(Hello, I've been paying attention to you for a long time)

Looking at this verification message, Sika fell into deep thought.

What is this, is the tailgating maniac so rampant now?

In the spirit of thinking about the safety of his master, Sika stretched out his paw and passed this friend verification.

The other party didn't seem to expect the friend verification to pass so smoothly, and immediately sent a new message in the chat box.

Who stranded the passing years: "Hello! Nice to meet you!"

Sika was confused, but politely replied with a smile.

As we all know, a smiling face is a warm expression that is perfect for dating scenes.

The other party didn't care, and immediately replied with a message in seconds.

Who stranded the passing years: "Did you sleep?"

Sika was a little speechless, and it was a little inconvenient to type with his paws, so he replied with two words: "Sleep." ”

Who stranded the passing years: "Haha, you are so interesting, how can you reply to my message when you sleep." ”

Then you still ask!

Sika resisted the urge to block him, and patiently typed two more words: "You are?"

Who stranded the passing years: "I am from the class next door to you, and I can always see you on the way home every time." ”

Sure enough, it's a tailgating maniac!

The cute girl really makes people feel uneasy wherever she goes!

Qili Xiangxiang: "?"

Qili Xiangxiang is Li Wanqi's nickname, and with her number, Sika feels like she has become a strawberry-flavored fairy.

Who stranded the passing year: "You may not know me, I also mustered up the courage to add you today, a little abrupt, sorry!"

Nanali Xiangxiang: "Oh. ”

It seems that the other party has no malicious intentions, and Sika is also relieved.

Who stranded the passing year: "My surname is Chen, because I was born on the Dragon Boat Festival, guess my name?"

Qili Xiangxiang: "Chen Zongzi?"

Who stranded the passing years: "......"

Sika's beard was cocked with joy, and it was too much to try to play tricks in front of it.

Li Wanqi was born at seven o'clock in the evening, and Li's father took the name and called Li Wanqi, and her classmates basically knew the origin of her name.

This guy wants to learn Li Wanqi's name to introduce himself, where can this method of pulling relationships escape Sika's eyes.

Sika's name was also taken by Li Wanqi, and it didn't make any sense, just called it smooth.

Who stranded the passing year: "It's not a zongzi, the Dragon Boat Festival is also called Duanyang, and Duan means positive, so my name is Chen Zhengyang." ”

Nanali Xiangxiang: "Oh. ”

Chen Zhengyang, who was on the other side of the phone, looked at the word 'oh' and fell into deep thought.

It's rare to add the goddess's QQ.,It's a pity that the goddess doesn't want to chat with him at all!

Who stranded the passing year: "The stars are so bright tonight." ”

Nanali Xiangxiang: "Hmm. ”

Who stranded the passing years: "Why don't you sleep yet?"

Qili Xiangxiang: "I went to bed early." ”

Who stranded the passing year: "Haha, if you sleep, it's who is chatting with me." ”

Qili Xiangxiang: "I'm her father." ”

Who stranded the passing years: "......"

Chen Zhengyang was frightened, and hurriedly typed "Hello uncle, goodbye uncle" in the input box. ”

But when he clicked send, a big red exclamation point appeared in the chat box, and he had been deleted.

Chen Zhengyang was in a complicated mood, and sure enough, the Internet was not credible! Who would have thought that behind the pink girl, there was an uncle!

After Sika deleted Chen Zhengyang, he also cleaned up the traces of QQ's use by the way.

"Alas, for the healthy growth of the girl, this cat is really tired. ”

After becoming a cat, Sika learned that the word night owl is not a non-existent word, and the more night it is, the more energetic it becomes, probably because he sleeps too much during the day.

Sika continued to browse the web, and after asking a few questions, it felt that it was not far from taming humans.

"At the moment, we can be absolutely sure that cats have developed subtle control over humans through a series of behavioral evolutions and natural good looks. ”

"Humans have been reduced to cat slaves, just as they have done what humans say. They don't have to pay anything to enjoy our food. ”

"Scientists believe that cats possess 'child-friendly trigger traits', physical traits that remind us of children and release hormones accordingly. These traits include: a round face, fleshy cheeks, a brain gate, large eyes, and a small nose. ”

Sika looked at the information carefully and began to come to his senses.

It put down its phone, jumped neatly off the bedside table, and ran to the large mirror on the dresser.

Even if the room is dim, his vision still allows him to see himself clearly in the mirror.

The size of a two-year-old cat, snow-white, without a single variegated hair, the hair is slightly longer than that of ordinary big white cats, but it is not cumbersome, but it looks fluffy and cute.

Look at the appearance again, round face +1, fleshy cheeks +1, brain gate +1, big eyes +1, small pink nose +1......

Perfectly meets the criteria for the best cute things.

The most attractive part is Sika's eyes, which are so blue that you can't help but want to get closer and look at them, as if you want to be sucked in by this sapphire.

Before she knew it, Sika's nose touched the glass of the mirror......

Sika: "......"

It quickly came to its senses and jumped off the dresser.

It's so scary, I can't watch it anymore, and if I look at it again, I'll be cute by myself, which is really dangerous......

Before I knew it, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning, and I looked at the battery of my mobile phone, and there was still 60% left.

"Today's mobile phones are really not power-resistant. ”

Sika complained in his heart, and then deleted all the traces of use, and then returned to his own cat nest.

Pink cat litter.

This color is full of girlish youth.

Sika basically sleeps on the sofa, and Li Wanqi still counts it as if it is blessed and does not know how to enjoy it.

What does she know? How can a cat nest be comfortable in the corner of a sofa......

Sika picked open the mat in the cat's nest with his paws and took out a small notebook with a pen next to it.

It tore off all the mess written on the previous pages, and wrote a few big characters with a new pen: "The Taming of the Man"!

It's really inconvenient to write, but Sika feels like he's doing something great, and if he writes down these tame stories, then he's the greatest cat in the history of cats!

It's a little exciting to think about.

Article 1 of the Taming Sutra: Be sure to have a weak appearance, including but not limited to a round face, fleshy cheeks, a brain gate, big eyes, and a small nose.

Article 2 of the Taming Sutra: Please ignite the brilliance of the master's motherhood, such as rubbing her with a round face and arching her with the door of the brain.

Sika spit out the pen and turned his sore neck, writing these two lines was so difficult that it would have to make up for it at dawn.

Since it is a work to be passed on to future generations, of course, there are more than these two items in the "Taming Sutra", but Sika can't remember what to write for a while, so let's add it slowly in the future.

It closed the small notebook, and it was no longer safe to put the cat nest, and after thinking about it, it jumped to the top of the cabinet with the notebook in its mouth, and if it wasn't for the cleaning, the top of the cabinet was still very safe.

"Alas, I didn't expect my cat king to be romantic, and I should have taken the handsome style of the black cat sheriff, but I ended up taking the cute route, and I made a cat......"

Sika complained as he walked towards the pink nest, this cat nest was Li Wanqi's love for it, and he slept here in the future.

Not to mention, it's quite soft......

It's dawn -

"Seventy-seven! What time is it! You still don't get up!"

Wang Huisu's voice was like a bomb that exploded in the house, and all the creatures in the family woke up in the explosion......