Chapter 10: A Big Joke
A gorgeous bed that seems to fit perfectly everywhere. After looking for a long time, Xu Jiannan laboriously pulled out a small safe from the dark layer.
Sitting on the ground with this safe, Xu Jiannan only felt like a dream. All that's left in my mind is who I am, where I am, and what I'm doing......
Looking at Xu Jianan, who was in a daze, Lu Yan opened his mouth and reminded: "Open it, password 911."
Xu Jiannan also became stubborn, he had to figure out this strange night! So while opening the safe, he asked without raising his head: "How can you know the password?"
After entering the password, when the box opened, Lu Yan's cold voice came from the other side of the bed: "Because...... The password is my birthday. ”
“......”
Xu Jianan's hand holding the real estate certificate froze in mid-air, and her whole body froze. When I think of that kind of ...... 1 in 10,000, 1 in a million, ......1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 Xu Jiannan didn't even have the courage to look back at Lu Yan.
The fingers mechanically opened the real estate certificate, and the eyeballs slowly fell on the name of the head of the household.
Lu Yan.
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Ah!! Xu Jianan's heart erupted into a scream of collapse! What kind of big joke is this! The landlord of the house he finally rented turned out to be Lu Yan?! And he was clamoring to call the police to call him for trespassing on the house, and now it seems that the trespasser is ...... It's more like yourself. Lu Yan obviously didn't know about the problem with this house.
But...... All this should be Cheng Tao's responsibility! Without him, how could he have lived here! Okay, take 10,000 steps back and say, for the time being, I don't think about whose responsibility it is, where should I live? In the middle of the night, I should let him go out, right? But the house belongs to someone else's ...... But I paid the rent!
Xu Jiannan thought about these things confusedly......
Lu Yan seemed to be quite interesting to look at Xu Jianan's wonderful facial expression for a while, then supported his head with one hand, leaned on the side of the bed and asked with a smile: "Why, the real estate agent didn't tell you the name of the owner?" Oh, that's right." If you knew the name, you wouldn't have spoken ill of me and called the police. ”
"......" Xu Jiannan only felt that the blood all over his body was cold, and only his face was very hot.
Lu Yan suddenly felt that the appearance of the woman on the other side of the bed was really interesting, so he deliberately said: "Eh, do you have a sense of the law? Now that it is a legal society, your behavior is almost equivalent to trespassing on a private house, and it has threatened the safety of my life and property." Lu Yan imitated Xu Jianan's words just now, and deliberately pointed to his arm that hurt when he fell. The implication is that Xu Jiannan kicked him out of bed, which has constituted "harm".
Xu Jiannan only felt like a dead heart at the moment...... She mustered up her courage and slowly turned around, looking at Lu Yan's extremely rampant... Arrogant... Add insult to injury... And a triumphant face...... Gritted his teeth and whispered, "I'm sorry...... I was deceived too......"
Lu Yan said lazily as if he had been bored: "You have been deceived, do you need me to fight a lawsuit for you?"
"......" Xu Jiannan restrained his urge to step forward and pump him, clenched his fists, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth and continued: "Lu ...... Mr. Lu, I don't know why your house is in the hands of a liar named Cheng Tao. But I did pay the rent...... And just settled everything. If...... If you want to drive me away, can you give me a little time......" When Xu Jiannan said this, he felt that his soul had left his body. The sense of humiliation, the sense of anger, and the feeling of helplessness that is unwilling but helpless...... All deeply frustrated this professional psychiatrist.
Lu Yan listened to her with a smile, and then his face darkened: "Cheng Tao......"
The fierce eyes that wanted to kill flashed, but Xu Jianan, who had been keeping his head down, didn't see it. Just honestly replied, "Yes...... He was the one who rented me this house. If you know him, please ask him to give me back the rent...... I'll definitely move out as soon as possible. ”
Lu Yan, who is so serious at work on weekdays that he has a solemn atmosphere, seems to be much calmer today under the influence of a good mood and alcohol. He was also drunk, and he was too sleepy, and returned to the house in a daze. In fact, he really hasn't lived in this house for a long time, because of the work distance, he has been living in another place. The place where I drank today was relatively close to here, probably out of instinct, and I returned here unconsciously, and then this dramatic scene happened......
It's just that Xu Jiannan must not have imagined that the person who drank with Lu Yan today was the "liar" Cheng Tao.
The whole ins and outs seem to be a joke by God, so that the two people with a narrow road staged a midnight terror.
The horror has been settled, and the wine has awakened. Lu Yan looked at Xu Jianan's unwilling to bow his head, but he had to bow his head, and finally couldn't help but shake his head and smile.
"Forget it, I'm a reasonable person. Since you have already paid the rent in this house, let's live in it!" Lu Yan finished speaking, propping himself up on the bed and standing up.
Xu Jianan, who was ready to be bombed out to sleep on the street in the middle of the night, was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Lu Yan in disbelief, as if he was still questioning whether this person was so kind.
After watching it for a long time, I finally held back a sentence: "You...... You're not going to live here too, are you?"
Lu Yan lowered his eyes and looked at Xu Jianan, frowned clearly, and then hooked the corners of his mouth with relief and smiled: "If you ask for it hard, it's not impossible." ”
"I didn't!!" Xu Jiannan desperately denied it.
"Then what do you mean?" Lu Yan asked knowingly.
Xu Jianan's face flushed in shame: "I...... Even if you let me continue to rent a house, I'll have to ask if you're going to come back!!"
Lu Yan found the water cup and poured a glass of cold water, and after drinking a cup, he seemed to think seriously for a while, and finally said to Xu Jianan: "Look." ”
Xu Jianan's eyes widened: "Look?!What do you mean, you will come back at any time?And then I still have to pay the rent and share a house here with people in fear?!Are you crazy or am I crazy?1"
Lu Yan sat calmly on the sofa by the window, looked at Xu Jiannan and shrugged his shoulders and said, "I am already very kind and tolerant, it is difficult for us to continue with your attitude." Dr. Xu, I don't care how you were deceived, please answer me a few questions. First, did I lie to you?"
"......" Xu Jiannan seemed to be choked with a two-pound steamed bun in his throat, and he couldn't say half a word.
Lu Yan gracefully cocked his long legs, the corners of his mouth still had that unfathomable smile, and he continued to ask: "Second, did you give me the rent?"
"......" Xu Jianangan looked at Lu Yan's unbridled smile, and hated to turn back time and start all over again, at that time, he would definitely not be greedy...... And I also want to warn Chen Fei that pie in the sky will not fall in vain.
Lu Yan ignored Xu Jianan's tearless face, and continued easily: "Third, the house is mine, right? Fourth, you live in my house without permission and sleep in my bed, right? Fifth, you changed my environment without permission. Sixth, it was only right for me to go home, and you took advantage of my unpreparedness to hurt me. Seventh, in my home, they attacked me personally and verbally insulted me. Eighth...... Forget it, there are more places I can sue you than I can count. After speaking, he also deliberately unbuttoned his shirt, loosened his neckline, took a deep breath, and said, "This room is filled with a dumb and stupid atmosphere, and I can't breathe anymore." ”
Xu Jiannan raised his left hand and lowered his head to cover his eyes. She didn't dare to look at him, she was afraid that if she looked at him any more, she would die with him at once!!
This person is really too "superb"! Xu Jianan, who thinks that he has a good family education and high quality of cultivation on weekdays, just wants to go to the kitchen and get a kitchen knife and fight to the death!
Lu Yan just looked aggressive, unforgiving, and unreasonable, reversing black and white without reason...... Let Xu Jianan begin to sympathize with his opponent in court. This person is simply the devil in the courtroom.
But things have come to this point, and it is absolutely impossible to end up together, so there must be a solution. Seeing Lu Yan like that, it was clear that he wanted to blackmail.
After Xu Jiannan was mentally prepared, he mustered up the courage to raise his eyes to meet his narrow gaze and asked, "Say it... How to solve it..."
The slender and good-looking fingers playfully tapped the armrest of the sofa, and Lu Yan thought seriously for a while and said, "In this way, you will live here, and the rent should be compensated." ”
If it was a unilateral decision, Lu Yan stood up after speaking, put his hands in his pockets, and walked past Xu Jianan's side.
"What are you doing?" Xu Jianan turned around and asked something that shouldn't have been asked.
Lu Yan stopped, turned his head and asked, "Do you want me to live here?"
Xu Jiannan suddenly lowered his head: "No, I thought you hadn't finished yet." Then you go, don't send it. ”
Although he said this, Xu Jianan's heart was not steady. She doesn't know how to get out of this situation, and it will be difficult to go out and rent a house again after paying compensation.
It's just that this house belongs to Lu Yan, what if he drinks too much and goes to the wrong door one day? In this way, going home will become a shadow for Xu Jianan.
There was a mess in his mind, and Xu Jianan's expression was also depressed like a soldier who had lost a battle.
Looking up again, it happened to be close to Lu Yan's face!
Xu Jiannan was so frightened that he hurriedly took a few steps back: "You...... Why haven't you left?"
Lu Yan looked at Xu Jianan with an expression like studying a silly child and said, "Your work and life are completely different, two people, I understand." But your mental quality is not very good, it's hard to imagine how you work. ”
After a mockery, after seeing that Xu Jianan's body was incomplete, Lu Yan took out the key, put it on the bedside table, put away the bad attitude of ridiculing and sarcastic attacks, returned to a normal and cold appearance, and said without any tone: "The keys are here, I can't get in, you can rest assured." But if you live alone, you should at least learn to lock the door when you get home. ”
This faint tone, in Xu Jianan's voice, still seems like a sarcasm and mockery. However, Lu Yan left the key, which made her completely relieved.
Picking up his things, Lu Yan left. When he was about to close the door, he also reminded him coldly: "Come and lock the door." ”