Chapter 86: I'm mad at you
Zhang Yuan felt that the whole person was not good.
Turned around and went to the refrigerator, took a can of beer, drank it in one go, and when he came back, he blushed and said, "Sister-in-law, you are not afraid...... I'm not afraid of ...... you."
Cao Yan smiled: "What are you doing? Are you afraid?"
"What am I afraid of, I'm a man!" Zhang Yuan said with his head held high.
"Giggles, you're a fart kid and a man!" Cao Yanjiao smiled, "Come on, just don't let your sister know; I'm good friends with your sister, let her know, it's not good!"
"Hmm!"
Zhang Yuan nodded fiercely.
He was also worried that Ye Jiao would know, but when he saw Cao Yan like this, he was immediately relieved.
Thereupon......
"Ah, turn off the lights, hey, hey!"
"Turn off the fart, I like to turn on the lights!"
……
Two hours later.
The wind stops and the rain disperses.
Zhang Yuan hugged the plump Cao Yan, feeling like holding a warm big white fish.
Cao Yan was even more excited, and the whole person was more delicate and moving than before, and said: "Yuan, you are really energetic!"
Zhang Yuan smiled "hehe" and said, "Do you like it?"
Cao Yan hugged Zhang Yuan's arm, bit him the shoulder, and said, "Sister-in-law loves you to death!"
Zhang Yuan said: "Then I'll stay in your house a little longer!"
"Okay!" Cao Yan said, "Even if it is demolished in the future, when do you miss your sister-in-law, remember to find me!"
The two of them were just about to go, when suddenly, there was a strange movement outside.
Zhang Yuan frowned and said, "What sound?"
Cao Yan was also slightly stunned and shook her head blankly.
The sound is getting closer.
At last......
I saw Yang Yinzhu, who was wrapped in bandages, with a blue nose and swollen face, standing at the door with a cane, looking at the two people inside with a shocked expression.
It turned out that Zhang Yuan and Cao Yan came too suddenly, and the door was not closed.
The two didn't expect that Yang Yinzhu would suddenly appear.
Then this green scene was seen by Yang Yinzhu.
……
"I'll go!"
Zhang Yuan is a thief, but he actually ...... It's a bit of a cowardice.
Although he can pinch Yang Yinzhu to death with one finger, he ...... Blame!
Anyway, what I hold in my arms is someone else's wife!
Cao Yan was still powerful, hugged Zhang Yuan in his arms, and said viciously outside: "You useless thing, what do you see, don't go back to sleep!"
"You...... You guys...... Ahem......"
Yang Yinzhu was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Cao Yan said: "What are we? Let me tell you that the surname is Yang, the old lady will not be afraid of you in the future! The doctors are all gone, even if you get better in the future, you will be a lame; if you dare to beat me again, the old lady will try hard to find you!"
"You...... You ......"
Yang Yinzhu's face turned green, but because he was too seriously injured and angry, he still couldn't come up with a complete sentence.
Cao Yan hugged Zhang Yuan tighter and said, "Don't be afraid, sister-in-law protects you; he is a half-dead person, afraid of what he will do! From now on, we will be husband and wife, husband and wife!"
Yang Yinzhu was so angry that he held on to the door frame with one hand, picked up his crutches with the other, and scolded: "I...... I'm going to kill you dogs...... Dog ......"
"What do you want to do?"
"Still want to do the opposite?"
Cao Yan took the posture of a tigress's upper body, grabbed Yang Yinzhu's crutches, and said: "Give the old lady back to sleep, dare to come out and be scary, I can't beat you to death!"
"You...... You shameless bitch...... Cheap ......"
"You're still energetic, aren't you? It's your face, aren't you?"
Cao Yan pushed the crutches hard.
"Ah......h
Yang Yinzhu screamed and fell directly to the ground.
"It's unlucky!"
Cao Yan had to get out of bed, fasten the door, look back and smile charmingly, and said, "Don't pay attention to him, we will sleep with us!"
……
After eating the next morning, Cao Yan went to the market town.
Zhang Yuan was afraid of being seen by the villagers, so he kept hiding in Cao Yan's house and didn't dare to go out, feeling a little bored.
Fortunately, Cao Yan came back soon, not only bought clothes for herself, but also bought a lot of delicious food, turtles, yellow eels and so on.
Zhang Yuan felt weird in a hospital gown.
Especially last night, when I was with Cao Yan in a hospital gown, I always had the feeling that I had become the hero of a love and action blockbuster in a certain country.
After changing clothes, I came out and saw that Cao Yan was at a loss for the water tank.
Inside, it's a big old turtle!
"What the hell is a guy, he is so handsome in everything!"
Cao Yan looked back at Zhang Yuan, her face was full of tenderness and sweetness, like a shy daughter-in-law.
Zhang Yuan said: "Sister-in-law, you want to kill the old turtle?"
Cao Yan nodded fiercely and said, "Stew the old turtle at noon, and make up for your body!" But I will only do it, I dare not kill, can you help me do it?"
"Okay!" Zhang Yuan rolled up his sleeves and said, "How to kill, you teach me!"
"Wait!"
Cao Yan went to the kitchen to get a chopstick, brought a basin of hot water, and when she came back, she said, "You catch it out first, and step on the turtle shell with your foot!
"Good!"
Zhang Yuan caught the old turtle, stepped on it with his foot, and said, "And then?"
"Don't worry!"
Cao Yan handed the kitchen knife to Zhang Yuan, and then used chopsticks to tease the old turtle.
Soon, the old turtle bit the chopsticks.
As soon as Cao Yan pulled, the turtle's head of the old turtle elongated.
"Quick, cut it!"
Cao Yan said busily.
Click!
Zhang Yuan went up with a knife and chopped off the turtle's head!
Cao Yan said: "Throw it in the hot water, just give it to me below." ”
After soaking for a while, Cao Yan scraped off the old skin of the turtle with a knife, pried open the belly, removed the internal organs, and cut off the tail and head and neck...... Methodically operated.
Zhang Yuan looked at it with relish and said, "It's very skilled, sister-in-law!"
"That's!" Cao Yan said with a smug face, "You think your sister-in-law can only sleep!"
"Hey, hey!"
Zhang Yuan just likes Cao Yan's big personality, and it feels interesting to talk to her!
……
After a while, Cao Yan suddenly said: "By the way, when I went to the market town this morning, I heard a strange thing!"
Zhang Yuan said: "What's the strange thing?"
Cao Yan said: "Listen, there are monsters in the Widow's Lake!"
Widow's Lake is the lake at the junction of Wolong Village and Wangfu Village.
Because many of the women who "looked at their husbands" back then failed to look forward to their men in the end, that lake was called Widow's Lake.
Hearing Cao Yan say this, Zhang Yuan became a little interested.
Last time, when I and Ye Jiao went to the market town and passed by Widow's Lake, I also vaguely felt that something was not quite right inside.
Zhang Yuandao: "Why is this so?
Cao Yan said: "No one saw it, but these few were calm, but one after another, fishermen capsized in the lake, and the bodies of several people were not salvaged." Everyone, it's a monster making waves in the lake and eating people!"
Zhang Yuandao: "Did anything strange happen to Widow Lake before?"
Cao Yan thought about it, shook her head and said, "It doesn't seem to be, it's just the recent thing!"
In the middle of the words, Cao Yan had already got the old turtle right.
When I got up, I couldn't get up, it turned out that my legs and feet were numb.
Zhang Yuan hurriedly helped her and said, "Recently, there have been quite a lot of strange things in the village, first the snake demon in the back mountain has caused trouble, and now there is a problem in the widow's lake again." ”