Speaking of eating, sleeping and beating children, That is the daily life and entertainment of most of the masses in ancient times, Although Jia Zhen holds the title of a third-class mighty general, he is by no means a person who is detached from the masses, anyway, he beats children on rainy days, and he is idle when he is idle

A rich idler like him, who spends a lot of his free time drinking with his little wife, The iron pestle is not sharpened into an embroidery needle.

You must know that most of the male protagonists on the brain of sperm worms only exist on the Internet.

In reality, even if it is an AKB fat house that is wasted to the extreme, after a concert, only seeing the safety pants of the little idol Bai Huahua, he will scold the operation. They spent thousands of oceans to see a concert, not a safety pants appraisal meeting.

Even Japan's little yellow man has begun to promote drug rehabilitation, and the operation of using safety pants as a selling point is to talk to expired yellow waste every day?

Even if it is a Japanese custom shop, it is not a snap as soon as you enter, and this kind of stupid behavior in our country will be swept away by the police uncle.

Since the fat house who dreams of spring dreams at night, praises Zuoshou and Teacher Dongying at every turn, and writes a little yellow essay from time to time to confess to his idol, then Jia Zhen, who can legally have three wives and four concubines, is naturally even more unlikely to let herself fall to the point of exhaustion.

If you have nothing to do, you can play or spray children, you can not only relieve boredom but also exercise your body or lung capacity, killing two birds with one stone, what a healthy way of entertainment. "Bastard, straight lady thief, I'm angry, our family talks about benevolence and righteousness, and recognizes them as relatives, so they have to come to fight the autumn wind, and when they send me to come." Not to mention that they are the grandfathers of the four outer roads, they are the ancestors of that mansion, the eldest master, the second master, if I don't recognize the master, what can I do with me!"

Jia Zhen's majesty, that momentum, is simply able to go to the sky and the sun side by side with wings, compared to Chang Kaishen, the captain of the transportation brigade, is not weak at all, what is Rongguo Mansion, even if Rongguo Gong Jia Yan climbs out of the coffin, Jia Zhen can open the coffin lid and bury Jia Yan again.

Jia Rong felt Jia Zhen's majestic momentum in front of her, and her little face was instantly white like the big white face of Korean idols in later generations, you must know that those big white faces of Korean Oba shine under the sun, and the blinding effect is more powerful than the flashing lights one after another.

It's a pity that this blinding effect may have a 500 percent effect on the fans of the new century, and it can also cause some damage to the eyesight thousands of miles away, but it can deal with Jia Zhen, even if there is a blood bonus, it will play a role of 5/10,000 at most.

Moreover, it is still a reaction.

"An unadulterated beast, not a thing by nature, I haven't spoken yet, master, you are the master of the master. ”

Seeing Jia Rong's bluffed face, Jia Zhen couldn't help but be angry, he didn't know what Oba was called and what was called brother, in short, the girls were embarrassed and unpleasant, and scolded Jia Rong violently, and at the end, he had to order the little guy to spit Jia Rong's saliva, quite a Water Margin fax man peeing on the enemy's head.

Suddenly, I heard that someone came in to report the good news: "The lord of the palace has been favored by the emperor, and he has won the official son of the Shaoqing of the Taifu Temple, and the good news has come, and the house has asked the lord to go back quickly." ”

Jia Rong was taught a lesson by Jia Zhen, and at this moment, she didn't say half of Jia Zhen's good words, but only flattered Jia Zhen and said: "It's just a fourth-grade official, it's not unusual, the master also donated a fifth-grade title to his son." ”

"Presumptuous!" Jia Zhen's face changed faster than that of the master of Sichuan Opera, and reprimanded Jia Rong, and there was no longer half of the majestic patriarchal posture on her face, and she immediately shouted twice: "The emperor's grace is mighty, this is a major event of glory to the ancestors." ”

immediately instructed his subordinates: "Don't hurry up and prepare the horse, Brother Rong and I will go to congratulate the eldest master." ”

At this moment, the Rongguo Mansion is also filled with a festive atmosphere, the noisy sound of the good news is endless, the black oil gate is crowded with people who report the good news, the auspicious words do not need money to pour out, and some people rush to knock on the gong to beg for money, and the minions of the big house are even more smiling to the side of their ears, since the second room moved into the Rongxi Hall, who would have thought that Jia Yu, who was eating and waiting for death, could still have today.

When Jia Yu returned to the house, everyone's smug faces became more and more unable to hide, and they went up all the way, hugging Jia Yu and walking inside, this said that the banquet was ready, and the incense and candles in the ancestral hall were also tributed, and there were people who reported the names and surnames of the in-laws who came to congratulate them.

It's just that everyone has been talking for a long time, and Jia Yu didn't respond, and his mouth was turning over and over to himself, what Taifu Temple Shaoqing, what saint is wise, so that the people around him are confused, and they only say that Jia Yu is happy and forgetful.

It just so happened that Jia Zhen hurried over, called the eldest lord several times, and couldn't stop flattering: "The old lady knows that the eldest lord has won the official, and she likes it very much, and she is waiting for the eldest lord to come over and speak." ”

Jia Yu suddenly realized, pulled Jia Zhen and asked, "The old lady also knows that I have won the office?" Jia Zhen was confused, what a big deal it was for Jia Yu to enter the palace, how could Jia Mu not know?

Although Jia Zhen was puzzled, she replied honestly: "As soon as the eldest master won the office, someone came back to report the good news, and the old lady was afraid that the people below would hear it, so she ordered someone to inquire a few times." ”

Jia Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Did you miss it?"

Jia Zhen's heart trembled, only when Jia Yu questioned Jia's mother's intentions, she hurriedly smiled and said: "The people below are eager to report the good news, and they heard it wrong for a while, and there are also some people, the old lady doesn't order someone to find out, how can she feel at ease?"

said, smiled and said to Jia Yu: "The eldest master is back, and this official matter naturally can't be fake." Unless the saint opens Chrysostom again and sends someone else to the official. ”

Jia Yu's heart suddenly tightened, Jia Zhen's words attracted his attention, and he hurriedly asked: "Even if the official is sealed, can the official still send someone else?"

Jia Zhenyin said with a smile: "Even if you change the faction, you can't change the faction to our family, my nephew is just joking." ”

Jia Yu couldn't let go, he hurriedly said: "It's not certain, hurry, order someone to back up and send it to Dai's father-in-law, forget it, I'll send it to ...... in person."

Jia Zhen hurriedly grabbed Jia Yu and hurriedly said: "The people in the mansion are waiting for the eldest master, that is, they want to give gifts to Dai's father-in-law, and there are nephews and nephews, how can they use the eldest lord in person." ”

Jia Yu said worriedly: "You have always been smart, why are you stupid at this time." People's hearts are always long, and after receiving our benefits, Grandpa Dai always has to say a few good words for us. Our family has to be looked at differently by the saints, and that is the grace of the ancestors. But how to make the saint look at us differently at a critical time, it depends on whether what Grandpa Dai said is not spiritual. ”

Speaking of which, this is also Jia Zhen's psychology that does not understand Jia Yu, like Jia Yu, a gentleman who has no ability, although he often ridicules this official for being poor and sour, and that official is pedantic, but he is actually very clear in his heart, compared with these poor and pedantic officials, he is a complete weak chicken, so weak that he is not worthy of scum.

He disdains Jia Zheng on his lips, and he has only been promoted to the next level for decades, tsk, this official is really as stable as Mount Tai.

But for Jia Yu and Jia Jing, Jia Zheng's psychological quality is already strong against the sky, after all, not everyone can sit on the cold bench for decades.

Jia Yu's modern state, like a scumbag who spent 12 years of compulsory education in an Internet café, couldn't even do a job as a temporary worker, and was suddenly promoted to a state-level ministry as a leader, after the ecstasy of winning the lottery, it was filled with lingering timidity and fear in his heart, in Guan Zhong's words, that is, virtue is not in his position, and he can not be his official.

In modern terms, it is understandable that the psychological pressure is too much, causing obsessive-compulsive disorder and depression or something, after all, my boss is an idiot and I am the idiot boss, both of which are very tormenting.

Of course, lack of ability is lack of ability, let Jia Yu resign, and ask the saint to ask for another master, it is impossible, so he has to let him be in front of Jia Zheng for a few days to be an official, and then talk about it.

However, Jia Yu was afraid that the prestige would not be enough, so he lost the official first, and at this time he remembered the importance of eunuchs, and he stammered in advance, the situation was not good, and there were also eunuchs to help him get a letter...... His state at this time, Jia Zhen is naturally incomprehensible, even if it is this truth, but to envelop the eunuchs, give gifts to the eunuchs, when can not be sent, at this time rush to send over, others still think that this official is not a saint, but asked Dai's father-in-law to buy it.

Jia Zhen couldn't cry or laugh, but he didn't dare to refute, he knew that Jia Yu was the most confused person, so he had to follow Jia Yu's meaning and suggested: "Master, if you are really in a hurry, I will give a gift in person." ”

Jia Yu continued to worry: "If I don't come to the door in person, will this be too insincere?"

Jia Zhen's brain is about to boil, Jia Yu wants to go to the door in person, he doesn't know if the sincerity is enough, and the hatred is enough. He forcibly suppressed the sweet blood in his throat, and forced a smile on his face: "The eldest master has always known, I still have some friendship with Dai's father-in-law, and I am not an outsider, but the official on Brother Rong'er still asked him for it." What does he like?"

When Jia Yu heard this, he was immediately overjoyed, slapped Jia Zhen a few times, and said with a smile: "How did I forget your friendship with Dai's father-in-law." This matter is only left to you, and I can rest assured. Thou hast taken my name and thou hast paid it out of the public ...... Go fast and go back quickly. ”

Before the words fell, I saw Mama Lai coming over happily, and said with a smile: "The old lady just said why didn't she see the eldest master over, it turned out that she was talking to Uncle Zhen here." ”

Jia Zhen came out after receiving the order, ordered someone to take Jia Yu's post, and sent it to the account office to pay a thousand taels of silver, and then went to Dai's mansion.

It is said that Dai Gonggong was at home on this day, and because he heard that Jia Yu was coming, he also took the time to talk about it. As soon as Jia Zhenna entered the door, he apologized and said: "I shouldn't have come to disturb because I didn't take it full, but the eldest man of our family thought of the benefits of my father-in-law's daily life, so he ordered me to send a gift." ”

When Dai Gonggong heard this, he smiled, waved his hand and said: "If you don't worship the true Buddha, what are you thanking me for? ”

The author has something to say :ps: Yesterday I accompanied my mother to have a check-up, and the current situation is not bad, but I have been worried about recurrence.

I changed to a new job, the money is less and the benefits are very poor, the only advantage is that I have more free time than before, although I don't know if anyone else is watching, but I will try to restore the update. 166 Reading Network