Many years ago, when Xu Wangqiu was studying at Nortel, his girlfriend asked him to choose, and he chose the second one at that time. However, people change, and after experiencing the ups and downs of the world, he is no longer what he was at the beginning. If he really had to pick now, he would have picked four. However, Xu Wangqiu didn't want to expose his heart, and grinned at Su Bai: "I'm the same as you, choose third."

Su Bai stared at Xu Wangqiu's black eyes, shook his head slowly, and said, "You didn't tell the truth, you definitely won't choose three, you should choose one." ”

As a traverser, Xu Wangqiu did have a sense of superiority in his heart, but he would definitely not admit it, spread his hands, and acted innocently: "How come, do you think I look like that kind of person with a particularly strong sense of superiority?"

Before Su Bai could answer, Xie Xiaojing preemptively said, "You are not like, you are original." Others also said: "Yes, you're not like, you are!", "You can't even watch Xie Jin and Xie Tieli's movies, aren't you superior......?"

Xu Wangqiu didn't bother to defend: "Okay, okay, since you think so, then I'll choose one." ”

Xia Gang immediately mended the knife and said: "Look at it, this sentence is full of superiority. On the surface, this sentence is nothing, but the subtext is that I don't know as much as you idiots, you can say whatever you like! It's full of superiority!"

Xu Wangqiu glared at Xia Gang angrily: "Xia Gang, I didn't see it before, your level of buttoning your hat has reached the world's first-class level! You have simply rushed out of Asia and into the world! I will just say it casually, and you will decipher so many things." Your mind is too complicated and too dark, and I have decided to stay away from you in the future, so as not to be framed by you. ”

Xia Gang retorted: "I'm obviously telling the truth, why am I psychologically dark?"

Xu Wangqiu glanced at Xia Gang and said: "Then let's do a simple test, if you answer correctly, it means that you are simple-minded, if you answer wrong, it means that you are a mess in your heart, how dare you try?"

Xia Gang immediately said: "If you don't dare, you can say it!"

Xu Wangqiu suppressed his smile and said with a serious face: "You listen well." There was a woman washing dates by the river, and a man saw it and thought that it was too hard for a woman to wash dates, so he went over to help her wash them. Hearing this, the girls covered their mouths and chuckled, and Su Bai laughed even more. The boys are like a flock of roosters, letting out a hehe laugh. Xu Wangqiu ignored them and continued: "After washing the dates, the woman gave the man a red thing, may I ask Comrade Xia Gang, what is this red thing?"

Xia Gang secretly despised Xu Wangqiu in his heart, thinking that you said that men and women take a bath together in front of so many girls, and you are embarrassed to say that my mind is complicated, nasty, nasty! However, Xu Wangqiu's question has already been raised, and he must not fail to answer, so he seriously thought about it, a woman is bathing by the river, and a man goes over to help him wash, and after washing, what will the woman give him a red thing? He thought about it for a while, and finally came up with a reasonable answer: "It's a red belly pocket." ”

Xu Wangqiu suddenly burst into laughter: "Xia Gang, Xia Gang, I said that you have complex thoughts and think about some messy things all day long, and you still don't admit it." A woman was washing dates by the river, and a man came over to help her wash them, and the things she gave after washing must have been red dates! Obviously you were washing dates, but you thought of taking a bath, and finally pulled out your red belly pocket. This idea is simply too evil and too filthy!"

The girls laughed when they heard this answer, and the boys even laughed while mending the knife: "It's obviously washing red dates, but Xia Gang thinks about taking a bath, and his thoughts are too complicated!", "In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can think that it's a jujube, Wangqiu said that a woman is washing jujubes by the river, pay attention to the river;

Xia Gang was speechless to Liu Lin: "How many of you dare to touch your conscience and say, you don't want to be crooked?"

Xie Xiaojing immediately pressed her hand to her chest: "I touched my conscience and said, I definitely didn't want to be crooked." Liu Lin and the others followed up one after another, pressed his hand to his chest and said, "I definitely didn't want to be crooked." ”

Xia Gang was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "You actually lied with your conscience." What a shamelessness! Shamelessness! The shamelessness of you people happens to be the glory of my Xia Gang!"

Su Bai and the other girls laughed like crazy, thinking that Xu Wangqiu and the group of people in their bedroom were too funny.

Xu Wangqiu held back a wicked smile, looked at Xia Gang and said, "Xia Gang, I'll tell you another story!"

"I don't listen, I don't listen!" Seeing the evil smile on Xu Wangqiu's face, Xia Gang knew that he must be trying to trick himself again.

Xu Wangqiu looked at the others: "Then I'll tell you! The story goes like this, once upon a time, there was a dragon king who wanted to choose a son-in-law for himself, but he had a criterion for choosing a son-in-law, that is, he had to weigh 90 pounds! After a big turtle found out about this, he ran to participate. As a result, the big sea turtle weighed in and was only 89 pounds, which did not meet the standard, so the big sea turtle left with great regret. ”

Everyone present was attracted by the story told by Xu Wangqiu, and wanted to know what happened, and even Xia Gang, who claimed that he didn't listen, pricked up his ears.

Xu Wangqiu's story continues: "The big turtle swam forward dejectedly, and when a lobster saw it, he asked the big turtle, why are you downcast? When the lobster heard this, his eyes rolled and he had an idea. It told the big turtle that it weighed just one pound, and if it let it hide in the ears of the big turtle, it would be exactly 90 pounds! But the lobster had one condition, if the big turtle became the son-in-law of the dragon king, he would have to find a way to make him the prime minister of the dragon palace in the future. When the big turtle heard this, he thought it was a good idea and immediately agreed.

The big turtle returned to the Dragon Palace and weighed it again, and sure enough, it was 90 catties. But at this time, the dragon king recognized the big sea turtle, and when he came to weigh it just now, it was obviously 89 pounds, how could it become 90 pounds in such a short time? As soon as the dragon king saw the lobster, he understood what was going on, turned his face blank, and asked the lobster, what are you doing in the ears of the giant turtle?"

Speaking of this, Xu Wangqiu smiled evilly: "Guess how the lobster answered." ”

Liu Lin reacted the fastest and said first: "To tell the truth, in order to help the turtle become the son-in-law of the Dragon King." Xie Xiaojing thought for a while and said, "I'm plucking out the turtle's ears." Others have their own answers.

Xia Gang saw that everyone was giving answers, and felt that this question seemed to be normal, and there were no traps. However, seeing the evil smile on Xu Wangqiu's face, he was still sure that there was a ghost, and showed a confident smile: "I'm not a lobster, how do I know how it answers." "Hmph, if I don't give you an answer, you won't be able to fix me now!

The smile on Xu Wangqiu's face became even brighter: "The lobster replied, I'm telling a story to Wang Ba!"

Everyone was slightly stunned, what kind of promise is this, I'm telling a story to Wang Ba?

Su Bai reacted relatively quickly, was slightly stunned, and then slapped Xu Wangqiu's body, and scolded with a smile: "Wangqiu, you are really necrotic, you actually changed your way to scold us for being the eighth king, you are really necrotic!"

Only then did everyone present react, knowing that they had been tricked by Xu Wangqiu, they first laughed, and then scolded Xu Wangqiu with Su Bai. Xia Gang shook his head while laughing, thinking that he didn't know he would be able to escape, but he didn't expect to be tricked.

The meal was a long one, and it was almost nine o'clock from the restaurant. In the evening, let Su Bai and the girls go back by themselves, Xu Wangqiu was not at ease, and decided to send them back to Peking University first. Su Bai and the others said no, but Xu Wangqiu insisted on sending them back first, now the security in Beiping City is not very good, and it is really not safe to let a few girls go outside.

Xu Wangqiu and the others came out of the restaurant, walked less than a hundred meters down the street, and suddenly burst out from the corner of the street with eight or nine thugs carrying bricks. The leader was none other than the pockmarked face that Xu Wangqiu and Su Bai met in Beihai Park.

Xu Wangqiu was slightly stunned, thinking to himself why these gangsters are here, still carrying bricks in their hands, they can't be waiting for us, if so, then how will they know that we are here? Xu Wangqiu didn't think about it, knowing that this matter could not be solved by mouthing today, he stretched out his hand to stop a few girls behind him, stared at a few gangsters and said coldly: "What do you want to do?"

"Boy, we've been waiting for you for a long time!" Ma Yan pointed at Xu Wangqiu and scolded, "I grass your uncle, last time I actually lied to my grandfather that you are from Shichahai Martial Arts School!

The other thug raised the brick in his hand, and sneered: "Didn't you say that you are from Shichahai Martial Arts School, those who practice martial arts will split bricks, we have specially prepared bricks for you, and let you chop enough today." ”

Liu Lin couldn't help sneering when he heard this: "Just a few bricks in your hands are not enough for us to split." I advise you not to do it, if you really do it, maybe even you will be chopped!"

Xu Wangqiu heard that the other party was specifically looking for trouble, so he turned his head to Liu Lin and said, "Last time I met these little hooligans in Beihai Park, I lied to them and said that I was from Shichahai Martial Arts School, but I didn't expect them to have a low IQ, so I really believed it." ”

Ma Mian was furious when he heard this, and rushed towards Xu Wangqiu with a roar, slapping the brick on his head. Xu Wangqiu turned sideways and got out of the way, and immediately fought with Ma Mian. The other gangsters did not show weakness and stepped forward to shoot people. Liu Lin naturally couldn't stand still, so they immediately fought with the gangsters.

In this day and age, there is no television, no internet, and there is a lack of entertainment life, and fights and brawls are simply commonplace for energetic young people. As long as it's a boy, there's almost no one who doesn't fight. Su Bai and the girls were not surprised, and now they didn't panic when they saw Xu Wangqiu and them fighting with others, and quickly retreated to the side.

Liu Lin looks like Zhang Fei, and he is very good at fighting at first glance, and this is also the case. However, to the surprise of the girls, Xu Wangqiu looks very civil, and he fights very well, and he is particularly cunning, he suffers less and beats others more. Also surprising is Zhao Ban, he gives the impression of being relatively quiet, even a little arrogant, he seems to be a good young man who follows the rules, but he didn't expect to be the most ruthless in the fight.

After Zhao Ban knocked over a gangster, he picked up the gangster's brick and slapped it at the gangster several times, slapping the gangster's head full of blood. He pinched the brick and was about to shoot the other gangsters, but he didn't expect the gangster who was slapped by him with blood all over his face in a hurry, and pulled out a knife from his body.

"Wocao, your uncle!" the thug screamed and pounced on Zhao Ban like a wolf, and stabbed at Zhao Ban with a knife.