gone, and no one can go back, what is the use of having so many heaven-level elixirs left on your body?

"Well said. As long as the predecessors liked it, today's wine is not in vain. ”

"In addition, the seniors can rest assured, now that the entire Sea Immortal City has been completely controlled by the Sea Immortal Sect, the Hai Immortal Sect Sect Sect Leader The Hague Seniors have also reopened the mountain gate with my help. It's just that I don't know...... , Will Zhantai Linglan, who has a Void Golden Gourd, come out to make trouble, after all, his Void Golden Gourd is so powerful, it can sneak into the void and hide invisible, I have fought with it several times, but I have not been able to take advantage of half of it. ”

Ni Suanqiu Gujing Wubo, every word is beautiful, and he immediately gave a rough idea of the current situation of the Sea Immortal Sect in Sea Immortal City.

"What, Zhantai Linglan?"

With a pop, I suddenly heard the name of Zhantai Linglan, and the young monk in green clothes spit out the purple fox flower wine in his mouth.