Chapter 373: Cuckold
He lifted his reading glasses again and said to himself, "I felt that the pot of flowers talking to me before, isn't it an illusion?"
Lin Xi nodded hurriedly.
She pulled Tian Bailan out again and whispered to him, "You are about to turn into a flower for Gu Lao to see." ”
Tian Bailan let out an aggrieved "oh", and then squatted on the ground honestly, turning into a shape that had not yet been transformed, Gu Lao was stunned for a long time before coming back to his senses, "It's really a flower......
Lin Xi couldn't help laughing, because at this time, the roots of Tianbailan were bare, and there was not even a pot, and there was a miniature version of the clothes and pants on the stalks.
Tian Bailan changed back to the appearance of a big boy, and glanced at Lin Xi resentfully, "Sister, don't laugh at me." ”
Lin Xi hurriedly put away his expression and asked about the gourd, "By the way, isn't that gourd a magic weapon?
"I absorbed all the remaining aura on it, and it naturally became like an ordinary gourd, which was easy to break. ”
Lin Xi thought for a moment and asked, "So, you just want to transform because you absorbed the aura, right?"
Tian Bailan nodded seriously.
Gu Lao looked distressed beside him, "Alas, I also said that I would hold Tian Bailan in front of those old guys in the future, but now it's good, if I take such a big person to a pestle in front of them, saying that this is Tian Bailan, who will believe it!"
The corners of Lin Xi's mouth twitched, and he pushed Tian Bailan, "Or, do you change back to Tian Bailan's appearance and let Gu Lao show off?"
Tian Bailan looked resistant, and reluctantly took out two seeds from her pocket and handed them to Gu Lao: "Gu Lao, this is my seed, you can take it and plant it!"
Gu Lao lifted his eyelids and glanced at it, "Can this sprout?"
"Of course you can!"
"Can you speak?" Gu Lao asked again.
Tian Bailan's face turned red before she replied, "Probably not." ”
Gu Lao accepted it with confidence, and muttered to himself: "If there are two more guys who sing in the middle of the night, I'm afraid I won't survive this year." ”
Tian Bailan's face turned even redder.
Lin Xi withdrew from Gu Lao's room, and called Xu Qiaoran to go shopping with Mu Yingying, she first went to buy a mobile phone for Tian Bailan, and then went to the mall to buy him a few sets of clothes, can't let him wear Lu Chengxiao's all the time, right?
As soon as Mu Yingying entered the mall, she was like a fish jumping into the sea, happily picking and choosing in it, and after a while, she picked a lot of them for Tian Bailan.
However, Tian Bailan didn't appreciate it, and went to pick two sets and entered the fitting room.
Mu Yingying muttered dissatisfiedly: "What, my vision is obviously so good, these bodies must be the most suitable for him, don't want to, I want to see what flowers he can choose!"
Lin Xi patted Mu Yingying's shoulder and signaled her to be calm, "After all, he wears it, so you let him choose according to his preferences." ”
After a while, Tian Bailan came out, but after seeing what he was wearing, everyone's jaws dropped in shock.
Green sneakers, green slacks, green sweatshirts, and green hats......
From head to toe, it's all green, and it's very green.
Mu Yingying blinked, and then burst into laughter: "Hahahaha...... What are you wearing, it's not as good as the ones I chose for you!"
Xu Qiaoran also looked at Lin Xi with a funny face, "Xiaoxi, your younger brother's taste is very chic." ”
Lin Xi had a black line on his face, ran over and took off Tian Bailan's green hat, and said helplessly: "You are not a grass now, there is no need to make yourself green, right?"
"But I like it, green makes me feel safe. ”
Hearing this, Mu Yingying walked over with her waist in her hands, "Cuckold makes you feel very secure?
"Huh, what do you mean?" Tian Bailan blinked innocently and turned her gaze for help to Lin Xi.
Lin Xi pulled him aside and patiently popularized the meaning of a green hat.
"Why do you want to use a green hat to describe a blue hat, is a red hat bad?" asked Tian Bailan rhetorically.
“……”
"I can't answer your question, anyway, if you want to be a cuckold, you have to think about it. ”
Tian Bailan closed her eyes and thought for a while, then took the green hat back from Lin Xi's hand, "Sister, I think about it, I still like this." ”
Lin Xi's face was black, and he just instructed Tian Bailan: "When you go out with me in the future, don't go together." ”
Tian Bailan blinked, puzzled: "Why?"
Lin Xi said: "I'm afraid of being beaten. ”
"It's okay, I'll protect my sister. ”
Lin Xi: "......"
After choosing the clothes, Lin Xi went to check out, and Tian Bailan followed, "Sister, I pay it myself, I have money." ”
"Where did you get the money?"
Tian Bailan took out several diamonds from his pocket, as well as several pieces of other jade, large and small, and asked the cashier with a shy face, "Are these enough?"
The cashier was dazzled by those pigeon eggs, and then looked at Tian Bailan as if he was looking at a wronged man, these things can almost take this store down, okay?
"That's enough, that's enough! The cashier picked the largest pigeon egg and prepared to collect it under the table.
Lin Xi pressed her hand, "Wait, I'll pay for him, you give him back the things." ”
The cashier looked reluctant and embarrassed.
Lin Xi raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter?
The cashier said, "No, ma'am, didn't this gentleman say that he should buy it? The diamond he gave was worth enough to buy the things he chose......
"Is it enough? or is it far exceeding?"
The cashier's face was ugly, and she looked at Tian Bailan again: "This gentleman, do you want to insist on buying this order yourself?"
Tian Bailan hesitated, and he looked at Lin Xi with a swaying expression.
Lin Xi made a final decision, "I'll buy it for him, you give him back the things!"
The cashier angrily took out the diamonds that had not yet been hot, and the packing method became casual, "There are still women who are rushing to pay for men these days, and ten out of ten are upside down!"
Xu Qiaoran and Mu Yingying walked over and said indignantly: "Eh, how do you speak? Do you want to be greedy for cheap and not greedy to arrange customers? This is your quality? How much is your job number?"
When the cashier heard this, he hurriedly covered the name tag on his chest.
"Isn't it natural for you to want to buy something from the store and exchange it for something of the same value?
Xu Qiaoran became angry when he heard this, "The same value? anyone with a discerning eye can see that the value of the pigeon eggs is far more than these clothes, okay?"
"I'm sorry, I don't know, I can't see it. ”
Lin Xi smiled, didn't reason with her, and said directly: "I just saw it, her name is He Yuexiang, job number 034, Qiao Ran, you can call and complain!"