How can Lu Ping not see the tricks of traitors?

When Hou Shizhuo went to the bathroom just now, he also went to the toilet.

Isn't it just drinking, I'll be accompanied by Lu Ping.

Glow-in-the-dark glass of wine;

If you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately.

Drunk and lying on the battlefield, Jun Mo smiled;

How many people have returned to the ancient war?

Ages.

Those soldiers who often fight on the battlefield.

How many people don't drink?

As a result, at this dinner table, there are two completely different drinking states.

Hou Shijie and Gong Mengran tasted red wine lightly, gentle and elegant.

Erhei, Liu Yingdong and Lu Ping drank liquor against each other, bold and unrestrained.

It's nothing more than a show.

Erhei took the lead in taking a drink: "Brother Lu Ping, I didn't expect you to be as refreshing as me, and you have a real temperament when you drink." Although my second black is long, I like to make friends, and I have made you a friend. ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Lu Pinglai also drank a glass without refusing: "Although you are darker than Da Hei, you are slightly more handsome than him." Especially if you are darker and more radiant, and your skin looks more elastic than his. He's carbon black, you're ivory black. ”

Erhei touched a glass with Lu Ping again: "That's because I know how to maintain it better than Dahei, I use facial cleanser for washing my face and shower gel for bathing, Dahei never uses it." That's why it's the current skin gap. Alas, there's no big black these days, and I really miss him a little. What the hell did you say this guy was doing, I can't get in touch at all. ”

Lu Ping smiled: "Didn't I tell you last time, Da Hei went to write." ”

Erhei shook his head again and again: "It's impossible, he struggles to read it." ”

Lu Ping patted Erhei on the shoulder: "It seems that you still don't know him, although Da Hei is a rough man, he has a great literary dream hidden in his heart." But he hides it so deep that ordinary people can't see it. ”

Erhei exclaimed: "It makes sense, it makes sense! I understand brother, the more a person lacks something, the more he yearns for something, right? Just like when I was a child, I was looking for someone to tell a hexagram, and the diviner said that I lacked water in the five elements, so I like to drink water." ”

Lu Ping said: "Clever! Da Hei probably means this." ”

Erhei clinked glasses with Lu Ping again: "It's not right, even if it's Dahei to write, why don't you say hello?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "People are afraid that you and Hou Gongzi will laugh at him." ”

Erhei nodded suddenly in realization: "It makes sense, it makes sense." Come brother, let's go!"

Within a few minutes, the two of them had already eaten three glasses of liquor.

It's a two-tael glass.

If it were an ordinary person, they would either have gone to the bathroom and vomited, or they would have started to run the train with their mouths full of nonsense.

Hou Shijie quietly gave Erhei a thumbs up and expressed satisfaction with his performance.

But Liu Yingdong on the side was a little anxious, how could he watch all the credit being snatched away by Erhei?

can't be looked down upon by Hou Gongzi.

"Brother, I also toast you. Liu Yingdong finally found a gap, inserted a lever, and said: "Last time you and Miss Gong came to Gaiding, my brother and I have been accompanying Miss Gong to talk about business while I am on business, and I have neglected you, brother." This glass of wine can be regarded as an atonement, and in the future, we will be officially acquainted, and we will often contact and get together. I'll do it first for respect. ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Lu Ping also accompanied him to finish the wine in the cup, and then said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Mr. Liu is also a cheerful person, come, brother will pour it for you, and tell you a secret, our eldest lady went to your place last time, and was jumped into her shoes by the stones in your yard, and her feet were red." Pathetic, right?"

"Is there such a thing?" Liu Yingdong was secretly happy in his heart, it seemed that this guy had begun to get drunk, so he began to add oil and vinegar: "The first thing I did when I went back was to shovel the gravel road in the yard and replace it with asphalt." Dare to slap Miss Gong's feet, you must be punished! Come brother, I will continue to make amends!"

"Mr. Liu's brain, just a little bit, drink!" Lu Ping accompanied.

Three cups on the left and three cups on the right.

Lu Ping was already in his stomach with six glasses of liquor.

Erhei snatched the right to speak again: "Brother, don't just accompany Mr. Liu to drink, he is the general manager in power, and I am also in a big fist." Erhei clenched his fists and smiled.

Lu Ping nodded: "Erhei, you're right, you can't favor one over the other." Come, let's go!"

Erhei raised his wine glass heroically: "I you at will!"

Hou Shijie was very happy when he saw this scene.

According to this progress, the plan of Separating Gong Mengran and her driver can be implemented in a moment.

He felt that he should take advantage of the situation to add another fire, a big fire.

Drinkers, sexual disorders also.

If Lu Ping committed this incident in the wine room, Gong Mengran would definitely break with him completely.

In this way, there are two opportunities, one is to clean up Lu Ping unscrupulously, and the other is to take the opportunity to work Gong Mengran's new driver candidates.

Once Gong Mengran's new driver is replaced by his own person, the conditions for soaking her will be even more unique.

This is the plan to kill two birds with one stone on the spotlight today.

Hou Shijie was planning in his heart, and dialed a call with his mobile phone: "Secretary Chen, you hurry up and get the Mercedes-Benz procurement plan strategic cooperation book now, the sooner the better, and I will send you the location in a while." ”

Actually, he didn't just send the location.

There are also some suggestive instructions.

For example: wear less, show more, be enthusiastic and unrestrained, and so on.

"Miss Gong, you see, we are full of sincerity from top to top, and they get along very well from bottom to bottom!" Hou Shijie smiled and touched the goblet with Gong Mengran.

The scene in front of her really surprised Gong Mengran.

Do you dare to love our Lu driver so popular? Er Hei and Liu Yingdong on the left and on the right all rushed to toast Lu Ping, and the atmosphere looked peaceful and warm.

"Lu Ping, drink less!" Gong Mengran kindly reminded.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "Miss, I'm fine, I claim to be not drunk with a thousand cups, haven't you heard of it?"

Gong Mengran smiled bitterly: "I brought you here to let you drive, and you can't finish drinking." Maybe it's called a substitute driver for a while. But you have to do what you can and don't get alcohol poisoning. ”

Lu Ping made an OK gesture: "Yes, yes, yes, it's called a substitute driver!"

Hou Shijie listened to it on the side, and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" He couldn't help but be happy in his heart: "Do you really think that Erhei and Liu Yingdong are really friends with you?

In the blink of an eye, a box of six bottles of Moutai was all drunk.

The three of them were all drunk, and they were drunk in the wine.

Lu Ping burped and poured the glass downward: "There is no wine so soon?

Gong Mengran took the opportunity to persuade: "Okay, let's stop here, let the waiter serve a few servings of sour plum soup to wake up." ”

"I finally drank too much, why do you have to wake up? Waste, waste!" Lu Ping looked at Gong Mengran with his tongue wide and said with a grin: "Miss, I didn't say you, you don't understand wine." There are clouds in ancient poems, everyone is drunk if they are not drunk, they must be happy in life, they are drunk and look at the sword, and they dream of blowing the horn and the camp...... I, Lu Ping, wield a sword to raise the army to fight the world, and a glass of turbid wine will determine the world!"

Hou Shijie clapped his hands and praised: "Good poetry, good poetry! Miss Gong, your driver is so literate!"

Liu Yingdong pointed at Lu Ping with drunken eyes: "Drink big...... Drunk big, he ...... Brother Lu drank too much......"

Hou Shijie glared at him: "Which eye do you see that people are drinking too much? You are drinking too much! Li Baidou has a hundred poems about wine, and people have just found the feeling, I think his last sentence, 'Wielding a knife to raise the army to fight the world, a glass of turbid wine will determine the world!' This poem is well written, the atmosphere is heroic, and the demeanor of a general! This poem ...... Whose phrase is it?"

Gong Mengran pursed her lips: "I haven't heard of it either, I'm afraid it was invented by our Lu driver himself, right?"

Lu Ping exclaimed: "Eldest Lady has good eyesight! This poem was written on a whim at the celebration banquet when I destroyed tens of thousands of enemy troops, and was inspired after drinking.

Just say it, they won't believe it anyway.

"It's just rhyming and majestic!" Hou Shijie couldn't help but applaud: "Erhei, go to my trunk and move another case of beer, see that you are not finished yet, right?"

Erhei responded with a red face: "Okay! I have to drink, I haven't drunk it yet!"

Lu Ping also followed: "After drinking liquor and beer, this program must have......!

Gong Mengran was worried that Lu Ping would not be able to control the overdose, so he simply stood up and said, "Hou Gongzi, I think it's like this, they have all drunk a lot, and their bodies will definitely not be able to stand it if they drink it again." That's all for today, thank you for ......"

Hou Shijie waved his hand: "Don't worry, Miss Mengran, my secretary will send the cooperation letter over in a while, you have to look at it, see the sincerity of my Hou Shijie, and look at the sincerity of our hot spring town." ”

With an order plan for 1,000 cars, this cake is indeed huge.

Gong Mengran thought about it and sat down.

In business, this cooperation book is worth the wait.

A case of imported bottled beer was quickly brought up.

Lu Ping turned his head to take a look, thinking that this Hou Shijie really took great pains to get himself drunk.

This is an inferior beer produced by the English brewer BrewDog, called 'Sink Bismarck', also known as 'Annihilation Bismarck', with an alcohol content of 41 degrees, which is higher than most liquors.

The price of each bottle is as high as more than 60 pounds, which is equivalent to 580 Chinese dollars.

This beer Lu Ping has drunk, the taste is docile but the stamina is strong.

Gong Mengran knew that the beer content was very low, so she didn't persuade Lu Ping to drink less.

But at this time, Liu Yingdong had already drunk quite well, he stood up slowly, picked his teeth with a toothpick, and said with great interest: "I'll guess a riddle for everyone to help you have fun, listen well." The mystery is, I'm on top, you're down, I'm hard, you're uncomfortable, and it's a gameover to get out of the water...... Hit a common pastime!"

This......

Gong Mengran's face suddenly turned red.

Erhei was still a little sober, and quietly pinched Liu Yingdong's ass as a reminder.

Hou Shijie saw that Lu Ping didn't mess up and his own people were in chaos first, and he was angry, so he picked up his chopsticks and threw them at Liu Yingdong: "Liu Yingdong, what are you talking nonsense? They are all civilized people, and there are beautiful women present, is it appropriate for you to talk about this meat joke here? Get out, get out!"

"I ...... I ......" Liu Yingdong's tongue can't be bent.

Hou Shijie was worried that he would still drink and talk nonsense, so he slapped the table and said, "You can get out first!"

Liu Yingdong blushed and walked away.

"I'm sorry Miss Mengran, Liu Yingdong lost his words after drinking, mainly because he was happy to drink today, don't blame it. Hou Shijie picked up the wine glass and was busy wiping Liu Yingdong's buttocks after stabbing the basket. Of course, this is also to wipe your ass.

Lu Ping suddenly smiled: "I think Mr. Liu didn't do anything wrong, didn't he just guess a riddle to help everyone, you can't guess and can't drive people away! ”

Hou Shijie couldn't help but secretly rejoice in his heart.

On the road, on the road, before his fatal move is on, he can't hold back?

Who doesn't talk nonsense when drunk? Who doesn't mess with sex when drunk?

Make a fool of yourself!

Hurry up and get out of the way!

Young Master Ben can't wait!

"I think you can guess it? Tell me what the riddle is! I can't guess this riddle anyway. Hou Shijie added fuel and vinegar and looked expectant.

Hmph, this riddle is too simple, but everyone is pretending to be confused, who dares to say it?

Too young to be inappropriate.

If you dare to say it and try it, the impression will be cleared immediately!

How will I use you in the future?

Erhei also felt that this wine was in place, and he really didn't disappoint Hou Gongzi.

Gong Mengran couldn't help frowning, what kind of mess is this?

Driver Lu, don't give me a foreign appearance.

Yes...... It's embarrassing.

"The mystery is ......" Lu Ping simply stood up and smiled.

Hou Shijie and Erhei gloated.

Only Gong Mengran couldn't sit still.

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