Chapter 156: Turning your face is faster than turning a book

"Lalala, lalala, I'm a little expert in picking up garbage, I'm not afraid of the wind and rain, today's ......"

Early the next morning, when Bao Xiaofei was still asleep, he was awakened by his personalized mobile phone ringtone.

Sleepy-eyed rubbed his eyes, stretched, and opened his mouth to yawn at the end.

Before he could completely close his mouth, Bao Xiaofei felt that his neck was wrapped around a pair of jade hands, he was slightly shocked, and then he remembered that he slept in Pin Xiaohui's bed last night, and suddenly felt a strange feeling welling up in his heart.

At this time, Xiao Hui was hugging his neck, his scattered hair hanging down on his shoulders, and he felt that he was the happiest person in the world.

"Abominable ringtones. Bao Xiaofei quickly refused the call reminder.

However, Xiaohui was also woken up by this mobile phone ringtone.

"Xiaohui, are you awake?"

"You're awake too?"

"Do you want to get up?"

"I was so tired last night that I wanted to sleep a little longer. ”

Looking at Xiaohui's lazy appearance, Bao Xiaofei suddenly had a whim: "Xiaohui, I'll be happy with you for a while!"

Xiaohui's neck was hot, and he understood what Bao Xiaofei meant, so he glanced at him and said, "People are very tired now, and they want to rest for a while." ”

Was it too late last night? or....

Bao Xiaofei felt that Xiaohui might be in a bad mood.

"No, Xiaohui, you misunderstood, I mean, I'll tell you a joke and have fun with you, how about it?" Bao Xiaofei supported his head with one hand and put one hand on Xiaohui's shoulder.

"Oh, tell jokes! Yes, I usually like to hear jokes, you say! If you make me laugh, I'll do breakfast this morning, if you don't laugh, then you can go!"

Xiaohui obviously didn't feel sleepy, and suddenly cheered up and pricked up her ears to listen to Bao Xiaofei's jokes.

"No, if you laugh, I'll touch you, and if you don't, keep talking. ”

Xiaohui raised her head, looked at Bao Xiaofei with concern, and made a smile against her.

"Okay, but you can only touch your face, and you can't touch anything else. ”

"How can this work?"

"No, pull it down, do you think I'm a casual person?"

"This ....."

Bao Xiaofei scratched his head helplessly, looking helpless.

"Okay!"

He originally planned to take advantage of the good time in the morning, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xiaohui refused.

This is a great time in the morning, plus the body is great......

As he spoke, Bao Xiaofei began to talk about a brain teaser without thinking.

"What do you say, if a wolf falls into an ice hole in the North Pole?"

"Brain teasers? "Xiaohui is obviously more energetic than before.

"Dead wolf!"

"Hey, if you cooperate a little bit, don't think about it at all, just say the final answer, not only will you not be amused, but my brain teaser jokes will not be fun to say. ”

Xiao Hui hurriedly became a little more serious, continued to think about it, and then said, "Reservoir Dogs"

"No" Bao Xiaofei pinched Xiaohui's face, think about it.

Xiaohui rolled her eyes and looked at Bao Xiaofei.

"Ben Lang"

"What?"

"Look at my mouth and read to me, betel (ice) nut (wolf). Bao Xiaofei proudly pinched Xiaohui's face.

“......”

I don't know!

"Peacock or ostrich, which of them is suitable to be a waiter in a hotel?"

Xiaohui was interested, and opened her mouth to answer: "Peacock!"

"Why?"

"Because, the peacock is more beautiful, and the ostrich will only bury its head" Xiao Huijue's own answer was quite level.

"That's not right!"

"No, what are you talking about? It can't be an ostrich, right?" asked Megumi with a frown.

"Of course it's a peacock, because a peacock knows how to open a bottle. ”

"Ah???h

"Peacock Kaiping (bottle), don't you know?"

"Poof"

Xiaohui finally couldn't help laughing, "This is funny, come again." ”

Bao Xiaofei pinched his face again, looking at Xiaohui's happy appearance, Bao Xiaofei felt that it was necessary to learn some knowledge, knowledge is too important.

"One night, Glass was standing on a hundred-story building ready to jump, do you know what its last words were?"

"What?" Xiao Hui's head spun rapidly, searching for an answer. Bao Xiaofei looked at her cute appearance, pinched her face again, and stared at Xiaohui's Xiong Da with a wicked smile and said, "Are you pig-brained?"

Xiaohui thought about it quite seriously......

Soon, more than two hours passed, and Bao Xiaofei got up lazily. After tossing all morning, he now felt like he had run ten kilometers, especially on his two legs, and he didn't have the strength to put on his pants.

"You're up, put on new clothes, see if it fits?"

"New clothes, did you buy me new clothes?" Bao Xiaofei looked at Xiaohui with some curiosity. Reluctantly, he took his eyes off Xiao Hui, turned over and got out of bed, and put on new clothes one by one.

Xiaohui was obviously a little embarrassed at this time, but she quickly crawled out of the quilt and quickly ran to her clothes cabinet to rummage through her clothes.

Under Bao Xiaofei's squinting gaze, Xiaohui found a red panty to put on, and found a D-cup bra to put on, and at the same time, he didn't forget to look back at Bao Xiaofei a few times.

And Bao Xiaofei is so stupid to appreciate this Xiaohui's charming figure, especially ***, at the moment of getting dressed, Bao Xiaofei even forgot that his trouser belt was not tied yet.

When Xiaohui put on her underwear, she took out a dress in the closet and put it on her body three or two, and the beautiful scenery gradually disappeared in Bao Xiaofei's eyes.

Bao Xiaofei was a little excited, looking at Xiaohui, he went up and hugged Xiaohui from behind: "Xiaohui, is it okay to be my wife? I can give you the happiness you want." ”

"Huh? We're not suitable, what do you want?" Xiao Hui took Bao Xiaofei's hand from his body.

"We, we, we've already, that, you probably all..."

"Who promised you to be your wife the last time you got in bed?" Xiao Hui glanced at Bao Xiaofei.

"Brother Xiaofei, I still said just now, we are not suitable, especially the personality is not suitable, I can't be the person you want to seek. Xiaohui looked at Bao Xiaofei with a smile.

Bao Xiaofei's face was a little ugly, and he glared at Xiaohui and said, "When I saved you, you promised to make a promise, otherwise you..."

"Hehe, whatever you say, I've already repaid the favor!"

What's the situation?

Bao Xiaofei was a little disappointed, it was okay just now, this woman's face is really changing faster than the sky.

Bao Xiaofei's mood was terrible all of a sudden, as if there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.

Lao Tzu risked his life to save you, for the sake of this night's joy of fish and water?

However, when Xiaohui walked out of the room, he began to work alone in front of the computer, and he still relied on what Bao Xiaofei said, and Xiaohui didn't drink him.

For a whole day, Bao Xiaofei didn't know how to boil it out, he only ate a piece of bread and drank a cup of soy milk in the morning, and only ate two pieces of bread at noon, which was far from enough for Bao Xiaofei, who had a large consumption of physical strength.

And Xiaohui always looked at his air, he should eat, drink, and sleep, but he didn't give Bao Xiaofei a chance to say a word.

The bored Bao Xiaofei could only lie on the sofa and watch TV, and no matter how bored he was, he opened his storage space to see what could come in handy now, but unfortunately there was nothing.

Seeing that Xiaohui had been answering the phone, Bao Xiaofei took out a "can't finish" and put it in his mouth.

He originally thought that after a day of boredom, Xiaohui would get better, but he didn't expect that in the afternoon, a green military vehicle came to the courtyard of the community, and then, a middle-aged woman about forty years old walked directly into Xiaohui's residence with two identical-looking women.