Chapter 512: Who's Messing With Whom?

"Show me the sign!"

Hei Wuchang was still not afraid, so he aimed at the work card in Lu Ping's hand to uncover the mystery of the real and false Monkey King.

"I'll show you if you say look, can you reach it?" Lu Ping threw the tableau card diagonally in front of him.

Black Impermanence spun into the air and went to draw the tableau card.

But the moment he soared.

Lu Ping kicked his ass over.

"Ouch......" Black Impermanence let out an unexpected groan, and his body plunged into the lake.

But actually.

Lu Ping just shook his head.

The tableau card was still in his hand.

Duan Yu was directly dumbfounded, and exclaimed: "Why didn't I think of this trick, if I had used your trick, I would have pushed him into the water and escaped...... Ah...... Ahh......h It hurts me to death. ”

Lu Ping said: "This trick is useless if you think of it, and you can't use it." ”

Duan Yu asked rhetorically, "Why can't I use it?"

"Hurry up and get in the car, there's a lot of nonsense!" Lu Ping urged.

"What my...... Butt hurts. Duan Yu covered his ass and limped up.

Lu Ping commanded him: "You are the first place in Mengya International Training Playing Cards, why do you have a sore butt?"

Duan Yu corrected again: "The training institution is not training enough. ”

Lu Ping said: "That's also the first place." ”

Duan Yu was about to cry urgently: "The first few it has never trained its ass, so that the white ghost butt has scratched me for flowers." ”

The two of them had just gotten into the car.

The black impermanence has come up from the lake.

This is not light, he was actually shot and fell into the water, is it a shame to lose it?

Seeing that the car had started, he rushed forward like an arrow.

"Stop, why don't you stop me!"

"Don't stand still ......"

But how could Lu Ping let him catch up?

Hang up the S gear, directly break 100 in five seconds, and leave the black impermanence behind the relentless chase.

Boom!

Knock knock!

Knock knock!

There was a sound of sharp objects hitting the car.

Lu Ping was slightly surprised, this black guy really knows how to spit out secret weapons, and he has practiced to the point of perfection.

Thankfully, he couldn't get a bomb out of his mouth......

If it weren't for the situation on the eldest lady's side, I would have to sew him in the mouth tonight.

Let him vomit!

But.

Think about it.

There are really a lot of people who live well in Yongzhoukou.

There are those who are good at ventriloquism, and there are those who are good at spitting, and now this one is even more powerful, and he is directly a mouth spitting device.

The car drove onto Huanhu Road.

Lu Ping slowed down slightly.

Duan Yu suddenly leaned on Lu Ping's arm and cried: "Fortunately you came, fortunately you came, otherwise I, Duan Yu, would have been tossed to death by these two and white ghosts, scared me to death, scared me to death......"

Lu Ping shook his arm and said, "Take your head away, you have bad breath." ”

Duan Yu pale in defense: "I brushed my teeth." ”

Lu Ping said: "It stinks even if you brush it." ”

"Lu Ping, no matter what, it was you who saved me tonight, don't worry, I won't target you again in the future, ...... Don't embarrass you anymore. Duan Yu calmed down his emotions and swore that "I, Duan Yu, am the first place in Yu Mengya's international training institution, and Mr. Gong is so reused, if you mix with me in the future, I promise to let you ......"

Lu Ping turned his head to look at him and interrupted him: "Who is messing with whom?"

Duan Yu repeated: "You're messing with me, aren't you?"

"Okay. I'll send you back again. As soon as Lu Ping stepped on the brakes, he was ready to turn around.

"Don't don't don't don't! I'm not going back, I'm scared to death...... You don't know how terrible those two guys are, there was one one left when you went, that one is even more terrifying, ghost, ghost......" Duan Yu directly hugged Lu Ping's arm, and let out a tremor from the depths of his soul, as well as the most sincere plea.

Lu Ping said: "It's still the first place, it's so small." ”

Duan Yu recalled Lu Ping's calmness when he saw that black guy, and couldn't help but ask, "Why aren't you afraid?"

Lu Ping smiled and said, "Because I am Lu Ping." ”

"I'm Lu ...... too They have to treat me as Lu Ping and you!" Duan Yu sighed fiercely and said, "Why? Why is this? Do we look alike?"

Lu Ping said: "Not like that." ”

"Huh? You...... Where are you going? Why do I feel that the direction is wrong?" Duan Yu looked outside, thinking that he was getting closer and closer to the lake.

Lu Ping said: "Didn't you say it just now, send you back." ”

"I'm messing with you! I'm messing with you! I'm messing with you!" Duan Yu finally found the crux of the matter this time, and quickly changed his position.

"Not reluctantly?"

"Not at all. ”

Lu Ping lowered the dragon and swung his tail, and then turned the car around: "To be honest, you are not qualified to mix with me." ”

"I, Duan Yu, am the No. 1 ...... of Yu Mengya's international training institution," Duan Yu said and looked stunned: "I'm dripping a day, no wonder the palace always uses you as a driver, you have a lot of car skills, you have a lot of fun." ”

"It's okay. Does your butt still hurt?" Lu Ping asked.

"Ouch...... Ouch......" Duan Yu cocked his ass, thinking to himself that you really can't open a pot.

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "It doesn't hurt if you don't ask." ”

Duan Yu said: "Bear with it, all the time." ”

Lu Ping looked at Duan Yu's embarrassed appearance beside him, and he really couldn't bear it in his heart, after all, this disaster was caused by himself, and he just skillfully led the disaster to Duan Yu.

This time it's a bit overdone.

"Hey, by the way, you...... You...... How do you know I'm here?" Duan Yu suddenly realized an illogical question.

After thinking for a moment, Lu Ping said: "Maybe it's fate, I was about to come here to fish at night, and I saw your big yellow teeth from a distance, I was sure it was you, and then ...... Then, no matter what, you are also my colleague, if I don't save me, who will save you?"

Duan Yu was moved and leaned his head over again, sobbing: "Lu Ping, you are so good. I didn't expect ...... I didn't expect you to save me from fire and water regardless of your personal safety, I ...... I don't know what to say well, all. ”

"Don't be hypocritical, you have bad breath. Lu Ping pushed Duan Yu's head away and said, "Teacher Duan, you are the number one, and you are still showing your amazing persuasiveness in the store this morning, why didn't you convince those two things to stop beating you?"

Duan Yu looked embarrassed: "It's not the same thing at all, they ...... They are simply inhuman and cannot be convinced. ”

Lu Ping directly put Duan Yu at the door of a hospital.

After all, he had multiple injuries on his body, and at least he had to disinfect and treat the wounds.

Duan Yu pointed to the scratches on his buttocks, and said hysterically: "I don't know if it can be considered a work injury." ”

Lu Ping generously took out two thousand yuan from his wallet and handed it to him: "What kind of work injury is it? I will personally reimburse you." ”

"Lu Ping, you are too ...... It's too bright. Duan Yu was grateful.

Lu Ping didn't say anything more.

After all, I felt a little guilty in my heart.

But.

Fortunately, he came in time and didn't let those two ghosts kill Duan Yu.

It's a remedy.

After leaving Duan Yu behind, Lu Ping rushed straight to the International Eco-City.

I don't know what happened to the eldest lady.

Hopefully, it's not a water or power outage.

......

Lakeside.

Black Impermanence stamped his feet.

He felt that he couldn't get over his face.

Let others snatch people away under their noses, this is the first time that a little daughter-in-law has entered the cave room.

Alas, it's all to blame for being careless just now, and letting the guy who drove the Mercedes-Benz take advantage of the loophole, so he ...... led to a failure.

At this time, Bai Wuchang leisurely walked around from the east side.

Hei Wuchang asked, "Lao Bai, how is it?"

Bai Wuchang said: "As soon as I arrived, that guy jumped into the water. ”

"I just heard a thud, and I thought you got him down. Hei Wuchang said slightly embarrassed.

Bai Wuchang glanced around and asked, "What about people......?" What about Lu Ping?"

Lu ...... I let him go. In order to maintain his dignity in front of his partner, Hei Wuchang can only lie.

Bai Wuchang said: "Why do you want to let him go? He hasn't confessed yet!"

Hei Wuchang prevaricated: "It seems that he really doesn't know who the mysterious person is, otherwise he would have said it earlier." Therefore, I simply let him go, it is not easy, and the wife and children are still waiting for him to come home for dinner. ”

Bai Wuchang exclaimed, "When did you become so merciful?"

Hei Wuchang replied, "I have read a few Buddhist scriptures recently. ”

"Bah!" Bai Wuchang expressed disbelief, and then found that the other party was wet, so he asked again: "Why are you all wet?"

"I ...... I ...... "Of course, Hei Wuchang would not tell the mess about being pushed into the water just now, so he continued to prevaricate: "I suddenly felt that I wanted to eat fish just now, so I went into the water to catch a few fish." ”

Bai Wuchang said: "Then how many have you caught?"

Hei Wuchang said: "I caught several of them, and they all ran away......"

It turns out.

Tell a lie.

You need to use countless lies to cover up.

It hurts brain cells in particular.

......

Half an hour later.

Hou Shijie Villa.

Hei Wuchang cheered up and reported to Hou Shijie: "Master Hou, according to your explanation, I have already interrogated Lu Ping just now. And I also called my old partner Lao Bai, and the two of us tried together. ”

Hou Shijie asked with interest: "What is the result of the trial? Tell me, who is the mysterious person?"

Hei Wuchang said: "At all...... There are no mystery people at all. ”

"Impossible, impossible!" Hou Shijie waved his hand again and again, frowned and said, "Let me tell you, that Lu Ping is very cunning, you must have been deceived by him, he didn't tell the truth." ”

Hei Wuchang said with an affirmative face: "I didn't see how cunning he was, he was just coerced, and he was scared to pee his pants." ”

"Really?" Hou Shijie's face bloomed with a ray of surprise: "This boy has long looked at this kid unpleasantly, if it weren't for the fact that he is Gong Xiaoniu's driver, I would have made him disappear from this world." ”

Black impermanence hehehe: "This guy is very ugly, with big yellow teeth, as if he has eaten." ”

"What are you talking about?big yellow teeth?" Hou Shijie was stunned suddenly, Lu Ping in his impression had very white teeth, and his appearance was not bad, although his status was low, but his appearance and temperament were the same as his own.

"yes, the tooth is yellow. Big face, big ass, beer belly. "Black impermanence depicts the characteristics of the other party one by one.

Hou Shijie scolded with a confused face: "Nima's, is this person you are talking about Lu Ping?"

Hei Wuchang swore solemnly: "Yes, it must be, can I catch it wrong?" I personally stepped on it in the afternoon, and heard someone call him Lu Ping, and the entire Auto Trade City is such a Lu Ping. Also, he still has a business card on him, which is Lu Ping. You didn't give me a picture of him, but I couldn't ......."

Hou Shijie interrupted him: "But why does Lu Ping have big yellow teeth?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Yes, Huang, I see it really well." ”

Hou Shijie smiled hysterically and bitterly: "Could it be that he ...... He just finished eating sweet potatoes?"

"No, no. Hei Wuchang shook his head again and again: "If the sweet potato is on the teeth, it is impossible for the yellow to be so uniform." ”

Hou Shijie broadcast the image of Lu Ping in his mind, and asked again: "You just said that he still has a beer belly?"

Black Impermanence replied, "Yes, the round drum in the middle of winter." ”

"A big face?"

"Big round face, like a cake. ”

"Ugly?"

"Strange ugly! Lao Bai and I can regain some self-confidence in front of him, you think. ”

Hou Shijie carefully compared the image described by Black Impermanence.

Then a startling conclusion was drawn.

Syllable!

Hou Shijie slapped the table and stood up, and scolded at Hei Impermanence: "Stupid *B! Big stupid *B! Caught the wrong person, it must be the wrong person! Nima's, none of these characteristics you mentioned are !! the number one."

Hei Wuchang was suddenly startled.

If others dared to yell at him like this, he would have gone up and killed the other party a long time ago.

But after all, this Hou Gongzi is the brother of Second Master Hu, and the black impermanence can only endure it.

"That'...... The ......" Hei Wuchang stood there in a daze, and began to make a three-dimensional recollection and analysis of the matter, and then said: "Among them...... There are indeed some doubts in this, this guy, no matter how he beats him or scares him, he has never admitted that he is Lu Ping, and he has not admitted that he is Lu Ping. ”

Hou Shijie calmed down: "What evidence?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Business card, I found a business card from him, Lu Ping's." ”

"The business card with Lu Ping on his body is Lu Ping?" Hou Shijie raised his hand and slapped a cup on the tea table away, and asked rhetorically: "Why do I still have more than a dozen business cards on me, who do you say I am?"

Hei Wuchang suddenly realized: "Hou Gongzi, you...... When you say that, ...... It makes sense, a little ...... Wake me up. ”

"Waste! What a waste!" Hou Shijie launched a rush that had always been denied by his six relatives, he shook his hair fiercely, and scolded angrily: "I thought that there was no big black and two black, and I got you, and my son thought that he got a baby, but it turned out to be ...... As a result, you brought your body with you, but you didn't bring your brains?"

Hei Wuchang said with a displeased face: "Hou Gongzi, don't insult people. ”

Hou Shijie asked rhetorically: "Are you a special person? Look at your appearance, people are not ghosts or ghosts, how can I ...... Brother Hu?"

As soon as he heard the other party mention Hu Erye, Hei Wuchang was decisively out of temper.

Take things as they come.

"Hou Gongzi, I promise to catch the real one next time, no...... No more mistakes. "Black impermanence chooses patience.

"It's all scared, Nima's!" Hou Shijie raised his eyebrows and continued to roar: "Then arrange it as soon as possible, give you a few more days, I only look at the results, I just want to know who the mysterious person is, who it is, who is it!! have you heard it?"

Hei Wuchang nodded again and again: "I'll ...... first this time It is certain that the person will be arrested and tried again. ”

Hou Shijie raised his hand: "Get out!"

......

Outside the gate of Dingsheng International City.

There was a commotion.

Lu Ping looked around, and the vehicles outside were lined up in three long lines.

Why is it so blocked?

Looking closely, the eldest lady's car was sandwiched in the front half of the middle row, but there was no one in the car.

What's the situation?

After finding a place to park the car.

Lu Ping strode forward.