It's actually a pretty weird thing.

Mahjong slashes Lu Ping with a knife.

Lu Ping responded with the beer bottle in his hand, glass touching steel.

The machete is cut in two.

But the beer bottle was complete!

Unconventional, illogical, and unconventional.

In such a situation, who else dares to think about the victory or defeat of mahjong?

"Come here, help your boss clean his face, I have something to ask him!" Lu Ping glanced at the crowd that had already been scared into zombies.

But no one dared to move for half a day.

"No one cares, right?" Lu Ping frowned.

In his eyes, it was like ten thousand netherworld lights scattered away, making people shudder.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" Finally, a warrior in a blue shirt crept up.

Lu Ping asked, "What's your name?"

The person who came responded: "My name is Starfish." ”

Lu Ping smiled: "It seems that your boss didn't hurt you in vain." ”

"I ...... I'm going to look for water. Haixing glanced at the mahjong brother on the sofa with a complicated expression, and what else was there in his heart besides fear?

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Find a fart water? Beer is not water, and it can also disinfect wounds!"

Starfish submissively agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, I use beer to brew, I use beer." ”

Mahjong, who was slumped on the sofa, had a blue face, but no one could see his expression clearly. There was too much blood, and his whole body was already weak and useless, and he didn't dare to have any more illusions of fighting again.

He's a smart guy, he needs to take a moment and see the ins and outs before making a decision.

First of all, the same should be the same.

Although his eyeballs were swallowed by the flow of blood, and he couldn't see what was happening, his heart was like a mirror, and the reflections of his subordinates, and the faint smell of urine in his nasal cavity, all sent him a terrible signal: how powerful and terrifying the person in front of him was!

"Your sea stars have all worked, are you embarrassed to stand there and be idle?" Lu Ping glanced angrily at the people who were still standing there.

Someone took a step forward with trembling legs and asked tremblingly, "...... Can we help...... How can I help?"

"Think for yourself, find your own work!" Lu Ping decided to develop their imagination.

Think for yourself?

Everyone was puzzled.

But most of them meditated in horror.

Seeing this scene, the starfish who had already opened a bottle of beer and was ready to flush his face for mahjong saw this scene, and there was an inexplicable sense of balance in his heart, and he felt that the hero in front of him with his amazing skills was very untreatable, not favoritism, presumably the result would be that he grabbed the job first.

But apart from washing the boss's hair, what else can be done in this private room?

For a while, everyone was in a state of gnashing their hearts.

At this time, the door of the private room was pushed open.

A drunken man leaned into half of his body and glanced into the box: "Huh, you guys...... What are so many of you doing?"

He looked like he was drunk and couldn't even straighten his tongue.

Lu Ping turned his head and asked him, "Big brother, did you go to the wrong room?"

"Embellishment, embellishment, embellishment, huh?" the drunk man saw that someone was washing the hair of another person sitting on the sofa, and suddenly realized, "I ...... I've been singing...... Singing and hugging the chick, I came out to pee a bubble, a pee, and I can't find it back...... This...... Why are you still running to a barbershop? You're a barbershop, aren't you?"

Hmm? Such a powerful observation!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, big brother, we are washing our hair." ”

"I ...... I also ...... Can you get a number?" the drunk man said and was about to step in.

"Don't, don't!" Lu Ping hurriedly stretched out his hand to block: "Big brother, your hairstyle is quite neat, don't pay attention to it." ”

The drunk man touched his head: "It's neat, it's neat, it's neat, I'll tell you, I just got a haircut yesterday, and the one who gave me a haircut is a girl, and it's quite like that, it's energetic, it's energetic, hey, hahahaha......"

Lu Ping urged with a smile: "You hurry back to the room, big brother, it's nothing good to wash your hair, your friends must have been waiting for you for a long time, all!"

"Oh yes, yes, yes, I'm here to sing, I spent money, I want to hug the girl, I want to sing two songs...... Where's my song? Where's my girl? Brother, I'll tell you, the girl I'm looking for is white, hehe, hahahaha, the ass is old. Do you see, where are they, where are they? Did they come to you......" The drunkard continued to look inside, stretching out his finger and scribbling at the crowd one by one: "One or two, five or six, seven or eight...... Why are they all men? Don't you order a few girls, how monotonous, isn't it? How monotonous...... I didn't bring any money, did I? My brother has a treat, and I put it on my brother'......s account."

Lu Ping pursed his lips, what kind of drink has this guy been?

This article is too big.

"Big brother, why don't you go out and look for it again?" we are open here!" Lu Ping walked over and discussed with the drunk man with a smile.

"Oh, I take the liberty of it, I excuse me! Brother ...... again Goodbye!" The drunkard arched his wrist and burped, "Go to my place for a drink, and take care of the wine, and the girl...... How many rooms am I?"

Bang!

As soon as the drunk man turned around, he fell to the ground.

"Waiter, come over a waiter!" Lu Ping shouted: "There are guests who have drunk too much, come and say hello!"

Soon a waiter hurried over and helped the drunk man up.

Lu Ping returned to the private room.

"It's embarrassing. Lu Ping glanced at the mahjong brother who had been washed out of his face, and locked the door casually.

Mahjong gradually saw everything clearly, and thought, is it embarrassing for me to be okay?

Especially when he saw the machete on the ground that was broken in two, he instantly realized something.

At this time, the starfish opened another bottle of beer and poured it on the mahjong head.

"Ouch, it hurts?" Mahjong groaned, reaching out and touching it again, and there seemed to be a huge gap on the top of his head...... How is this possible?

Lu Ping smiled and asked, "Do you still think your head is stiff?"

"You...... You ......" Mahjong reached out and stroked the beer water flowing downstream, and scolded the starfish: "It's still TM pouring a fart, I can see it now, get out of the way!"

"What about you!" Lu Ping picked up another bottle of beer and lit it up in front of Mahjong.

Mahjong finally knew that he was scared this time, and quickly stretched out his hand: "Don't ...... Don't smash it, don't smash it......"

Lu Ping snorted coldly: "If you don't smash it, you won't smash it? Didn't you practice the iron head skill, you just blow?"

Mahjong lowered his head and picked up the half of the machete on the ground.

"What do you want to do?"

"I don't want to do it...... What do you do, it's ...... Would like to ask. ”

Lu Ping urged: "What do you want to consult, just ask, I will also have something to consult in a while." ”

Mahjong looked at the half-cut knife and said incredulously: "You broke this knife with a beer bottle?"

Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, what's wrong?

"Of course...... Yes. Mahjong glanced at the beer bottle in Lu Ping's hand again, and was even more full of fear: "The knife is broken, but the beer bottle is not broken, what's going on?"

Lu Ping said: "Whoever I want to break can be broken, it's all up to personal will, understand?"

Mahjong shook his head: "I still don't understand." ”

"If you don't understand, you can slowly understand yourself!" Lu Ping was a little impatient and said, "Now it's my turn to ask you!"

Mahjong looked admitted: "Okay, you ask." ”

"You're just sitting and listening?" Lu Ping asked rhetorically.

Mahjong hesitated for a moment, and then slowly stood up.

He felt a little blood loss, his body was limp and weak, and his feet were still trembling slightly.

Lu Ping sat down and emphasized: "You guys are here to deal with me, and it's not proper to stand and listen." It makes me feel like you're not respecting me enough!"

Mahjong gritted his teeth and retorted: "Don't go too far!"

"That's right, I said just now that I wanted them to see your boss's hot brains......" Lu Ping stood up, picked up the beer bottle and was about to cover it again.

Mahjong was suddenly frightened: "Don't don't, I'll kneel...... Listen on your knees, right?"

Lu Ping retracted: "Sounds reluctant?"

Mahjong broke out in a cold sweat, mixing with the beer liquid on his face: "Willingly, absolutely willingly!"

Lu Ping put the beer back and sat down again.

Mahjong found a suitable position and knelt down facing Lu Ping.

The group of subordinates behind him also knelt down one after another.

Just as that:

Once a son of heaven and a courtier.

The little demon should have worshiped the great god.

Lu Ping filled his mouth with a cigarette and cocked Erlang's legs.

No matter what the circumstances, he is a unique master.

It's nothing more than playing with such a presumptuous little guy.

"What's your name?" Lu Ping asked.

Mahjong replied: "Nicknamed Mahjong, real name Ma Shanggui." ”

"Kneel right away, it's not worthy of the name!" Lu Ping glanced at him with disdain: "I scared you just now, and you knelt!"

Mahjong said helplessly: "The name given by my bastard parents is indeed a failure, so few people know my name now." They only know that my name is Mahjong. ”

"Unworthy son, then I'll teach you a lesson for your parents first!" Lu Ping grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it over.

Hit the mahjong forehead with precision.

A big bag.

Mahjong suddenly touched his forehead with an aggrieved face.

"Parents are for respect, they worked hard to raise you, provide you with food and clothing, but you are here to speak disrespectfully to them? You bastard who doesn't recognize your six relatives, I really want to kill you now!" Lu Ping was a little angry, and he wanted to kill his poor parents for righteousness.

Mahjong hurriedly begged: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive...... I...... I'm not right, boss...... You then ask. ”

Lu Ping calmed down his emotions and said, "What identity, what position?"

Mahjong said truthfully: "Eat with the third master of Qingfeng Hall, and the position is ...... Position, there is really no specific position for this, Fu Sanye will do whatever I do. That's it. ”

Lu Ping asked again, "Who sent you?"

Mahjong said: "Yes...... Be...... It's the woman the third master just found...... She...... She let ...... Let me come. ”

Lu Ping said: "Blue Bingbing?"

Mahjong was stunned: "You...... How do you know?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "I know far more than you think. To make a long story short, you are a member of Qingfeng Hall, and if you make a mistake, your master will have to come forward to solve it. Let you Fu Sanye come over to get someone, oh yes, don't forget to let him bring enough money to provoke me, it's not so easy to settle the matter. ”

"Oh, don't, don't, boss!" Mahjong suddenly broke his soul: "I...... We are doing private work behind the back of the third master, and the third master doesn't know about it at all. If he knew that I had come out behind his back to cause trouble, I am afraid he would ...... Break our hamstrings...... Have pity on us, don't let the third master know, please!"

All his men were frightened.

They kowtowed on the ground.

Some people were directly scared and cried.

"Please, don't tell the third master. ”

"Tell the third master, we will die, grandpa, ancestor!"

“......”

This scene looks quite pitiful.

"You are so afraid of your third master, and you dare to come out behind his back to make trouble?" Lu Pingwu shook his head and asked rhetorically, "Is this really afraid?"

Mahjong hurriedly said: "There is a reason, there is a reason, alas, I am also a ...... Alas, just tell you, as long as you can spare my life, I ...... I don't care about shame anymore. ”

And a windfall?

Lu Ping glared at him: "Then you talk about it, I will depend on the situation." ”