The most boring and sleepy professional class

There is also a professional teacher Zhang Liming who teaches in the same office as Teacher Gong Ruilin, in fact, he is a teacher, and I prefer to call him Mr. Reading.

He didn't come from a serious class like Teacher Gong Ruilin, he spent almost one class on the first day of our class, and introduced himself in a deep voice: Hello classmates! My surname is Zhang, Jacky Zhang's Zhang, Dawn of Dawn, I came back from the army as a soldier, and I was transferred to the school to teach as a battalion-level cadre, and my family lives in ...... My son is ** years old this year, how tall is ....... I don't fall in love with you, and you're not here to find a daughter-in-law, so long do you spend so much time introducing yourself to be a god? Listen to it, I always seem to be able to hear the sound of the strings, if you come to find a daughter-in-law, you can also, there are 11 flowers in our class, roses, peonies, peonies and trumpet flowers, the "Jiangnan Seven Monsters" and the "Four Famous Catches" camps are all there, if you want to, you don't have to give us face to take all of them back to be your daughter-in-law! Listening to the story part of his self-introduction is quite energetic, the story in the barracks can always arouse the appetite of the children, the point is that when he officially introduced everyone to "open the first page", the bell of the class "Ding Yu" rang, "Students, after class", the content part of the first professional class said a total of two sentences that are so expensive.

If you listen to his reading-style lectures, you will probably be like a crab holding two big tongs to make a "more crab and more crab", so in comparison, it is cooler to listen to his self-absorbed introduction, in fact, his appearance is really like a ** star, but it definitely has nothing to do with the two kings of Liming and Jacky Cheung, but it is a bit similar to Mr. Wu Yaohan, a comedy movie star, but it is more like "Wu Yaohan" who is full of "gas" , The face full of oil and sweat is full of meat, several layers of chin already have a crumbling feeling, with a big belly, the more than 200 pounds of walking is full of elephant-like thickness, watching him walk can really make you feel a word "tired" for him, wherever he goes, he always carries two magic weapons: a towel is always prepared on the stomach all year round, wiping the sweat gushing out of the spring water from time to time, and there is a big kettle-style teacup to constantly replenish water...... I can't help but think of the teacher's "like a gardener, with hard sweat to water the next generation of the motherland" and so on praise of the teacher's articles, but the motherland and the next generation of the motherland did not let you grow so stout, besides, you always use so much sweat to water our delicate next generation, let's not die in the past!

What's even more tiring is to listen to his class, listen to it and you will unconsciously gallop towards "Suzhou", double eyelids have to be supported with toothpicks, really tired to sleepy. This kind of science professional knowledge is boring and boring, and his class can vividly explain the idiom of "reading from the book", of course, he is an officer who came back, after all, he is not a university lecturer from a serious academic class like Mr. Gong Ruilin...... But the students under your podium have "died" and "fell" a large number of them, and even the sound of "snoring" has no bottom line, it is getting louder and louder, and the students at the adjacent table are all lying on the desks one by one, reading books by themselves, and there are also professional textbooks the size of double-folio A4 paper erected and continued to work hard towards "Suzhou...... At this moment, I have a scene in my mind that I am wearing a military uniform, carrying a radio on my back, and holding a walkie-talkie: "Report to Battalion Commander Zhang, more than half of our soldiers have been killed, please instruct!"

Battalion Commander Zhang asked: "Before you reach the battlefield, you killed more than half of them first?"

Report: "I was knocked out by the sound of a machine-gun reading during your lecture!"

Camp Commander Zhang: "Then where are you now?"

Report: "I have already passed through Wuxi Jiangyin, and I am almost there" Suzhou "

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Since this is the case, you can study by yourself, so in his class, in addition to the snoring sound that comes out from time to time in the dead silence, there is also the shouting and scolding of Camp Commander Zhang: "Students, sit up straight, young people should look like young people, stand like a pine, sit like a clock, and walk like the wind, what does it look like lying on the table like this, if you fight, you are all soldiers without combat effectiveness...... Ahh

"What you said is light, but you can show me what it means to walk like the wind?!", I said in my head without thinking...... Although Zhang "battalion commander" will shout loudly in class to remind the students to cheer up, he will not beat the classmates like a "yin dead ghost", and can imagine that he is also a good battalion commander when leading the troops.