On each side of the doorway, there is a plastic bucket of pure water.

There was also a note posted on it: After fetching water, put it in its place and leave on its own.

Does that mean you won't even be allowed to enter?

Cold reception.

Lu Ping was not in a hurry to fetch water.

He simply sat down on the steps and smoked a cigarette.

While pumping, he muttered: Lao Lin, Lao Lin, your daughter bullied me, do you want to spank her?

After all, this kind of BlackDragon cigarette is a special product specially created for Lu Ping by King Charles's great efforts, with high cost and selected materials, and you can spread the fragrance for 100 meters after a few puffs.

Smoke and aroma wafted up and down the aisles and stairs.

This kind of atmosphere is easy to make Lu Ping touch the scene and think of some people and things in S's country.

Especially King Charlie Heaton.

Princess Charlesian.

There are also a dozen or so subordinates of his own dragon soul group.

Dragon Soul Sentai

and even the entire Protector Legion.

In memory.

Sometimes warm;

Sometimes sonorous;

Sometimes the beacons are in flames;

Sometimes reigns supreme in the world!

Gong Mengran's house.

Gong Mengran wore a mask on her face, wore a set of pink pajamas and pajamas, and danced in the living room barefoot, so uncomfortable.

Why is there such an elegant xing?

Since Lu Ping inexplicably broke into her own world, she felt that one of the biggest pleasures in the world was to 'bully' her live treasure driver.

"That living treasure can't really leave after fetching water, right?"

"Or didn't he come at all?"

Gong Mengran guessed to himself, and from time to time he leaned over to the cat's eye to take a few looks.

She is like a dance artist performing a drama, with beautiful and fair feet and slender legs, stepping on the ground to play unaccompanied but beautiful melodies.

"It's been so long, it should be almost, it seems like he's really a nerd, if you don't let you in, you won't enter?"

Gong Mengran pursed her lips, and after wandering many times, she walked to the door again.

He's ready to start the inspection.

He tiptoed open the door and poked his head out to peek out.

Oh no, the two barrels are still empty.

Sure enough, it didn't come!

A little disappointed, a little angry.

Hmm, what's so fragrant, more fragrant than perfume?

"What are you doing sneakily?"

"Where is the demon, don't report your name yet!"

A thick male voice startled Gong Mengran.

When I look up again.

- Lu Ping?

How is this guy so elusive that it scares my little heart...... Ouch! Gong Mengran touched his chest, and was about to return the color, but saw Lu Ping swaggering past him and into the house.

"Miss, Miss?"

"Where are you? Come out, there's a monster in your house. ”

"Miss?"

"What about people?"

Lu Ping pretended to see the 'monster' as nothing, while looking left and right to find Gong Mengran's whereabouts.

The face under Gong Mengran's mask has long been angry, and he is small, he dares to say that I am a demon, and he dares to play this set of foreign tricks for me.

So he lifted his kick and kicked it over.

Of course, she was reluctant to push hard.

"Ouch...... Ouch......" Lu Ping covered his ass and continued to shout: "Miss, come out quickly, the monster kicks my ass! If you don't come out, I will be captured by the monster!"

Anyway, she was wearing a mask, and she couldn't see her face when she was angry.

Lu Ping said that this way of covering his ears and stealing the bell is acceptable.

"What's the blind call at night, I'm so angry!" Gong Mengran simply tore off the mask with one hand, clutched it in his hand, and threw it into the garbage basket.

Although it was not thrown accurately, it was elegant in its posture.

"Ahh......h How did you...... Where did the female monster go just now?" Lu Ping is in a kind of revenge, just to tease her and see if she dares to bully me Lu Ping again.

Gong Mengran smiled bitterly and said, "Are you really stupid or fake stupid, where did you come from, I am ......"

"You're the monster?"

"Look for a fight. Haven't you ever seen anyone else wearing a mask?"

Lu Ping exclaimed: "It turns out that the eldest lady is wearing a mask, it scared me, and I thought there was a monster at home." Well, this face is indeed a lot more supple, and it looks very elastic. ”

Gong Mengran hugged his arms and asked, "You mean, I used to have bad skin and was very loose?"

"I didn't say it!" Lu Ping walked over and sat down on the sofa unceremoniously, crossed Erlang's legs, raised his head and asked: "Miss, do you have any fruit at home, give me a plate, this is the thirty-fifth floor, it's not easy to climb up, I'm thirsty." ”

Gong Mengran looked at him dumbfounded: "I still want to serve you fruit?"

"What's the matter? Whoever I go to Lu Ping, it's all this procedure. The fruit bowl and the tea are waiting, how can it be discounted when you come here?" Lu Ping simply looked under the coffee table and various parts by himself.

A poisonous light burst out of Gong Mengran's eyes: "Why did I call you over?"

"Why are you here?" Lu Ping emphasized: "Miss, how can you hide it from me if you are so careful? You are afraid of being alone because of the water and electricity outages, so you want me to come over to accompany you." It's empty, it's lonely. ”

"Fetch water, fetch water, fetch water. "The important thing was said three times, and Gong Mengran asked rhetorically: "Didn't you see the bucket at the door?" The last time you escaped the water and power outage, it was because I met Hou Shijie, this time I see you ......."

There was a bit of schadenfreude in the eldest lady's eyes.

This is in line with my previous speculation.

Drawing water is fake, and deliberately tossing me Lu Ping is real.

Although I, Lu Ping, like to be tossed by you and be criticized by you in all kinds, I also have to stop in moderation, right?

"Oh, of course I saw the two buckets at the door, but ......" Lu Ping's expression was tight, he stood up with a serious face, walked in front of Gong Mengran, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Miss, do you know, it's dangerous for you to do this." You put the bucket outside, what if someone has a bad idea? For example, you put poison in it, or you have drugged it, and then you won't have time to regret it! So it's really ...... for you to do that. Cocoon yourself and set yourself on fire!"

"Don't be alarmist!" Gong Mengran frowned fiercely and slammed: "Where did so many bad people come from? What's more, this girl is ...... this time"

"Just this time, paralysis, paralysis!" Lu Ping said with a sigh: "You are a manifestation of a serious lack of security awareness, and there was a news item that you didn't watch last month...... A single young woman named Xiaohua...... What is the name of the community where Xiaohua lives, I seem to have forgotten, anyway, it is similar to the community you live in. Someday...... One day when she went out, she accidentally dropped the water cup on the windowsill next to the elevator entrance, and a few hours later, when she came back, she was pleasantly surprised to find that the water cup was still there...... Results ......"

Gong Mengran's eyes widened and asked, "What's the result?"

"I didn't see what I was making up...... What do you think?" Lu Ping almost said that he leaked his mouth, but fortunately, the eldest lady didn't pick out the words too much, but had already listened to it, so she continued: "As a result, someone has actually moved his hands and feet in this water cup, and he has been drugged." Therefore, Xiaoli ......"

Gong Mengran interrupted him: "You were obviously talking about Xiaohua just now, why did you become Xiaoli again?"

Lu Ping commanded her: "When are you still entangled in the name, eldest lady?pseudonym, pseudonym, pseudonym, the pseudonym used in the news, what does she call her, the main thing is to tell you about this matter, this is the main thing!"

Gong Mengran urged: "Then you go on, what's wrong?" "Xiaoli, no, Xiaohua...... After drinking the water, Xiaohua felt dizzy and her consciousness became more and more blurred, and then she was hugged by a pair of powerful big hands...... Can you guess the rest of the things without me telling me? Anyway, they are all scenes that are not suitable for description, you know......" Lu Ping paused for a moment and continued: "Although the police later caught the suspect who committed the crime after collecting evidence from various aspects, it is difficult to eliminate the psychological shadow of Xiaofang's life. What is even more regrettable is that later this Xiaoli had mental problems and was admitted to a psychiatric hospital......"

The story was finally made up, and Lu Ping breathed a sigh of relief.

The only flaw is that the names of people are always confused, and after a while, Xiaoli and Xiaohua will appear, and a Xiaofang will pop up again......

It's all the 'pseudonyms' that are commonly used on TV.

It seems that I usually watch the news.

"Ah...... Well...... What are you doing, go get the buckets in! No, no, throw them away, you can't ask for them. Gong Mengran looked at the door by inference, and then urged Lu Ping.

Apparently, she did.

Don't you believe in deeds? First, Lu Ping's words are colorful, with noses and eyes; second, similar news and tragedies, especially the incidents of single young women accidentally encountering perverts and obscenities, have emerged one after another.

The effect was achieved.

Very good.

Lu Ping smiled with satisfaction and went out to bring in two buckets.

Please forgive me, Miss, I didn't mean to deceive you, I am also purely for self-preservation, and of course, it is also to improve your personal security awareness.

Don't blame. Don't blame.

"Didn't you let you throw it away, why did you bring it in again?" Gong Mengran seemed to be still immersed in the 'news incident' just now, and her mind kept imagining the appearance of the victim (Xiaohua, Xiaoli, Xiaofang?), secretly sympathizing with her pitiful experience, and criticizing the ugly behavior of the perverted neighbor.

"It's a shame to throw it away, as far as I can see, no one has done anything with these two buckets for the time being. Lu Ping said with a smile.

Gong Mengran asked rhetorically: "Why are you so sure......?"

Lu Ping looked at the cute lady in front of him, and there was a hint of horror in his eyes, and he suddenly felt a little unbearable, so he simply picked up the bucket, poured the remaining water into his mouth, and said after using the facts: "Do you see it?" ”

"Why are you ......" Gong Mengran complained with concern: "Don't stand there, come and sit for a while!"

The tone really softened a lot.

I can't imagine that the eldest lady is so sentimental, and an improvised story can pull her emotions so much?

Lu Ping felt that he was too talented.

Maybe one day in the future, on a whim, you can also learn to write with 'Mr. Huanghe' as a teacher.

Who wouldn't abandon martial arts and follow literature?

Turn on the TV.

Gong Mengran changed several sets in a row.

Liuzhou News Channel is broadcasting a news: Last night, a single lady Xiaoli (pseudonym) in a community in Liuzhou City called the police to report that she was drugged by her male neighbor Xiaoqiang (pseudonym) and was sexually assaulted by the other party...... According to the police investigation and evidence collection, the suspect Xiaoqiang is Xiaoli's neighbor, Xiaoqiang has been unemployed at home, and often sees Xiaoli coming home alone from work, and gradually thinks about her. At 9:55 last night, Xiaoli came back from a colleague party, drank a lot of wine, and happened to meet Xiaoqiang at the elevator door, Xiaoqiang handed a bottle of hawthorn drink to Xiaoli, saying that this drink can relieve hangover...... When Xiaoli woke up, she found that she had been sexually assaulted by the other party......

Well?

What's going on?

That's a coincidence, isn't it?

The similarity with Lu Ping's version of the story just now is as high as 70%.

"Miss, what do you think I'm doing? I have nothing to do with this TV station, I really don't collude! If there is any similarity, it is purely ...... Coincidental. Lu Ping hurriedly defended.