Chapter 57: The Little Prince of Durian
Qin Xu quickly finished washing up and breakfast, and before going out, he deliberately looked at the little frog who had been practicing with him for half a night.
It's a pity that after watching it for a long time, he still didn't see from this very honest little frog that it had any special abilities.
Asked Master Qin, Master Qin squinted, opened his mouth and began to explain how to judge and detect the abilities of alien beasts, that set reminded Qin Xu of chemistry class in high school, and his brain hurt.
Obviously, the teacher did not intend to tell himself the answer directly, but instead adopted a more advanced "facilitation method" to allow students to explore and discover on their own.
If it was really high school chemistry, Qin Xu would definitely play his scumbag immediately, and he didn't hesitate to leave these words behind, pretending not to hear them, anyway, those annoying physical, chemical, and biological formulas, it is estimated that after he left school, he would not use them.
But now, what Master Qin said is the basic skill of the Immortal Beast Master, and if he doesn't listen to it, he will not be able to make an accurate judgment when more strange beasts appear in the future.
Therefore, Qin Xu could only try his best to maintain his concentration, keep his eyes open, and force himself to use his willpower to absorb what Old Master Qin said.
But......
It's really hard!
I seem to understand a little, but what's going on with my head getting more and more mushy?
Qin Xu felt that his strongest willpower in recent years had exploded, but he still couldn't resist the attribute of not liking learning in his bones.
In the end, Qin Xu had no choice but to say: "Old Master Qin, wait, I'm too late to go to work, I'll talk about the rest next time, next time." ”
Thinking optimistically, this little frog, what attributes should he have, what abilities he has, maybe he will be exposed tomorrow, and it seems that there is nothing in the way if he digests and absorbs these contents later.
Qin Xu held this thought, and just wanted to leave, but the little frog squatting in the plastic box at this time suddenly supported his legs, jumped onto Qin Xu's arm, and then "cooed" and got into the pocket of Qin Xu's police uniform.
What's going on?
The second monk Qin Xu was puzzled, opened his pocket and observed.
"Hey, you're going to be crushed by me if you're not careful. Qin Xu warned.
However, Qin Xu's warning was useless, and Old Master Qin helped him make an instant translation.
"This little green-skinned guy says he likes to be around you. ”
Animals are stubborn, and it is much harder to convince than humans.
What's more, between Qin Xu and the little frog, there are still a hundred language barriers for Old Master Qin.
Qin Xu had no choice but to take this little guy to work.
Anyway, he has even done things to bring the little fragrant pig to work before, and he is not bad for this inconspicuous little frog.
When he arrived at the Changyang Branch, Master Huang Zhenghao had just completed the handover, yawned, grabbed Qin Xu and said, "Do you know? ”
Qin Xu touched his head and asked inexplicably: "What exploded? Just our Weibo account of the Changyang Branch of Dongcheng District?"
Speaking of this Weibo account, it is still an account applied for by the police station in response to the call of the superiors, mainly published in the rules and regulations of some police stations and the heroic deeds of police brothers from all walks of life.
To tell the truth, in order to make up for the number of followers stipulated by their superiors, the comrades of their police station mobilized all their relatives and friends, other colleagues in the sub-bureau, and high school classmates who had never even met after graduation.
There's no way, who makes this indicator still related to their year-end assessment!
Year-end assessment = year-end bonus.
In order to relax the New Year, the old faces of the people's police comrades should also be posted.
There is a lot of attention, but to be honest, they are all fans, and there are few people who really take this number seriously.
In the police station, it is Lu Lihui who is responsible for maintaining the content of Weibo information, that kid is busy himself, and even his girlfriend is almost lost, where can he manage this popular and cold Internet account, at most, it is in other police accounts, reprinting some recent relevant information.
Featureless Weibo content, can it still explode?
Qin Xu didn't believe it.
"Do you remember the day before yesterday, when the police rescued a drunk fat man?" Huang Zhenghao poured boiling water for himself, sprinkled a handful of tea leaves, and looked at his posture, obviously not wanting to go home during the day.
"Durian fruit picker!" Qin Xu nodded, he was deeply impressed by this person's profession.
"I'll show you. Huang Zhenghao took out his mobile phone and appeared in front of Qin Xu a short video of more than a minute.
In that video, the big fat man who smiled innocently and wore a special durian suit was not the big fat man who Qin Xu carried back to the police station in the middle of the night in the third watch the day before yesterday?
"Hello everyone, your dear little prince of durian, I have come to pick durian for you again. ”
"Here, I would like to thank the police of the Changyang Branch of Dongcheng District in advance, last night your little prince of durian was drunk by an unreliable guy, fell asleep on the road, and all the mobile phone wallets were touched by thieves, but fortunately, the police of the Changyang Branch picked me up and stayed overnight in the extremely safe police station. ”
"Wow, it's the first time in my life to live in a police station, and it's really exciting to cover the quilt of the police station!"
“……”
In short, according to Huang Zhenghao's gossip commentary, the fat man on the video, who is neat-mouthed, indescribably dressed, and has an incomparably rich expression, is an Internet celebrity on the tomato video website, with a large number of loyal durian fans, and helps fans pick durians on the video every day.
"Dear beautiful durian fans, now is a high-energy warning, this time your little prince of durian has brought you a very, very special benefit, which starts with the police uncle who saved me this time. ”
"Ahem, in order to make your heart pound, I will first report the data, the height is more than one meter nine, the age is twenty-five, the national iron rice bowl, honest and sincere, and the appearance is a little worse than your little prince of durian, not to mention the rest, just say that this young man will carry the little prince of durian to the police station on his own, this is definitely a good seedling of a husband." All the beauties who were forced to marry by their parents, are you excited? Have you taken action? Now buy two slap durians, and you can directly chat with your most handsome and handsome little prince, and I will help you introduce this most suitable uncle to be a husband......
"Eh, Qin Ye, what about you?" Lu Lihui, who had finished playing the card, also came to the side to watch, laughing and laughing convulsively.
Everyone has a deep understanding of Qin Xu's physique of the person introduced by his aunt and uncle, and sometimes he will half-seriously joke and introduce his sisters, sisters, classmates and friends to him.
I really didn't expect that even the drunk who went out to the police in the middle of the night and carried him back to the police station became Qin Xu's matchmaker.
It's still the kind that casts a wide net.
"Come on, this person is talking nonsense!" Qin Xu patted Lu Lihui on the back and asked him not to look at the excitement, "Didn't you hear what he said earlier? The fundamental purpose is to sell durian!"
"Who knows! Maybe your thousand-mile marriage will be held up because of two slap durians!" Lu Lihui laughed so much that the pimples on his forehead were jumping wildly, took out his mobile phone, opened the Weibo maintenance background of the Changyang Branch, and read it to Qin Xu.
The account of Changyang Branch has never had so many visits, so many visitors and messages.
"You see, today's messages on Weibo in our bureau are all fans of this fat brother. ”
"Thank you for saving our little prince of durian, for the rest of your life, you will rely on our durian brother to pick fruits!
"Strongly request the police photo introduced by Brother Durian!"
"It's amazing, I can actually carry Brother Durian alone, the police uncle is so secure. ”
“……”
Lu Lihui read a few words, and couldn't help but complain.
"But, by the way, this person's figure is embarrassed to claim to be more handsome than you?
Too lazy to pay attention to Lu Lihui, Qin Xu was ready to start working.
In their line of work, when they first started doing things, they were like surging rivers, rushing endlessly, and they couldn't finish giving him seventy-two hours a day.
No, Qin Xu was on sick leave before, although he did a lot less work, but the accumulated written materials needed to be completed by himself.
But before his ass was hot, Huang Zhenghao, who had drunk half a cup of strong tea, knocked on the table and said, "Qin Xu, the General Bureau has a job today, and I will send you over to help." ”
Before Qin Xu could speak, Lu Lihui, who was still reading Weibo, was happy again, he blinked his eyes teasingly, and blurted out: "Haha, the General Bureau? Could it be Deputy Director Lu looking for Qin Xu again?"
Huang Zhenghao nodded solemnly, then his expression instantly collapsed, and he said with a smile: "Dian Ming called Qin Xu over." ”
Qin Xu twitched the corners of his mouth, with a constipated expression on his face.
Since the beginning of the internship period, Qin Xu has been taken care of by the leaders and rarely has bad relations with others.
Qin Xu's personality is neither withdrawn nor stubborn, whether it is a leader or a colleague, an aunt a cleaner or a janitor, they all get along well.
But this Deputy Director Lu is an exception.
Qin Xu had a headache when he saw him.