Chapter Forty-Nine: Dark Cuisine

The car was driving on the open road, Fang Xuan sneaked a glance at Yun Shuiyao in the back seat who was looking out the window through the rearview mirror, and was very curious about what the identity of the other party was, and he actually needed Senior Brother Ye to come to greet him in person.

Ye Ran saw his doubts, but he wouldn't explain so much for him, Yun Shuiyao's identity was publicized, and the gods went down to earth!

For the sake of a peaceful life, it is better to keep a low profile.

In the car, after Ye Ran chatted casually with Yun Shuiyao, he leaned back in the chair and fell asleep.

In order to be able to arrive at Kunlun Mountain in time, he took a plane overnight to return to China in advance, and he didn't sleep all night, coupled with the rush of the road, his body and mind were already very tired.

Fang Xuan silently drove the car to the Xiting villa area, where he had already helped Ye Ran buy a villa, which was very close to the eldest lady's home.

......

It was getting dark, and the lights were on in every house. Ye Ran yawned and woke up from the unfamiliar big bed.

He knew that this was the house that Fang Xuan had prepared for him, so he wasn't too surprised.

After he was fully conscious, he opened the bedroom door and walked out, wanting to see what Yun Shuiyao was doing now.

As the saying goes, I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it, looking at the scene in front of him, Ye Ran thought that he hadn't woken up yet, and he was still dreaming.

When he opened the door, he was greeted by a world of yellow sand, and countless tanks were rushing towards him with billowing smoke, and the surrounding area was filled with shouts of killing......

Obviously, this is a battlefield! Ye Ran looked at the desert full of gunsmoke, scratched his hair, and looked dazed, could it be that he crossed after a sleep?

Seeing that the tank was about to drive to his face, he immediately prepared to dodge, but the surrounding painting style suddenly changed, the battlefield disappeared in an instant, and Ye Ran came to a new environment.

It was a vast green grassland, and in front of it stood a few lambs singing and dancing on their feet.

A familiar melody echoed in the air: "Oxygen-inhaling sheep, oxygen-free sheep, lazy oxygen-friendly sheep...... Don't look at me as just a sheep......"

Ye Ran was stunned, the crossing has become more and more unreliable these years, and any strange world can be worn......

"You're awake. ”

At this moment, Yun Shuiyao's cold voice suddenly came into his ears, and the surrounding scene began to collapse and dissipate like foam, and soon returned to the appearance of a living room.

Looking at Yun Shuiyao, who was only a few steps away from him, Ye Ran's heart moved, and he instantly understood that everything just now must be the other party's masterpiece, and he couldn't help but ask curiously: "How did you do the scene just now?"

Hearing this, Yun Shuiyao stretched out her finger and silently pointed at the TV screen. At this moment, the screen is playing oxygen-absorbing sheep.

"This is the entertainment of mortals. "It's fun, but it's a pity that there's only one flat surface, it's too small, so I projected the picture into the whole room, so it's a better viewing experience." ”

After finishing speaking, she also took out the remote control and changed it.

Ye Ran opened his mouth, indicating that he also wanted to learn! Not for anything else, just for the hundreds of G's of learning materials on his computer!

It was not early outside, and Ye Ran had nothing to do next, so he sat down with Yun Shuiyao to watch TV for a while, and by the way, helped her popularize all kinds of common sense of life in the mortal world.

Listening to his explanation, Yun Shuiyao was like a studious baby, no matter what Ye Ran said, she nodded seriously in response, and almost took a pen and a notebook to write it down.

A moment later, there was a sudden smell of burning in the kitchen, Yun Shuiyao seemed to remember something, and hurriedly ran into the kitchen to make a fuss, and it didn't take long to bring out a bowl of black water that bubbled like ink.

"Sister Chang'e said that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach, this is the dragon meat and phoenix blood soup I specially boiled for you, you just woke up, you should be hungry. ”

Looking at the dark cuisine that was brought to him, Ye Ran was stunned, what he was most worried about really happened!

You said that this Chang'e, a good leisure center is not managed by it, and he knows all day long that he teaches his wife some strange things, isn't it harmful!

The pungent smell accompanied by the air was sucked into Ye Ran's nose, his face was a little pale, and there was a stiff smile on his face.

"This soup shouldn't be made with real dragon meat and phoenix blood, if it's true, then it's too supplemental, I'm afraid my mortal body can't stand it." ”

Hearing this, Yun Shuiyao was slightly stunned, and immediately reacted that Ye Ran was still just a mortal, and eating such things as dragon flesh and phoenix blood would definitely be useless, but harmful.

Ye Ran saw her hesitant look, and his heart was overjoyed, thinking that he had escaped.

However, as it turned out, he was still too young.

After Yun Shuiyao returned to the kitchen and tinkered for a while, the smell of the soup became even more pungent, and the white heat drifted into the air and seemed to form the shape of a skull, making people shudder.

Looking at her figure walking towards her, the corners of Ye Ran's eyes twitched wildly, and a classic film and television line appeared in his mind, "Da Lang, take medicine." ”

“...... I don't think I'm too hungry yet, so why don't you put it there first, and I'll drink it when it's cool. A slight cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"I've diluted it, don't you still want to drink it?" Although Yun Shuiyao is a bit of an idiot in terms of feelings and doesn't know how to fall in love, she can cultivate to the point of being an immortal monarch, and she still has the eye to see people, and Ye Ran's performance is too obvious.

"Don't look at the appearance of this bowl of soup, it actually tastes very good.

The principle of alchemy is similar to that of cooking, and I am very confident in my alchemy skills, and cooking is definitely not far behind. ”

"Can these two things be compared, it's much worse, okay!Anyway, have you tasted it yourself?" Ye Ran said suspiciously.

Although Yun Shuiyao behaved very confidently, the appearance of this bowl of soup was really difficult to convince him.

"Are you questioning me?" Yun Shuiyao said with a frown.

"No, I'm just thinking about my own life!"

"Okay, then I'll show you. ”

"Are you sure you want to drink this? Don't be impulsive!"

Yun Shuiyao glanced at Ye Ran lightly, she was eager to prove her cooking skills, and she didn't care about the other party's dissuasion, her red lips opened slightly, her head tilted, and she took a big sip.

The strange and disgusting taste suddenly exploded in her mouth, directly making her ice cube face, which had not changed for thousands of years, instantly thaw, and her expression became extremely exciting.

The ending was obvious, she didn't even last half a second after drinking it, so she squirted out directly, fortunately, Ye Ran had the foresight to dodge it in advance, otherwise she would definitely be splashed.

Looking at Yun Shuiyao, who was pale, Ye Ran shook his head helplessly, stepped forward and patted her back to help her relieve her discomfort.

"Sister Yun, I didn't say you, you immortals who haven't eaten for tens of thousands of years, how good can your cooking skills be, I estimate that the bowl of soup just now is already comparable to a biological weapon.

Alas, forget it, I'll help you make some delicious gargle, other aspects of the mortal world may not be as good as the fairy world, but in this aspect of eating, it is not worse than the fairy world at all. ”

Hearing this, Yun Shuiyao nodded awkwardly, her cheeks were slightly red, she cooked according to the way of alchemy, she didn't expect it to be so unpalatable.