Chapter 325: What does it feel like to be urinated
By night, Sun Feng drove the green dragon and green mountains and hurried back to Bai Jie's village.
After arriving at the entrance of the village, Sun Feng put the green dragon into the Shennong Ding, and walked towards the courtyard where Bai Jie was on foot.
This small village, which originally had only a dozen families, has now moved to the collective housing building that Sun Feng built for them.
There are only a few elderly people left in the village, because they have lived in the mountains all their lives and are unwilling to leave the mountains.
When Sun Feng walked into the courtyard, Bai Jie and Bai Ying were busy preparing dinner.
The old man in white cloth teased his great-grandson Sun Changsheng in the courtyard.
Since Sun Feng helped Sun Changsheng gain a lifespan of 8 years, coupled with the Chaos Black Dragon recognizing the master, the two-year-old Sun Changsheng suddenly became extremely energetic and regained his former agility.
At this moment, he grabbed Bai Buyi's beard vigorously and stuffed it into his mouth.
The Chaos Black Dragon was on the side, quacking, and it was amused by its little master all day long.
Two-year-old Sun Changsheng seems to see anything, he will think that it is a delicious delicacy, and he wants to stuff it into his mouth.
Bai Buyi loves his great-grandson very much, and lets him play with his beard, even if he is hurt, he is not angry.
He now has a grandson who is full of everything!
"Grandpa, I'm back!
Changsheng, don't scratch grandpa's beard, you have scratched off several of them!"
Sun Feng walked up to Bai Buyi and greeted him respectfully.
After Sun Changsheng saw Sun Feng, he opened his little hand and wanted Sun Feng to hug him.
Maybe this is blood kinship.
When Sun Changsheng saw Sun Feng for the first time, he happily opened his hands and let him hug him, he was not afraid of life at all, and even peed in Sun Feng's arms.
Sun Feng also loves his cheap son very much.
Hurriedly stretched out his hand to take Sun Changsheng, because he had almost no experience in taking care of children, so Sun Feng carefully hugged his son.
Although the posture of holding the child is not good, and even uncomfortable, Sun Changsheng is very face-saving, not only does not cry or make trouble, but is very happy, a pair of big black and clear eyes, staring at Sun Feng's face.
Sun Feng couldn't help but kiss his son on the face, causing his son to giggle.
The white cloth clothes were beside him, brushing his beard, looking at the harmonious scene in front of him, very relieved!
In fact, these days, Bai Buyi already knows the relationship between Bai Ying, Bai Jie and Sun Feng.
But he has always pretended to be deaf and dumb, ignoring and enjoying himself.
In his opinion, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, as long as they are happy, let them be, as for the set of morality and etiquette and other secular ones, in Bai Buyi's view, there is no need to worry at all.
Young man, you love me, it's not a big deal.
"Xiaofeng, what did you find when you went up the mountain today?"
Bai Buyi picked up a quaint tea bowl on the stone table, drank the tea slowly, and then asked casually.
There have been a lot of xenomorph creatures in this world recently, and Sun Feng did not hide it from Bai Buyi.
In fact, even if Sun Feng didn't say it, Bai Buyi, a master of the world who had dealt with the mountains all his life, had already noticed it.
So when Sun Feng told him that the world would change dramatically, many alien creatures would appear, and he would have to fight against these alien creatures in the future, Bai Buyi just sighed deeply.
Then he patted Sun Feng on the shoulder and said:
"The country of the world, the country of the world!
Young man, remember these eight words!"
Sun Feng knew the meaning of Bai Buyi:
The first meaning: In times of peace, the family will govern the country and the world, and in the period of chaos, the country will be governed in peace!
The second meaning: no matter at any time, we must cherish our family and country, and we must do our best to protect our homeland, our country, and even the world we live in!
"Grandpa, let me ask, you are so familiar with these 100,000 mountains, do you think there is anything strange about these 100,000 mountains?"
Sun Feng did not directly answer Bai Buyi's words, but immediately asked a question.
Bai Buyi thought for a moment and said:
"If there is anything strange about these 100,000 mountains, then it is the lone peak in that mountain!"
The lone peak in the mountain is the huge sleeping monster that Sun Feng saw.
Its limbs were sunk deep into the ground, and only its body was exposed to the ground, and after a long time, its whole body was overgrown with flowers and trees, like a small mountain.
And because this hill is located in the middle of an open field deep in the 100,000 mountains, all of them are called solitary peaks.
"Grandpa, what's so strange about that lonely peak?"
"Every time I climb the Lone Peak, I vaguely feel that this Lone Peak is alive, and I can even feel its breathing and heartbeat, but I can't find any evidence!"
After all, Bai Buyi is not an ordinary old farmer in a mountain village, he is a person with a fairy wind and bones, and his perception of things is naturally extraordinary.
"Grandpa, you're right, I went up the mountain today, and I also found the strangeness of that lonely peak, after my observation, I dare to conclude that the lonely peak is alive, because it is a huge sleeping creature!"
Sun Feng said truthfully to Bai Buyi,
"Grandpa, have there been any legends or strange things that have been passed down here?
That sleeping giant creature must be at least hundreds of years old, judging by the rings of the trees that grow on it!"
"There are indeed a lot of strange things about these 100,000 mountains, but there are almost no things related to that sleeping huge creature!
That lonely peak seems to have existed since the day there were these 100,000 mountains. ”
After trying to recall for a while, Bai Buyi said firmly.
In the exchange, the two seemed to ignore the existence of Sun Changsheng, and the little guy directly protested with practical actions.
Because Sun Changsheng peed, he urinated in Sun Feng's arms again.
At first, Sun Feng didn't feel it, but he knew that he suddenly felt a damp heat in his arms, and then a clever man lifted Sun Changsheng up and hung him in the air, wanting to see what was going on.
The little guy seems to have been holding back for a long time, and although he was lifted high, he continued to pee as always.
It's good now, the little guy is so blatant, unscrupulously tilting and peeing on Sun Feng's head.
Half-soaked urine, sparsely in an uproar, splitting his head and covering his face, without hesitation, without asking about the indiscriminate, directly poured on Sun Feng's head and face, along his neck, and all over his body.
What a soak of super invincible urine!
Sun Feng was suddenly petrified!
Yaya, why did Lao Tzu give birth to such a turtle son as you, at a young age, he began to ride on Lao Tzu's head to shit and pee, and when I grow up in the future, will I still have a way to live?
"Haha, Sun Shao, the boy urine of the person who rebels against the sky, ward off evil spirits, quack quack!"
Shennong Ding's teasing voice sounded in Sun Feng's mind.
"Haha, Sun Shao, how does it taste?"
The longevity monument also echoed the voice, and it was not a big deal to see the excitement.
"Wow Titicaca, boss, your son is so domineering, the posture of peeing is so ecstatic!"
The voice of Qingshan of the Qinglong Clan also sounded in Sun Feng's mind.
"Haha, hahaha, boss, my eldest nephew's boy urine, will not be easy to give to others, today is rare and generous, you have to cherish it doubly, it is best not to take a bath for a year, do not change clothes, as a long-term memorial!"
The Chaos Black Dragon surrounded one of Sun Changsheng's arms, shouting gloatingly.
Bai Buyi didn't laugh at Sun Feng, but he couldn't help but rub his beard and laughed......
Sun Dashao has never been so embarrassed!
Now in the world, who dares to kick Sun Feng's nose and pee on his head and face, it is simply Tai Sui's head breaking ground, the tiger pulling teeth out of his mouth, and he is impatient.
Even if he spat at Sun Feng, he had to weigh whether he would be remembered by someone and come to the door at night.
Sun Feng definitely has that strength and ability now.
But at this moment, he could only stare pitifully, and then cry out for help without tears, because the little guy just released a few very loud farts by the way, as if he wanted to poop!
Sun Feng was very scared, and in the next second, as soon as the little guy's ass was loosened, a large number of golden things fell down on his head and face......
Bai Jie and Bai Ying heard Sun Feng's wail, and hurriedly ran out, seeing such a funny scene in front of them, they couldn't help but tease you:
"Hehe, Sun Feng, how does it feel to be urinated?"
What does it feel like, let your son pee on your face, don't you know if you feel it......