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Beginning in mid-October, movie theaters around the world will be filled with bursts of laughter that make you shudder just by hearing it.

"Joker" starring Yan Huang was officially released worldwide.

It's almost synchronous, and it's not too long. In particular, Zhongguo was released relatively early. Except for some violent scenes, basically nothing is cut.

This is simply a miracle of the introduction of foreign films in domestic film history.

Why? As Todd feared, the Joker in the United States is age-restricted. It's not because the shots inside are violent, but the main ideas and opinions of the reaction, as well as the atmosphere of the overall film, are oppressive, negative and even reactionary.

Then Yan Huang also knew that helping Todd send this movie, which was impossible to introduce or even edit, to China and released almost uncut.

In addition to Yan Huang's personal influence and relationship with Zongju and the above, the most important point is that Yan Huang persuaded them to agree with a very simple truth.

Is it that the more reactionary this movie is, doesn't it reflect the goodness of our domestic system?

This movie reflects that the more depressed the American people are, the more we can compare the wealth, happiness, and security of our country?

Actually, it's a bit stinky and shameless to say this, have you said that in the past? Of course there is, don't even talk about imported films. Even domestic mainland movies are so convincing. It's just that they didn't agree. They all felt like they were making excuses.

The truth in this does not lie in what Yan Huang said, but in who said it.

It's like the craze for going abroad in the early eighties and nineties, and almost all of them went to the United States. At that time, Americans' impression of loyal people was that you went abroad to hack abroad, and then enjoy American benefits and high salaries.

So there are indeed such people among them, but there are people who have dreams and great reasons, but they are still treated like this, because the other party does not listen and already has a preconceived impression.

Similarly, the domestic censorship agency also feels this way about foreign films, no matter what you say, I think you are for cultural aggression, you are just for making money.

Only Yan Huang did it, because he had already proved to the United States that I did not come to the United States to seek development and gold panning, but to capture the United States. With soft power. I sang to achieve achievements and even records that none of your local singers did.

Similarly, for China, Yan Huang can also convince them that he is definitely not all about going abroad to make movies to make money, but also to win glory for the country. Especially the clamor of the Korean parasite to Yan Huang is also known to the upper echelons of the country.

Who does the state support?

In this way, from October to December, it was released worldwide for two whole months, with a box office of $300 million in North America and $800 million outside of Zhongguo. That adds up to $1.1 billion.

However, only in the domestic box office of Zhongguo, it reached a box office of 6 billion, officially surpassing Wolf Warrior 2 to become the first box office in domestic film history.

First, the uncut Hollywood movie is enjoyable to watch.

Second, the plot is excellent, although it is depressing and abusive, but it is very high.

Third, and most importantly, when your Wolf Warrior 2 provoked the patriotism and strong feelings of the Chinese people, the box office broke records. Although this one is not a war movie, it also stirs up the patriotic feelings of the Chinese people. It's just not in the plot, it's outside the movie. This is the first movie starring a real Chinese in Hollywood. Fang Long and Zou Yun-fat are not counted. Although they are also Chinese, they were not born and raised in the mainland. And at that time, the movies they starred in were genre films that they were good at. But at this moment, Yan Huang is truly integrated into their film industry system. Not to mention that there are parasites stirring things up there. It also stimulates the competitiveness of the Chinese people.

The equivalent of US dollars is 900 million yuan, plus 1.1 billion overseas, the movie invested and starred by Yan Huang has a global box office of exactly 2 billion US dollars.

Surpassed Star Wars 7 and rose to No. 4 in the global box office charts.

The third is Titanic, the second is Avatar, and the first is Avengers IV.

All the people of the country are proud and shocked. No matter how many awards and word-of-mouth the parasite receives, the clown starring Yan Huang is the first to surpass at the box office.

This will be followed by the Oscars on January 20.

Parasite and Joker were nominated at the same time.

The collision is also the decisive battle will start on this day.

"The winner of Best Director below is ......"

Live broadcast that night, the process is not said. Because everyone's attention is no longer on other awards, but on this year's Oscars, focusing on Asian films and faces that were not mainstream in the past.

Bong Joon-ho and Song Kang-ho attended, while the clown was a Hollywood movie, but the starring role was Yeon Hwang. They all sat there, dressed up.

Watching the other winners present and receive their awards, they are all waiting.

"Bong Joon-ho of Parasite!!"

Everyone clapped and cheered, Bong Joon-ho and others congratulated, and came to the stage to receive the award and give a speech.

Yan Huang also clapped his hands to express encouragement, at least there was no unusual expression when he was photographed in front of the camera. After all, this is indeed a record-breaking, the first local director of an Asian local film, won the Oscar for Best Director.

It was Ang Lee before, but he also shot the best director for a Hollywood movie.

"I've watched this session. ”

Bong Joon-ho picked up the little golden man and began to speak: "Not only me, but also Yan Huang of Chungkook was also nominated for Best Actor, as well as "Joker" and "Parasite" were nominated for Best Picture at the same time. I think that no matter who it is, it proves that Asian films are flourishing, and it also proves that the Oscars are inclusive and enterprising. I hope he has gained a lot, thank you. ”

The applause rang out, and the close-up was specially given to Yan Huang, and Yan Huang also clapped his hands to congratulate.

The order is this, Best Director, Best Actress, and finally Best Picture.

After that, the Best Actress was won by Renee Zellweger, and everyone applauded and encouraged.

Then there was an intermission.

There seems to be an interview as well.

Especially came to interview Yan Huang about whether he was under pressure for Bong Joon-ho to win the award.

After all, the whole world knows that parasites have been running for clowns since the beginning. To be precise, South Korea came to Yan Huang through the movie Parasite.

If it weren't for Yan Huang's fame as an Asian actor in the world entertainment industry, he would not have been able to wantonly humiliate South Korea. But previously they could attack the Loyal Country, because the United States backed it. However, this time, the United States did not support them, and admired Yan Huang even more. Their tangled national character can only be dealt with by themselves.

is also angry, and the parasite word-of-mouth detonates all over the world, especially Bong Joon-ho, who also broke the record like Yan Huang and won the Oscar for Best Director. This has forced Yan Huang's achievements to even surpass. Because movies have always been more important than songs.

"I think Director Bong Joon-ho said it well. ”

Yan Huang also generously said in an interview: "They are all the pride of Asia, and Asians and Orientals are also proud." ”

Although it is short, the people of the cold country climax.

I think Yan Huang is cowardly, all diss Yan Huang, can you pretend to be able to? You can just sing and sing, but you can't do movies, right?

As for Yan Huang, who was also nominated for Best Actor, they turned a blind eye. Because they felt that this award could not be given to actors other than Hollywood movie stars.

Zhongguo netizens and Yan Huang's fans around the world also stopped talking. was holding his breath, but Yan Huang was very calm. is about to end the break, and it is the exciting Best Actor, that is, the winner of the 92nd Oscar.

"Let's take a look at the big screen. ”

Two heavyweight award presenters teamed up to tell the story about the five nominees.

Antonio Banderas "Pain and Glory"

Leonardo DiCaprio, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Adam Driver, The Marriage Story

Jonathan Plessy, The Papal Succession

Yan Huang "Joker"

After a burst of introductions. The large screen also gave close-ups of the five people in turn.

The final reveal moment.

"The 92nd, Best Actor Winner is ......"

Exciting drumbeats beat and everyone, including the five nominees, looked at the big screen.

The suspense is waiting to be revealed.

Until the appetite was satisfied, the award presenter suddenly spoke loudly......

"Clown! Yan Huang !!!!"

"Bang Bang !!"

Everyone applauded, and although Bong Joon-ho and Song Kang-ho also laughed and clapped their hands, their movements were a little slow.

Yan Huang took a deep breath, slammed his chair with both hands, and got up to congratulate his peers around him.

Hug, shake hands, arrange clothes, and walk towards the stage. Vincent and Todd, of course, were the most excited.

This award is the heaviest film award in the world, and no one can argue with it.

Yan Huang also broke the record again, becoming the first Asian, the first loyal countryman, and the first yellow person to win this honor.

Bong Joon-ho is not the first.

Because there is Ang Lee.