Chapter 563: A joke that is popular all over the Internet

Lu Ping proposed that Tianbao Martial Arts School must be renamed.

This request made Wan Baolu very unhappy, after all, Tianbao Martial Arts School was like a child born and raised by her, from scratch, from weak to strong. Therefore, when she heard that Lu Ping was going to change the name of the martial arts school, it was like changing the name of her own child, and it was difficult to accept.

"I'm afraid of this...... I can't say yes. Montbla replied dryly.

Lu Ping emphasized: "Anyone can see that Tianbao Martial Arts School took a word from Qin Haotian and your names respectively, and now Qin Haotian is like a rat crossing the street, and everyone shouts and beats him, and this name can no longer bring popularity to the school." On the contrary, it can only lead to suspicion and doubt. If you want it to come back to life, you have to change its name. Otherwise, it won't survive. ”

Nalan nodded thoughtfully when she heard Xue: "Uncle Shi, I think what Lu Ping said makes sense." ”

After thinking about it for a while, Wan Baolu gritted her teeth and said, "When life and death are at stake, do I have any other choice? I just hope that it will not be destroyed in my hands." Okay, do what you say. And what are you going to call it?"

Lu Ping said: "I'll tell you when I'm ready." ”

Marbel said: "That's good. ”

Next.

Qin Haotian was discharged from the hospital.

Marbellot and Nalan listened to the snow and went to accompany them.

Qin Haotian, a generation of famous teachers, has experienced the tragic scene of the wall falling down and everyone pushing him, in the past few days when he was hospitalized, none of his senior brothers, even the apprentices who had been caring for him before, came to visit and ask for his feelings.

Only Senior Sister Wan and Nalan Tu'er.

In the car.

"Senior Sister Wan, Senior Brother ...... this time This time it's completely planted. I can't get up, I can't get up anymore. Qin Haotian's tears kept rolling in his eyes, and his emotions fell to the extreme.

Wan Baolu comforted: "Senior brother, why do you care about the success or failure and gains and losses at this time?"

Qin Haotian said: "Xiaoxue, can you imagine? Senior Sister Wan, can you imagine? He is a nameless little miscellaneous in society, and he can actually have the force that covers the world, I ...... I couldn't even catch a punch from him. ”

Nalan listened to Xue and said: "Master, don't worry about this, how many people in this world can produce a person like him......?" Actually, I think Lu Pingren is still good, and I have learned a little, but Master, you don't take others seriously, and you want to ...... again and again."

Wan Baolu coughed lightly: "Xiaoxue, what are you talking nonsense?"

Qin Haotian sighed fiercely: "Xiaoxue is right. Over the years, I have achieved some thin names at home and even internationally, so my vanity has begun to swell. In my eyes Qin Haotian, who have I ever put in my eyes? It is precisely because of this expansion of mine that I am now ruined and have become a dog in the water. ”

Nalan listened to Xue and said, "Master is actually right to think like this. Actually, to be offensive, I did think you weren't humble enough. ”

Wan Baolu felt nervous. Yes, before that, Mo said that it was an apprentice like Nalan Tingxue, even if it was between senior brothers, who would dare to criticize Senior Brother Qin in such a tone?

No one dared.

Qin Haotian said thoughtfully: "After I go back, I plan to retreat for three years. Even if the sky falls, don't bother me. In the past three years, I want to make a reflection and summary of my life and martial arts career. ”

Nalan heard Xue exclaim, "Three years?"

Qin Haotian said: "Compared to this vast universe, what is three years? ”

But actually.

Can Qin Hao be innocent and retreat with peace of mind?

The answer, of course, is no.

Within a day of being discharged from the hospital, Qin Haotian's home was crowded with visitors.

Moreover, all kinds of challenge books and martial arts competitions will be stuffed into Qin Haotian's home, mailbox, and even private messages on various forums and accounts.

on several large video sites.

There are also hundreds of martial arts enthusiasts and even Sanda kings, who recorded videos to openly challenge Qin Haotian.

It can be described as a monstrous scolding.

"Master Qin! I am a sanda enthusiast at Yongzhou Taisen Boxing Club, and I just watched a video of you being beaten a few days ago, and I jumped three feet high with joy. Dare to ask, why is your face so thick? Isn't it all bragging that no one can break your volley, this one can't get in, that one can't get in, how can you be knocked out by an anonymous person in three seconds? Is your face still hurting, now? If it doesn't hurt, I'm willing to follow in the footsteps of that anti-counterfeiting hero and solemnly challenge you! Just ask Master Qin if you dare to take it? I'll try to KO you in one second!"

"Qin Haotian, do you remember me? I am Chen Qifeng, the champion of the Yongzhou 'Haotian Cup' Sanda Competition last year, please forgive me for not daring to call you Master Qin, Teacher Qin. I've summed it up, you don't have any real talent, and what you're best at is self-hype. I don't know what kind of way you used, you can actually use your name to give the Sanda Tournament a name, and also the 'Haotian Cup', I bah! I won the championship, and it turned out that it was you Qin Haotian who became famous, do you say that you are angry or not? What is even more infuriating is that when I won the championship and came to the stage to accept the award, you also asked me to cooperate with you to demonstrate your 'volley path', the question is whether I dare to cooperate or not? Do I dare to really fight? You are really good at managing yourself, let others win the championship, and you will ridicule the championship again, and you are the one who is famous. Hmph, now I finally stumbled, right? The wall fell down and everyone pushed it, right? Today, I, Chen Qifeng, am just a spokesperson for myself, and I want to challenge you! That martial arts enthusiast used three punches to knock you into the hospital, and I, Chen Qifeng, only used one punch! Qin Haotian, do you dare to take the move? If you don't dare to take it, you will be a turtle with a shrunken head!!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am Zhou Dezhong, the first-generation disciple of the famous martial arts performance artist Qin Haotian, and I recently saw videos and comments on the Internet scolding my master, and as his former disciple, I feel unprecedented shame. At the beginning, I worshipped Qin Haotian as a teacher, and I felt that I couldn't learn anything, so I closed as soon as possible. Now it seems that I was right. Now I know that Qin Haotian's disciples are not used to learn martial arts at all, but to cooperate with him in acting. You see Qin Haotian is so nervous, as soon as he appears, he will demonstrate what kind of 'interception Dao' he has, intercept this and that, but he doesn't know that all the people who were intercepted by him were his disciples, and Tuo. Here, I also have the courage to say to my former master, do you dare to fight with your former disciple? Look at my fist, can you catch your shoehorn face? Remember me Zhou Dezhong? Come on, come and fight me, see if you can win against your most disdainful apprentice......

"Hello everyone, I am actor and singer Fu Xin'er, and I would like to solemnly declare that I will sever the master-apprentice relationship with Qin Haotian. At that time, because I wanted to shoot a scene, I held a pious heart, and worshipped Qin Haotian as a teacher under the recommendation of others, and he did teach me some fancy moves. But during this time, I reflected on it, Qin Haotian's character is indeed too bad, I still remember that when I worshipped him as a teacher, he also forcibly asked for a bribe from me, which was a true handiwork of Zhang Daqian...... It hurts to think about it. In fact, I am not the only victim in our circle, there are more than a dozen martial arts stars, all of whom have been bribed by Qin Haotian, and the cumulative value is estimated to be hundreds of millions...... As an artist, I feel that I have the responsibility to warn everyone, keep your eyes open, stay away from deception, and I will continue to break some news about Qin Haotian in the future, I hope you will pay more attention to me, and I will update it in the video as soon as possible. ”

"How do you know if it's windy and rainy? Today, let's take a look at the weather forecast in the Yongzhou martial arts world. Qin Haotian, a highly respected master in Yongzhou City and even in Dongshan Province, has been pushed to the forefront of public opinion by a competition in the past few days. Ouch, if you want to talk about Master Qin, if we look at what he has done in the past ten years, I can use two idioms to conceptualize, one is that the wind is loud and the rain is small, and the is blowing louder than anyone else. It was the head of the special forces of which country again, and the head of state of which country was encountered. I'm bragging, bragging and not paying taxes, you can brag about it; the second is that the hype is bigger than that of celebrities, but it's a pity that the hype is suddenly fried one day. Our Master Qin, with his big face as thick as a city wall, forcibly took the martial arts enthusiast's three punches. Is he admitted to the hospital? Wrong! We, Master Qin, have contributed to the country's medical care......."

“......”

The sound of the crusade.

Challenging sounds.

Wave after wave.

There are even a lot of jokes about 'Hao Celestial Body' circulating on the Internet.

They are all imitations of the opening sentence that Qin Haotian often said when he demonstrated the 'Volley Dao': "If I stand here and stretch out a hand casually, you won't be able to hit it!

Here are a few versions of the 'Hao Celestial Body'.

One: A random joke posted by a netizen when he went to the toilet.

"I'll just squat in the pit and stretch out a hand, and you won't get in. ”

"Plug!"

"Lock!"

"See, you're peeing your pants, aren't you?"

Two: A joke sent by a mother when she was breastfeeding her child.

"I'll just lie here, just hold out a hand, and you won't be able to eat. ”

"Cover!"

"Press!"

"Did you see it, you were crying, right?"

Three: A joke posted by a bride on the night of her wedding.

"I'll just lie here, just stretch out a hand, and you won't be able to attack it. ”

"Cover!"

"Kick!"

"Did you see it, did you fall?"

Four: (omitted).

In short, there are too many similar paragraphs.

Its popularity and popularity are far inferior to the word 'duang' used by Jackie Chan when he was the spokesperson of shampoo, and even has a fight with the joke of "which excavator technology is stronger".

Time.

Hao celestial bodies are all over the Internet.

But as the founder of Haotian Body, Qin Haotian was miserable.

In the next few days, there was an endless stream of door-to-door challengers.

At first, Qin Haotian ignored it.

But under the pressure of netizens and colleagues in the martial arts world, he finally began to accept the challenge of several sanda kings and sanda enthusiasts one after another.

Oddly enough.

It's almost a flash sale every time.

Of course, it was Qin Haotian's second kill.

Those defeated Sanda Kings even felt strange why Qin Haotian was killed by an ordinary martial arts enthusiast in three punches last time. And he challenged Qin Haotian, but he lost in seconds?

They just can't figure it out.

These Sanda kings, who have returned from fiasco, gathered together for discussion and research.

In the end, two surprising conclusions were drawn:

One: Qin Haotian is not in vain;

Two: The martial arts enthusiast who killed Qin Haotian with three punches is not a human, but a god.

Time.

The name Lu Ping.

It has become a well-known legend in Yongzhou.

......

But how could Lu Ping care about these false names?

Next, Lu Ping renamed Tianbao Martial Arts School 'Dragon Soul Martial Arts School', which was intended to practice martial arts without forgetting its roots and focusing on the shaping of the soul. Of course, the reason why he chose this name can't but have something to do with his Dragon Soul group and Dragon Soul team.

Maybe in the future, in this martial arts school, a few excellent dragon soul warriors can be cultivated.

That would not be in vain for his well-intentioned naming.

Montbla endorses the new name.

Nalan Tingxue, Tao Ran and others also felt that this name was more in line with the positioning of the martial arts school, which made people feel extraordinary when they heard it. Domineering.

After many colleagues in the martial arts industry and the media heard that this Dragon Soul Martial Arts School was named by the legendary guy who defeated Qin Haotian, they all competed to support and report, and many well-known sanda kings came to apply for coaches, including Tan Yongbo, the international sanda king who had just won an international award. Moreover, most of the students who had already planned to drop out of school also chose to stay in school. At the same time, the school has recruited a large number of martial arts seedlings across the country.

As soon as the Dragon Soul Martial School opened, it already had the momentum of having to expand.

On the other hand, the development momentum of Aolong Property is also good.

Ouyang Aolan acquired Lianzhong Supermarket in accordance with Lu Ping's deployment, and then transferred Qiao Xin, the general manager who politely rejected Lu Ping's recruitment at the dinner, to work at the headquarters of Aolong Property.

Qiao Xin was at a loss for several days.

But he still resigned himself to his fate.

Because she thinks that her new boss is not bad.

At present, the headquarters of Aolong Property is a whole floor of office buildings rented in the CBD.

Lu Ping planned to let Ouyang Aolan buy another piece of land and build his own headquarters, so that he could save a lot of rent.

Auto Trade City.

Second floor.

Office of the President.

Gong Mengran looked at Lu Ping with a radiant look and said, "Just now, Hou Shijie has already sent the money for the first batch of the Thousand Cars Plan, this money is too timely, and it will speed up the progress of our second phase." ”

Lu Ping smiled: "So no matter what you usually do, you must listen to my advice." ”

"Next...... I'd like to take some time out to help you. Gong Mengran reached out thoughtfully and stroked her hair, and looked at Lu Ping with a special look.

Lu Ping exclaimed: "Miss, what do you want to help me? Could it be that you want to help me find a daughter-in-law? Don't mind, I Lu Ping don't worry about this." ”

"Have you forgotten what you told me before?" Gong Mengran asked rhetorically.

Lu Ping said: "What did I tell you?