"The third article of the Taming Sutra: Satisfy the vanity of the master and be a good baby with a score of 100 in the exam. ”

Sika bit the pen, wrote this sentence, and then closed the notebook to hide it.

Li Wanqi's family did not have the habit of staying up late, and they all slept at eleven o'clock at the latest.

Sika sat bored by the window and watched the night outside for a while, the stars were just right tonight, the moon was bright, or go out for a walk!

It's not good to stay at home all day and pick your phone.

The community where the Li family is located is an old-fashioned community, Li Yumin is a professor at Sunan University, the school welfare was good, and the house assigned to him was also very good, so he has been living.

Most of the people in the community are family members of faculty and staff, and Sika himself has sneaked out a few times, and the environment is very familiar.

The Li family lives on the third floor, the floor is not high, there are old drainage pipes outside the balcony, and there is an old banyan tree.

Every time he went out, Sika jumped directly from the balcony to the old banyan tree, and when he came back, he climbed up along the drainage pipe.

This time was no exception.

It twisted its ass and slammed it hard!

Shout!

Whoop -

The branches and leaves of the old banyan tree shook for a while, and then a big white cat that was so white that it reflected in the night jumped down from under the tree and landed steadily.

Sika was a little proud, and after +1 in the strength and agility attributes, he felt that his skills were much better.

Let's go for a walk-

Half an hour later, a dog barked in the community, first a dog began to bark, and finally a group of dogs barked together.

These stupid big men didn't know what they were calling, but when they heard their companions barking, they barked too.

Swish!

A white light flashed like lightning, and after a while, two big black dogs also galloped over, chasing after them.

Sika was bitter in his heart! It just teased the two big stupid blacks raised by the doorman from a distance, but he didn't expect them to break free and chase after them.

It's good that I ran fast, otherwise it would have been miserable.

Sika divided five by two, climbed directly along the drainage pipe to the balcony of the Li family on the third floor, and then breathed a sigh of relief, squatted on the balcony and watched the two stupid dogs barking at the bottom, until the doorman came to beat the dog and took it away.

"Let's pick your phone, the outside world is too dangerous. ”

After Sika walked around, he felt that staying at home was the truth.

It jumped on the bathroom sink, turned on the faucet and washed the jio, then shook the water off its hair.

Li Wanqi's family are all people who sleep very deeply, and the barking of the dog in the community did not wake them up, and after coming out of the bathroom, Sika quietly slipped into Li Wanqi's room.

The cat's footpad is really a good thing, even if Sika doesn't deliberately walk gently, it won't make any sound.

The small meat pad on the key jio, but it is a sharp weapon to capture the cat slave, Li Wanqi especially likes to pinch the meat pad on its jio.

It jumped on the bedside table and expertly entered the phone's password to unlock it.

There is still 99 percent of the electricity left, and Sika is still very kind, and every time he runs out of his mobile phone, he will leave 60 percent for Li Wanqi.

In this world, Sika has no friends to chat with, and the most played is Tieba, after all, no one knows anyone, and there is no need to scruple to speak.

Swiping and swiping, it saw a post.

"The sweet words of the past, what the sea is dry and rotten, are all lies!"

No one responded to the post, and Sika typed, "What, it's hurt?"

Soon, the landlord replied: "Men are all big pigs' trotters!"

Sika gave her a few expressions back: "[funny] [funny] [funny]"

Perhaps it was because he found someone to confide in, and the landlord continued to reply to Sika: "I want to be him always remember me, and I want to be his lifelong regret!"

Sika: "Is the landlord going to jump off the building live?"

Landlord: "Yes, you don't have to persuade me, I've already decided." ”

Sika hurriedly clicked on the landlord's information and looked at it, judging from her avatar and secondary school signature, it was at most a teenage girl.

Sika: "But he may not be able to remember you when he jumps off the building! [Funny]"

Landlord: "I don't want to be on the ground." ”

Sika: "You're not like I can adjust your position in the air, and you're going to have incontinence in mid-air, which is very ugly!"

After a long time, the landlord did not reply, and when Sika refreshed it again, the post had already been deleted.

Alas, stupid maiden.

Sika came to the cat bar and made a post.

"Hello everyone, I'm a cat, whenever the owner sleeps, I can play with her phone. ”

1st Floor: [Funny]

2nd Floor: [Funny]

3rd Floor: [Funny]

......

Sika said angrily, "Don't you believe it!"

So Sika uploaded a selfie of herself.

Soon there was a new reply.

Ninth floor: "Landlord, your cat is really good! Is it an ordinary big white cat?"

10th floor: "I just swiped a [funny] that looks like your cat on Douyin"

Eleventh floor: "Is it in the same city?"

Sika had a black line on his face and replied to the eleventh floor: "Not worthy, get out, and ask to kill you again." [Anger]"

......

A new day began in Wang Huisu's loud voice.

Not long after Wang Huisu's early morning bomb passed, Li Wanqi's shouting voice was heard again.

"Damn!

Sika: "Meow?"

Wang Huisu: "What's the nerve, hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face for breakfast!"

Li Wanqi rushed out with her mobile phone and pulled Sika out of the cat's nest, and the mobile phone was about to hit Sika's face.

"Sika, look! look!"

Sika reluctantly pulled away some distance, and only then did he see clearly that Li Wanqi showed it the video of the seaweed dance last night, and in just one night, there were more than a million likes!

"Like a seaweed seaweed......"

The brainwashing soundtrack shook Sika's eyes in a trance, and in the video, he danced the seaweed helplessly, and his eyes were full of unwillingness to succumb to the dark forces......

Shame, don't look.

Sika doesn't want to watch this video, but everyone does!

The number of retweets has also reached more than 200,000, and this video has become popular, and in a day or two, the likes will exceed at least two million.

The comment area is even more joyful.

@yhui: Big White Cat: I don't want to lose face!

@草莓味土豆: Laugh out of the pig's cry.

@六六君: Oh my God!

@紫嫣呀: Hahaha! I saw someone sharing it on Weibo last night, so I downloaded Douyin and came to see it.

Numerous users: same!+10086!

@少女果酱: Team up to steal cats!

@小k: Big White Cat: I've given too much for this home...

......

Li Wanqi took back her phone, picked up Sika and took a sip at its brain.

"Dear Sika, you're amazing!"

Later, Li Wanqi showed this Douyin to Wang Huisu and Li Yumin, and the two in-laws were also happy after reading it.

Sika: "......"

It's really super depressing now! The cold image that was rarely erected is now all shattered to slag.

At this moment, the voice of the system sounded in Sika's head, and then a large screen appeared in front of him.

"Ding!Current Main Quest Completion Progress: 80%"

"Harvest from Li Wanqi's favor value +15!"

"+5 Favor from Wang Hye Su"

"+5 Favor from Lee Yumin"

"Favor from Huang Na +0.5"

"Favor from Liu Lu +0.5"

......

A large list of at least tens of thousands of people who have contributed favor points scrolled in front of Sika's eyes.

What?

Wait a minute!

I'm not mistaken! Strangers who haven't met can also contribute pet points to this cat?!

After sitting in a daze for a while, the depression in Sika's heart was swept away.

Now I got rich......