Chapter 23: Demolition of the House
The chaos in the world is more chaotic than we expected, Liu Bang entered Xianyang, and the child and baby please surrender. Xiang Yu fought against the water, shocked the world, and with the power of victory, he stationed his troops on the ground.
The Yan monarchs of the underworld watched the live broadcast of a Hongmen banquet in the Yan Jun Palace, and sighed that people's hearts were not ancient, and it became more and more difficult to judge.
I teased the little fox in Daji's arms and said: "This Lu Sheng really has two sons, he said to Qin Shi Huang before, 'Hu Ye, the dead Qin', and later gave Liu Bang a face, saying that the time has not yet come, and he is a late bloomer." ”
Everyone looked at each other, and I continued: "When I went to the human world to hunt down Lu Sheng, he was giving a face to a little old man who was almost fifty years old, and this little old man was this Liu Bang. ”
Yi Zhi silently flipped through the book of life and death, and said: "This Liu Bang is also quite interesting, he is actually known as the son of the Red Emperor, does the Red Emperor have such a son?"
Lao Wu raised his eyelids, he drank a little too much yesterday, and his spirit was not very sufficient, and said: "The heavenly realm is sent or sent, as long as you go to the world, you have to go through the Yan Jun Palace." The Red Emperor naturally doesn't have this son. ”
The sixth shook the fifth child and said: "How much wine have you drunk, you are confused, the rules are strict, the immortals and gods belonging to the heavenly realm prohibit love and marriage, and the wife of the Red Emperor has not been married, how can there be a son!"
The second child rolled his eyes and said, "Even if the rules of heaven are ignored, I don't think the Red Emperor can please his wife, he looks like a little girl!"
Lao Qi almost spit out the fruit he had just eaten in his mouth, quickly chewed it twice, swallowed it in his stomach, and said, "If you arrange the Red Emperor like this, you are not afraid that people will trouble you?"
The second child shook his head indifferently and said, "Come on, whoever is afraid of whom, he can't beat me, and we don't have no brothers in the heavenly realm!"
"Ahem" Yi Zhi coughed twice and said, "Off topic, how did Lu Sheng calculate so accurately, Ji Chang is not so godly!"
The boss opened his mouth to explain, and said: "Hexagram is also a great way, and His Majesty Fuxi deduced gossip back then. Although Lu Sheng can't cultivate immortals, his talent in hexagram calculations is rare, and Ji Chang is similar, but Ji Chang himself is the luck of the master, and the cause and effect are entangled, and it is difficult to deduce the rise and fall of the dynasty and the attribution of the emperor. ”
Yi Zhi said again: "Then can you do it? I haven't studied hexagrams, but I really want to know who can do it between Liu Bang and Xiang Yu." ”
Lao Qi smiled and said: "What's there to care about, I'll know in a few years, no matter how many changes in the world are, it's just a flash in the pan, and it doesn't have much meaning in your long life." ”
Yi Zhi said persistently: "It's such a reason, but I just want to know!"
I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Let go of your attachment and look with your heart, and you will see who Ziwei Emperor Star is shining." ”
Yi Zhi looked up at the sky speechlessly, the sky was clear, where to see the Ziwei Emperor Star.
Daji asked me quietly, "Your Majesty, can you really see who will be the lord of the world?"
Me: "Yes, it's just good eyes! good enough to see the starlight!"
Daji grinned, this look is not easy to have, ordinary immortals can't tell which star the light is coming from. There are so many stars in the sky, how can it be so easy to find the light of the Ziwei Emperor Star.
Fan Li was very happy to arrive at the Yan Jun Palace, he had just given the last cent of his family wealth to Xi Shi, leaving only a thatched house, and finally became the second heavenly immortal cultivated by ghosts after Yi Yin, and did not live up to our expectations.
Fan Li bowed down first, there were too many Yan Jun, and it was not easy to bow down in a circle.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Fan Li has to become a heavenly immortal today, and I am here to report!"
Yi Zhi patted the table excitedly and said, "Good! good!"
I understand his excitement very well, he has prepared a big hammer in Yanjun Palace, Shangqiu City, and Yanjun Village, just waiting for Fan Li to demolish it!
The boss looked at Yi Zhi and said very calmly: "Old ten, I remember that you still have some things to do, you go get busy first, do it cleanly." ”
Yi Zhi comprehended, nodded, took out a sledgehammer from the corner of the Yan Jun Palace, and ran out like a fly.
Fan Li touched his head, couldn't figure out what Yi Zhi was going to do, and continued: "Fan Li came here today to apply to go out. ”
Sixth: "Where are you going out? Where do you want to go, you don't need to apply for it!"
Fan Li explained: "I want to go to the world for a walk, revisit the old place, and see the blood of the world." ”
Lao Wu smiled and said: "You have been dead for hundreds of years, why bother to remember the world? The underworld needs you very much now, so it is better to stay in the underworld to do things." ”
Fan Li: "I only need a few days." ”
Boss: "There will be a chance in the future! There will be a chance in the future! Come on! Post the notice of the new Yan Jun taking office, so that the ghosts of the underworld will know!"
Before Fan Li could figure out what was going on, he saw a ghost pawn take out a thick stack of brocade cloth from the corner and run away, no slower than Yi Zhi at all!
The second laughed and said, "Old Eleven, give you some time to prepare, tomorrow Yan Jundian will take office, and by the way, I will take over your city!"
Fan Li's face was full of lovelessness, and he wanted to continue to refuse, but he was waved by the boss and sent out.
The sixth gave the boss a thumbs up!
The second: "Take the mirror and see how the old ten are demolished, will they be blocked at the door of the house by Fan Li!"
The boss hurriedly threw out the mirror.
Yi Zhi's speed was faster than we thought, and at this moment Fan Li's thatched hut was smashed to the ground, and some ghosts were called to remove the thatched mud wall, which was cleaner than when the ghost had demolished his house.
Fan Li did not block Yi Zhi, and Yi Zhi evacuated the crime site before Fan Li came back, leaving no clues. The location of the crime was left only Fan Li, the bitter master, standing on the empty ground and looking around helplessly, wondering if he had gone to the wrong place.
Yi Zhi did far more thorough than we expected, he went to meet all of Fan Li's friends in the underworld, and declared that Fan Li had been inaugurated as the eleventh Yan Jun, and he needed to avoid his old friends for a few days to show his selflessness, and asked them to cooperate and close the door for a few days, so as not to make it difficult for Fan Li.
So, Xi Shi was the first to close the door, the second was the wen, then the third, and the fourth......
Fan Li walked around and found that all his friends were closed. In desperation, he asked for directions and went to sit at the entrance of Yanjun Village.
The second child said with emotion: "The eleventh is very smart, I found it myself, not like the old ten at all, and I have to send it over." ”
Lao Qi smiled: "Lao Shi was demolished by mistake at that time, and Lao Shi has been planning for a long time this time!"
Lao Wudao: "Fortunately, there are no laws related to the demolition of houses in the prefecture, so we are not violating the rules!"
Yi Zhi returned to the Yan Jun Hall with the sledgehammer, and threw the hammer back into the corner, before sitting down again, and followed Fan Li, who was dead and loveless.
The second child asked him, "Do you still have that sledgehammer?"
Yi Zhi nodded and said, "Leave it to Fan Li!"
The second child gave a silent thumbs up.
Boss: "Let's go back to Yanjun Village tonight, and give the old eleven a pick!"
Yan Jun nodded silently.
When Fan Li saw us, he asked very resignedly: "Where do I stay at night? Where did the three Yan Jun go before, or where did the fourth Yan Jun or the eighth Yan Jun be?"
Lao Wu pointed to the eighth child's house and said, "Third child, we got together to drink last time, and we forgot to clean up, it's too messy, you live in Lao Ba now, and let Ji Dan build you a new one tomorrow!"
Yi Zhi patted Fan Li's shoulder very enthusiastically, and he couldn't tell that he was a thief who demolished the house at all.
"Old Eleven, go, go to the old family, and pick you up!"
The boss wondered, "When did you say you were going to my house?"
Lao Qi: "I said it clearly, everyone heard it!"
The boss looked around, everyone nodded, and even the little fox in Daji's arms shook his head up and down exaggeratedly!
The reception banquet was officially held in the old family, and Fan Li poured bitter water while drinking.
"Do you have to be so ruthless? You didn't leave me a single grass!
The sixth child and I twitched the corners of our mouths and looked at Yi Zhi, Yi Zhi didn't see it at all, and continued to persuade the wine, saying: "I also came here like this at the beginning, and when I entered Yan Jundian's house, it was gone, and I was thrown by the ghost soldiers in Yan Jun Village and waited! Slowly, it will be fine, and the house will be there again! Ji Dan They are building a house now better than before! Drinking, drinking, just get drunk and sleep!"
Daji hugged the little fox and snickered on the side!
Yi Zhi successfully poured Fan Li at the cost of being confused. Also confused are the fifth, sixth, seventh, Daji and the little fox in her arms.
The second child had a bad taste and poured two sips of wine into the little fox, and the wine was for the fairy, and the little fox took the first sip of Venus, and the second sip was very simple to lie on the table and lie down!
After looking at the messy scene, the second child said with emotion: "Alas, I really want to get drunk once, but I can only watch others get drunk, which is really uncomfortable." ”
The boss glanced at him, rolled his eyes, and said, "Two of you, send it to rest, I'll be responsible for cleaning." ”
The second child nodded, carrying the sixth child in one hand and the fifth child in the other, and walked in great strides, regardless of whether the sixth and fifth were comfortable or not.
I looked at Lao Qi and Daji, or forget it, it's not good to learn from the second child, after all, there is a woman. had to pick up Lao Qi first and send him home.
Lao Qi is really drunk, his mouth keeps chattering, and the name of a person is turned over and over, that is, the words are too vague, and some are not clear, like Xi Hua, and like a painting. I hadn't heard him say it before, so I threw him into the house and settled down, and went back to pick up Daji.
When I returned to the boss's yard, the boss had already cleaned up, and there was no one in the yard, so I thought I was going back to the house to rest. It's still Da Luo Jinxian, it's easy to do anything!
Daji lay on the table, her hair ruffled by the evening breeze, just like in a painting. Helping Daji up, picking up the little fox, the little guy kicked his legs in mid-air.
After sending Daji to the house and setting him up, I went to the courtyard again and looked at the sky, where the round moon hung high and the stars were clearly visible.
The Ziwei Emperor Star shone with a glimmer of brilliance and fell in the world.
The fairies in the Moon Palace have not danced for a long time, but they just sit in front of the palace all day long, looking towards the far west.
Zuo Jintong is recording the trajectory of the stars, and Yunhua Nu is weaving the red rope that Yue Lao needs.
Bo Yi Kao sat on a high throne and looked down on the world.
Taiyi is busy in the East Pole.
The immortals in the heavenly realm are all doing their own things, and the three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods are on duty.
The world has gradually forgotten many of the past histories, the glorious ancient times, the magnificent scene of people and gods living together. There is no record of the era of Wuhuai and Ge Tian, and the benevolence and humility of the Five Emperors have only been left on a few scrolls of bamboo slips, and the period of the gods closest to the present has also become a myth passed down from folk to folk.
Immortals, immortal immortals, immortals who are high up and difficult to touch! What is the meaning of our existence?
"The world is vast, and the fairy road is vast. Ask it up and down, what can grow.
Spring and autumn, summer and winter. He was absolutely untouchable, and asked the question.
Poor and poor, saved. For example, yin and yang, left and right.
The immortals descended and took care of each other. Poor and long-lived, gains and losses. ”
I don't know when the gentle and sad song sounded, and the second child folded his hands and played slowly. When I saw him, he stopped and said, "The immortal path is ethereal, from adversity to smoothness, if this reason is passed, it will also open up the road of Da Luo Jin Xian." ”
I said, "It's not that simple. What is the Da Luo Jin Immortal? The Da Luo is like heaven and earth, and the truth of the poor heaven and earth is so ever-changing and infinite that it is impossible to stick to the obedience. ”
The second child bowed his hand very seriously and thanked him, and said, "Da Luo Jinxian, is there a way?"
"There is a way, but if there is no way, it is half real and half empty. You shouldn't ask me, you should ask the boss. ”
The second child nodded and said, "I asked the boss, and the boss said that there is no same path, and you have to follow your feelings." I have followed the feeling for thousands of years, but I still can't make an inch, and sometimes I wonder if I am too far away from the world, and I ignore the mysteries of the immortal path and ignore the root of the mortal world. ”
What the second child said is not impossible, although the immortal road is high and ethereal, the foundation is also the truth of the mortal world. It is impossible to build from a high position, and it is not impossible to lay a solid foundation in reverse. It's just that if you want to re-understand all kinds of mortal things, you have to scatter and cultivate, and it is easy for the Tao to disperse, but it is difficult to cultivate again.
After thinking about it, I said: "This matter may be thought about further, some are feasible, but the cost is too great, there are still too few people who have repeatedly cultivated to become immortals like Lao Qi, once they fall into reincarnation, I am afraid that they will not be able to come back." ”
The second child looked at the stars in the sky and replied, "I know, maybe I can learn from your self-sealing and cultivation methods, but it's a pity that your method is too difficult, and I can't learn it until now." ”
I shook my head and said: "That method is my collection of the three teachings, mixed with the concept of Tushi Palace, Yuxu Palace, Biyou Palace, and the Three Palaces. ”
The second child smiled and said, "Maybe I will have a chance after I transfer to the Heavenly Realm, you are lucky, the three Dao Ancestors preach the Fa, and you will not fall behind." ”
I laughed and said, "Luck." ”
The second child stopped talking, put his hands to his lips, and blew a melodious tune.
The second child seems to know a lot of tunes, and there have been no repeats until now, but he doesn't play them much. Maybe there are some stories in it, his 800-year record from the Heavenly Immortal to the Golden Immortal is also the best among the immortals now. I never thought that his origin would be really simple, the second Yan Jun of the Underworld, a born person at the beginning of the Emperor's era. The Emperor had just pacified the Five Elements of the Human World, and for the first time the practice began to circulate in the human world. That is the origin of all the eras in later generations, born in such a magnificent era, and one of the dazzling geniuses of that era, the story of the second child will probably only be more than I thought.
There was a noise in the house, and I hurried into the house to see it, without thinking too much about it. Daji was rubbing her forehead, just now she bumped into a drunken dream, knocked herself awake, and was dimly opening her eyes and making a fool.
I couldn't help but laugh when I looked at her silly appearance.
The little fox danced his paws twice, as if he was dancing to the second child's tune.
The sound of the song drifted farther and farther away, echoing in the silent night of the underworld......