The next day, the news of Li Zheng's birthday had been spread.

Although it was actually Zhang Xiaoke's plan, Li Zheng counted all the accounts on Jiang Qinghua's head.

That's a big mouth.

However, Zhang Xiaoke was not arrogant for too long.

At noon, when Li Zheng returned to the classroom after eating, he happened to see Zhang Xiaoke secretly placing gifts on his table and grabbed them.

"Ha!" Li Zheng glared and rushed over, "It turns out that you have thick eyebrows and big eyes!"

"Ahhh......h ”

"What a fart, it's troublesome to return the courtesy. Li Zheng chased and scolded, "Do you know that because this time, I have to remember a bunch of people's birthdays, and if I miss it, I will have an inexplicable sense of guilt." ”

"Okay, okay, no one wants you to pay it back. ”

"Yes I planted it on November 1st, and I have to repeat it every day to deepen my memory. ”

"What!"

After running around, Zhang Xiaoke had already run back and got under his desk, looking at Li Zheng with tears in his eyes: "It's obviously a kind birthday celebration...... You're too much, Master. ”

Li Zheng couldn't really do anything to her, so he had to sit down with hatred: "At this point, no more propaganda is allowed." ”

"Yes, you can. Zhang Xiaoke withdrew his teary eyes, climbed out and sat back in his seat with a smile, looked at the several gift boxes on Li Zheng's table and rubbed his hands, "It's all anonymous~ Only I know the answer ~ I can take it if I guess correctly~"

"Then I guess Liu Xin is okay, and he will return it all. ”

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, hurry up~"

"It's so boring......" Although Li Zheng said this, his eyes still swept to the table.

A total of seven gift boxes should have been conspired by people close to Zhang Xiaoke.

It's basically still easy to guess.

"That is to say......" Li Zheng muttered, "Jiang Qinghua, Liu Xin, you, Xu Mengxi, Qiao Bixia and Lin Yujing, all sent?"

"Huh!" Zhang Xiaoke nodded steadily, "There is another one is Liu Yuexuan." ”

"Oh?" Li Zheng couldn't help but look at the position of Liu Yuexuan, the representative of the Chinese class in the front row.

Liu Yuexuan was also looking at this, Lao Yuan waved his hand and smiled: "Happy birthday~"

"Thank you. After Li Zheng smiled back, he turned his face and sent a zombie face to Zhang Xiaoke, "Thanks to you, I want to remember one more birthday." ”

"Don't ...... Don't be so scary......" Zhang Xiaoke said in a panic, "It's a big deal, I'll help you return the gift when the time comes......"

"It's a nuisance. Li Zheng sighed, and then picked up the top pink gift box.

Judging from this color scheme, it should be sent by a girl.

Although he said that it was troublesome, Li Zheng still had a faint expectation in his heart.

After all, this is the first time someone has given a birthday gift other than my parents......

I haven't even had a greeting card before.

"Quickly dismantle and dismantle, hurry up. Zhang Xiaoke raised his eyebrows and said, "The rule is to guess the gift clearly, and if you guess wrong, give it to the person who is guessed." ”

Li Zheng sighed, and suddenly became interested: "That is to say, if this gift is given by Liu Xin, but I guess it is Jiang Qinghua, then this gift will belong to Jiang Qinghua?"

"Huh!" Zhang Xiaoke laughed and bumped Li Zheng, "It's also good to guess Zhang Xiaoke!"

"Dreaming. Li Zheng unpacked the package in two clicks, and then fell into a stupor.

Unexpectedly, under this pink wrapper.

It turned out to be a rally.

Then there will be no suspense about the result.

"Qiao Bixia......" Li Zheng sighed tastelessly.

"Congratulations, I got a pair of tension machines. Zhang Xiaoke laughed and said, "In the future, I will also train my chest muscles, Master." ”

At the same time, a good man laughed outside the door, and Qiao Bixia walked into the classroom happily: "I waited for you at six o'clock on the basketball court yesterday, but I didn't live up to my love." ”

"Thank you......" Li Zheng couldn't dodge, so he had to be slapped hard by Qiao Bixia, "Yesterday was a special situation, and I must play basketball today." ”

"Okay, I've made a gift, let's open the next one. Qiao Bixia urged.

"Hmm. Li Zheng tore open the small blue package below.

It is a book with the same blue cover, and the words "Siege" are printed on it.

Again, there is no suspense.

"Liu Yuexuan. Li Zheng nodded again at Liu Yuexuan in the front row.

However, Liu Yuexuan did have a miserable expression: "No, it's Zhang Xiaoke......"

"???" Li Zheng's eyes widened, "How is it possible? Zhang Xiaoke has this culture?"

"Wow master I have......" Zhang Xiaoke burst into tears again, and punched him all the way, "I obviously gave my favorite book to Master...... Why is there no culture!"

This time, Li Zheng did not fight against each other, but endured it silently.

Knowing people, knowing faces, but not hearts.

Zhang Xiaoke turned out to be a literate ......

However, Liu Yuexuan didn't ask for this book after all, so she handed it over to Li Zheng to take.

Li Zheng also took a deep breath and opened the third rainbow package.

It was a box of Chenguang pens, tied to a stack of brand new workbooks.

Li Zheng's eyes suddenly lit up.

Good stuff, practical.

Such a sincere gift.

"Liu Xin!" Li Zheng shouted with his arms outstretched.

Liu Yuexuan in the front row wanted to cry again without tears: "It's me, ......"

"Ah......" Li Zheng scratched his scalp, "Anyway, it's useless for Liu Xin to ask for this, so I'll take it." ”

The fourth box.

Old clockwork mouse toy ......

Li Zheng couldn't help but rub his head.

A normal person would not give an 18-year-old high school student such a toy.

This is clearly not for people to play......

It's for cats.

Then there can only be one outcome.

Lin Yujing. Li Zheng sighed with some disappointment, "I know, I'll play for Wangcai." ”

However, Liu Xin rushed in: "Brother Li, it's me, Brother Li!"

“？？？”

"This is the clockwork mouse I have treasured since I was a child, the most precious memory, Brother Li!" Liu Xin grabbed the clockwork mouse, pointed to the notch on the side and said, "There is still my name here, which symbolizes that our friendship will never fade." ”

"Ah......" Li Zheng was confused, "right...... Sorry ......"

"I don't care, I'll give it to you if you guess wrong. Liu Xinyi stuffed the mouse into Li Zheng's arms, "You are not allowed to play with cats, you must treasure them." ”

“...... Good. ”

When he opened the fifth box, Li Zheng, who had made several mistakes, was already panicking.

No, you can't be so blindly confident anymore.

The outside and the inside of a person are often at odds with each other.

Under Zhang Xiaoke's exaggerated appearance, he is a serious literary heart.

Liu Yuexuan's literary temperament is a core of pragmatism.

After Liu Xin's brainless presumptuousness, he hides delicacy and gentleness.

Only Qiao Bixia is the same.

Flipping around, there is a better chance.

Yikes!

The fifth box is torn open.

It is a full set of Xue Zhiqian's album CD!

Damn it......

Li Zheng swallowed and foamed.

There's really no way around.

"Jiang Qinghua ......" Li Zheng pronounced the name.

At the door, the man flashed into the class: "Yes, it's me." ”

"Thank you......" Li Zheng reluctantly thanked, "but I don't have a CD ......"

"I don't have any collections. Jiang Qinghua sighed lightly and smiled, "Don't be burdened, I just want to say goodbye to my past self, let myself go, and fulfill your blue sea and blue sky." ”

"Although I don't understand, thank you. ”

Li Zheng took a deep breath and opened the penultimate gift box.

Now there are only two people left.

Lin Yujing, teacher Mengxi.

Choose one of the two, it should be easy to guess.

After tearing the red wrapper.

Li Zheng saw a brand new black metal mobile phone case.

He then picked up his phone again, only to find that it was already full of scars.

It's also a very practical gift.

It should be Mr. Mengxi......

Although this is the case, Li Zheng did not guess immediately, but opened the last gift in three or two clicks-

A fist-sized cosmic glass ball!

As it shakes, the fluorescent matter inside will also circulate, just as galaxies migrate and the galaxy circulates.

Wonderful!

It's too obvious to be wrong.

Li Zheng picked up the cosmic glass ball in his right hand: "Lin Yujing." ”

grabbed the black phone case with his left hand: "Teacher Mengxi." ”

The scene froze instantly.

Even Zhang Xiaoke didn't owe, just looked at Li Zheng blankly.

Li Zheng's eyebrows tightened.

Don't...... Wrong......

This can be fucking wrong......

He shuddered and turned his head to look at the classroom door.

Lin Yujing was glaring angrily.

Teacher Mengxi was sad.

"It's not...... This ......" Li Zheng picked up the cosmic ballway, "This kind of thing can only be sent out by Lin Yujing, right?"

"Uh......" Xu Mengxi smiled reluctantly, "It's me...... I've been choosing for a long time...... ...... bought from abroad"

Click!

Li Zheng didn't know what to say at all: "Thank you...... Thank you, Mr. Mengxi, this is my favorite gift. ”

"Hmm...... Just like it. ”

"That's ......" Li Zheng then picked up the phone case, "Such a practical, meticulous gift......"

Lin Yujing spread his hands: "I bought it temporarily in the morning." ”

Click!

Li Zheng hugged his head and exploded.

Completely mistaken.

Chill Teacher Mengxi's hard work!

"Mengxi go, ignore the scum......" After Lin Yujing despised it, he pulled Xu Mengxi and left.

"This can be guessed wrong!" Qiao Bixia was angry and grabbed the tension device she sent, "Let's reflect on it, I used the tension device myself." ”

The tide ebbed and flowed, and everything returned to calm.

Li Zheng only turned his head in hatred and glared at Zhang Xiaoke.

"It's all your idea, isn't it?"

"Teacher, teacher...... Father ......" Zhang Xiaoke retracted under the desk again, grabbed the leg of the desk and argued, "I didn't know it would become like this......"

"Let's test the results of recent learning. Li Zheng shook his arm, "I'll personally come up with a set of comprehensive questions for you." ”

"Ha!" Zhang Xiaoke got out again, climbed into the seat and laughed, "I thought it was, isn't this a meat bun beating a dog." ”

"It's not an ordinary science comprehensive question, it's an Olympiad-level science comprehensive question. Li Zheng's eyes narrowed, "Start the first class in the afternoon, do it at 6 o'clock in the evening, with a full score of 200, the goal is 20 points, and if you can't reach it, you will be expelled from the division." ”

“......”

......

This afternoon, the selection of Sakurako Middle School's New Year's Eve program officially began.

In principle, only the first and second years of high school will participate in the registration of programs, and no more than 5 programs will be selected for New Year's Eve performances.

The selection location is the music classroom, which is graded by Liu Xiaodong and other school leaders, and is carried out in groups and batches, so as to minimize the impact on the class.

Li Zheng and Lin Yujing went around three o'clock in the afternoon, as soon as Li Zheng's guitar sounded, Liu Xiaodong made a decision, Lin Yujing didn't finish singing the first sentence, and the other teachers also made a decision, the scene was similar to "The Voice of China".

Jiang Qinghua and Zhang Xiaoke both went at four o'clock, and they only counted the scores, and the results had to wait for the "mentor group" to discuss and decide.

When school was out, Li Zheng was packing his schoolbag and preparing for a happy basketball game, but Tang Zhifei suddenly entered the classroom nervously, pulled Lin Yujing and came to the side of Li Zheng, the core figure of the class, and formed a small group.

"The results of the show selection are out......" Tang Zhifei nodded to Li Zheng and Lin Yujing first, ""Fly me to the moon" is the finale. ”

"Oh?" Li Zheng frowned slightly, "I still want to be the first to appear." ”

In his understanding, the first performance is the most shocking, and it is more conducive to Kai Wushuang to earn vitality points.

Tang Zhifei only shook his head and said: "The first one will soon be forgotten, the finale is the most influential, anyway, Principal Liu insists on putting the face of our school on the two of you." ”

"Hmm......" Lin Yujing was a little cramped, "How many people are there in the first school in the city?"

"Don't be nervous, just sing with your eyes closed. Tang Zhifei muttered, "I can't say how many people there are, there are probably less than twenty classes in each class, and both junior high and high schools come." ”

"That's more than 4,000 people. Li Zheng raised his cheeks and said, "Counting our school's junior high school and high school, as well as the teaching staff, there are about 6,000 people...... Assuming that the gender is average, it is 3,000 sisters...... Very good, 3000 sisters should be enough ......"

Li Zheng suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "Don't think about it, I'm just paying attention to the gender ratio of excellent schools and whether they meet the average distribution." ”

"Who cares about you!" Zhang Xiaoke asked anxiously at Tang Zhifei, "What about the two of us?"

"Hmm...... It's a pity......" Tang Zhifei pursed his lips and sighed, "The quota has been allocated to the group show, and it doesn't seem to advocate individual shows." ”

"Damn!" Zhang Xiaoke bit his lip and scolded, "I've been practicing for a long time in front of the video." ”

"That's it, that's it. Jiang Qinghua only smiled indifferently and put the flute into his backpack, "Life is unsatisfactory, nine times out of ten." ”

"It's not your problem. Tang Zhifei pulled Zhang Xiaoke's arm, rubbed her little fleshy hand and persuaded, "I specifically asked, your solo dance is mainly because the gymnasium is very large and not easy to see. Qinghua's flute is also very good, and the main reason why I don't choose you is because the solo is a little monotonous, and if it is an ensemble, there must be a chance. ”

Zhang Xiaoke sneered: "So the two of us should also give a and dance?"

"It's not impossible, but it's a bit of a mismatch, right?" Tang Zhifei patted Zhang Xiaoke's hand, "In short, you should do your best to be a good audience next." ”

"It's okay, I've been doing it for a long time. Jiang Qinghua showed a smile from an old immortal.

Just when Tang Zhi had to leave.

A "whoosh" sounded.

Anyone who is familiar with this voice knows it.

It must have been Li Zheng who raised his hand.

"Wait......" Li Zheng's eyebrows tightened, and his eyes gradually deepened.

The reason for the depth is not how to think deeply, but to look at the task.

[Musou II.: After accepting the mission, the maximum vitality value of all relaxation items will be canceled for 10 minutes, please recover 500 hours of vitality within 10 minutes. 】

The task lasted 10 minutes, and the song performed with Lin Yujing lasted only 3 minutes.

To be conservative, assuming that there are only [2000 sisters] on site, based on past experience, the average vitality recovery rate can be set to [4 (minutes)/sister·minute].

Multiply the two and make an appointment with the "sister", then the total recovery speed is 8000/min.

If you perform for three minutes, you can recover a total of 24,000 minutes.

That is...... 400 hours......

Not enough! Not at all!

There is no room for failure to miss a task.

Whether it's a history textbook or an old programmer, it's a reward that is definitely worth fighting for.

That said, there seems to be another option......

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

In short, it's not enough, the song "Fly me to the moon" is not enough.

The other 7 minutes must be used and must not be wasted.

As for how to use it, there are two options.

One is that after singing, I started to play basketball, and since the scene is a gymnasium, it makes sense to play basketball.

But this is a bit blunt.

And basketball without confrontation is soulless.

For some reasons that are inconvenient to say, in this era, it will become very funny for a person to dribble under his crotch in public.

Don't talk about flirting with your sister, if you don't do it, you will become the laughing stock of your sister and your sister's enemy.

Basketball had no choice but to say no.

Then another plan is to extend the performance time, and if one song is not enough, there will be three songs.

Regarding this, first of all, Lin Yujing will not accept it.

Secondly, the same two people repeat similar repertoire, such a performance will only make people tired.

It's better to have more people, more instruments, and more diverse ways to string together some songs that make people get excited.

Especially the tracks that make middle school students happy.

Li Zheng doesn't know anything about this.

So—

"Qinghua and Xiao Ke can also join us in the performance, right?" asked Li Zheng towards Tang Zhifei.

"Huh?" Tang Zhifei's eyes widened, "Xiao He...... That ~ kind of dance...... Not a good match, right?"

"What do you mean by 'that~ kind of dance'?" Zhang Xiaoke jumped with a sly look, "Teacher Tang, you make it clear, do you look down on us for the second dimension?"

"Hey...... It's just a comparison...... The cuter kind. Tang Zhifei reluctantly coped.

Jiang Qinghua, who was sitting in the back row, only waved his hand: "Forget it, the two of us won't make trouble, come on." ”

"It's not about adding to the chaos, the power of more people is greater, and the performance effect can be better. Li Zheng rubbed his chin and planned, "Since it's the finale, it always has to be higher, so that more girls can ...... In order to make the atmosphere more enthusiastic, we might as well compress the main song and add a skewer at the back, Qinghua can blow the flute, play triangle, and Xiao Ke can also dance or act as a mascot when necessary. ”

"Ah!" Zhang Xiaoke's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Li Zheng's shoulders and shook it, "Can you also make two-dimensional music, Master?"

"Music is mathematics, and there are no dimensions. Li Zheng grinned, "As long as you can get more sisters...... Better performances, I can play all strings. ”

"Wow, is this arrogant?" Zhang Xiaoke immediately asked, "The erhu version of "Pure Land of Bliss"?"

"No problem. Li Zheng nodded steadily.

"Huh?" Zhang Xiaoke asked, "The violin version of Digimon?"

"It's a breeze. ”

"Saxophone version of Slam Dunk?"

"This is an air instrument, so it's necessary to talk about it. ”

If other people are so arrogant, I'm afraid they will be sprayed.

But everyone present knew that Li Zheng never spoke.

After such an answer, Zhang Xiaoke's expression instantly became serious.

"If what Master said is true...... Zhang Xiaoke sat down majestically, rubbing his chin like Li Zheng, "I am confident that this finale will be planned to be fried-turned-full-field!"