Seeing the little turtle's humane behavior, Sun Feng was speechless for a while.

Could it be that this thing was a human in his previous life, and when he was reincarnated, he accidentally threw a turtle egg, hatched it, and became what it is now?

"Turtle turtle, be polite to people, it's not right to scold people;

When others speak, listen carefully, not carelessly, let alone vomit;

This is a very disrespectful sign;

Even if you're a little turtle, you have to be a good turtle who is civilized and polite, you know?"

Sun Feng began his Dundun teachings.

"Respect is earned by oneself, not by others.

A person like you, who attacks others with his balls as soon as they first meet, is not respected;

Especially has extreme narcissistic tendencies, and it will not make people feel good, even the vestiges of my remaining good feelings for you have been completely wiped out by your unashamed words!

Hey, to be a man, you must be self-aware;

In this area, you can't even compare to a little turtle, what a failure to be a human being!"

The little turtle is actually a sharp-toothed turtle turtle, and his ability to taunt is unparalleled.

"I'll go, you nasty person who doesn't know what to do.

At first, I helped you turn over, I didn't know how to thank you at all, and I was sarcastic!"

"Why didn't I thank you, didn't I crawl to your feet, quietly guarding you, wanting to promise you and serve you, but you didn't wait for me to confess, you kicked me with your feet, and you didn't appreciate it at all.

Don't you know that people love clean little turtles the most, your feet stink, don't you know, huh!"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I apologize, okay.

Great turtle master, you have a large number of turtles, your prime minister can take a boat in his belly, don't give me general knowledge!"

"Hey, hey, uh-huh, that's a good thing to sound like.

Okay, this turtle master will reluctantly forgive you for your previous rudeness, just like you said, my prime minister has a good boat in his belly, and there are a lot of big turtles, don't care about these trivial things, quack!"

"Uh-huh, yes, in order to further express my apologies, I decided to invite you to drink and invite you to eat meat, how about it?"

Sun Feng's eyes kept rolling and said earnestly.

Shennong Ding and the Monument of Longevity told Sun Feng very seriously that they must do everything possible to get this little turtle and strive to sign a contract with him, even if they can't sign a blood contract between master and servant, a normal contract of equality, they can also sign it.

Once signed, the Super Meat Shield Turtle can become Sun Feng's strongest protective barrier;

Even if Sun Feng has the fossil egg, a super invincible meat shield and thug, Sun Feng doesn't need a super meat shield turtle, he can still give this very rebellious turtle to the people around him.

For example, Sun Feng's son Sun Changsheng is so awesome that he is jealous of God.

Although this guy has the super thug protection of the Chaos Black Dragon, wouldn't it be safer if he had the invincible defense artifact of the Super Meat Shield Turtle.

In the future, he will go south and north, and he is destined to be invincible!

Sun Feng felt that the proposal of Shennong Ding and the Immortal Life Monument was very good, all for his son who was envied, jealous and hated by God.

So Sun Feng was immediately amiable, pleasant, and apologized in a low voice.

Invite the little turtle to drink wine and eat meat!

Word.

Sun Feng did not hesitate to take out a box of Moutai from the space of Shennong Ding, and at the same time moved out a box of Wuliangye.

They are all fine wines made from highly pure grains.

I opened the two bottles directly, handed the little turtle a bottle very refreshingly, and said:

"Brother Turtle Turtle, don't say anything, everything is in the wine, dry this bottle of wine, from now on we are brothers who don't know each other, how about it?"

Smelling bursts of rich and fragrant wine, the little turtle squinted his little eyes, looking very enjoyable, and then raised his head, his mouth to the mouth of the bottle, and inhaled hard, only to see a clear liquid flying out of the mouth of the bottle, drawing a beautiful parabola, and spilling continuously towards the little turtle's mouth.

I'll go, this turtle, it's just a sperm.

The way of drinking is so earth-shattering, unique, ingenious, and unique!

A bottle of Wuliangye, in Sun Feng's surprise, was killed by the little turtle in an instant.

"This kind of liquid called wine is strong enough, cold enough, domineering enough, after drinking, I have an endless aftertaste, and my blood is boiling, I like it!

I said, big brother, what is this wine made of?"

The little turtle enjoyed the feeling of drinking just now, this feeling, in his long turtle life, actually never experienced, today drink, suddenly feel that the whole turtle life has no regrets.

"Wine is the essence of grain, with the unique brewing technology of human beings, and at the same time cellared for decades, it is so mellow and long-lasting rich fragrance, clear and domineering taste, and endless aftertaste!

When I saw Brother Turtle's drinking posture just now, I was shocked by the fairy turtle, and I really admired it!"

Sun Feng's kung fu was really good, and in just a few words, he made the little turtle flutter.

"Quack, I have won awards, but I have wine and no meat, it's a pity!"

"Brother Turtle, wait a minute, watch me give you a barbecue on the spot!"

After Sun Feng finished speaking, he immediately took out a few fat hares, pheasants, etc. from the Shennong Ding space, and lived on the spot and barbecued.

All kinds of seasonings, all available!

After a while, the aroma of barbecue came out, and the little turtle on the side, looking at it with blank eyes, urged Sun Feng to hurry up.

The fragrance alone already made the little turtle salivate, let alone eat, he had never seen such food before.

Sun Feng peeled off all the meat from the leg of a roasted hare with a knife, put it in a clean leaf, and put it in front of the little turtle, and said:

"Brother Turtle, come to me for my craftsmanship!"

Where is the little turtle still half reserved, and directly devours it and feasts on it.

Eating meat and drinking at the same time, it's very fast!

After a while, a box of six bottles of Wuliangye and Moutai, a total of twelve bottles of high-grade liquor, was actually drunk by the little turtle himself.

Sun Feng roasted ten hares, ten pheasants, and a lot of fish, all of which were eaten by the little turtles.

It can really be said that he is full of wine and food, but the little turtle is already drunk and hazy, top-heavy, I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace!

"Brother Turtle, since you have eaten and drunk enough, and it is getting late now, I have to go down the mountain and go home.

You should also go home early to rest, the mountains are high and the rivers are long, and you will see you in the future!"

Sun Feng adopted a strategy to capture the old man and first probe the attitude of the little turtle.

Sure enough, as soon as the little turtle heard that Sun Feng was leaving, he said that the mountains are high and the waters are long, and he will see you again in the future, so it is obvious that he will not easily go up the mountain in the future.

But his wine is delicious, his roasted meat is delicious, and I want to drink and eat meat every day, so what can I do?

Besides, when I appeared in front of him today, there should be something very important, so I should ask him for help, what is it?

The drunken little turtle was very sad to find that he had forgotten what he was looking for Sun Feng.

But he knew one thing, that is, he couldn't let Sun Feng leave him.

Or follow Sun Feng all the time, because Sun Feng is very important to it!

"Sun Feng, Master Turtle, I met you today, I am very happy and comfortable, and I am very reluctant to part with you.

Why don't we bow down, I'll be my brother, you will be my brother, if you have trouble finding your brother in the future, brother, I'll help you settle it!"

The little turtle looked loyal and courageous, and the appearance of sticking a knife in his brother's ribs really made Sun Feng feel funny and funny.

"Turtle turtle, it's okay to bow down, but after the worship, we still have to separate, you say, right?"

"But Master Turtle, I don't want to be separated from you, Master Turtle, I want to be with you every day, drink wine, eat barbecue, hehe!"

"If you follow me, that's fine. But follow me, you have to be my little brother, and I promise to have enough meat for a long time!"

"What you said is true, as long as you are your little brother, you can drink wine and eat meat every day?

When the little turtle heard Sun Feng's proposal, he felt that he didn't seem to suffer a loss, so wouldn't he just be a little brother?

But compared with the temptation of good wine and good meat, being a little brother is not a matter at all!

"Don't you regret it, I drink and eat a lot!"

The little turtle emphasized.

"This is a matter of integrity, and it is completely dependent on consciously abiding by it.

If one day I can't provide enough wine and meat, you will leave me, and you will not suffer anyway!"

"That's not going to work, you have to drink enough, and I won't leave you.

I think we'd better sign a contract, otherwise I won't worry about Master Turtle?"

"Sign a contract, what contract?"

"The condition of the contract of equality is that you must provide me with good wine and meat every day!

This condition should also be put in the contract, hehe!"

"I don't do it, I don't do it, I feel like I'm at a loss. I am determined not to sign any broken contracts. ”

Sun Feng refused loudly, but in fact, his heart was crooked, sign it, sign it quickly, brother, I can't wait for you to sign it......

"If you don't do it, you have to do it, Master Turtle, I speak, I have always been a man of his word, and it is difficult to chase a horse after a word!"

After the little turtle finished speaking, he suddenly rushed to Sun Feng's feet with lightning speed, bit Sun Feng's exposed ankle, sucked a mouthful of Sun Feng's blood, and then a yellow halo appeared on the little turtle's forehead.

The earthy yellow halo condensed into a small point of light, and quickly flew to Sun Feng's ankle that had been bitten just now, and disappeared into it.

"Haha, boss, the equal contract is complete, in this life, my brother's good wine and good meat depend on you, quack quack!"

The little turtle felt that he had taken advantage of it.