In front of the camera, a young man with shaggy hair is half-squatting on a chair, holding a bowl of instant noodles that have been soaked thicker than chopsticks.

"Fortunately, the master is smart, and it looks like there are a lot more noodles to soak. ”

"If you add another ham sausage, it will be cool, hehe!"

Raleigh ate a big bite of noodles, bit the plastic fork in his mouth, fiddled with the camera to adjust the angle, and prepared for tonight's live broadcast.

"Damn, I almost forgot to change my clothes!"

Just as he entered his live broadcast room and was about to start broadcasting, he slapped his head, stood up with his bare buttocks and hurriedly put on the crumpled robe next to him, and easily put the peach wood sword that he bought from the stall for 5 yuan in the corner behind his back.

"Well, this is in line with my identity as Master Luo. ”

Narcissistically admiring his unique look at the camera for a while, Raleigh grinned in satisfaction.

Raleigh actually looks beautiful with sword eyebrows, heroic spirit, and his figure is not inferior to the world's top male models, but at this time, he always looks like a thief.

Deliberately pretending to be ugly?!

Inexistent!

It was all cultivated by that cheap master since childhood, so that he has long been accustomed to a thousand faces of one person, and he will never show his true face until he has to.

The reason is very simple, just because his cheap master saw that his skills were to set up a stall to tell fortunes, measure words and look at appearances, and sell strong pills. Sometimes I can't afford to eat, and I don't mind going to the countryside to fool the old lady.

In short, it's just a mouth to go out, and everything depends on deception!

After the death of the cheap master, Raleigh had no partner, and it was difficult for him to support the great career left by the master, so he could only change careers and start live broadcasting.

He used to watch those Internet celebrities shaking milk on Douyin, and Lulugou had dozens of millions of fans, thinking that making money in the live broadcast was faster than picking it up, who would have thought that when he came in with great interest, he found that the ideal was too plump, and the reality was too skinny.

How many local tyrants are like dogs?

It's all a lie!

In the past few months, except for earning a few packs of cigarettes and a few buckets of instant noodles, Mao didn't earn a single one.

Later, Raleigh really had no tricks, so he simply broadcast the previous cheating experience with the old man, but inadvertently raised dozens of loyal fans, and if he was lucky, he could receive dozens of dollars a day.

At nine o'clock, Raleigh started broadcasting on time.

As soon as his face, which looked very obscene no matter how he looked, appeared, someone in the live broadcast room greeted him.

[The grenade is hidden in the crotch of the pants: Master, you instant noodles are awesome, you are almost catching up with the grenade hidden in my crotch, haha!

Raleigh pursed his lips speechlessly, took a big gulp of hunger ghost reincarnation, and said, "Add your sister, didn't you see that the master soaked one noodle into two thick sticks!"

[Single with strength: Or, how about you live broadcast a paper bowl of instant noodles, and I will brush a rocket for you?]

Rocket?!

Raleigh's eyes lit up suddenly, and a crooked instant noodle hung from the corner of his mouth and said excitedly: "Talk is counted!

No way, Raleigh is really poor and crazy, the rent is due tomorrow, and the whole body adds up to less than twenty yuan, the only thing before is the second-hand computer in front of him, and a copycat mobile phone that was given away last year.

If he can't make any more money, he can only go to sleep on the street!

[Single by strength: Master, what about the bottom line of the good and the good festival?]

"If you want Mao's discipline, you don't know my situation. ”

[Cute girl's big cock: Master Luo, aren't you boasting that you have followed your master since you were a child, and deceived most of the people in China, just go downstairs to deceive a few ignorant girls, not to mention eating instant noodles and ham, you can eat a bowl of beef noodles and pour a bowl!]

"You guys are enough, seeing that I am so pitiful, can't you give me two pieces to add an egg? Raleigh took a sip of the noodle soup and wiped it with his sleeve, pretending to be pitiful.

[Cute girl's big cock: Where is one egg enough, my sister will reward you with ten, and I will serve my sister well at night, hehe. 】

Barrage reminder: The cute girl big cock rewards you with 2 grilled fish, sprinkle flowers to celebrate!!

On the platform of Raleigh Live, one grilled fish is worth 5 yuan of soft sister coins, and 2 are just 10 yuan.

However, he is just an ordinary small anchor, and the sharing ratio with the platform is 4:6, which means that he can only get 4 yuan for the 10 yuan rewarded by the cute girl, which is just enough to buy two eggs.

"Atmosphere, I will accept these two eggs. ”

Raleigh said that he was angry, and there were already 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't open the pot, who would care about a few dollars.

[I bet that the cute girl must really have a big cock, hehe!]

[Master Luo, I see that you simply got it from her, you have eggs to eat every day, how beautiful that little day is!]

[Upstairs the truth.] 】

There are more and more people in the live broadcast room, and ID Raleigh knows him, so he can be regarded as a regular customer.

As soon as the rhythm deviated, someone brushed a few rice balls one after another, which was regarded as a prostitution for him.

Raleigh sometimes even wonders if these guys come to the live broadcast room on time every night to watch him live in order to find confidence and a sense of presence from him.

Reward 10 rice balls casually, and enjoy the feeling of being an uncle with two yuan, this account is not a loss.

Besides, every day, I can see with my own eyes that there is such a guy as Raleigh, who is dozens or hundreds of times worse than himself......

It smells so good!

Raleigh had long been accustomed to the teasing of this group of guys, so he simply buried his head and concentrated on dealing with the instant noodles in the bowl, letting them laugh at themselves for a while.

Well?!

When he took a big mouthful of instant noodles and stuffed it into his mouth again, he suddenly trembled, and his eyes were full of horror!

It's just a moment, and it seems like 10,000 years.

Smack!

The instant noodles in your mouth fell into the bowl and splashed a few drops of bland soup.

"I'm Nima ......"

Raleigh's eyes widened, and when he thought of the strangeness that had just happened in his mind, he couldn't find any other adjectives than "I'm Nima!" and "Damn!".

At that moment, a whole range of magical genius souls from the wizarding world crossed over to Earth and inadvertently broke into Raleigh's mind, and he was forced to kill the magical genius who had only the last trace of soul left due to overconsumption.

Not only that, but Raleigh also inherited all of his magical talents and memories by the way after killing the other party.

"it!" "it!" "it!"

After coming back to his senses, Raleigh could only use "" to express his excitement and excitement at this time!

After receiving all of the other party's memories and magical talents, Raleigh knew very well that he was now half a magic apprentice!

Although he is only half a magic apprentice, he is also a powerful existence with all his magical talents!