Although it is a career configuration.

It's a top team though.

But in the end, I just ate a meal of ramen.

During the banquet, the generous leader stopped Lin Moming from stuffing dollars into the cashier in time.

Only then did he know that after Lin Moming came......

In fact, I have been paying in dollars.

And never been denied.

It turns out that this land has long been less simple.

Thinking of this, the leader set up an underground bank on the spot, and received 100 US dollars from Lin Moming in exchange for 650 yuan for her.

After that, Lin Moming reversed 200 yuan to the leader and insisted on paying the bill.

Inside and out, the leader himself doesn't know how much he earns, anyway, he has the illusion that he doesn't have to work this month.

Lin Moming just started ramen with everyone like this, looking like an old ramen party.

There's a sense of accomplishment in joining a criminal gang.

That way, no one can underestimate her anymore!

Li Zheng couldn't stand it, took a sip of soup and asked, "Didn't your roommate tell you about bank exchange, registration of Alipay or something?"

"I didn't ...... I...... I know, well, Alipay, I know. Lin Moming nodded understandingly.

However, in fact, her roommates completely treated her as a child.

Kneading, building, hugging, and helping her take a bath, as soon as I see her, I won't say anything serious at all.

In particular, a roommate from Northeast China must let her experience an activity called "scrubbing", and insists that it is a necessary project for "social people".

Lin Moming thought about it, and couldn't help but close her eyes and tremble.

My back is still swollen......

The eldest sister was too ruthless.

Chang Keqing was also a little overwhelmed, and took out his mobile phone to operate: "There is a survival strategy in the group of international students, I will help you ask for it." ”

"Ah......" Lin Moming's eyes suddenly lit up, it was the light of the righteous path.

Li Zheng also took out his mobile phone: "That's right, let's build a small group first and add friends to each other." ”

"Wait. The leader suddenly put down the noodle bowl, raised his hand and said, "To build an organization, you must first have a resounding name. ”

"The Yingpei study group is fine. Li Zheng said.

"No, no, no, I know you don't care, but it's important to us. The leader turned to look at the other three, "A group name with a sense of honor will directly affect everyone's research status, everyone agrees on this, right?"

Several people nodded in agreement.

"That's it. The leader gestured to this, "Pull us into the group first, and then everyone will come up with a name and discuss how about pitching for each other?"

"Okay!" Lin Moming was the first to clap her hands, and in this way, the nature of the criminal organization became even stronger.

So, three minutes later, everyone came up with their own ideas.

Li Zheng: Yingpei Study Group.

Chang Keqing: Only the best.

Tu Yikou: Wings of Freedom.

Lin Moming: The Margins of Science.

Mo Nian: Enlightenment.

Five people, looking at these five names.

As soon as possible, the "Yingpei Study Group" was kicked out of the candidate.

Even Li Zheng himself kicked himself.

"Wonderful!" he fell in love with the senior sister's "only 骛" at a glance, and he couldn't say how much he loved it, and said after repeated tastes, "Fantastic, the meaning of galloping vertically and horizontally, has the same sound as 'thing', materialism, only the spirit, the senior sister is talented!

Chang Keqing only nodded slightly.

Bosom friend!

Upper class bosom friend, lower class like-minded.

I'm afraid that other places are also in the same boat.

Yes...... I can't ask for it!

Don't want it, don't do it!

Next to him, Mo Nian nodded steadily: "I also like Wei Xiao very much, but the science margin is cooler." ”

"That's right, right!" Lin Moming began to feel around on the spot, wanting to stuff money to bribe the election, "Uncle is much more tasteful than it seems." ”

"It's intentional. Mo Nian smiled and dusted off his white vest, "In order to keep the girls away from me." ”

"Haha, how could anyone do that?"

"You're too young to understand. Mo Nian sighed, "I'm a sleeping monster. ”

"Haha, I'm also a monster, I'm fierce. Lin Moming gestured, "Ula!"

Even though Lin Moming looked cute, Mo Nian didn't have half a distraction in his heart, but instead had a strong fatherhood, followed by a fluster: "I...... I don't know what to say, I'm afraid you'll hate me......"

"How can it be, Uncle is obviously a very good person. ”

"I ...... I don't deserve ......" Mo Nian tilted away.

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" the leader was furious on the spot, and reprimanded, "What are you all talking about, aren't the wings of freedom good?"

"Calm down, Brother Tu calm down. Li Zheng explained, "That's the name of the guerrillas...... We are a legitimate scientific activity. ”

"Scientific research can also make a guerrilla style. The leader waved his arm.

"Friends, what do you see here?"

"The atmosphere of learning?

"No!"

"I can't see it!"

"I only saw the invisible mist, I only saw the corruption that crept into the marrow. ”

"The evil fog comes from the oppression of the school valve. ”

"Corruption comes from the shackles of the system. ”

"Aren't the vast number of graduate and doctoral students enslaved enough?"

"Could it be that our goal is to become a member of the school valve and turn into the shackles of the body?"

"Is our struggle to enslave more latecomers?"

"I don't agree, it's not free!"

Moment.

The whole restaurant was quiet.

The people around him invariably stopped eating.

They looked at the leader in astonishment or admiration.

Especially the graduate seniors among them, the chopsticks are unstable.

Their blood was surging, and they looked at Tu Yikou in unison.

That's looking at the leader's eyes.

It is also to look at the eyes of those who are "persuaded to quit".

I have to say, their vision is really accurate.

In this terrifying stagnation, Li Zheng withstood the pressure and raised his hand and said: "Don't slaughter brother like this, although you don't care, we don't want to go to college twice......"

"Overdone, overdone. Tu Yikou also knew that he was speechless, and retracted his head and whispered, "I mean, the name Wings of Freedom will remind us of our original beliefs at all times, so that we will not go down the wrong path. ”

"Okay, understood, let's vote. Li Zheng shook his phone and said, "Two have been ruled out, let's vote in the Wings of Freedom, and the Margins of Science." ”

After a few people responded, they quickly sent their choices.

Li Zheng: Wei Zheng

Chang Keqing: Only the best

Mo Nian: The edge of science

Lin Moming: The Margins of Science

Tu Yikou: Wings of Freedom

As a result, Wings of Freedom was eliminated and had to proceed to the next round of voting.

Although the leader was very unhappy that he was fucked, he was happy again when he thought that now it was essentially everyone looking at him, and it was up to him to decide the name outcome.

In the end, the science margin wins.

No way, the name looks freer.

This is the only result that all five people can accept.

After dinner, they moved to the discussion room on the ground floor of the college, and after Li Zheng explained the topic in more detail, Chang Keqing took over the project application copywriting work, and according to the smoothest plan, they would be invited by the college tutor to discuss the project establishment after 3 days.

At 9 o'clock in the evening, five people were separated at the three-story staircase, and the boys and girls went back to their respective homes.

Lin Moming walked up the stairs with Chang Keqing, wishing she wanted to walk slower.

Chang Keqing naturally realized it, and stopped at the fourth staircase where he was and asked, "What else is going on?"

"No, no, no. Lin Moming shook her head with a smirk, "I just like the feeling of doing big things with everyone." ”

"In my experience, the success rate of this project is less than 5%. Chang Keqing stroked Lin Moming's hair and said, "There is not even much chance of approving the project." ”

"Then I'll fund it, I'll have the money. ”

"There is also a process for individual funding. Chang Keqing squatted in front of Lin Moming and laughed softly, "Generally, at least 500,000 yuan or more will be donated to the college, and it will be negotiated with the college to explain that it should be designated for a certain topic." ”

"500,000??" Lin Moming shuddered, "I...... I have five thousand ...... Can't you use it first?"

"Well, it's all your mom and dad's money. Chang Keqing got up with a smile, "Li Zheng and I will find a way to improve the pass rate, you can do your job well, don't be the unreliable person." ”

"I'm the most reliable!" Lin Moming waved her fist and nodded, "It's a big deal...... I asked my dad for money, 500,000 ...... Let's just say that I was kidnapped, that Uncle Mo looks like a kidnapper. ”

"Okay. Chang Keqing smiled helplessly, "That's the final plan, and it must be implemented with the permission of Li Zheng and me." ”

"Good!"

"Then I'm going back to the dormitory?" Chang Keqing turned around slightly and swiped the card to open the corridor door.

"Hmm......" Lin Moming was visibly lost, and her whole head began to droop down.

"......" Chang Keqing hesitated for a moment, and finally sighed, "My roommate will go home tonight, do you want to move over for a day, and let's talk about the subject?"

"Okay!! Lin Moming jumped up excitedly, then turned around and climbed up the stairs, "I'll go and hug the futon, wait for me!

"Look at your feet, don't fall ......"

Boom.

"Woo woo woo woo !!"

As for the boys, there is not so much nonsense.

At this time, there is only one theme -

Line up for a bath!

This time, Mo Nian took the lead.

Li Zheng and the leader could only endure it, and while enduring it, they bragged on the balcony, listening to the leader smoking a cigarette and telling the endless stories he told back then.

"I never need to read books to learn things. ”

"When I play games, I sell my own guides. ”

"When was the first time you played with machinery?"

"It should be my dad's three jumpers. You know the three-bunch, it's the kind of diesel tricycle that drives a lot of cars. ”

"Yes, I dismantled it and never got it back......"

"That's going to be beaten. ”

"But when I got to the third one, I finally figured it out......"

"Later, people in the county came to me to repair the car, and I was cheaper than the county repair shop. ”

"Don't look at me like this, I've never been short of money. ”

"But...... It's still the most comfortable to earn money by exchanging currency for that little rich woman today. ”

"Well, I'm fallen too. ”

"Brother, a rich woman makes a man fall. ”

Chatting and chatting, Yang Jun returned to the dormitory out of breath, looking quite complete.

After chatting, I learned that he met all the standards of all poor students, and the college asked him to apply for a student grant, apply for a network management job in the computer room, and by the way, he also went to the bank to apply for a student loan, which cost tens of thousands of dollars inside and out.

Yang Jun was on the balcony with Li Zheng and Tu Yikou, unable to suppress his excitement: "The country is really good...... The country is really good!"

That's right. The leader rarely recognized the official, and hugged Yang Jun and pointed in a distant direction, "If it is in the North American imperialist slave gang, you will not have any possibility of turning over in this life." ”

"What?!" Yang Jun exclaimed, "Is there still slavery in North America......?

"It's a figure of speech. Li Zheng nodded cautiously, "Brother Tu makes good use of exaggerated rhetoric. ”

"It's not an exaggeration, gangsters are always gangs. Tu Yikou took a cigarette in his mouth, grabbed Yang Jun's shoulders, and said earnestly, "Jun, of course, a person is free to live and struggle wherever he wants, even if it is to go to the gang, but please always remember that who gave you all these opportunities to choose freely." ”

"Brother, don't worry. Yang Jun nodded again and again, "I can't afford to stay in school." ”

"I didn't let you study abroad, just remember to serve the motherland. ”

"That's a must. Yang Jun wiped his sweat and said, "You talk, I'll go to the bathroom first, I've been running for half a day, and I'm suffocating." ”

"Go ahead. ”

However, just a dozen seconds later, Yang Jun ran back with his pants.

"Brother!!Brother!!" Yang Jun was out of breath and pointed in the direction of the bathroom, "Tai...... Too...... It's so fucking big!!"

"Oh?"

"What?"

Yang Jun gasped for several breaths before he barely fastened his pants: "Mo Nian...... Too...... It's so fucking big...... That's still not people??? that's ...... That's a donkey!!"

"That's it?" the leader waved his hand and smiled, "I don't know anything, I'm afraid I haven't even seen a small movie." ”

"Yes. Yang Jun nodded stiffly, "I've seen it from my uncle's mobile phone...... But it can't be compared to this, it can't be compared at all. ”

Suddenly, Li Zheng and Tu Yikou looked at each other.

The crotch is tightened at the same time.

"Not really...... Tu Yikou lifted his pants and said, "I haven't seen a ...... bigger than me anyway."

"That'...... So do I. Li Zheng also mentioned it.

"Why don't you take a look?"

"Brother Tu, please. ”

With that, the three of them sneaked towards the living room.

However, Mo Nian had already stepped out of the bathroom first, and was now naked, wiping his long hair in front of the mirror of the sink outside.

"Ahem......" Tu Yikou coughed, "Nian, turn around." ”

"Huh?" Mo Nian turned.

He flickered around.

Silence.

The three of them were silent at the same time.

That object.

It's hard to describe.

Let's just put it this way.

That's more like a little arm.

It's hard to imagine how a person can put their forearms in their crotch.

Mo Nian wiped his hair and asked blankly, "What?"

"I didn't ...... It's okay...... Tu Yikou swallowed and foamed, "just to see if you're circumcised...... We're talking about this. ”

"Do you need to cut it?" Mo Nian bowed his head and said, "Isn't that good?" ”

"Hmm...... Cut a little more freely. Tu Yikou said stiffly, "That's it...... Usually rubbing a lot with your pants will gradually become less sensitive and more durable...... Fighting sex addiction should also help......"

Mo Nian's eyebrows were shocked on the spot: "Can the school hospital do it?"

"You...... You go and ask......" Tu Yikou swallowed and foamed, "We did it anyway." ”

"I didn't. Yang Jun raised his hand weakly.

"Then let's go together?" Mo Nian walked over as he wandered, "so that we can recuperate together and overcome our desires together." ”

"I ...... I'll do it next time......" Yang Jun ran away while holding his crotch.

"Zheng?" Mo Nian turned to look at Li Zheng.

"I've done it...... My dad made it for me himself, and it was complete. Li Zheng couldn't bear to look at it anymore, and fled to the balcony with some inferiority.

Tu Yikou was a little more courageous, lowered his head, sighed with his mouth in his mouth, and sighed repeatedly: "You ...... How do you stuff it in your pants...... Don't you?"

"Le?" Tu Yikou said with a smile, "I've never worn underwear in my life, how can I be strangled." ”

"That's right...... So how...... How?"

"It hangs down naturally along one side of the trouser leg. Mo Nian lowered his head and grabbed the gesture, "Put it on the left one day, put it on the right side one day, take turns to come, otherwise it will be crooked." ”

“......”

"Actually, I've always loved playing football, but the goal was too big and I was always injured, so I had to move on to other sports. ”

"It's a pity...... There are still people who give up their football dreams because they are too big......"

Late at night.

Li Zheng and Tu Yikou were lying on their beds.

The fear is not gone.

"Zheng...... Won't he run out of blood?"

"It depends on the density and volume ratio......"

"Why is there half a liter?"

"Don't talk about it, Brother Tu ......" Li Zheng twisted, "What's the use of me wanting this supreme lover......"

Upstairs, Lin Moming rolled into Chang Keqing's bed.

Chang Keqing listened to the faint snoring in his ears.

There is a sense of crime.

How...... I took her to bed......

Junior ...... Which switch did you turn on on my side, junior......