Chapter Forty-Nine: The Thief Cat Becomes a Demon
"The takeaway obviously fell from your hand just now, why do you want to rely on my head?"
Song Xiaowei asked.
"What's in my hands, it's clear that you got it when you handed it to me, I don't care, I want you to pay for it, either give me money, or go buy me another copy, otherwise I'll complain to you!"
The fat woman pinched her waist and said.
"You're being unreasonable!"
Song Xiaowei said angrily.
"The old lady reasoned with you before you made you pay, believe it or not, I'll give you a bad review now?"
The fat woman then shouted, she knew that the delivery man was most afraid of bad reviews, which would deduct a lot of money, and they were often very distressed, in fact, Song Xiaowei was also afraid of this, a bad review was basically his work for nothing.
"It's money, I'll pay you back!"
There is no way, Song Xiaowei still paid out of his own pocket and paid the equivalent takeaway fee, which is better than letting him work for nothing.
"The old lady who lost money is not happy, it's not that I want to be hungry, hum, it's really eight lifetimes to meet you today. ”
Seeing that Song Xiaowei was willing to pay for her mistakes, the fat woman showed a triumphant smile, grabbed the money directly, and then closed the door with a bang.
"You ......"
Song Xiaowei was trembling with anger, but before he could finish speaking, the door opened again.
"Take this garbage bag away for me, and take this stall at the door with you, I don't want to clean up the mess. ”
The fat woman handed out a garbage bag from the crack in the door and said to Song Xiaowei.
"Why should I throw out the trash!?"
Song Xiaowei definitely didn't want to help, so he turned around and wanted to leave.
"I'll give you a bad review now!"
The fat woman shouted.
"I thank you for your eight ancestors!!"
Song Xiaowei had no choice but to take the garbage bag, and then picked up the takeaway that fell at the door and walked downstairs.
"Hmph, the old lady's garbage has been thrown away by the delivery staff recently, and you can be missing!"
The fat woman knew that threatening Song Xiaowei with a bad review would definitely take it, because she had used this trick many times, to threaten the delivery man, and nine times out of ten she would honestly help her.
"Dare to fight with the old lady, a bad review will make you obedient, forget it, don't be angry with this broken takeaway, cook some noodles and eat it." ”
After saying that, the fat woman squirmed into the kitchen.
"This mother-in-law is really black-bellied, in ancient times, she was the princess of Ximen Qingli, and when I bumped into her, she was the blood mold that fell for eight lifetimes!"
Song Xiaowei scolded while going downstairs.
"Why did you put up with her like this, and what are the bad reviews? What are you afraid of it doing?"
The orange cat asked, and it heard the conversation just now.
"That bad review is an evaluation standard for my work, indicating that I am not doing well, so that the settlement salary will deduct money, a bad review, I am equivalent to working in vain all day!"
Song Xiaowei said helplessly.
At this time, he had reached the first floor, but it was raining heavily outside, so he had to take shelter first.
"Do you have a bad breath in your heart?"
The orange cat opened his backpack and jumped to the ground to stretch his waist.
"Of course, when you encounter this kind of nonsense and greedy people, everyone is angry. ”
Song Xiaowei said.
"Then you wait, I'll go and avenge you. ”
After saying that, the orange cat rushed out.
"Hey, what are you going to do? Don't make a fuss!"
Song Xiaowei shouted, but the orange cat had already flown upstairs and disappeared.
"Don't worry, I'm just educating her, look at it!"
At this time, Song Xiaowei's voice sounded in his mind, and then Xiao Ling used the demon psychic eye again, allowing Song Xiaowei to see the perspective of the orange cat.
"Is this the case?"
The orange cat looked up at the door number of the house and asked Song Xiaowei.
"No, it's the fifth floor, and her house is on the sixth floor. ”
Song Xiaowei communicates with the orange cat through the spirit space.
So the orange cat went up another level and found the woman's door.
Dangdangdang...... The orange cat knocked hard a few times.
"Who, knock on the door with such a big force?
The voice of a fat woman came from inside the room.
"Hello, can you open the door?"
The orange cat replied.
Hmm? The girl's voice, is it my daughter?
The fat woman came and opened the door, and as soon as the door opened, the orange cat slipped under her feet and entered the house.
"Strange, people? Did I hear it wrong?"
Seeing that there was no one, the fat woman scratched her head, then closed the door and continued to cook noodles, humming a little song in her mouth, but it was not in tune, it was very ugly.
At this time, the orange cat sneaked into her bedroom and cut out all her quilt and pillows, and if she moved, she would definitely fly all over the sky.
Then the orange cat came to the bathroom again and peed on every towel and bath towel to ensure that the fat woman was "fragrant" when she used it.
After a while, the fat woman cooked the noodles and put them in a bowl, then she went to the living room to answer a phone call, and the orange cat took the opportunity to sneak into the kitchen, and then sprinkled a lot of salt, MSG and sugar into the noodles, but before adding these accessories, the orange cat stole the ham and poached eggs.
After doing this, it got into the refrigerator again, and began to mess around, fruit, milk, bread, bite as much as it could, pee on it if it couldn't eat, and finally left a cat poop in the sandwich bread.
"I'll go, do you want to be so wild!"
Song Xiaowei naturally saw all this, although he thought that the orange cat was a little too much, but thinking about the woman's hateful face and the wonderful expression after discovering all this, revenge overcame sympathy.
After a while, the fat woman returned to the kitchen, picked up the noodles and walked to the living room, then turned on the TV and began to eat noodles.
"Well, where are my eggs, what about my intestines?"
The woman flipped through it with chopsticks, but there was no trace of the eggs and intestines, and then she picked up the noodles and ate them, but the heavy taste made her vomit immediately, and even choked on them.
"Bah, why is it so salty!"
The fat woman hurriedly went to the kitchen to drink water and mouthful, the noodles were not eaten, so she went to the refrigerator to get the bread, but she took the bread while looking at her mobile phone, and did not notice the miserable situation in the refrigerator, and then picked up the bread and put it in her mouth.
Forehead...... What does it taste like...... After taking a bite, the fat woman chewed a few times, but the more she chewed, the more wrong the taste became.
Finally, a smell of came out, and the fat woman thought that the bread filling was broken, so she clasped her throat with her hand, but her whole hand was sticky, and the woman smelled the sticky things on her hand, and almost vomited, so she hurriedly ran to the bathroom.
"Damn, my mother wants to complain about this bakery! The jam filling I just bought is broken, and it stinks!"
The woman was so angry that she scolded, and her face was iron-blue.
When she washed her hands and mouth and wiped it with a towel, she smelled strange again.
"What does this smell like, so ******* smelled his hands, and then sniffed the towel.
This time, she couldn't hold back any longer, and threw herself directly into the toilet and threw up, and after vomiting, she washed it again.
"Mom!"
At this time, the woman heard the girl's voice, which seemed to be coming from the bedroom.