Chapter Seventy-Eight: Not Stupid, Not Stupid
Two days have passed, no one has made trouble anymore, and Mu Feng has also been clean for two days, but he knows that the so-called purity is definitely only short-lived, and the strong ones are usually the last to appear.
Pretending to be forced! There must be some effect, so that it is in line with the style of the warrior pretending to be forced, otherwise who wants to pretend to be forced!, right?
For this reason, Mu Feng is also very helpless, the so-called not attracting envy is mediocre, excellent, and it is also a kind of trouble, this is an indelible cut!
Nima! It's helpless for you to be so narcissistic, but unfortunately you don't have any bricks at hand, who has you so shameless!
Sure enough, it was only cleaned for two days, and there were two people outside the small courtyard, both of them were about the same age, they looked like they were one or two years older than Mu Feng, the two of them were dressed very casually, their clothes were half-covered and half-hidden, although their hair didn't look dirty, they were very unkempt, they hadn't been combed for several days, a pair of slippers, and even a little tattered. With such an image, it gives people the overall feeling that they are new to the begging industry!
When the two of them saw the line drawn by Mu Feng and the blood words written, they hesitated for a while, they wanted to cross the border but didn't want to cross the border, and they couldn't see Mu Feng if they didn't cross the border.
The two of them paced back and forth outside the realm for a long time, and one of them said:
"Senior brother, these four words look so murderous!"
Another slapped him on the head and said:
"You know a fart! This is not murderous, this is helplessness, the helplessness of geniuses, this young man named Mu Feng is not as unbearable as the old guys in the Qingying Holy Land said!"
"Young man?"
Mu Feng, who was drinking tea, almost didn't squirt out, Nima, are you very old?
These words, "Senior Brother" did not deliberately lower the volume, so Mu Feng heard it clearly, because of this, he couldn't help but look at the two of them a few more times, but wanted to see what they wanted!
"Then what are we going to do, or wait for him to erase those words?"
The "junior brother" seemed to be tired of walking, and proposed.
"Smack!"
"Senior Brother" slapped him on the head, hating iron and steel:
"Wouldn't it be shameless to leave like this? Anyway, we are also geniuses, and geniuses should have the appearance of geniuses!"
"How can anyone boast of his genius?"
"Senior brother" muttered.
"Smack!"
"Senior Brother" slapped him again, and said in a tone that was not up to the wall:
"As a genius, you should have the courage to admit it, otherwise how can you be a genius? Besides, didn't the old guy say that we are all geniuses?"
"You can also believe what the old guy said, when he lied to me when he came to Yulong Mountain, he said how powerful Yulong Mountain was, and how powerful his disciples were, and what was the result! When I came to learn the art with joy, I sent out the entire Yulong Mountain, and there were only five people with me!"
"Senior brother" said grumblingly.
"You know a fart, people are expensive but not too expensive, the old guy's intentions, don't you understand it until now!"
Hearing this, Mu Feng felt that this Imperial Dragon Mountain was definitely not simple, the holy land of five people had survived for so long, not to mention, and it had been recognized by the other four holy places, so it can be seen that the old guy in the mouth of the two brothers was definitely not simple.
Calculated in this way, the disciples who can be favored by him are by no means idle.
"Then what do you say we should do now! I have no face to go back, and I have broken the rules of others by stepping over, so it is not good to advance or retreat, it is really troublesome!"
"Senior brother" is the way of the six gods without masters.
"Why don't we bribe him?"
"Senior Brother" had a flash of inspiration and thought of a 'clever plan'.
"How can we bribe? We are so poor, you buy wine and drink all the money!"
"Senior brother" has a bitter gourd face.
"Smack!"
"Senior brother, you have finally become smarter! We will bribe him with wine, hurry up, and take out your Yanjiang Jiuxing!"
"Senior brother" danced with his hands.
"Why is it mine again, don't you?"
"Less nonsense, brother, I'm done drinking, otherwise I'll pit you with so much wine?"
"You still say, when did you not cheat me?"
"Senior brother" is full of grievances!
"Okay, okay, don't be stingy, I'll steal it next time!"
"Senior brother" patted his chest and reassured.
Next, I saw the "junior brother" make a move, and a big wine jar appeared in his hand, the jar looked like it weighed more than twenty or thirty pounds, but when he held it in his hand, it felt as light as a feather.
"It's like a light weight!"
Mu Feng said to himself appreciatively.
"Senior Brother" snatched the wine jar, slapped the mud open, and then sat on the spot, and then shouted loudly towards Mu Feng's small courtyard:
"Mu Feng genius, I have a good wine here, I don't know if it's good to come out and drink a cup together!"
Mu Feng had already seen all this in his eyes and listened to it in his ears, so he had no ill feelings towards the two of them, so he said:
"Two geniuses, please come in!"
Hearing Mu Feng's words, "Senior Brother" happily said to "Senior Brother":
"See, isn't this little brother Mu Feng very discerning? Is he very good at telling the truth? How can he be as stupid as you!"
After speaking, he looked at the boundary on the ground, and said with some embarrassment:
"But...... It's not good to step over!"
Mu Feng knew what they meant, they were in the small courtyard, and with a slight wave of the big sleeves, a strong wind blew, and the words "death to those who cross the line" and the bloodstain boundary in front of the small courtyard suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Seeing that the handwriting was gone, the two brothers picked up the wine jar and strode towards the small courtyard, reporting to their home as they walked:
"Yulong Mountain is not stupid and takes the junior brother to visit, and I hope that Brother Mufeng will not dislike the wine is not delicious!"
Nima, the first time Mu Feng heard this way of reporting his family, it was really unique, unique, unique, and had no semicolon!
Before the words fell, the two of them had already appeared in front of Mu Feng, and they put the so-called "Yanjiang Nine Steaming" on the stone table in front of Mu Feng, and said:
"To be honest, we're here to fight with you, but it's not the kind of fight that is looking for trouble, so I think we should drink this jar of wine before fighting!"
Very direct, Mu Feng had already guessed this, there is a total of one master and four disciples in Yulong Mountain, and naturally there is no shortage of rewards from the Qingying Holy Land, to put it bluntly, the two of them are purely out to play.
As the so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, everyone is already so "polite", and Mu Feng doesn't need to pretend to be cool anymore, so he laughed and said:
"Not stupid, not stupid, the two names are quite unique!"
The two laughed proudly after listening to Mu Feng's words, sat down unceremoniously, and said boldly:
"The genius's vision is different, hurry up and get the bowl, let's do ten bowls first!"
As early as when the mud seal was opened, Mu Feng was hooked with wine worms, and the wine bowl was already ready, not stupid, Nima was ready early!
"Brother Mu Feng is not kind, why our senior brother has been wandering outside for so long!"
Don't be stupid Haha laughed.
"Didn't you two come in?"
Mu Feng's face is never thin, and he doesn't take his stupid words to heart!
"Smack!"
"If you talk too much, I'll drink one less bowl later! No, ten bowls less!"
Don't be stupid and give it a slap first, and then pour two bowls of wine, one bowl for Mu Feng and one bowl for yourself, if you really don't give it stupid.
After glancing at him not stupidly, Mu Feng said in his heart: Being slapped left and right like you all day long, even if you are not stupid and really not stupid, sooner or later you will be beaten stupid!
Don't be stupid to see that the senior brother really doesn't pour himself down, and his eyes look very aggrieved, this is obviously his own wine, why can't he drink it!
Mu Feng really couldn't stand it, so he said:
"The more people drink the big bowl of wine, the better, so that there will be momentum, and only then can you drink pride!
"That's right! It's just that my junior brother can't speak!"
After speaking, he poured a glass for not being stupid, put down the wine jar, and was the first to pick up the wine bowl and said:
"Our realm is higher than yours, and we have already fallen behind when we come to you to fight, so this bowl of wine, our senior brothers respect you!"
"Senior brother is right! I don't be stupid to respect you for a bowl! After drinking, let's have a good fight!"
"There is no such thing as respect, drink and drink, say this kind of thing is inferior, on the wine table, once the bowl is raised, it is a brother, where is there a superior and inferior one to say, do it together!"
Mu Feng likes to deal with straightforward people and is not anxious, so he is arrogant.
"!"
The two of them no longer grinded, picked up the wine bowl and drank it all, not a drop was left, and Mu Feng was not far behind He also drank it all.
After a bowl of wine, I suddenly felt a dry air straight up, and after the dry air, there was a cold air attacking, and a dry and cold met me, and I suddenly felt refreshed and comfortable.
"Good wine, good wine!"
"Brother Mu Feng is really a person who understands wine, this wine is made of more than a dozen kinds of genius treasures such as Longyang Guo, Jiuyang Grass, Millennium Manzhu Shahua, etc., which is of great help to regulate the two qi of yin and yang!"
Not stupid and proud.
Not stupid, he smiled and said:
"According to the old guy, if a man drinks this Yanjiang nine steamed, if he is stimulated by a woman, his dryness rises, and he can not fall for nine days and nine nights, and the groom every night, if the woman drinks it, the cold air will increase sharply, and then he can be a man for nine days and nine nights!
If he is not stupid, Mu Feng will not believe it, three days and three nights may still be possible, but nine days and nine nights is a bit exaggerated!
Mu Feng is a little white, and he doesn't know much about the Tao in it, although he doesn't know much, it doesn't mean that he doesn't understand, and when he thinks of that kind of picture unnaturally, his little face can't help but turn red.
Bu Fool slapped on the head of Bu Silly, and scolded:
"Brother Mu Feng is a serious person at first glance, what are you doing with him!"
Don't scratch his head stupidly, smirk and don't speak, pick up the wine jar and fill it for the two of them first, pour another bowl for himself, and then raise the bowl and say:
"If you can't speak, you will punish yourself with a bowl!"
As he spoke, he was about to do it, but he immediately stopped it:
"You kid doesn't know that little bit of fancy intestines, don't you just want to drink more bowls? Lao Tzu tells you, no way! If you want to drink, drink together, come to that set, come on, Brother Mu Feng, let's do it together!"
Mu Feng really admired these two senior brothers, at the moment of fine wine, none of them were really willing to suffer, so they raised a bowl together and made a bowl together.
Next, the three of them chatted and drank, and soon a jar of wine went down, and the three of them were so drunk that they were almost unconscious, who still remembers the fight!
When Ling Bai woke up, it was already noon the next day, and he was still snoring if he was not stupid or stupid.
It can be seen from this that although they are good at wine, this "Yanjiang Nine Steamed" is not often able to drink, otherwise they would not have to steal it, nor would they get drunk like this! At the same time, it also shows that they take out this wine to "bribe" themselves, such a person is worthy of hand, worthy of deep friendship, worthy of heartfelt friendship!