Chapter 395: A Combination of Contradictions
Qin Feng asked, "What did you catch?"
Sima Minghao's face was the color of pig liver: "I grabbed a ...... 'kneeling on the ground and slapping myself ten times'." What about you?"
Qin Feng also cried and said: "I'm even more miserable, 'ten slaps to self-harm while doing push-ups'." ”
Sima Minghao emphasized: "I'm worse than you, I have to kneel." ”
Qin Feng said with an unconvinced face: "Why do I have to do push-ups, the difficulty coefficient is higher than yours, who do you say is miserable?"
The two actually quarreled miserably.
It's getting a little weird.
And in order to be miserable, both of them almost scolded each other.
"A man has gold under his knees, and he kneels to his parents, and I ...... I'm on my knees, isn't it worse than you?" Sima Minghao said anxiously.
Qin Feng was also anxious: "Is it good to slap your face by doing push-ups?" Then you have to support it with one hand and hit it with one hand...... Most people can't do it, but I'm thankful for me...... I'm physically okay. Who do you think is miserable? If you don't accept it, let's try it instead, you can't do it. ”
“……”
Fang Zhixiong looked at them like two pigs.
Did these two guys drink too much, or are they brain-dead? Is it interesting to argue about this?
The thing couldn't be more obvious, tonight's KTV trip was a well-planned scam. The two of you, plus our Zhixiong, were all calculated by Lu Ping.
Fortunately, our Zhi Xiong was sharp-eyed and recognized and withdrew in time.
Otherwise, I'll end up like you tonight.
Shao Jinyuan urged on the side: "Two brothers, don't be stunned, then let's hurry up and implement it." ”
"Fall...... Implement...... What is the truth?" Sima Minghao reacted a little bit, stopped arguing with Qin Feng, and turned to Shao Jinyuan and said: "This is not right, why did they catch money, but we, the two of us, caught self-harm?"
Qin Feng also suddenly realized: "That's right......! In four lots, one person catches the grand prize, and the rest either loses money or harms themselves, which ...... This is patently unreasonable. ”
Shao Jinyuan explained: "I am willing to gamble and lose." Which award-winning department do you see, and all of them are awarded for you to catch, then it must be ...... It must have lost money and died. Therefore, there are still a few people who have won the prize, and most of them still have empty prizes or no prizes. Just like the welfare lottery, millions of people only have such a big prize, and one of the four of us has a big prize, which is quite high. ”
Sima Minghao pondered: "There is ...... It makes sense, the proportion is really high. ”
Qin Feng frowned and scolded him: "Tall ball, tall, people's welfare lottery loses money, and there is no such award as self-harm, isn't it? No, no, no, this thing can't be made, either it will be invalidated, or it will be ...... Just re-grasp. ”
Shao Jinyuan's face was gloomy, and he emphasized: "Two brothers, since you have fun, there is no turning back, do you have to be trustworthy in doing things, don't you have to be trustworthy?" I mean, either implement the project or ...... Hmph, just don't leave this clubhouse. I, Shao, run such a large office, and I am not short of money. My aim is to carry forward the spirit of entertainment, and you are lucky tonight, and I have given you several free performances and taken away 10,000 yuan. Some people make a profit, and some people have to pay the price, and this is the law of conservation of energy. ”
Lu Ping listened and couldn't help but pout.
In order to convince them, Shao Jinyuan even moved out of the law of conservation of energy?
But this kind of thing is really embarrassing for him.
It is inconvenient for me to clean up these two unscrupulous leaders by myself, so I can only rely on the hands of others.
It's just not the same as last time.
This time, the way is much more civilized.
Sima Minghao didn't dare to turn his face with Shao Jinyuan, but he subtly transferred his anger to Lu Ping, and said indignantly: "Shao ...... Mr. Shao, it's him who makes the cheapest, can't he get a good deed, let the two of us be punished, right? I think these projects caught by the two of us make ...... Let Xiao Lu implement it for us. ”
Qin Feng felt that this was an idea, so he echoed: "He...... Xiao Lu must be willing, he must be willing!"
So Sima Minghao stretched out his hand to summon Lu Ping, and said in a leader's tone: "Xiao Lu, look, you have received a benefit of 10,000 yuan, and you have also received this punishment by the way." Only...... Just kneel for a while, do push-ups for a while, and oh, of course, slap yourself in the face...... It's worth 10,000 dollars!"
"Yes, Xiao Lu, I think Director Sima is right. Qin Feng tensed, patted Lu Ping's shoulder, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Sharing the burden for the leader in case of trouble will help you grow and progress." You can rest assured that your development in the Auto Trade City will be on me and Director Sima. Oh, and Mr. Fang. Also, it stands to reason that you will pay the minus 1,000 yuan that Mr. Fang caught in one piece, so that you still have 9,000 yuan left, right? You can't be too greedy. ”
These two faces.
Lu Ping almost wanted to slap them a few times.
Everyone was hit with a beer bottle just now, and they haven't woken up yet?
"That doesn't work, that doesn't work. Lu Ping smiled: "You can't break the rules." It's not that I, Lu Ping, don't want to solve problems for the two leaders, but ...... There's no substitute for this thing. Since it's a lot, you can get your own benefits, and what you catch is nothing. Obey the destiny of heaven and do your best. ”
"You...... You ......" Sima Minghao's face was full of iron.
Shao Jinyuan stepped forward angrily and stabbed a fierce look: "What are you......? Mr. Lu is right, each sweeps the snow in front of his own door, and doesn't care about the frost on the tiles of others. You dare to catch it, do you?"
Lu ...... Mr. Lu?" Sima Minghao pursed his lips and said contemptuously: "When will he become a ...... Cheng Lu, the two of us...... No, we are the leaders, that party is always the big leader, me and Lao Qin...... One of us is a director and the other is a supervisor, and both are ...... It's all his leadership. ”
Burst......
Fang Zhixiong was silent for a while at Sima Minghao.
As the saying goes, 'If you don't die, you won't die', when did you dare to put on an official position? Who would eat you like this!
That Qin Feng also echoed unconvinced: "Brother Sima is right, Mr. Fang is the first, and I and ...... Sima and I are tied for second place. ”
Sima Minghao emphasized: "Obviously, I am a little taller than you. ”
Qin Feng argued: "Almost, our positions are about the same." ”
"It's much worse than Lao Qin. Sima Minghao said: "I am the sales director, you belong to logistics, is it comparable?"
Qin Feng said: "But I am the safety director of the entire Auto Trade City, and you are just the director of the store, and the pattern is different, so in essence, the two of us are still the same." ”
Sima Minghao sneered: "Then my salary is higher than yours, much higher." ”
Qin Feng was not to be outdone: "My salary is not bad, and I also helped sell several cars this month, plus the commission, it is not much lower than you." You can only get a sales salary, and I can get both. ”
“……”
What's so special about salary?
Lu Ping felt ridiculous.
Fang Zhixiong was a little speechless when he saw this, and he couldn't wait to kick everyone in the past.
"You two...... You two let me tell me what is good about you?" Fang Zhixiong got closer, waved his arm and lashed out at them: "It's a job comparison and a salary, do you have a lot of salary? Come, try to compare with me? Look at your virtue." ”
Sima Minghao grinned: "Compare with you...... Surely there is no comparison, you are the general manager. ”
Qin Feng also agreed: "There is no comparison, Mr. Fang, we are ......."
Fang Zhixiong interrupted them, glanced at Lu Ping next to him, and said with a complicated expression: "Have you not put yourself in the right position until now?" It seems that I am going to solemnly popularize it for you now, Lu ...... Brother Lu is now the supervisor of the Auto Trade City......"
Sima Minghao preemptively said: "Void ...... Vacant position, false position. ”
"You're big!" Fang Zhixiong emphasized: "Let me tell you, the definition given by the eldest lady to the supervisor is to supervise the overall work of the Auto Trade City, that is to say, Brother Lu can supervise you, supervise him, and also supervise me." His power is the greatest of us. Whereas...... Moreover, if you compare the salary, how can you compare? Supervisor Lu once sold more than 120 cars in one day, how much is the commission alone?
When Lu Ping heard this, he just smiled, hiding his merit and fame.
Fang Zhixiong felt that his sycophant was just right, and he could score ninety-nine points.
At this time.
Shao Jinyuan has already called back mahjong, vipers and others.
The purpose is obvious.
It is to force Sima Minghao and Qin Feng to comply.
Obviously, not only Fang Zhixiong walked on thin ice in front of Lu Ping, taking care of him everywhere.
Shao Jinyuan and others are even more like walking on thin ice.
This is their behind-the-scenes boss, and the boss's words made him plan these three programs head-on, which can be described as racking his brains.
If it weren't for Boss Lu's explanation in advance, hmph, these two pretentious guys would have been abolished a long time ago.
Fang Zhixiong continued to use the guidelines of Mingzhe to protect himself, and took the opportunity to put pressure on Sima Minghao and Qin Feng and said: "Don't be stunned, you two should hurry up and implement the lots, how can you ...... Why is it so hard?"
Sima Minghao smiled wryly, can you not work hard?
Qin Feng also cried with a sad face, secretly sighing at the injustice of fate.
"Ahem. Lu Ping smoked a cigarette and coughed lightly.
Shao Jinyuan thought that the boss was sending a signal to himself, so his face turned gloomy, and he launched the most powerful message to Sima Minghao and Qin Feng: "MD, can you implement it?
Sima Minghao looked up and saw that the mahjong with the broken wine bottle and the poisonous snake Nie Zhiqiang with a python around his neck were all standing there with fierce faces, and this Mr. Shao really seemed to be impatient, so he trembled with fright, and quickly said, "No need...... No need to help, I'm ...... I'll come on my own, I'll come on my own. ”
"I ...... I do push-ups and self-harm...... It's free. After thinking about it, Qin Feng decided to leave a little thin noodles for himself.
Shao Jinyuan glared angrily: "What did you say?"
Mahjong also wasted no time in coming forward and asked, "Why do you say it again!"
Qin Feng touched the fierce gaze of the two, and immediately froze: "I said something wrong, I said something wrong, I ...... I'm coming, I'm coming. ”
Thereupon.
Sima Minghao knelt down.
Qin Feng lay on the ground and did push-ups.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Bang Bang!"
Under strong pressure and deterrence, the two began to fulfill the punishment.
The poisonous snake Nie Zhiqiang grabbed the python's head and commented: "No, no, no, it's not loud enough, the front doesn't count, count again!"
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
Decibel value +200%.
After Sima Minghao and Qin Feng finished self-harm, they glanced at each other.
They both feel that each other is not as good-looking as themselves.
Blue and red are staggered.
Finger marks.
Bloodstained.
Both faces were already badly swollen.
But even though the self-harm was over, the two still didn't dare to stand up.
They were scared and were waiting for Mr. Shao's instructions.
Shao Jinyuan asked, "Have you seen the stars?"
Sima Minghao hurriedly said, "No...... Where did the stars come from, this ...... In the house. ”
Qin Feng's ability to resist attacks is stronger, so his brain remains quite clear, so he swears and says: "I saw it, I saw it, it was all in front of me, all stars, and the starry sky was thousands of miles." ”
Shao Jinyuan said: "If you can't see the stars, then add another course of treatment?"
Sima Minghao shouted that he was fooled.
blamed himself for being blinded in the brain, and he didn't react for a while.
Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief, he finally passed the test, how could he be like Sima Minghao, a fool with his brain, right?
"You also consolidate! Take a few more looks!" Shao Jinyuan gave another order to Qin Feng.
Huh?
Qin Feng was about to cry.
Can't you see it, can't you see it?
This is clearly deliberate!
But he had no bargaining chips to resist at all, so he could only choose to go against the grain.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
After another burst of operations.
Shao Jinyuan glanced back at Lu Ping at this time, meaning to ask for instructions on whether he should continue to consolidate?
Lu Ping walked over slowly and criticized Shao Jinyuan: "People have already harmed themselves according to the requirements, why do you let them do it again? It's over, it's too much! I'll tell you, I can't stand it anymore, you see, these two leaders of mine have been beaten into pigs' heads, how pitiful?"
Sima Minghao's heart sprouted with gratitude.
He didn't expect that just now he had been falling into the well and deducting the basin on Lu Ping's body, but he ignored his previous suspicions, pleaded for himself, and said good things. It's so touching.
Qin Feng was also inexplicably moved in his heart, but at the same time, he was looking forward to this Shao always being able to teach this Lu Ping a lesson. I don't even dare to talk to them like that, where do you have the guts? You deserve to be beaten!
Hit him......
Hit him......
At this time, Sima Minghao and Qin Feng became a combination of two contradictions.
They were grateful to Lu Ping for his righteous words and deeds.
On the one hand, he hoped that these people in the club would beat Lu Ping violently, preferably half to death.
In this way, the mind can be more balanced.
After all, last time at the Ssangyong Club, this guy escaped.
You can't slip through the net again this time, right?