"Shall we go again?"

Meng Qing'er said, "Of course, I haven't gone to the White House to eat dumplings..."

"If you really go, you will definitely be beaten into a sieve by the racist US imperialists!"

Meng Qing'er pursed her lips.

"By the way, where is Lan Yue?"

Meng Qing'er said, "She is your blue shadow, how do I know where she is?"

"After jumping off the plane, she disappeared. ”

Yuhui came over and said, "Did you fall into the sea?"

"Get out!"

The cruise ship set sail slowly and left the fantastic island, and I was still worried about the barbarians on the island.

Inoue Kenichi said, "Don't worry, that volcano erupted once 30 years ago, and those barbarians have their own ways to avoid the ash, so they will be fine." ”

"Are you sure?"

"I've seen the petroglyphs on the walls, and I'm sure it's going to be fine. ”

I fell to my knees and prayed for them, hoping that the merciless volcano would not swallow everything on the island...

After getting on the boat, the first thing I had to do was to find medicine, Yuwei had stopped taking medicine for three days, and if she couldn't get it, her condition would worsen!

Yuhui shook the medicine box in her hand, hugged her sister's waist and said, "My love, I care more than you." ”

I looked at the two sisters hugging each other in a daze, with long hair, with the cold sea breeze, jumping briskly, as if they were Jack and Ruth in the movie...

Sometimes I really suspect that in this world, the person who loves Zhang Yuwei the most is her own sister Zhang Yuhui, the world of homosexuality, we don't understand...

"Huihui, what about our people? Are they all on the boat?"

"Shao Xinwei's guards, as well as Li Huanru, are waiting for us in Hawaii, and our cruise ship will cross the Pacific Ocean and go directly to San Francisco, and when they pass through Hawaii, they will be picked up and go to the United States together. ”

"How long does it take to get on the boat?"

"At least half a month. ”

I looked at Kenichi Inoue, "What about these ten children?"

Yu Hui gave me a blank look, "Ten people can't be arranged! You still want to take all the people on the island away, what do you think in your head?"

I scratched my head and said, "I didn't think about that at the time..."

Kenichi Inoue said, "I'm going back to Japan with my children, and I'm never going to take a boat again." ”

Yuhui pointed to the fruit fish and said, "What about this product?"

Seeing this, the fruit fish said for a long time...

Inoue Kenichi translated, "He said, this Miss Yuhui is white and beautiful, and she can be his concubine!"

Hearing this, I kicked and kicked at the fruit fish, "Damn! You are a bad old man with a sperm brain! If you dare to talk nonsense, I will throw you into the sea to feed the fish!"

The fruit fish continues to yell wow...

Kenichi Inoue said, "He said, how can you treat a king like this?"

I kicked the fish a few more times,

"Nima, you are not serious, what kind of stinky shelf do you have with me!"

Yu Hui coughed lightly and said, "I think this king seems to be more manly than you." ”

"What's your aesthetic point of view? This is an old pervert who sees and what he sees!"

Yuhui patted me on the shoulder and said, "Okay, okay, I didn't say anything about sleeping with him, why are you angry?"

I gasped and said, "I don't like him, can't I?"

Yuhui chuckled, "Are you jealous?"

"I won't eat your jealousy, this old bastard, find a way to send him back, don't bring it to the United States, see what day, be beaten to death by the Yankees!"

Yuhui pursed her lips, "We can only send him back when we go back." ”

I shook my head helplessly, "That's all I have to say..."

That night, we stayed in the cabin of the cruise ship.

Meng Qing'er cooked a lot of food, but we couldn't eat anything, a few girls were fine, and a few of us old men vomited earth-shattering every day...

At this time、I finally realized what seasickness is, it is really torturous!

For the next five days, we crossed half of the Pacific Ocean and experienced the feeling of crossing the Bermuda Triangle, mysterious, spectacular, only the endless sea, telling its vast loneliness.

On the sixth day, we finally arrived at Hawaii Harbor, and Li Huanru, who was bored and waiting, ran on the boat and saw me like a bear hug.

"Brother, why are you here?"

"Brother is on a small island, almost died of thirst! It's a blessing to come back alive..."

Li Huanru said angrily, "It's all that Zhang Yuwei, even if you die, I always take you with me." ”

I made a shushing gesture, "Be quiet, let her hear, it's time to flutter again!"

Li Huanru pursed her lips, "I'm not afraid of her." ”

Before the words fell, Yuwei walked out of the cabin, "Little Lori, what do I say about you?"

Li Huanru hurriedly squatted on the ground and cried..."Sadism, how can it be like a woman..."

I patted Li Huanru on the shoulder and persuaded softly, "Weiwei, she is still young, don't be so strict." ”

Yuwei glared at a pair of big blood-red eyes and said, "Don't pretend to be pitiful with me here! I'm entangled with her, I'll be the first to strangle her!"

Hearing this, I hurriedly took a step back, "Weiwei, don't get excited." ”

Yuhui patted me on the shoulder and said, "What about you, if you want this little Lori to live a few more days, you can ignore her far away in the future, in case one day my sister is hungry, and she is not discussed in minutes!"

I glanced at Yuhui, "I will..."

Yuhui patted me on the shoulder and said, "The child can be taught..."

Looking at Li Huanru squatting on the ground, my sympathy burst again, "Huihui, then you can help me coax her." ”

Meng Qing'er stepped forward, leaned on Li Huanru's ear, and muttered a few words, Li Huanru stopped crying at that time, pouted and said, "Got it..."

I gave Meng Qing'er a thumbs up, "It's really yours." ”

Meng Qing'er waved her hand proudly and said in sign language, "The little girl just wants to be close to you, you just take the time to spend more time with her." ”

I gestured in sign language, "Look at Yuwei's posture, how dare I approach her." ”

"You're not going to steal it. ”

I shook my head helplessly, "Do you think I have that guts?"

Meng Qing'er grimaced, "My wife is strict." ”

After picking up Li Huanru and Shao Xinwei, the cruise ship set off again with tens of thousands of tons of goods.

Originally, Meng Qing'er proposed that she wanted to play in Hawaii for a few days, but Yu glared at her slightly, and at a glance, Meng Qing'er, who was talking endlessly, immediately shut up...

After another five days, the cruise ship finally sailed slowly into the port of San Francisco under the cover of night.

Meng Qing'er said excitedly, "Welcome to the United States." ”

"What's so good about the United States, I can't even understand a word. ”

Meng Qing'er patted her "flat chest" and said, "Don't worry, my English is level six!"

"Is that true?"

Meng Qing'er roared, "Shut up!"

I looked at the brightly lit San Francisco and thought, Sister Ting, how are you doing? You must be pleasantly surprised to see me, right?

Yuhui patted me on the shoulder and said, "Do you miss your Zhao Ting again?" Tell you, my sister said, that Zhao Ting can only be seen, not touched!"

"Girl, don't talk nonsense. ”

Yu said lightly, "She didn't talk nonsense, you can do it yourself, if you do something out of the ordinary, you know the consequences!"

I nodded, "Got it." ”

Yuhui hugged her sister from behind, "Sister, let's play in San Francisco for three days first, and after three days, I want to go to the western United States and hunt on horseback." ”

Yuwei stroked her sister's wrist with her little hand, and said softly, "Okay, let's go together." ”

As we got off the boat, we were greeted by a group of old people holding signs, wah-la-wah, speaking English we didn't understand.

Meng Qing'er stepped forward domineeringly and chatted with them for a long time.

The last group of foreigners handed Meng Qinger a business card printed with a sexy beauty... He also glanced at us meaningfully.

Meng Qing'er was angry at that time, threw the business card on the ground, and burst into foul language,

"You're gay when you're a mother? a bunch of perverts, this girl is straight!"

I asked, "Can you do it?"

Meng Qing'er roared, "Their English is not standard!"

This Meng Qing'er is really unreliable, and she is still English level 6? I think it's a big fool of level 6...

Inoue Genichi and Meng Qing'er, who promoted Fabiao, spoke a few words of fluent English to a group of foreigners.

Several foreigners handed out business cards one after another and reached out to pull him.

Kenichi Inoue said, "They are from a nearby hotel, and the price is not expensive, so why don't you make do with it nearby." ”

Yuhui looked at me in surprise, "Where did you find this person?

Meng Qing'er leaned over and argued, "My English is not bad, but this group of foreigners can't understand it." ”

"Forget it, you big fool, I think your English is taught by the physical education teacher. ”

I was also puzzled and asked, "Little Japan, how do you know so many languages?"

Inoue said, "I learned the barbarian language after five years on the island, and as for Chinese and English, I said that I am a foreign language teacher. ”

Real people don't show their faces, looking at Inoue Genichi sloppy, there are really two brushes.

My first impression of San Francisco was that it was open, a capitalist country, and anything could be put on the surface.

In a strip hall on the street, if you walk into a weapons shop, you can see guns of all kinds and sizes! Walking down the street, there are even foreign girls with hot bodies soliciting customers directly...

Compared to that barbarian island a few days ago, this place is simply the poles of a magnet.

After coming to the city, Yuwei's gaze never left me, as long as I glanced at the beautiful woman next to me, she would immediately respond to me with a knife-like gaze, so that I didn't even dare to raise my head in the end...

When I came to the hotel, because it was the peak tourist season, I could only squeeze into a room with Shao Xinwei.

The rooms are very small, and the furnishings in the room are also very ordinary, and they can't even catch up with the domestic star hotels.

Shao Xinwei took a cigarette in his mouth and said, "This United States is not very good, the conditions are very ordinary..."

"The U.S. imperialists may have used all the money to make arms. ”

"Nonsense, I think we're in a black shop!"

"Don't be suspicious all day, sleep. ”

"Who do you sleep with? I'm straight!"

"Can you stop saying it so obscenely, I'm not bent!"

Our first night in a foreign country slept in this shabby hotel.

The next morning, before I could get through the jet lag, I was woken up by a sharp knock on the door...

Shao Xinwei pushed open the door with sleepy eyes, and several bodyguards sneaked in and whispered,

"Boss, the brothers all say that it is rare to come to the United States, and they are very eager to learn about the local folk culture, so please take us to the strip hall next door to see and admire the exotic scenery. ”

I glanced at them, "If you want to see the foreign lady dance, just say it, and make it so high-sounding." ”

A bodyguard said righteously, "Mr. Meng, this is a mistake, when the Eight-Nation Coalition Army entered Beijing, it did a lot of spoiling our Chinese female compatriots. ”

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