Chapter 64: The Unlucky Heavenly Daoist
Because the Heavenly Dao people didn't dare to approach Ye Ran, they could only sigh helplessly in the end, and watched the other party's imperial sword fly in front of him.
Yiyang Sword Immortal was in a good mood when he saw his painful expression, and couldn't help but say cool words, "Haha, who told you to drink and drive, you deserve it, Xiao Yezi Daoist is doing the right thing for the heavens, help me punish you, an unscrupulous profiteer." ”
Even if the Heavenly Daoist was depressed, this Yiyang Sword Immortal also came to stimulate him, and he just hit the muzzle, so he attributed all the fault to the Yiyang Sword Immortal.
"You're embarrassed to say, it's all your fault! When Xiao Yezi Daoyou borrowed the sword just now, why didn't you lend him your flying sword?
After you get out of the illusion world, you must be responsible for half of the fine of the dragon team!"
When Yiyang Sword Immortal heard this, he immediately became angry, "Fuck, can this be blamed on me?" You are really getting more and more shameless, hurry up and give it to me, I won't carry you!"
As he spoke, he wanted to drive the Heavenly Daoist off his flying sword.
Counting the Heavenly Dao people naturally would not let him get his wish, the two of them said a word, I said a word, and fell into a quarrel again, and did not stop until they reached their destination.
Under the leadership of Zhao Xiaoou, the four of them plunged into the quicksand together, and then their eyes went black, and they instantly felt a sense of the world spinning, and let the sand wrap them and throw them into an unknown darkness.
At the top of the dark cave, a rectangular portal suddenly appeared out of thin air, and a stocky figure fell through the portal.
"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts, my old waist......" The Heavenly Daoist lay on the ground, grinning in the cold, obviously this time he fell not lightly.
However, before he could fully recover his strength, another figure wearing short sleeves and covered in muscles fell from the sky and sat on top of him.
"Bang!"
The Heavenly Daoist suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig.
The huge impact lifted up the dust that had accumulated in the cave for an unknown number of years, and for a moment the smoke and dust filled the air.
"Hey, why doesn't it hurt at all when it falls?" At this time, Yiyang Sword Immortal's brain was still a little confused, and he didn't react.
"You bastard...... Get off me...... I'm about to be crushed to death by you......" The voice of the Heavenly Daoist came up intermittently from below, sounding very weak.
Yiyang Sword Immortal followed his voice and looked down, only then did he understand that the reason why he didn't feel pain when he fell down was because there was a meat shield underneath.
He laughed, got up and patted the dust on his clothes, and said proudly: "Count yourself as a heavenly friend, thank you very much." ”
The Heavenly Daoist struggled to get up from the ground, glared at the Yiyang Sword Immortal viciously, and before he could say two cruel words, another figure fell through the portal at an extremely fast speed, hitting him just right.
"Bang!"
The smoke and dust that drifted around became even thicker.
"Damn, which bastard sneaked up on me again......"
The words of the Heavenly Daoist came to an abrupt end in the middle of the sentence, because he saw that it was none other than Ye Ran, a terrifying biochemical weapon, who was sitting on him! His expression instantly became extremely frightened, and he began to babble nonsense.
"Ah! Xiao Yezi Daoyou touched me, I'm going to be poisoned! I didn't expect that my dignified disciple of the Divine Machine Sect would die so aggrieved, and I don't know how much money I can pay for the insurance I bought......
Alas, but even if I lose a lot of money, I will not be blessed to enjoy it, and this money will definitely be put into his pocket by the iron rooster master in the end, which is really cheap old thing......"
Ye Ran listened to his self-talk, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he felt very speechless in his heart.
He didn't say anything, he stood up and cleaned up the dust, and let the Heavenly Daoist continue to go crazy there and complain about his master.
"Don't stop me, the old man is going to go in and clean the portal and kill this scoundrel!"
Hearing that the Heavenly Daoist was constantly smearing himself in front of so many people, the Divine Machine Gate Sect Master's eyes were wide at this moment, and his face was so black that he was about to drip ink, if it weren't for the Fire Gate Master to stop him, he would have rushed in a long time ago.
"Zhuge Sect Master, calm down, calm down! He is your personal disciple, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"
This side was persuading, and on the other side, Yiyang Sword Immortal heard the Heavenly Daoist talking about his master's various wrongs, and seemed to be aroused by some strange resonance.
I saw him suddenly snort on the ground and said, "What you said is nothing, if you talk about stinginess, my master is definitely even more stingy than your master!"
Do you know why I still wear a short sleeve in the winter? Do you really think I'm here to be handsome? No, it's all because I'm poor! I can't afford to spend money on a down jacket!
My master is simply a vampire, Zhou Peel! He didn't even give me a hundred yuan of living expenses every month, and he finally earned some extra money, and he had to confiscate it for various reasons.
I don't even know how I've been here all these years!"
It can be seen that the resentment in Yiyang Sword Immortal's heart has been accumulated for a long time, and after opening the floodgate at this moment, he is completely out of control, and begins to let go of himself and complain about his master in various ways.
This scene was shown in front of everyone through a projection screen.
The master of the Flame Gate was furious, "Criminal! The old man is here to clean up the portal!"
The master of the Shenji Gate hurriedly hugged him and persuaded him: "Lord Yanmen, calm down! He is your personal disciple, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!"
Everyone: "......"
Seeing the performance of the two, Chen Poyan couldn't help but pout, and said speechlessly: "Why don't you two put this on this cross talk? ”
When the two sect masters heard this, their minds instantly calmed down, and when they saw the strange eyes of the disciples around them, they all coughed lightly in embarrassment, and then pretended to stand aside in a deep manner, putting on a fairy wind and bones, as if the farce just now had never happened.
Ye Ran looked up at the place where he fell just now, and was a little puzzled why he hadn't seen Zhao Xiaoou's figure until now, they had entered the quicksand together, and it stood to reason that they should come down.
When he wanted to go back through the portal to look for it, Zhao Xiaoou finally appeared, and after a beautiful turnover, he fell to the ground steadily, unlike the other three, who fell so badly.
"Why are you here so slowly?" Ye Ran stepped forward and asked suspiciously.
Zhao Xiaoou's gaze swept over the faces of the three of them, and when he saw that they were all disgraced, he couldn't help but smile and explained:
"I've come down once before, and I have experience, so in order not to fall so badly like you, I deliberately used a little trick to keep consciousness in the quicksand, but then the speed will be a little slower. ”