Tang Xiaobao drove the car, and the fat man sat in the co-pilot, so fat that the whole person stuffed the front. 八?一?Chinese Net? ≥≠≈．≥８＝１≤Ｚ＝≈．ＣＯＭ

"Hey, move back a bit, I can't see the mirror. ”

Tang Xiaobao complained.

The fat man leaned back, almost like he didn't.

"You've really got to lose weight. ”

"Not less. ”

"Don't you find life inconvenient?"

"What's inconvenient?"

"Are you a girl?"

"I have a place in my heart, so I won't be moved by these ordinary people. ”

"You mean Chang'e?"

"It's good that you understand. ”

"Blow, keep blowing, who were those two girls last time?"

The fat man's face changed: "Hehe, brother, this matter has to be kept secret"

"What are you afraid of, Chang'e won't come down, and she can't see it above, or she would have taken you to the sky a long time ago. Tang Xiaobao smiled strangely: "I actually understand very well, you have been in the world for countless years, men, there is always a need, but I am curious, you are so fat, other girls must not be pressed by you?"

The fat man's face turned red, and he said angrily: "I don't sleep with them, how can I crush them to death?"

"Huh?" Tang Xiaobao sighed: "It turns out that you still have special hobbies!"

The fat man was silent.

After a while, the fat man said: "You will also go to heaven sooner or later, and you must not tell Chang'e when the time comes, my love for her has never changed." ”

"Stop, stop, don't disgust me, don't say anything about such a sensual thing. Tang Xiaobao hurriedly stopped.

Along the way, the two talked and laughed, and soon, the car was out of the city.

From morning to afternoon, the fat man also said to drive forward.

From afternoon to evening, the fat man also said to drive forward.

Tang Xiaobao was furious: "Damn, this is all out of the Yanjing realm, where is this auction held?"

The fat man said, "You're right." ”

Tang Xiaobao was helpless.

Keep it going.

Fortunately, he has innate energy, full of physical strength, and good spirit.

Been open all night.

Drove it all day.

couldn't stand it anymore, Tang Xiaobao found a roadside hotel to live in.

There is a restaurant downstairs, and Tang Xiaobao said to the fat man: "Let's go, go down and eat." ”

The fat man shook his head: "Don't go." ”

"Don't eat again?" Tang Xiaobao was embarrassed: "From yesterday morning to now, you haven't eaten a single meal, you are really a fairy." ”

"I just don't eat for a year, I don't eat for 10 years, and there's no problem. The fat man said: "Other people's dishes are too unpalatable, and I don't want to be offended." ”

Tang Xiaobao was speechless.

There's nothing wrong with that.

But only Zhu Fatzi can say that.

When it comes out of someone else's mouth, it's a joke.

Tang Xiaobao went to order a few dishes, returned to the room after eating, and complained: "This dish is indeed too unpalatable, and it is strange, since I have tasted your craftsmanship, I don't eat anything as fragrant as before, it seems that I will have to live with you in the future." ”

The fat man was frightened, and waved his hand again and again to say no.

If you live with him, the fat man will have to become a professional nanny, and this matter is not negotiable.

The dignified Marshal of Tianpeng, a cook who has become a mortal, this matter will be transmitted to the sky, and it will be stinking for hundreds of millions of years!

"I'm kidding. Tang Xiaobao jumped on the bed and smiled evilly: "You let me live with a fat man, I'm sorry, I'm not interested." ”

After sleeping until dawn, Tang Xiaobao continued to drive.

After driving for more than two hours, the car drove into the mountains and drove on the rugged mountain road, and the car was very bumpy.

"How far is it?" Tang Xiaobao asked.

The fat man said, "It's almost there." ”

It is indeed fast, because the road ahead is becoming more and more difficult to walk, with potholes, as if there has been no car for many years, and after walking dozens of kilometers, there is no road at all.

At the end of the road, there is a steep mountain.

There are a lot of cars parked here, and Tang Xiaobao is very glad that he picked a Land Rover, otherwise the road would not have been so smooth.

"Arrived?" Tang Xiaobao jumped out of the car and breathed a sigh of relief.

The fat man moved out of the car with great difficulty, looked at the mountain in front of him, and said, "It's still early, but I know a shortcut." ”

Tang Xiaobao almost didn't scold his mother.

It's been a long time, it's still early?

"Why don't you say here, why don't you take a plane?" Tang Xiaobao gritted his teeth.

"I'm afraid of heights. The fat man said aggrievedly.

Burst!

Tang Xiaobao couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that his stomach hurt.

"Aren't you able to fly? You're afraid of heights?"

You can laugh at the dead when you say this, you are a fairy, a flying fairy, you are afraid of heights, who believes it!

"I'm really afraid of heights. The fat man said depressedly: "I have no fairy power, no sense of security." ”

Well, Tang Xiaobao didn't want to discuss this matter anymore.

"Let's go!"

After walking a few steps, Tang Xiaobao turned around and saw that Zhu Fatzi didn't move, and was stunned: "What's wrong with you?"

"I can fly, when are you going?"

Hey, is it great to be able to fly? You can look down on Tang Ye? Tang Ye has teleportation skills, come on, it's a donkey or a horse, pull it out and slip!

"Come on, can you fly, okay, okay, I know you can fly, in this way, you fly in front, I promise to keep up!" Tang Xiaobao waved his hand, full of confidence.

Zhu Fatzi was a little unconvinced: "Can you keep up?"

"Just try it. Tang Xiaobao smiled mysteriously.

Zhu Fatzi said, "Okay, then I'll go first." ”

As soon as the words fell, the fat man actually flew up, and walked in the air, like a bird, flying towards the mountain.

The fat man's degree is not fast, and his posture is not chic, mainly because his body is too fat, and no matter how you look at it, it doesn't match the grace.

Tang Xiaobao didn't rush to catch up, he just stared at the fat man in the sky and silently began to count.

"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Fall!"

Bang!

The timing is so accurate!

Ten seconds later, the fat man fell from the sky like a kite with a broken string.

The ground shook, and the branches of several pine trees were all broken, and only a loud noise was heard, and the fat man was hidden in the forest.

Tang Xiaobao grinned.

It's ugly!

It's still Tang Ye's transient and easy to use.

Teleport!

Tang Xiaobao exerted all his strength, and appeared 100 meters away in an instant.

With the appearance and ascension of the Innate Qi, the distance he now teleported each time was at least twice as far as before, and he used to teleport at most fifty meters away at one time, but now he could reach a hundred meters.

Teleport, teleport, teleport.

Teleported three times, Tang Xiaobao burrowed into the pine forest.

The fat man just got up from a pit and shook the dirt on his body, he looked at Tang Xiaobao as if he was nothing, as if he had seen a ghost: "Damn, can you really keep up?"

"Go ahead. Tang Xiaobao said with a smile.

The fat man glanced at Tang Xiaobao with some suspicion, and with a sigh, his body flew up again.

Tang Xiaobao still didn't move, he didn't know where to teleport, he had to look in the right direction.

Ten seconds later, the fat man fell again from mid-air.

The earth shook and the mountains shook......