530 A Candlelit Dinner in the Bath
At this moment, Zhang Yifei and Shao Ningdie were standing outside the door, witnessing everything that had just happened, while Shao Ningdie was dumbfounded, what was the situation?
And Zhang Yifei finally couldn't hold back and laughed.
This is so fucking funny, I have been putting up with it all the time, but when he saw Jiang Zhe kneeling down with a reverent face, Zhang Yifei finally couldn't help it.
Jiang Zhe stood up, turned his head and glared at Zhang Yifei fiercely, this thing obviously knew that something would happen, and he didn't tell himself, deliberately making himself ugly.
After coming into contact with Jiang Zhe's gaze, Zhang Yifei hurriedly restrained his smile, walked forward with a sad face and said, "Brother, you are mourning, don't be too sad!"
In fact, Zhang Yifei wanted to tell Jiang Zhe that he had a candlelight dinner last night and was very funny, but after seeing Jiang Zhe's face, Zhang Yifei didn't dare to say it, for fear of stimulating this battered master!
After Jiang Zhe heard Zhang Yifei's words, his face instantly turned dark, he held Zhang Yifei's hand and gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you for your concern!"
When the two shook hands, Zhang Yifei still squeezed his eyebrows at Jiang Zhe, which was tantamount to making Jiang Zhe even more angry.
And at this moment, Shao Ningdie finally understood what Zhang Yifei said, looking at Jiang Zhe with an iron face, and looking at Zhou Bingzhe on the side, Shao Ningdie finally showed a smile on her face.
"Jiang Zhe, you don't look like you're worshipping ancestors, aren't you going to offer incense to ancestors? you don't have an incense burner here, just a few candles!" a sly look flashed in Shao Ningdie's eyes, and she looked at Jiang Zhe and asked.
Jiang Zhe was stunned for a moment after hearing Shao Ningdie's words, and then his face turned the color of pig liver: "This ...... This ......"
"By the way, you should worship your ancestors in Yanjing, what are you worshipping in Lijiang? Could it be that there are your ancestors in Lijiang?" Shao Ningdie asked as if she was a curious baby.
After Zhou Bingzhe heard Shao Ningdie's words, he also hurriedly echoed: "Yes, Ning Die didn't say it, I almost forgot, Jiang Zhe is there an ancestor of your Jiang family here?"
"This ......" Jiang Zhe's face at this moment was bitter, if the meteor was at the scene at the moment, then Jiang Zhe would definitely beat the meteor unceremoniously, this bastard actually made himself so ugly.
"Brother, let's smoke a cigarette to ease your mood. Zhang Yifei took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with a smile on his face, gave one to Jiang Zhe, and lit one himself.
Jiang Zhe pulled two hard, and suddenly frowned and hurriedly said, "Wait for me for a while, urinate urgently!"
Looking at Jiang Zhe's panicked appearance, the three people in the room laughed.
went out under the pretext of going to the toilet, Jiang Zhe called Meteor, and scolded Meteor on the phone.
"Bastard, what a good thing you did for Lao Tzu!"
Meteor felt very aggrieved: "Brother Jiang...... What am I doing wrong?"
"This is the candlelight dinner you arranged for me?" Jiang Zhe's eyes were red and he gritted his teeth.
"yes, what's wrong?" Meteor said in an inexplicable tone.
Jiang Zhe became more and more angry after hearing Meteor's words, and laughed angrily: "What's wrong? It's so wrong! Don't you think the dinner you arranged is like a mourning hall?"
Jiang Zhe's mouth was deflated as he spoke, and he wanted to cry: "...... Lao Tzu respectfully kowtowed three heads to that piece of raw beef, I have never been so filial to my father. ”
Meteor was stunned for a long time, and said cautiously: "Brother Jiang, I did arrange according to what you said, you said that there should be steaks, flowers, candles, and violins...... Isn't it all there?"
"Do you know what it means to be a man, flowers, candles, violins, what are you calling that thing for me? It's like a grave artifact......
Meteor sighed, and said helplessly in a tone like an adult treats a naughty child: "Brother Jiang, aren't you making trouble unreasonably?"
Jiang Zhe: "......"
Life is like this, what more can a husband ask for, he actually met such a second goods, this life is enough!
"I won't talk about flowers, candles or anything, let me ask you, what's the matter with that piece of beef, why is it raw?"
"Brother Jiang, haven't you noticed that there is a newly bought induction cooker and pan by the windowsill? Brother Jiang, you also know that Bingzhe's sister-in-law has good cooking skills, of course she has to cook it herself, otherwise I will prepare it for you, in case you are going to fall for the strange poison of the rivers and lakes, then don't you still blame me? Besides, I am doing this for your good, Bingzhe's sister-in-law will make it for you and let you eat, think about it, isn't this something that all men dream of?"
Jiang Zhe was about to go crazy after hearing Meteor's words: "...... Why did you buy such a big piece?"
Speaking of this meteor, he was happy: "...... Brother Jiang, don't you know, the supermarket next to the hotel has a special price today, and the beef is only 26 yuan a catty......"
Click!
Without waiting for Meteor to finish speaking, Jiang Zhe hung up the phone fiercely.
It's over, my candlelit dinner!
After inexplicably worshipping a piece of beef, Jiang Zhe was in a bad mood.
Especially when he saw Zhang Yifei's gloating appearance, Jiang Zhe was even more angry.
It was a good world for two people, and the candlelight dinner for two people has now become a dinner for four people.
Zhang Yifei gently patted Jiang Zhe's shoulder and said with a serious look: "Next time, don't hand over this kind of thing to that kind of second goods." ”
After Jiang Zhe heard Zhang Yifei's words, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he nodded heavily and said, "Brother, since you know that Meteor will do such a thing, why don't you stop it?"
After hearing Jiang Zhe's words, Zhang Yifei sighed softly and said, "You gave this kind of task to Meteor, if I take care of it, it will definitely hurt Meteor's self-esteem, so I have to ...... it."
After Jiang Zhe heard Zhang Yifei's explanation, he glared at him fiercely and walked forward angrily.
If you're afraid of hurting his pride, aren't you afraid of hurting my pride?
This is in front of the woman he loves.
The four of them had a dinner that was not salty or light, during which Shao Ningdie and Zhou Bingzhe kept laughing, Zhou Bingzhe was even more terrifying, sometimes her face turned red with a smile, I don't know what she was laughing at.
Meteor probably also sensed that he had done something wrong, and quickly removed the beef and candles in the room before the four of them returned to the hotel, and restored the room to its original state, and everything was gone.
After eating, he returned to the hotel, Zhou Bingzhe walked to the front desk and opened a new room for himself.
And Zhang Yifei and Shao Ningdie left here with a faint smile on their faces.
At this moment, Jiang Zhe's tears were about to flow out.
There is no way to lang without lang, candlelight dinner is in the soup, ** of course it is also in the soup.
After Zhou Bingzhe walked into the room, Jiang Zhe found the meteor and threw a punch at the meteor for a while, and the stuffiness in his chest was slightly relieved.
"My candlelit dinner, my beautiful girl, just fucking ruined you. ”
"Brother Jiang, I didn't mean it either, next time I promise that this will not happen. ”
After Jiang Zhe heard Meteor's words, he looked at Meteor with fire-breathing eyes: "You fucking still think about next time." ”
"Bang!" Without any hesitation, Jiang Zhe kicked out with lightning and kicked the meteor away.