Chapter 567 People are hard to dismantle

However, wait for this ...... As soon as the lecture was of a certain nature, Jing Jian immediately understood a truth - people should not be disgraced. That Master Yan was so eloquent that people completely ignored his appearance. In fact, it's not how good the eloquence is, the key is to have the courage to brag in front of the public!

What is the great Xing'anling forest fire is what he worked to extinguish, what Olympic Games domestic masters in the internal bar turmoil, resulting in unfavorable security, gold medals aside. Jing Jian can understand this. If you blow it again, can you compare it to the group of blowing masters of the great powers of the universe? But the latter point is incomprehensible, when you meet a foreign leader, you make a move on the spot and take out the malignant tumor from the belly of the foreign leader? Lie down, how can you take this? Isn't there a bodyguard on the side who shot him to death? This picture is simply too beautiful to look at! And then there is the aluminum pot on his head, what kind of information waves can he receive from the universe? Eh, there are really aliens, there are really aliens here!

Off the field, he was fascinated, and Jing Jian was also relishing. He suddenly realized that it was actually worth tonight's ticket price from a different angle, so he simply listened to it as a cross talk.

In the midst of admiration, Xia Xinran beside him kept asking: "Brother Xiao Jian, is this true? ”

"Huh. Jing Jian was noncommittal. He had already seen that Xia Xinran was actually very curious about qigong, it was nothing more than the kind of girl paper's competitiveness, and he was quite unconvinced by Jing Jian's resolute disbelief.

This can't be blamed on Xia Xinran, it was a kind of national movement back then, and there were even Chinese Academy of Sciences, universities and other places to carry out research on "human life science", and hospitals opened "qigong diagnosis and treatment departments" and invented "qigong treatment instruments", coupled with long-term reports in newspapers and television, and even the support of the upper class, so there are many people who believe in it, and the rest are also skeptical. At most, opponents suspect that a certain qigong master is cheating, but they dare not say that qigong is pseudoscience.

The most exaggerated thing is that the CCTV Spring Festival Gala has invited the so-called qigong master to sit in the front row for eight consecutive years. What is the reason? I am afraid that the qigong master will be angry and disrupt the progress of the party if he is not invited? Uh...... let me make a ...... I don't know what the expression should be. Why didn't you kill that qigong master in so many years of exercise?

There are a lot of jokes anyway. But this is the case, in this era, it can be said that there are very few all-round opponents with a resolute attitude like Jing Jian.

Of course, knowing that this was nonsense, Jing Jian was not interested in being an anti-qigong fighter. The next program was even more exciting, Master Yan's lecture came to an end, and the special function performances of several apprentices began.

A long row of dozens of people came to the stage amid warm applause. And these people are divided into two groups, the group that sat down is a prestigious person, a certain old cadre, such and such an official, and such and such a professor...... , Jing Jian was surprised to find that Zou Hai could actually mix with the above position: "This is Mr. Zou Hai of Jingying, peach and plum all over the world......"

In the applause, Zou Hai waved to the audience enthusiastically, and also took the initiative to nod in the direction of Jing Jian. Jing Jian was right to think about it, who would know that Zou Hai was actually a "miscellaneous worker" at the Jingying Library? The masses who don't know the truth must think that he is either a professor or a famous artist, right?

And the performance of Master Yan's apprentices officially began. Seeing the props they took out, Jing Jian's spirits lifted, and the acrobatic magic show began. There is hard qigong, what fingers stop the fan, light power station balloons. There is also pure magic, ear literacy, thousands of miles of sound transmission, when it came time to pick up things in the air, Xia Xinran was already amazed: "Wow, it's real, it's real." Brother Xiao Jian, what is your expression?"

"Ahem, it's hard to tear people down. Jing Jian smiled and shook his head.

"What kind of new word is this?"

"Life is already so difficult, some things should not be debunked!" Jing Jian whispered in his ear.

Xia Xinran suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, this smile seemed to be a bit low. Unexpectedly, a middle-aged man wearing glasses came over and spoke: "Comrade, do you think this work is fake?"

"Huh?" can be heard in this whisper, does this middle-aged man's ears really have special functions?

Jing Jian smiled back: "Just look at the excitement, I don't dare to say anything." "There are some things that you can say to your own people, but there is no need to say them to outsiders.

The acrobatic magic show is finally over, and it is finally time for the collective transmission. No matter how thick Jing Jian's nerves were, he couldn't bear such a crazy scene, and by smoking, he left the theater.

Xiao Miao and Xiao Zhong were still in high spirits, and Xia Xinran was not familiar with others, so he accompanied Jing Jian to the door and waited: "Brother Xiao Jian, I think you are biased against traditional Chinese culture." ”

"Huh. ”

"You've seen qigong performances with your own eyes, why don't you believe it?"

"Hehe, fake. ”

"Fake?"

Anyway, it was small talk, Jing Jian simply exposed the truth: "If your fingers stop the fan, you must stop it on the front, and you will cut off your fingers on the back." This is physics, which was taught in high school. Don't believe it? Let a child stop head-on. That light work is simpler, put on a few layers of balloons, and you can bear the weight of an adult. If five can't do it, it's eight, and if it doesn't work, it's ten, that is, the person performing must master the balance, which is nothing more than an acrobatic performance. ”

"Huh?" This kind of revelation will become known to everyone through anti-counterfeiting documentaries in the future, but hearing it now is really eye-opening. Xia Xinran became excited, pulled Jing Jian's arm and said excitedly: "Brother Xiao Jian, what about the others?

"Huh. Listening to words with ears and picking up objects from the air are all magic. Magic and the big change of people, what's so strange about that? We all know it's fake. Qigong is nothing more than a way to regulate the breath during exercise, which can improve sports performance more scientifically. As for those godly movements, it is said that doing radio gymnastics has the same effect, and it is still compiled by sports experts from all over the country. Ensuring that you exercise every day can strengthen your body in itself. And what's really angry? That's even more ridiculous, if there really is, then wouldn't a fart break the sky?"

"Hee-hee-hee. In the midst of the coquettish laughter, Xia Xinran glanced at Jing Jian, "You are so vulgar, you are still in graduate school." ”

After listening to Jing Jian's revelation of the truth, Xia Xinran's interest really decreased greatly, and the two began to laugh and chat. Unexpectedly, at this moment, someone suddenly appeared on the side: "This comrade, what you said is true?" Oh, I forgot to introduce, I am from the Fengcheng Chemical Research Institute, my name is Zhang Yaguang. ”