Chapter 369: 'Drunken Bone Smoked Dragon Incense'
The witch doctor picked up the wine gourd and took a sip, "We are all doctors who are undergraduates for four years and graduate students for one year. Everything that is written, every word is classic. To a mediocre person like you, of course, I can't understand it. ”
"Well, I'm just a beginner. But you don't understand how I get the medicine?" I said, looking at him indifferently.
Hearing this, this witch doctor just grinned, "'Fangzi' is finished for you." How? That's your business. ”
I paused, and said to myself, this old boy, it can't be done on purpose, right?
Thinking of this, I got up late, and was about to teach him how to behave, but was stopped by Boyle.
"Don't worry, this guest officer, you can't understand someone can understand. ”
"You understand?"
Boyle grinned and smiled awkwardly, "Of course I can't read it, but the people at our pharmacy here." ”
After saying that, he pulled me and walked out the door. I threw a bunch of prescriptions at Boyle and said with an exaggerated expression, "Boss, you're a good person." Big nice guys. For the sake of our acquaintance, you can wait for a while and help me buy these medicines. I'll give you double the money. How?"
When Bao Yier heard this, he immediately smiled, hurriedly took the prescription, and strode towards the pharmacy.
I sat down next to Ying Yun and pressed gauze against the wound on her neck. "I'm sorry you suffered. ”
Ying Yun shook her head and looked at me with a complicated expression, "It seems that you really have a lot of secrets. ”
"But I've told you the biggest secret. I say meaningfully.
Eagle Yun slowly came into my arms, and the faint fragrance made people appear for a short period of confusion.
"Whatever the outcome is tonight, I'll go with you. From now on, I will go wherever you go. Ying Yun said.
I grabbed the latter's long hair and kissed her lightly on the forehead, "Follow me, far more dangerous than now." ”
"I'm not afraid. Ying Yun said lightly.
At this moment, the witch doctor came up to me at an inopportune time, took out a pipe from his body, and said, "Boy, borrow a fire." ”
I pursed my lips, pulled out the lighter on my body, and lit cigarettes for him at random.
The latter took a puff on his cigarette, ignored the roll of my eyes, and sat down next to Yingyun.
"Girl. Do you believe in this witch doctor?"
Ying Yun paused, obviously resentful of what had just happened.
"Your position in the Mongolian steppe is not low. Of course I would believe what I said. Ying Yun hesitated, but her words were still very firm.
The witch doctor spat at me, and a pungent smell floated over me.
I used my hand as a fan and fanned in front of me, "Are you sick?"
When the witch doctor heard this, he was not angry, and came up to me and looked at me carefully for a long time, completely ignoring my disgusted eyes.
"This person Yin Tang is black, his face is dim, obviously a ****, irresponsible scumbag. ”
I bit my lip, "Will you speak?"
The witch doctor took another puff of cigarette and grabbed Ying Yun's little hand instead, "This is a natural good girl, and the most important thing is Wangfu, whoever marries Wangfu." But the two of you have the same attributes, and once you get married, you will definitely be killed..."
I snatched the witch doctor's pipe, "I tell you, people like you can't live for more than two days in the Northeast!"
The witch doctor snatched back his pipe and said with an indifferent expression, "I was in the Northeast until I was 20 years old, and it's okay?"
Seeing this, Ying Yun couldn't help but chuckle, "Don't make any noise! I know that the witch doctor is joking, and he won't take it to heart." ”
I rolled my eyes, if it weren't for saving Yingyun, I would have kicked him to death right now.
As he spoke, Boyle had already bought the medicine. I don't know how many days of medicine this grandson prescribed, two large packages.
I thanked the sweaty Boyer, then looked at the witch doctor and said, "How do you fry this?"
The witch doctor took great pains to pour two large packages of medicine on the ground, then stripped off his feet and stirred the medicine together very roughly.
I looked at Ying Yun with black lines on my head, and whispered to the latter, "Is this old man reliable? I think he is a charlatan." ”
Ying Yun smiled lightly and said with some embarrassment, "This... You don't have to doubt that he is very respected in the Mongolian steppe, and even some people want to see him, but it is difficult to find a lot of money. ”
"Set up a large pot outside and fry together. The witch doctor chopped off his stinky feet and said.
Boyle seemed accustomed to the situation, and before I could reply, he had already gone to prepare.
The witch doctor glanced at me, "I need you to decoction this medicine yourself." ”
I didn't bother to grind my teeth with the latter, stroked Yingyun's long hair, told her to be careful that the witch doctor ate tofu, and followed Boyle to decoction the medicine.
Bao Yir did the same, and brought a lot of dried cow dung, which was put under the cauldron to be used as fuel.
"The heat of this medicine is very important, and you can't stop when you light the fire. And it is necessary to add water regularly, if there is less water, the medicine will be wasted. The witch doctor explained.
Boyle nodded, "Witch Doctor, look at it. ”
The witch doctor called Bauir away, pointed at me and said, "You can fry this medicine yourself." ”
...
Five hours later, the sun was setting in the west, but my medicine still hadn't been cooked...
I saw that the water in the cauldron was constantly boiling, the liquid in it was constantly decreasing, and the fragrance of the medicine was constantly getting thicker, but the old man of the witch doctor on the side insisted that "the fire is not ready!"
It made me cold water, carrying bucket after bucket, dry cow dung, burning pile after pile, and my hands smelled of cow dung.
After another ten minutes, the liquid medicine in the cauldron had basically bottomed out.
The witch doctor stirred a wooden stick, "Almost, another fire." ”
I threw cow dung into the flames, and because of the long smoke and fire, and without lunch, my body was already showing signs of overdraft.
Finally, after all the cow dung around me was burned, I stumbled and fell on the grass, too tired to stand up.
Seeing this, Ying Yun in the yurt limped to the witch doctor and prayed, "My lord, you don't have to do this, do you?"
The witch doctor paused, and said with a wicked smile, "Girl, you go back and lie down first, this 'drunken bone smoked dragon incense' will be well soon." ”
Hearing this, I was stunned, "What incense?"
"'Drunken bones and dragon incense,' as the name suggests, is enough to make people drunk to the bone, that is, the will of a person who is determined to smell it will be drunk for three days and three nights. The witch doctor shook his head.
Hearing this, I couldn't help but have 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my mind.
"I'll let you heal and detoxify, why are you letting me boil this?" I said, grabbing the witch doctor's collar.
Ying Yun hurriedly separated the two of us, "Sun Ce, you misunderstood. The poison on my body has been cured by the witch doctor, but I was too weak just now, so I didn't get out of bed. ”
I glanced at Ying Yun and found that the latter had a ruddy complexion and was in a lot of energy. I couldn't help but look at the witch doctor with a displeased gaze, "Why did you deliberately fix me?"
"Alas, this thing is too time-consuming, and I don't feel comfortable handing it over to others. I made up my mind several times but didn't do it, but this time there happened to be free coolies, so it would be a pity not to have to. The witch doctor grinned.
"You, you—" I pointed at the latter's nose, but I couldn't utter a word...
"Alright, let's go inside and rest for a while. It's going to be 'open incense hall' in a while, and we still have a lot of things to do." Ying Yun persuaded him.
I scratched my head, the last sentence of Eagle Yun was very intriguing. But he didn't have much to think about it, and staggered back to the yurt to rest for a while.
"Are you really okay?"
Ying Yun lifted her Mongolian robe, the wound on her leg had been wrapped, and it seemed that there was still a lot of medicinal powder wrapped in it.
I pointed to the latter's leg and said, "This is the old bad guy who gave you a bag?"
Ying Yun shook her head, "This is the bag that the proprietress gave me, the witch doctor is a very upright person, and he will never take advantage of others." ”
I rolled my eyes and said seriously, "I vouch for my man's instincts, this old boy is an old man who takes the opportunity to rub oil." ”
"Good, good... Whatever you say is what you say. Hurry up and rest for a while, there is still a lot to do in a while. Ying Yun said.
"Isn't Kaixiangtang the wife of the hall master, what does it have to do with us?" I asked suspiciously.
Ying Yun's expression was a little unnatural, and she said vaguely, "You'll know in a while, let's rest." ”
I didn't dwell too much on the topic, turned around and fell asleep sweetly.
...
I don't know how long it took, I was still obsessed with the roast chicken and goose in this dream, but I was woken up by someone who was rude.
When I opened my hazy eyes, I found Ying Yun lying in front of me with her hands on her cheeks. The loose makeup has been refilled, the delicate pretty face is decorated with pink makeup, and the long hair slides down to the side of the bed like a waterfall, looking very charming and sultry.
What's even more surprising is that there is a faint steam in the room, which decorates the scene more warmly.
"Get up, I've got a roast duck for you. Ying Yun whispered.
I paused, sniffing at the enchanting smell of burnt fire in the air, thinking that my dreams were not my intention, lewdness, and that there was really a source.
Instead of sniffing the smell and looking for roast duck, I leaned into Eagle Yun's mouth, "I don't like to eat roast duck." ”
Yingyun's breathing was slightly and rapid, and the intoxicating fragrance slapped rhythmically on the side of my face, "Then what do you like to eat? I'll make it for you." ”
I licked Eagle Yun's lips gently, "I like to eat donkey lips." Can you cut off the donkey's lips for me?"
Ying Yun was originally peachy, but as soon as these words came out, his face changed instantly, and he turned around and took out a knife from his leg and pushed it into my hand, "Come, you cut, you cut." If you don't cut it, you won't be raised by man!"
I was stunned, and said to myself that this little girl is really spicy.
I took the knife and said, "Raise those lips a little higher." ”
Ying Yun closed her eyes and pursed her beak high, "Is this high enough?"
Before I could finish speaking, I kissed her lightly on the lips, and the latter opened his eyes suddenly, and after a brief moment of stunnedness, he did not dodge.
After a long time, Yingyun retracted her lips with some reluctance and took out a "yellow talisman" and pasted it on my chest. "Time is running out, I'll wait until I get back..."
I lowered my head slowly, and after a day of fighting, the wound in my chest that had not healed had been reopened. Traces of blood oozed from the wound, and it was ridiculous that Ying Yun only used a yellow charm to help me stop the bleeding.
I shook my head with a wry smile, "That's how you trust that witch doctor?"