Lu Ping's proposal was unanimously responded to by everyone.

Let you use strong words, let your words be like a river, in the face of strong evidence and facts, how can you deny it?

"Come, sir, take a step to speak. ”

Faced with oncoming critical eyes, Chen Junfeng chose to compromise.

But compromise is not a compromise in the true sense of the word.

"Okay. Lu Ping didn't object, let's see what tricks this guy wants to play.

Chen Junfeng took Lu Ping to a corner in full view of everyone, looked back at the scene that had boiled into a pulp, and Sun Zhe, who was surrounded by everyone in the center, pointing his nose and scolding, and then looked at Lu Ping, his eyes were already filled with a strong smell of gunpowder, which was not very friendly.

Lu Ping stuffed a cigarette into his mouth.

"Dude, you're not done, aren't you? If you don't bring down our store, aren't you giving up?" Chen Junfeng lowered his voice, completely lacking the righteous and awe-inspiring posture just now.

Lu Ping said with a smile: "This is a bit serious, isn't it? When this kind of thing happens, not only do you ignore it, but you also question me here? You are so naïve." ”

Chen Junfeng said: "It will not do you any good to bring down our store, on the contrary, you will get into big trouble." I'm okay to say, it's a big deal I'll slap my ass and leave, but our boss, huh, guess what he's going to do to you?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I helped your store find a pest, and he will definitely be grateful to me." ”

"Thank you, what do you think?" Chen Junfeng snorted coldly, and then said: "To tell you the truth, our boss is a social person, and he has an online club and a foot massage shop, all of which are very large. This coffee shop is joined by him, and it looks inconspicuous on the surface, but it all points to this coffee shop to make money, a million profits. You've blocked our boss's money, and I bet he's going to chop you up with a knife. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "What, scare me?"

Chen Junfeng said fearlessly: "As long as I make a phone call to our boss, he will bring someone over immediately." When the time comes, hmph, you just kneel down and beg for mercy, it's too late. ”

Lu Ping said: "So what do you mean?"

"All you have to do now is go and explain it to everyone, just say it...... Just say...... Let's just say that today's things are completely pranks, or simply say that you are filming video clips, and these are all plots that they played with you before. Anyway, there are such jokes everywhere on the Internet now, in order to attract fans. Chen Junfeng logically describes an illogical façade, which may be the only measure that can save the store's image.

Of course, it is also self-helping.

After all, when this kind of thing happened when he was on duty, if the boss held him accountable, he would have to bear the main responsibility.

"You...... Why are you so talented? You still make jokes, why don't you say it's a movie?" Lu Ping couldn't help laughing: "The eyes of the masses are bright, and if you use lies to cover up lies, what you get will definitely be a lie in the end." I see you, it's ridiculous. ”

Chen Junfeng's expression froze: "That is, you don't agree?"

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Why should I agree?"

"Okay, okay, the road is your own choice, don't regret it!" Chen Junfeng took out his mobile phone and said: "I'll call our boss, and I'll see how you end up when the time comes! Listen to people's persuasion and eat well, but you are paranoid and obsessed, it's not that I didn't remind you, it's you who ...... yourself."

Lu Ping interrupted him and urged: "Stop talking nonsense, call, don't waste time!"

Chen Junfeng said while dialing: "I'm really fighting." ”

"Then you fight quickly! If you don't beat me, I'll beat you!" Lu Ping was also drunk.

After Chen Junfeng hesitated, he really called his boss: "Brother Kun, I'm Junfeng...... Oh, it's like this, Brother Kun, something happened in the café, there was a guest who had to get along with us, and incited other guests to rebel, who ...... The cause was that Sun Zhe, a waiter in our store, spit a mouthful of phlegm into his cup...... Ah, yes, yes, probably really vomited. But he shouldn't make a fuss about it, he wants to ruin our store now...... talked about it, but it didn't talk about it, this guy didn't listen to persuasion...... I also said that he would let him save some face for Brother Kun, but he didn't listen at all, and said that Brother Kun had something great, and I couldn't kill him! I became angry when I heard it...... Uh-huh, okay, okay Brother Kun, then you come over quickly, the situation is really a little out of control......"

After hanging up the phone.

Although Chen Junfeng showed a trace of worry on his face, he was more gloating.

Nima's, deserved!

You're the one who wants to force me to use a trick.

Lu Ping felt that this Chen Junfeng was really shameless.

The ability to fan the flames and add oil and vinegar has reached the realm of supernatural perfection.

"Tell me, when did I tell you that I was going to pinch your boss to death? What kind of brother Kun is it, I know who he is, so I will pinch him to death? You are so shameless, and I have always told myself to be tolerant, to be tolerant. Otherwise, would you still have a chance to stand here and talk to me?" Lu Ping felt very funny in his heart, this Manager Chen is simply a superlative, he didn't say anything about his own trouble, but he still wanted it

Implicating his boss?

Chen Junfeng emphasized: "The right to speak is in my hands, and I can say whatever I want." Who do you think our Brother Kun will believe?"

Lu Ping asked, "Do you want to be shameless?"

Chen Junfeng said: "My name is Mingzhe to protect himself. ”

"Unfortunately, I won't give you a chance. Lu Ping pouted, sighing at this vast world and all living beings.

Chen Junfeng sneered: "Do you have the final say?"

Boom!

A slap in the face!

It's loud, it's loud.

"It has the final say. Lu Ping clapped his hands after the fight.

"Ouch...... You hit me?" Chen Junfeng groaned and warned: "You beat me again, and I'll let Brother Kun pay you back ten times in a while!"

Lu Ping said: "Okay, fulfill you!"

Boom!

Another slap in the face.

Louder.

Chen Junfeng was beaten, his eyes were full of stars, and he counted the starry sky on the spot.

Lu Ping stretched out his posture again, ready to make up for another slap.

Originally, I didn't want to do it.

But you're cheap.

I can't help myself, too.

Chen Junfeng leaned to the side, ready to dodge.

But how can you hide from it?

Boom!

The slap was harder and louder.

"Still dare to hide? still dare to hide?" Lu Ping stepped forward and grabbed Chen Junfeng's collar and pulled him away.

The guests who were crusading against Sun Zhe over there looked over after hearing the movement, and saw that it was the manager who was slapped, and they all kept cheering for Lu Ping and cheering in their hearts.

Deserve!

What a thing is this manager!

Of course, the situation on Sun Zhe's side was even worse.

This guy is treated as a street rat, surrounded by everyone in the center, you and I scold one by one, and from time to time someone goes over to kick and slap a few times.

There were also those who spat and spat on him.

Others simply took the rest of the coffee, juice and various drinks and poured them on his face.

God can't forgive him for doing such a despicable thing.

Lu Ping pulled Chen Junfeng over.

and let him stand with Sun Zhe to stand trial.

But on the trade-off, it felt that it was too cheap for them to stand.

So Lu Ping suggested that they kneel.

But they don't listen.

It wasn't until Lu Ping shone on their knees and passed over with their feet that they both knelt down.

All kinds of scolding.

Various crusades.

But it didn't take long.

The coffee shop has three back kitchens, and they kill them with kitchen knives.

They are all close associates of Chen Junfeng, and one of them is his distant relative.

Chen Junfeng's relative seemed to be a leader, and his momentum was quite arrogant, brandishing the kitchen knife in his hand, and threatening Lu Ping: "You guys...... You...... You're here to smash the field, aren't ......you? Let Manager Chen ...... You're going to apologize to you, bow down, or I'm going to chop you up right now?"

The man had a scruffy beard and was wearing a white chef's uniform, but his clothes were visibly stained and dirty.

In his early thirties, he had a pair of slippers on his feet.

A layer of black ash on the feet.

The other kitchen staff are not clean, the chef's clothes are full of oil, the key is that they are long and ugly, all crooked melons and cracked dates, all of them seem to be pinched out by Nuwa Niangniang with leftovers.

Usually they serve food behind closed doors in the back kitchen, and the guests don't see them at all.

But this one.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Nima, it turns out that the things I eat and drink here all the time are made by these dirty guys?

Vomit......

Vomit......

There was a shadow on the minds of the guests.

But Lu Ping said there was no pressure.

Fortunately, I didn't eat anything or drink anything at noon today, otherwise......

It seems that the saying that things gather like others is not groundless, this coffee shop looks very high-end from the outside, and the dining environment is also well decorated, but who are the people recruited here?

Either it's bad.

Either dirty.

Or despicable.

There is no one who looks normal.

Presumably it was the boss of Brother Kun who was called it, in order to save labor costs.

But putting a kitchen knife in front of Lu Ping, is it really useful?

Three kitchen knives.

A kitchen knife that is shining.

The knife-wielding kitchens haven't waited for a reaction.

Then I heard a gust of wind blowing.

Immediately after, the kitchen knife in his hand was gone.

Where did it go?

They were all held in Lu Ping's hands.

"Who is short of kitchen knives? Lu Ping raised the three kitchen knives, faced the guests, and said: "The people in this coffee shop are better than the other, but the quality of this kitchen knife is not bad, and it is very fast at a glance." Everyone goes back and boils it in boiling water, and disinfection can still be used. Remember

Be sure to disinfect. ”

Quite a few people began to vote by a show of hands.

"I want, give it to me, give it to me, I don't have kitchen knives at home. ”

"I also lack it, I only have a knife for cutting vegetables at home, which is rusty and can't cut the bones. ”

“……”

When the three chefs saw this, they all gritted their teeth in a hurry.

The bearded cook picked up a stool from the side and gave the order: "Come on, come on, beat me, beat this guy to death!"

He spoke so well that the two younger cooks really rushed up.

But before Lu Ping could make a move, he saw several big men standing up among the guests, throwing these two people out like chickens.

Even the man with glasses joined the fight.

Subsequently.

The bearded chef was also carried to Chen Junfeng's side and knelt there.

Anyway, being idle is idle, and while Brother Kun behind the scenes has not yet appeared, Lu Ping began to arrange tasks for the three of them one by one.

Sun Zhe loves to spit on other people's food.

Lu Ping ordered him to spit on Chen Junfeng and the bearded cook.

The standard is to soak them all over the body.

Otherwise, it can't be stopped.

Chen Junfeng is eloquent, sensational, and knows how to mobilize everyone's emotions.

Lu Ping ordered him to say a stand-up comedy.

The criterion is to be able to amuse everyone.

Otherwise, it won't be passed.

The bearded kitchen loves to play with kitchen knives.

Lu Ping asked him to perform an acrobatic trick of swallowing a knife with a big mouth.

The criterion is that the whole kitchen knife must be swallowed.

Otherwise, keep swallowing.

These three tasks of teaching according to their talents are all difficult and impossible tasks for the three of them.

Therefore, at first they refused.

Until Lu Ping gave each of them another resounding slap.

And then I got in.

Who is to blame?

I, Lu Ping, didn't want to play with you.

But if you want to force me to play with you, I can only accompany you.

Sun Zhe was snickering with joy when he went to spit in other people's food, but now, he really couldn't calculate how much saliva he had to spit on the two of them to complete the task?

Will you vomit blood?

But you have to vomit blood too, or you will be beaten again.

The bearded chef shoved the kitchen knife into his mouth, and the corners of his mouth were almost reaching the root of his ears, but he still couldn't stuff it...... I knew that I would have come out with a Western knife for cutting steaks.

But that's not good, you can't die if you eat it?

On the contrary, Chen Junfeng's task is much easier, isn't it just a stand-up comedy? I watch Guo Degang talk about cross talk every day at home, and there is also Yue Yunpeng with that cheap face, and I can also pick out a few classic jokes.

"I'll give you, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, Songhua tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Supaner, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash horse, boiled duck, ......"

"A lama came from the south, a dumb man came from the north, and the lama wants to take the ...... in his hand."

"Ah five rings, you have one more ring than the fourth ring, ah five rings, you have one less ring than the sixth ring......"

"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself first, my name is Zhou Yunpeng, Zhou from Stephen Chow, Liu Qingyun's Yun, Andy Lau's ...... Peng...... Actually, your name is not necessarily as good as mine, because your name is taken by your parents, but my name is not, my name is given by the phone bill......"

“……”

Chen Junfeng tried his best and knelt there to show off the audience.

But what puzzled him was that he had told so many classic comedy jokes before and after, why didn't anyone laugh?

It's not that I didn't laugh.

Everyone is actually laughing in their hearts.

Laugh at his yin and yang.

Laugh at his hypocrisy and deceit.

Laugh at him, he has always been confident but stumbled.

Lu Ping sat there smoking a cigarette, his calm posture was very handsome.

Smoke rippling.

aroused the emotions of the crowd.

Fifteen minutes later.

There was a rush of footsteps at the back door.

Brother Kun is here.

He took a dozen vicious young men with tattooed tigers and made a detour through the back door, and they all carried all kinds of knives in their hands. Machetes, slice knives, baseball bats, iron rods, mountain knives...... Wait a minute.

The group scolded and was unstoppable.

"Dare to come to Brother Kun's field to make trouble and skin him!"

"Rub, it's been a long time since I've been fighting, I have to have a good fight today, don't stop me, I'm going to use an iron rod to whip his ass into flesh. ”

"Brother Kun, what's wrong with this?"

"People want to be beaten, money is to be blackmailed, and the rib fan is broken!"

“……”