Xiao Fangfang is a little strange, is there still such an organ in the cow?

Suddenly, her mind lit up, Xiao Fangfang's whole person froze, and her face suddenly turned pale. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

She threw the bowl on the table with a snap, covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom.

Yang Xinyi had a bad premonition, glared at Ye Xiong, and asked, "Tell me honestly, what kind of meat is this?"

"Bullwhip. ”

Syllable!

Yang Xinyi threw the bowl on the table and threw herself towards the bathroom.

Suddenly, there was a sound of desperate vomiting from the bathroom, and the vomiting was earth-shattering, and the sun and moon were gone.

Ye Xiong listened to the sound of vomiting from the bathroom, and his heart was very happy.

Let one of you be cold, the other fierce, and don't play you to death.

"I searched the entire vegetable market to find such a bullwhip, but I didn't expect it to be wasted. Ye Xiong looked at the bathroom and gloated and said: "I told you a long time ago, it was my exclusive dish, you didn't listen, and you rushed to eat it without asking, this is with the heart of a villain, the belly of a gentleman, you deserve it." ”

Suddenly, there was a ping-pong sound in the kitchen, Ye Xiong turned his head to look, and saw the two women holding four kitchen knives in their hands, and pounced fiercely.

"Bastard, I'll kill you. ”

"If I don't cut you into eighteen pieces, I won't be surnamed Xiao. ”

I'm going to go.

Ye Xiong jumped up from the chair, ran towards the door quickly, and ran out of the villa all the way, the two women were still chasing behind, that posture, if you take a step slower, the blood will flow like a river in minutes.

Ran out of the villa for dozens of meters, and finally no one chased and killed, Ye Xiong wanted to take out a cigarette and smoke, but found that he didn't bring it.

Not only did he not bring a cigarette, but he also didn't bring his mobile phone or wallet, and when he went down to the kitchen just now, it was inconvenient, so he was all in the hall, and he was now penniless.

At this time, Ye Xiong didn't dare to go back to get the money and wallet, and the two crazy women must now know that he left his wallet, and it is very likely that they are lurking at the door, waiting for him to go in, and cut him with a knife.

A woman's anger is like that of an aunt, it is very big at the beginning, it will be weak after two days, and after a week, it will be clean. Ye Xiong decided not to go home for the time being, at least wait for Yang Xinyi's aunt, oh no, she will go back after her anger is gone, otherwise it is very likely that Yang Xinyi will use her head as a watermelon in the middle of the night.

If you don't have money, you can't go to a hotel to open a room, and if you don't have a mobile phone, you can't find someone to ask for help.

"Lao Tzu I is wise, do you want to live on the streets tonight?" Ye Xiong whined.

At this time, a red Mercedes-Benz sedan was driving in front of him, and it seemed that the owner was a rich man.

The most important thing is that the owner of the car is driving and talking on the phone, and at first glance, it seems to be a girl.

Ye Xiong's mind flashed, and the whole person rushed out!

Bang!

The car knocked his body out of the way, rolled on the ground seven or eight times, and then didn't move.

"Oh my God, I hit someone!" a voice screamed.

Ye Xiong fell to the ground, tilting his head, his eyes revealing a slit.

The eye is a pair of white casual shoes, and up is a pair of perfectly slender legs, extending from the small ankle to the thigh, and when he looks up again, Ye Xiong is dumbfounded, and almost has a nosebleed.

The girl wears a mini miniskirt with no blackout pants underneath, and from this angle, she happens to see a small pink nene, tightly attached to her body, and in the center is a pattern of Winnie the Pooh.

I envy that little bear!

"Hey, get up, don't scare me. The girl was so angry that she almost cried.

Ye Xiong sat up suddenly, because he got up too fast, and the woman leaned over, he felt that his face hit a soft ground, and there was a special smell of fragrance.

It's so big, so soft, so fragrant, Ye Xiong can't help but admire!

Yes!

The girl screamed, desperately rubbing her breasts, and wanted to die.

Oh my God, that's a place I've treasured for eighteen years and hasn't been touched by a man, but I didn't expect to be touched by a man today.

"You're going to die, you won't say a word when you get up!" the girl kicked over in anger.

Bang!

Ye Xiong's body, which had originally stood up, was pushed down again and fell to the ground, completely immovable.

Don't give a face, don't you, see how I scared you to death, Ye Xiong decided to pretend to be dead.

"Hey, get up quickly!" the girl shouted a few times, suddenly panicked, and reached into Ye Xiong's nose to probe.

"Oh my God, I'm out of gas, what can I do now?" The girl was so frightened that she couldn't speak incoherently, this time she couldn't care about the dirt anymore, patted Ye Xiong's face with her hand, and shouted: "Wake up, I beg you, wake up, I don't want to go to jail, I don't have a driver's license, woo!"

Frightened, the girl actually cried.

drove without a license, and hit and killed someone, obediently knock on the dragon, it's not scared to death now.

Ye Xiong decided to continue pretending to be dead, anyway, there was no place to go tonight, so let's talk about it for one night.

"I definitely can't go to jail, even if I die, I won't go to those places, I heard that the women in jail are perverted, in case they use me like a man. ”

The girl shuddered, walked up to Ye Xiong, and said weakly: "This gentleman, I'm sorry, I will definitely burn more ingots for you in the future, don't blame me!"

Ye Xiong suddenly felt his feet being hugged, and then dragged away.

He looked through his eyes, and his blood boiled.

Sister paper bent over, pulled herself hard, and saw a piece of spring light from the neckline.

It's so big, it's so shaky, is this the legendary papaya milk?

In order to make the sister paper a little lower, Yang Lin pressed his body tightly to the ground, and the sister paper couldn't be dragged, so he naturally worked harder, and his waist was bent lower.

In this way, the spring light is more obvious!

What did this sister grow up on, she wasn't very old, she was only eighteen or nineteen years old, why was she so old?

Under this impact, Ye Xiong only felt a sour nose and nosebleeds.

"Even the nosebleed came out, it must have hit the internal bleeding. ”

The sister paper was so anxious that she was like an ant on a hot nest, and finally couldn't help but take out her mobile phone and prepare to call for help.

Ye Xiong felt that it was time, so he sat up, ready to extort a sum of money to pay for tonight's room.

"Hell!"

Sister Paper was about to make a phone call, and when she saw Ye Xiong sit up, she screamed loudly.

"Have you ever seen such a handsome ghost?" Ye Xiong scolded.

"Aren't you a ghost?" the sister paper fox looked at him suspiciously, and asked weakly, "Just now, you were obviously out of breath." ”

You're not angry, my brother was obviously pretending to be good just now.

Ye Xiong wiped his nosebleed, stretched out his hands, and rubbed his thumb and index finger.

"What?"

"Losing money, needless to say. Ye Xiong pretended to be fierce.

"How much do you lose?" asked the girl humbly.

"One hundred thousand. ”

"100,000?" The whole person jumped up: "Why don't you go and grab it?"

"Is 100,000 yuan too little?" Ye Xiong stood up and pointed to his torn clothes: "This dress alone is several thousand, you see my nosebleed, I don't know if there is internal bleeding, in case something is found in the hospital, one million is not enough for medical expenses." Let you give 100,000 for the sake of your youth and ignorance. ”

"No, 100,000 is too much. Sister paper shook her head: "I can only give you 10,000." ”

"Don't talk about it, just call the traffic police and let them deal with it. Ye Xiong took out his mobile phone and lay down at the same time: "If I remember correctly, it seems that you have to be locked up for more than half a year if you hit someone without a license! Alas, the current prison is really not good, those women are locked up and perverted, and they all use women as men, you are such a beautiful beautiful girl to go in, it must be very popular." ”

This fright, almost didn't scare the beautiful girl into crying, but she said with a bitter face: "I'll give you at most 80,000, that's all my pocket money, woo." ”

"Eighty thousand is eighty thousand!" Ye Xiong pretended to be helpless.

Rub, 80,000 pocket money, I really read it right, this is a big fish!

Next, the young beautiful girl went to the bank, took out 80,000 yuan, and handed it over to Ye Xiong.

Holding the heavy banknotes in his hand, Ye Xiong couldn't help but look at the beautiful girl's plump and upright murder weapon in the world, and sighed: "The chest is big and brainless, and the world will not deceive me." ”